Notes:
Batman: 35+
Dick : 10 less than batman. Batman was started when Bruce was .. 23. Robin came a year later. Age 14. 14 + 12 = 26
Dick's first tournament at age 14. officially adopted at age 12, came 13 soon after. Tim is 15. 26-15 =11. Dick was 12 when he held Tim. Tim has seller memory. (hell, I remember stuff happening outside of my mum when I was in the womb) Tim was 2. Remembered the holding, and the quad. summersault.
Cassandra is at least 2 years older than Tim. Tim is 15. Add age variables, and Cassandra is 16. Tim is recently turned 15 (He was 14 when I was 10 and he was new. I'm 16. He's still 14. It got annoying. Him and Jubilee.) Cassandra will soon turn 17.
Oracle- 30
Jim Gordan : 57
Impulse : (1)4.
Arrowette : 13
Spoiler: 15, soon 16
Lady Shiva- 33, but from her body, you wouldn't know it.
Remo: 42, but younger seeming.
Chiun: Sky's the limit.
Turns out its much harder to right Impulse and the flash. Which reminds me; Fellow titans are in the same age bracket as Nightwing. Same with Batty and the JLA, excluding Plas, who we'll consider younger than elongated man, thereby making him... 24. GL is 28. Canary, is 29. Close enough. Olly (GA) is. um. 40. Yeah, sure. 40. or late thirties.
These are all guesses and I'm betting, some misses, on my part. But oh well.
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"Oracle! Please! Come on! Just get me the ticket. I'll go back to Brentwood." Tim was very busy pleading with the laughing computer whiz.
"Bent wood?" Cassandra took the moment to ask.
Tim eeped again. Jumped into the air straight up 2 feet again. Felt dejected she hadn't bothered to grab his ass.
"NO! bRentwood" Time all but screamed at the girl.
"Oh. Ok. Still. Bent Wood." She said, before pointing to the door of the cape, where Remo stood, humbly.
"Uh... you know this place is wired. and there's Batman. and Nightwing. And.." Robin said, frantically. His mask lenses, however, started to darken into their white opaque status, indicating the head's up feed.
"You know. That was very good fighting today. Don't worry. I don't want to kill you. I'm shocked, but I can't exactly go about the process of taking on a clan just for being racked. Now, if I was the master..."
"Why'd you try to kill Batman last year ?"
"I normally serve the president. Cure went rogue last year, after I was ordered to kill Batman. Cure saw this as much to much of a risk after I failed once. We'll get back to business after that scumbag leaves office. You know he tried to have me kill Superman?" Remo said. He still stood silent at the entrance.
"You know... I once kicked him in the nuts. Didn't know it was him. A league of injustice thing. Decided to try and crush the Justice League by going after the Youth Justice League. ... Red Tornado named us officially. Young Justice was captured. We fought back. They weren't expecting for the titan's to intervene. Nightwing was bouncing around and next thing I know, the only person who isn't fighting is Luther. So I, um. kicked him in the balls. Hard enough to snap the cup. To put him a foot into the air. Batman put my cracked boot in a trophy case." Robin said, trying not to laugh.
"....could I have a cheese stick?" Remo said, after snickering for a few minutes.
"You. Came here. for a cheese stick ?"
"What? Its not like I'm using the excuse of food to spend time around you like Cassandra does."
"WHAT?"
"Cure has been freelancing itself out to WayneCorp, which doesn't like third world dictators. Oracle has sent me in on some of the nastier things. One time she messed up and I accidentally got a party line between her and canary."
"...Sure" Tim said.
"Huh?" Remo asked, but than quickly caught the double pack of Cheese-sticks.
"Specially made not to be harmful to the system. WayneCorp special edition, at a pretty penny from the 'man"
"Noted..." Remo said, before he left. Oh Glorious Cheese!!!! Cheese!
"What are you eating?" Chiun demanded. Remo simply took on cheese-stick and stuck it into the Korean's mouth.
Strangely, Chiun didn't spit it out. He instead chewed it.
"No toxins. None at all." He said. Than he brightened. "So. No wonder you always wanted the cheese-burgers in your youth"
"mmmhm!" Remo agreed, nodding.
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"But Listen here, Timster. It is perfectly normal for Cassandra to be attracted to you. You are the person closest to her age. Nightwing is obviously taken. She considers batman to be a father figure. She didn't have time for puberty, so the emotional aspect is now hitting in. She also wants to experience the social side of life, and believe it or not, Your the most social of the bunch. " Black Canary continued her practice of calming the shocked hormonal hero.
After all, she had practically raised Roy.
Outside of the heroin. and the abuse from Olly. and the times Roy spent on the road. and....
After all, she had looked over Roy for a few months at a time.
"But. But. I look up to batman as a father. Hello! Incest!"
"Relax. She looks up to him as a father-figure. but, believe it or not, she's not a family member. The closest she gets to that is. Well. I don't know. Friend of the family. Maybe she's like me"
"Huh? Like as in your Oracle's friend?"
"No... More like as...well..." Canary was at a lost. However, Oracle came to her rescue, returning from the kitchen with a tray of steaming coffee.
"No. More like she and Batman go at it like horny rabbits occasionally" She said, taking her rightful place in front of the computer. One would think that this would upset Canary. No.
"Kinky Rabbits, actually."
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Tim was slowly trying not to choke on his own tongue. First, he had dropped open his mouth, but than... when the kinky term had come in, he'd snapped it shut and swallowed. Hard. He slowly relaxed his jaw, and breathed. He listened to the re-assuring silence that happened whenever he knew oracle to be listening.
Of course, that wouldn't be any fun. So, Cassandra just had to make things interesting. Since she didn't have a black skirt...
"Like Kinky Rabbits sounds good" She stated, walking up behind Tim and wrapping one arm around Tim's shoulder. The other held one of the glorious cheese-sticks. Tim tried to collapse. He fell forward. He tried. That's when Cassandra caught him.
"You had good fight. Need a good back rub. Loosen you up"
"Ok" Tim said. He really should have been alerted, but. Oh no. Things were not that easy. He half walked, half was carried towards the cot where she had rubbed his back the night before. He laid down with a sigh. He closed his eyes, and enjoyed the rubbing sensation along his neck.
Than he heard the snap. Simple enough. She had removed his cape. That made sense.
A zipper.
Um... maybe the Kevlar plate ? He still had the green undershirt, right?
The snap of Gore-Tex. Well. Maybe she didn't like rubbing this hard without her gloves on.
He stopped when he realized she had his shirt over his head. She paused for a second, as he tensed. He figured nothing wrong could come of it. He relaxed. She continued to pull the shirt of his head. Than her soft skin (they had softened under the gloves, and Oracle had introduced her to lotion) worked its way into his tense back. From his neck, and lower. From his shoulders, and lower. From his thoracic spine and lower. From his lumbar spine and lower.
It was right about than when Tim realized she had run out of back and was working on something else. He whimpered, but softly.
Than he heard another click...