A/N: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!! I have been grounded from the comp. 4
sooooooooooo long! It feels nice to type again! Anyways, 4 being so
faithful 2 me, here's an EXTRA long chappie!
On WiTh ThE sToRY!!!!!!!!
Hermione was walking to class, with her new guardian angel floating along beside her. He just floated along not saying anything. Then he began to hum. It sounded familiar Then he started to whistle. Then he started to sing. Before Hermione knew it he was screaming out a song:
"IT'S LIKE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN,
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
IT'S A FREE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE,
WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID!
IT'S THE GOOD ADVIIIIIIIIIIICE,
THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T-"
"RON!!!" shouted Hermione.
Ron stopped, that was good. Everyone was starring at Hermione, that was bad. Suddenly everyone in the hall, excluding Ron and Hermione, started whispering and pointing. **smooth move, dingus** Hermione thought to herself. Hermione took off running to her next class in potions.
"Well. That was certainly unexpected." Said Ron.
"Shut it." Hermione mumbled.
"A bit tense are we?"
Hermione sent an evil death glare up to Ron. That wiped the smirk off his face. They both walked-er, walked and floated-to potions.
"Ms. Granger, you are just in time." Said Snape coolly.
"Really? Good." Said Hermione with a sigh of relief. She was almost to her seat and then-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!
"Well, it appears you ARE late after all." Snape said putting on his silkiest voice.
Hermione was angry with Snape, but that was NOTHING compared to Ron. Ron was fuming. His face got all red. And then. . . a look of sudden realization spread over his face. Jubilant realization.
"HEY! You! Yeah you Snape! I'm talking to you, you filthy piece of crap! I oughtta-"
"Ron!!" Hermione whispered frantically.
"It's okay! He can't hear me!"
"But. . ."
Then a look of happiness crossed Hermione's face also. Her face cracked into a wide, wicked grin that was very un-Hermione-ish. **Damn she looks good. . .** thought Ron.
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"All right class. . . you may now add the wolfs bane. . ." said Snape lazily.
Hermione was paired up to work with Seamus.
"NO SEAMUS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR *15* MINUTES TO ADD THE TOAD LIVER! NOT 5!!!"
*BOOOOOOOM!!!!*
It was chaos. Everyone was running around screaming and shrinking down to about 3 inches tall. Suddenly there were many tiny shrieks to be heard all around the classroom. The only student who didn't get hit was Hermione. She had ducked under her desk. She slowly stood up to see all the tiny students. It scared her half to death. (Hermione has a fear of small folk. Damn the little leprechauns!) Then she saw Malfoy. She fell over laughing. It was too funny! He was running in circles screaming about mudbloods.
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Once the class was back to their normal sizes, everyone sat down. It was apparent that Professor Snap had not given enough of the antidote to Harry, for he was about the size of a small first year. Some of the Slytherin girls were laughing at him. This REALLY pissed Hermione off. She signaled something to Ron. He didn't exactly understand, but got the gist. He flew over to the Slytherin girls and hovered over them for a few seconds. Then he lightly started tapping Pansy on the back. She turned around and saw Malfoy and told him to stop.
"What?" he whispered.
"Stop tapping me!" she whispered back.
"I'm not!"
"Whatever."
Ron soon found out that pansy had a VERY short temper. He kept tapping her, but she tried to ignore it. Ron, sensing resistance, then did what no man had dared to do before. . .
He snapped her bra strap. Pansy leapt up red in the face. She turned to Malfoy.
"HOW DARE YOU???"
"Huh??"
Pansy then slapped him in the face and stormed out of the class room. Hermione had to shove her fist in her mouth to stifle the laughter, something she had picked up from Ron. Of course, Snape completely ignored the whole scene and no points were deducted. **Either way, that was worth it** She thought.
Ron floated down and winked at her. She winked back. Then Ron flew back to her, smiling. She smiled at him. She looked back over at the Slytherins. She saw Malfoy, starring at her. **what's his beef?** she wondered. Then she realized why she was being starred at. When she had winked at Ron, he had been standing so that he blocked her view of Malfoy. Of coarse Malfoy didn't see Ron. All he saw was Hermione wink. In his direction.
A/N: OH NO!!! WHAT'S MALFOY GONNA DO?? I don't know either. We'll just have to wait and see. . . Oh yeah! I just 'membered! If you have writers block, the solution is. . . are you ready for this? SUGAR! It clears the mind like melon rind! Hoo-HOO! Later!
On WiTh ThE sToRY!!!!!!!!
Hermione was walking to class, with her new guardian angel floating along beside her. He just floated along not saying anything. Then he began to hum. It sounded familiar Then he started to whistle. Then he started to sing. Before Hermione knew it he was screaming out a song:
"IT'S LIKE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN,
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
IT'S A FREE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE,
WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY PAID!
IT'S THE GOOD ADVIIIIIIIIIIICE,
THAT YOU JUST DIDN'T-"
"RON!!!" shouted Hermione.
Ron stopped, that was good. Everyone was starring at Hermione, that was bad. Suddenly everyone in the hall, excluding Ron and Hermione, started whispering and pointing. **smooth move, dingus** Hermione thought to herself. Hermione took off running to her next class in potions.
"Well. That was certainly unexpected." Said Ron.
"Shut it." Hermione mumbled.
"A bit tense are we?"
Hermione sent an evil death glare up to Ron. That wiped the smirk off his face. They both walked-er, walked and floated-to potions.
"Ms. Granger, you are just in time." Said Snape coolly.
"Really? Good." Said Hermione with a sigh of relief. She was almost to her seat and then-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!
"Well, it appears you ARE late after all." Snape said putting on his silkiest voice.
Hermione was angry with Snape, but that was NOTHING compared to Ron. Ron was fuming. His face got all red. And then. . . a look of sudden realization spread over his face. Jubilant realization.
"HEY! You! Yeah you Snape! I'm talking to you, you filthy piece of crap! I oughtta-"
"Ron!!" Hermione whispered frantically.
"It's okay! He can't hear me!"
"But. . ."
Then a look of happiness crossed Hermione's face also. Her face cracked into a wide, wicked grin that was very un-Hermione-ish. **Damn she looks good. . .** thought Ron.
~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~
"All right class. . . you may now add the wolfs bane. . ." said Snape lazily.
Hermione was paired up to work with Seamus.
"NO SEAMUS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR *15* MINUTES TO ADD THE TOAD LIVER! NOT 5!!!"
*BOOOOOOOM!!!!*
It was chaos. Everyone was running around screaming and shrinking down to about 3 inches tall. Suddenly there were many tiny shrieks to be heard all around the classroom. The only student who didn't get hit was Hermione. She had ducked under her desk. She slowly stood up to see all the tiny students. It scared her half to death. (Hermione has a fear of small folk. Damn the little leprechauns!) Then she saw Malfoy. She fell over laughing. It was too funny! He was running in circles screaming about mudbloods.
~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~
Once the class was back to their normal sizes, everyone sat down. It was apparent that Professor Snap had not given enough of the antidote to Harry, for he was about the size of a small first year. Some of the Slytherin girls were laughing at him. This REALLY pissed Hermione off. She signaled something to Ron. He didn't exactly understand, but got the gist. He flew over to the Slytherin girls and hovered over them for a few seconds. Then he lightly started tapping Pansy on the back. She turned around and saw Malfoy and told him to stop.
"What?" he whispered.
"Stop tapping me!" she whispered back.
"I'm not!"
"Whatever."
Ron soon found out that pansy had a VERY short temper. He kept tapping her, but she tried to ignore it. Ron, sensing resistance, then did what no man had dared to do before. . .
He snapped her bra strap. Pansy leapt up red in the face. She turned to Malfoy.
"HOW DARE YOU???"
"Huh??"
Pansy then slapped him in the face and stormed out of the class room. Hermione had to shove her fist in her mouth to stifle the laughter, something she had picked up from Ron. Of course, Snape completely ignored the whole scene and no points were deducted. **Either way, that was worth it** She thought.
Ron floated down and winked at her. She winked back. Then Ron flew back to her, smiling. She smiled at him. She looked back over at the Slytherins. She saw Malfoy, starring at her. **what's his beef?** she wondered. Then she realized why she was being starred at. When she had winked at Ron, he had been standing so that he blocked her view of Malfoy. Of coarse Malfoy didn't see Ron. All he saw was Hermione wink. In his direction.
A/N: OH NO!!! WHAT'S MALFOY GONNA DO?? I don't know either. We'll just have to wait and see. . . Oh yeah! I just 'membered! If you have writers block, the solution is. . . are you ready for this? SUGAR! It clears the mind like melon rind! Hoo-HOO! Later!