MA: hey peoples. I can't believe that I got so many reviews for just this movie.
Takato: All right!
MA: what's up with you?
Takato: I'm an ascendant! I can kick some major ass!
Max: I don't thinks so kid.
Takato: oh yeah! Let's go, sucka!
Max: takato, sit down. You'll hurt yourself.
Takato: what's the matter, you scared?
Max: please.
Takato: hey! It's an all you can eat buffet for 1.99!
Max: where?
(Max turns his head and takato sucker punches him. Max doesn't even fell it.)
Max: where's the buffet?
Takato: AAHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAND!
Rika: takato you dumb ass!
MA: takato, let me give you some info: YOU'RE NOT A ASCENTDANT YET!
Takato: now you tell me!
Rika: why do I even date you?
Max: that's what you get for tricking me.
MA: care to do the disclaimer?
Takato: ma doesn't own, ow! Digimon or dbz, oww! The pain!
Rika: come on gogglehead. Let's get some ice.
MA: while he gets patched up, on with the fic.













DIGIMON THE MOVIE: RETURN OF THE DIGITAL WARLORD
HISTORY LESSON





" Kill him! Takato must die!"
The order came to takato's fright as the four huge digimon under the warlord's control came at him. The other tamers race at them but they wouldn't get there in time. Suddenly, for some reason, everything stopped; the tamers, digimon, everything stopped in their track, as if time stopped.

" So he is one?"
Stepping among the frozen figures was a weird man; he had large pointy ears with gold earrings hanging from them, blue skin and a blue a red outfit.

" Yes, he is master."
Behind was an older man with gray hair and a brown robe. Beside him was a taller man wore a black mask that covered his whole head except his eyes, a trench coat and black boots.

" He doesn't look like much."

" Trust me, master shinmon he is." said the masked man.

" What do you think we should do?"

" He hasn't unlocked his power but with proper guidance, he can." Said the old man.

" Fine. Simms, you will do this but you are not to tell him more than he needs to know."

" Yes master."

" And you shall only advise but don't reveal yourself to him until he unlocks his power."

" I understand. But what about now? He wouldn't survive this situation."

" Very well. I will add him this time but the next time, he will live or die on what he does or doesn't do."

" Very well."

" Now to work. Relocate." He spoke while waving his hand over the warlord and his goons, causing them to dissolve and vanished.

" Well, it's time for me to go. Good luck."
With that, the being known as shinmon vanished, leaving the two alone with the frozen tamers.

" You wanna know something?"

" What, Simms?"

" You look just like that guy from G gundam."

" Shut up and restart time."

" Fine. Unfreeze."

All the tamers and their digimon fell to the ground as time began again. Takato and rika both blinked as Simms came into their view.

" Hello there."

" What the? Where's the warlord?" asked rika.

" Oh, I just sent him away."

" For good?" asked takato.

" You wish! Life's not that easy. No, they'll be back so we don't have much time. Is there any where that they don't know about?"

" Well, seeing as how they have all the info on us, I think I know a place but just who are you?" said Henry as the tamers aided their digimon.

" I'll tell but now we have to go."















" Huh?" thought the nightmare brigade as they and their master found themselves back at their warehouse base, completely clueless to what just happened.

" How did we get back here?" asked casinomon.

" I thought we were taking out that little kid." Said bountymon.

" Master, did you bring us here?" asked pattonmon.

" No I didn't."

" Then what happened?"

" It seems that those wannabes have some allies, very powerful allies."

" So what do we do?" asked blademon.

" Fan out! Find them. Bring rika to me, the others mean nothing to me so do what you want and above all, takato must die."














The tamers were regrouping in the Hypnos building where they fought the d-reaper, and the old man was now healing the digimon, now on guilmon.

" Ok, guilmon. You're ok."

" Wow. I feel better." He said as he stood up. He then moved over to the extremely injured and put his hands over her. His palms started to glow as waves of energy radiated off them and into the digimon.

" Will she be ok?" asked jeri.

" She's hurt pretty bad and it will take longer than the others but she will be fine."

" Ok, now can you tell who you are and how you can do that?" demanded Henry.

" Always with the questions, huh Henry? My name is Ezekiel Simms and I'm here to give you kids some help."

" You're gonna help us with that warlord creep?" asked kazu.

" Yes. He is a creep, isn't he?"
The glow from his hand died down as all of renamon's battle wounds healed and was now awake. She looked around, wondering where she was.

" Where am I?"

" You're ok now."

" It's..." she was about to say but Simms slightly shook his head.

" Nothing. Thanks." She spoke, understanding what he meant.

" So spill who is he?" asked rika.

" Well, where do I start?" he said walking around while everyone took a seat.

" How about at the beginning?" said ryo.

" Man you're more impatient than davis."

" Why bring him up?" asked kenta.

" Oh, because I've met him." He answered simply, to the surprise of the tamers.

" Wait just a minute! You're saying you've met Davis from the digimon TV?"

" Yep, and the rest of the digidestined too, if you're wondering."
The tamers all looked at him with disbelief and utter shock.

" Perhaps I should explain."

" Yeah, you should." Said Henry.

" Ok, how should I explain this? Well you see, just as this world is a single planet in a infinite universe, the digital world your digimon are from is also one world in a universe of digimon, some more powerful than any of you can imagine. For each digital world that exists, it parallels a different earth, each with it's own peoples. And in one of these worlds, the digidestined aren't characters in a cartoon, they are real people."

" Cool. I would give anything to meet the real digidestined." Said kazu.

" That would be nice. But this is also connected to the situation now because the warlord is from the world of the digidestined."

" Really?" said jeri.

" Yes. He was once like all of you, an ordinary boy until he found his digivice. Instead of taking him to the digital world, it took him to the dark ocean. He became corrupt and evil, thanks to the forces of darkness. He shed his old identity and became the villain you face today, the digital warlord."

" Well, he can't be that strong, can he?" asked terriermon.

" No, he's far stronger that you think. I'm afraid not even the digidestined could beat him and you won't either. His power far surpasses those of a mega."

" So how was he beaten?"

" Well, one day, brave and powerful young man challenged his power. In massive battle that spanned both worlds, he fought the warlord with everything he had. In the end, he defeated the evil villain."

" Wow. So what happened to this hero?" asked guardramon.

" He gave up his life so that many more after him would live."

" I'm sorry." Said jeri, seeing the sorrow in his eyes.

" That's all well and all but how do we beat this guy? According to you, even if we bio-merge, we wouldn't stand a chance." Asked ryo.

" Before I would say no way but now that has all changed." He said as he looked at takato.

" What? Why are you looking at me like that?"

" I'm looking at you like that because you, my friend, are the only hope to defeat this bastard once and for all."

" Wait! What's so special about chumly?" pondered kazu.

" 'chumly', as you like to call him, is an ascendant."

" The warlord called him that before you sent him away. What is that and why did he want takato dead all of sudden?" demanded rika.

" Because he's afraid of him." He answered.

" He's afraid of me?"

" You see takato, the person who beat him the first time wasn't an ordinary human and he had no digimon partner. He defeated him using his bare hands. He had a rare power within him, a power that stemmed from the force of life itself. It was the power of the ascendant. When he fully unlocked this energy, he was granted unbelievable battle skills; speed, strength, and raw power. When he was in this form, no one could rival his power and even the warlord was no match for him."

" And I have this power?"

" Yes but it lies dormant now. He has to kill you before you can bring up the power. From that moment on, you became real threat to him and he will not stop until you die unless you can unlock it yourself."

" But how?"

" It is activated from extreme emotion, like love, sorrow or in most cases, rage."

" Rage?" said takato.

" Yes."

" Th-there has to be another way."

" Rage is the easiest way."

" No! I-I don't want to get angry! Not again!" he said as he walked towards the window with guilmon by his side. Rika looked at him, almost worried.

" I think takato still hasn't gotten over what happened in the digital world." explained Henry.

" Yes. I know all about the megaidramon incident."




Takato, you must fight your demons or you won't survive the battle ahead.








It had been over an hour since Simms little history lesson. Most of the tamers and digimon was taking this time to contact their families and take a rest. Takato was still staring out the window as guilmon watch him from the side.

" Takato."

He turned to see rika walking in to the room with two sodas.

" Rika. Where is everybody?"

" Down stair, raiding the snack machines. Here." She said handed him a soda.

" So what are you thinking about?"

" What Simms said. What I have to do? I don't want to get mad like that again."

" Well sometimes, we have to do things we don't want to do."

" But what I turn into a monster, like megaidramon?"

" You won't, takato. You're not like that that was just a one time thing." She said put her hand on his shoulder.

" Thanks rika. I wish was as sure as you are." He replied, putting his hand on hers and returning to the view outside the window.

" Huh?"

" What, takato?"

" It's nothing I thought I saw someone standing on the roof of that building over there."

" You're going crazy gogglehead."

" Rika." spoke renamon as she appeared behind her.

" What's wrong?"

" Nothing I..." she said just before she grabbed the two tamers and pushed guilmon as pattonmon smashed through the window in all his gigantic glory.

" Well. Looky at what I found." he spoke as his comrades jumped in as well.

" Pattonmon."

" Hello to you too, beautiful. Normally, I would like to have some more fun with you but now it's all business. The others mean nothing! The boy must die!" he ordered as they advanced upon them when the floor exploded behind them.

" Hello boy! Ready for a rematch?" said rapidmon, jump through the hole and in front of them.

" Hey guys!" Henry yelled.

" Henry! What's up, or should I say, what's down?"

" Very funny takato! We saw those ass clowns jump in up stairs so terriermon thought he should have a rematch with them, as rapidmon!"

" I think Einstein has the right idea."

" Right. Let's give it to him!"









DIGI-MODIFY
MATRIX DIGIVOLUTION ACTIVATE







MATRIX DIGIVOLUTION



GUILMON MATRIX DIGIVOLVE TO ----- WARGROWLMON
RENAMON MATRIX DIGIVOLVE TO ----- TAOMON









" You beat up my friend! Now you're mine!" roared wargrowlmon.

" You want it dino breath? Come and get it!" taunted pattonmon. The ultimate charged right into him, smashing both into the wall and into the next room.

" I'll back you up mate!" bountymon yelled, drawing his guns.

" I don't think so!"




RAPID FIRE





The two missiles hit the ground in front of him, knocking him out the window while he followed.

" You're dead, bitch!" said blademon jumping at rika and takato.




THOUSAND SPELL






The scrolls impacted on his skin, dropping him to the floor.

" That's right bitch!" said taomon.

" Don't forget me!"



LIGHTNING BLADE






The attack hit the only member unhurt.

" This is going to hurt!" casinomon said as he was knocked outside by the oncoming attack. The tamers looked at the hole to see andromon climbing up and out.

" Andromon!" said takato in surprise.

" Hey guys! Didn't think he could digivolve again, did you?" yelled kazu.

" Enough chit chat! We've got a fight on our hands!"
In the next room, wargrowlmon and pattonmon were involved in an all out brawl. Pattonmon punched him in the face while he retaliated with a slash from his arm blade. Wargrowlmon rammed him to the wall, and began to pound away on him. Pattonmon came back with a kick and a punch to his mouth. The digimon growled as they locked up in a test of strength, as their feet dug into the floor.

" Forget about dino breath! You can't beat me! I'm pattonmon, the warlord's most powerful solder!"

" Oh yeah! Well, I'm wargrowlmon and I'm takato's best friend and you will not kill him!"

" Really? And what are you gonna do about it?"

" This!"






ATOMIC BLASTER




With his arms held up by his opponent's, pattonmon was unguarded from the attack.

" Damn you!" were his final words as he was deleted and his data scatted to the winds.

" I would upload your data but you're not worth it."


Meanwhile, the rest of the digimon had spilled out on the street, in front of the building. Bountymon was have a hard time with rapidmon as the digimon was moving too fast to hit with his bounty assault.

" Stop jumping around and fight fair!"

" And who are you talk about fair! Eat this!" he yelled, firing more rockets down on him. Bountymon took out a long chain, swung it around and threw. It wrapped around his leg, stopping his movements.

" Now I've got you!"

" Now sucka! I've got you!"




TRI BEAM




" Crickey!" he screamed before he was deleted into oblivion.

" Take that."

Blademon was also having his hands full with taomon as she dodge every cut, and slash he tried with her.

" Time to end this!" he said.

" I agree!"




TALISMAN OF LIGHT



Using her giant paintbrush, she drew a symbol in the air and threw it at the attack, deleting him in a flash of light. Now, only casinomon was left and he knew he out numbered so he began to back out of the battle.

" Where do you think you're going?"

He turned around to see leomon, cyberdramon, and andromon standing behind him, all ready to fight.

" Uh, card game anyone?"



DESOLATION CLAW

FIST OF THE BEAST KING

GATTLING BARRAGE


The combination of digimon attacks hit him point blank, leaving only his playing cards behind.

" Game over." Growled cyberdramon.

" Alright! You beat those creeps!" cheered kenta as the tamers emerged from the building.

" Is everyone all right?" asked leomon.

" Just about. You guys ok?" said Henry.

" I could go another ten rounds." Joked rapidmon.

" Where's wargrowlmon?" asked taomon. Her answer came as wargrowlmon blasted out of the building and landed on the ground.

" Sorry. I got held up."

" Well, with those digimon out of the way, maybe things will get easier." Said jeri. Just then, the sound of clapping could be heard. Emerging from the alley and with a large smile on his face was the warlord.

" Congratulations are in order. You beat my men and easily, I must say. I hope you are all feeling pretty good about yourselves because now, you must face me and I won't be so easy!"

























NEXT TIME: it's the tamers vs. the warlord. Also the moment you've been waiting for.





THE WRATH OF THE WARLORD









MA: sorry the battles were so short but I'm saving all my big fights for the warlord vs. takato.
Max: ass! You're not supposed to reveal that!
MA: opps! My bad!








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