A/N: WAZZUP PPL???? Hehehe. . . . I am having *way* to much fun ^-^ I no the last chappie was pretty short so I'm gonna try and make up for it in this chapter. Oh yeah, and I don't own anything. (p.s. I got my soul back!! Yay!) sorry, I'm insane. o_0

Here's a little recap 4 ya. Hermione saw Ron as an angel. They're huggin'. She has her perfect Ron. Blah, blah, blah.

ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!!

They broke apart from their silent reunion.

"I can't believe it! It's really you!" Hermione said. "W-why are you here?"

"well, I obviously went to heaven after dying. Then when I was up there, I saw you. All upset and Crying. I couldn't take it. So I went and asked the God if-"

"HOLD IT!! You talked to *GOD*???" Hermione exclaimed.

"Yeaaaaaaaaaah. . . So?" said Ron.

"So? SO?? You talk to *the* *GOD* and all you can say is 'so?'???" Hermione shouted incredulously. "You are *incorrigible*!!"

"It's not that big a deal. She's really nice. Kinda like you. . ." He smiled his smile again.

"Wait, God's a SHE??"

"Well. . . Sorta. . ."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that God changes all the time. One day God's a she, then the next God's a he. . . it gets very tiresome. . . But usually God is in the form of a teenage girl. God can be very childish sometimes. One time she accidentally became a baby girl and *I* had to play babysitter." He let out a sigh. "But all in all she's nice and funny. Thank God she's funny. . . wait. . . I just thanked her for being funny. Hmmmmm. . . that's something to ponder. . ."

"Okay, that's enough. Back to the point."

"huh? What point?"

"RON! You were telling me why you came back!"

"Oh yeah. . . Like I was *saying* before I was so *rudely* interrupted." Ron said in mock anger. "I saw you crying and decided to come and help you out. God said I could be your guardian angel soooooo. . . here I am!"

"Cool! I have a guardian angel! I have a *guardian* *angel*!!!"

"Well, see you later!" said Ron.

"Huh? But-"

And then Hermione opened her eyes. She was laying in bed.

"That was weird. . ."

"GOOD MORNING HERMIONE!"

Hermione let out a scream.

A/N: hmmmm. . . well. . . this is an interesting chapter. REVIEW FINE CITIZENS OF FANFICTION.NET! (and those of you who are just dropping in for a visit) ^-^