Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend Of Zelda or Nintendo.
The sun rose up in the bustling city of Chicago. Cars and trucks zoomed back and forth on the highways and interstates. But in an alleyway, a hero was waking up.
Siminix rubbed his eyes and got up from his asphalt bed and gazed around the site. 'Where's that Navi person?' For a minute, he thought that it was all a dream. Then he saw the small piece of cardboard that she had been sleeping on. There she was, fast asleep.
'Hmmm.' Siminix aimed his gun up into the air. "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" He fired it off a few times and scared the fairy awake.
"What? What's going on?!" Navi fluttered around in fear, not knowing what was happening.
"Relax." Siminix told her. "It was just your wake up call." He slid his gun back into his pouch and zipped it up. Navi looked really ticked off.
"Now that you've finished your games, let's begin. Is there anyone that we need to talk to first?" Navi asked him. Siminix thought for a moment, rubbing a hand across his unshaven face.
"My drug dealer. I'll need to get some ammo from him, but I don't have any money to pay with. Should I tell him that I need it to save the world?"
"No! Don't tell him that you're the descendant of Link. But we need to get some money." Navi considered the possibilities.
Siminix suddenly thought of something. "I know. The bank." He quickly ran down the alley. "It's only a few blocks this way."
Navi followed him. "Oh, so you're going to make a withdrawal?" Navi asked him from next to his ear.
"Well. n-o-o-o-t exactly." A smirk crossed his face. Navi didn't know what he was talking about.
They reached the end of the block and Siminix stepped through the doors and was in the bank's lobby. He scanned the area and saw three security cameras. 'If I really am a descendant of Link, then I should have good accuracy.'
He pulled out his handgun.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
He took out all three of the cameras in just three shots. Everyone in the bank ducked down for cover. "Alright! You know the f------ drill! Anything worth something!" He went from person to person taking necklaces, watches, money, and he demanded money from the bank.
"What are you doing, Siminix?" Navi sounded mad, and she was zipping all over the room.
"Do you want to save the world or not?" He replied after stuffing a wad (writer: wow. my favorite amount of money. a wad) of money into his pouch. "Hey! Where the h--- are you going?" Somebody rushed to pull the fire alarm in hopes of alerting somebody outside. Siminix shot them in the arm.
"SIMINIX! STOP THAT!" Navi was flying all in his face. She was really mad at him now.
Siminix shot the fire alarm. "He'll live. We got our money now. Let's go." Siminix and Navi hurried out of the bank and deep into the old, abandoned apartments before the police showed up.
"Very smart move. Your grandfather would have done something much less lethal." Navi scolded. Siminix was counting the bills he had.
"Don't worry about it. I have over ten thousand dollars here in dollars and jewelry. Now, let's go find Dansmith." He and Navi traveled about a mile (going away from the bank) to a bus stop. The bus pulled up and they stepped on. Navi was hidden in Siminix's pouch.
After paying the fare, Siminix took a seat in the back. "We'll be there in about five minutes, he doesn't live very far from here." Siminix unfolded his black bandana and tied it back around his head more securely. He reached into his pouch and pulled out a very nice watch. Siminix put it on. After that, he put on a pair of sunglasses that he snatched from some pimp that was flirting with a girl at the bank.
Later, the bus pulled to a stop and Siminix stepped off. He walked a few miles down to an apartment that his dealer, Dansmith, lived in.
As Siminix knocked on the door, he could hear strange noises inside. "Sounds like a struggle." The door opened up and Dansmith was standing there, dressed all nice and neat like almost all drug dealers are.
"Oh. I thought you were the landlord. I was just hiding some of my goods in case you were. Out of dope?" He invited Siminix inside, locking the door behind him.
Siminix sat down on his bed. "I need some ammo and possibly a new weapon." He emptied out his bad of cash onto the foot of the bed for Dansmith to see.
"I see you've robbed another bank. When will you ever learn, Siminix?" Dansmith stepped into his closet and pulled out a huge suitcase. Inside it was a very large cache of weapons.
Siminix glanced over them. "The Uzi's." Dansmith set two Uzi's down in front of Siminix along with eight clips. He glanced over them again. "I need some ammo for my handgun." Dansmith set fifteen clips down in front of Siminix. "I could also use a pack of cigarettes."
Dansmith received his payment and Siminix received his goods (with plenty of cash left over). "Well, I'll see you later." Siminix left the room.
"Anytime, kid. You're my best customer." Dansmith put all of the weapons back into his suitcase and put it back in the closet.
Back in, yet, another alley, Siminix let Navi out. "So, where is the location?" He loaded up his two Uzi's and his handgun. He also lit a cigarette and took a long drag on it.
"It's in a sewer. I remember the entrance fairly well. We'll need to get on the other side of town, though."
"That won't be a problem. I got plenty of change. I just wish that you would've told me we'd need a bus before I lit my cigarette." He threw it on the ground and smashed it.
Navi laughed at him. "You have more things to be worried about than killing your body with those things. Now, let's go get that shield."
The sun rose up in the bustling city of Chicago. Cars and trucks zoomed back and forth on the highways and interstates. But in an alleyway, a hero was waking up.
Siminix rubbed his eyes and got up from his asphalt bed and gazed around the site. 'Where's that Navi person?' For a minute, he thought that it was all a dream. Then he saw the small piece of cardboard that she had been sleeping on. There she was, fast asleep.
'Hmmm.' Siminix aimed his gun up into the air. "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" He fired it off a few times and scared the fairy awake.
"What? What's going on?!" Navi fluttered around in fear, not knowing what was happening.
"Relax." Siminix told her. "It was just your wake up call." He slid his gun back into his pouch and zipped it up. Navi looked really ticked off.
"Now that you've finished your games, let's begin. Is there anyone that we need to talk to first?" Navi asked him. Siminix thought for a moment, rubbing a hand across his unshaven face.
"My drug dealer. I'll need to get some ammo from him, but I don't have any money to pay with. Should I tell him that I need it to save the world?"
"No! Don't tell him that you're the descendant of Link. But we need to get some money." Navi considered the possibilities.
Siminix suddenly thought of something. "I know. The bank." He quickly ran down the alley. "It's only a few blocks this way."
Navi followed him. "Oh, so you're going to make a withdrawal?" Navi asked him from next to his ear.
"Well. n-o-o-o-t exactly." A smirk crossed his face. Navi didn't know what he was talking about.
They reached the end of the block and Siminix stepped through the doors and was in the bank's lobby. He scanned the area and saw three security cameras. 'If I really am a descendant of Link, then I should have good accuracy.'
He pulled out his handgun.
BLAM BLAM BLAM
He took out all three of the cameras in just three shots. Everyone in the bank ducked down for cover. "Alright! You know the f------ drill! Anything worth something!" He went from person to person taking necklaces, watches, money, and he demanded money from the bank.
"What are you doing, Siminix?" Navi sounded mad, and she was zipping all over the room.
"Do you want to save the world or not?" He replied after stuffing a wad (writer: wow. my favorite amount of money. a wad) of money into his pouch. "Hey! Where the h--- are you going?" Somebody rushed to pull the fire alarm in hopes of alerting somebody outside. Siminix shot them in the arm.
"SIMINIX! STOP THAT!" Navi was flying all in his face. She was really mad at him now.
Siminix shot the fire alarm. "He'll live. We got our money now. Let's go." Siminix and Navi hurried out of the bank and deep into the old, abandoned apartments before the police showed up.
"Very smart move. Your grandfather would have done something much less lethal." Navi scolded. Siminix was counting the bills he had.
"Don't worry about it. I have over ten thousand dollars here in dollars and jewelry. Now, let's go find Dansmith." He and Navi traveled about a mile (going away from the bank) to a bus stop. The bus pulled up and they stepped on. Navi was hidden in Siminix's pouch.
After paying the fare, Siminix took a seat in the back. "We'll be there in about five minutes, he doesn't live very far from here." Siminix unfolded his black bandana and tied it back around his head more securely. He reached into his pouch and pulled out a very nice watch. Siminix put it on. After that, he put on a pair of sunglasses that he snatched from some pimp that was flirting with a girl at the bank.
Later, the bus pulled to a stop and Siminix stepped off. He walked a few miles down to an apartment that his dealer, Dansmith, lived in.
As Siminix knocked on the door, he could hear strange noises inside. "Sounds like a struggle." The door opened up and Dansmith was standing there, dressed all nice and neat like almost all drug dealers are.
"Oh. I thought you were the landlord. I was just hiding some of my goods in case you were. Out of dope?" He invited Siminix inside, locking the door behind him.
Siminix sat down on his bed. "I need some ammo and possibly a new weapon." He emptied out his bad of cash onto the foot of the bed for Dansmith to see.
"I see you've robbed another bank. When will you ever learn, Siminix?" Dansmith stepped into his closet and pulled out a huge suitcase. Inside it was a very large cache of weapons.
Siminix glanced over them. "The Uzi's." Dansmith set two Uzi's down in front of Siminix along with eight clips. He glanced over them again. "I need some ammo for my handgun." Dansmith set fifteen clips down in front of Siminix. "I could also use a pack of cigarettes."
Dansmith received his payment and Siminix received his goods (with plenty of cash left over). "Well, I'll see you later." Siminix left the room.
"Anytime, kid. You're my best customer." Dansmith put all of the weapons back into his suitcase and put it back in the closet.
Back in, yet, another alley, Siminix let Navi out. "So, where is the location?" He loaded up his two Uzi's and his handgun. He also lit a cigarette and took a long drag on it.
"It's in a sewer. I remember the entrance fairly well. We'll need to get on the other side of town, though."
"That won't be a problem. I got plenty of change. I just wish that you would've told me we'd need a bus before I lit my cigarette." He threw it on the ground and smashed it.
Navi laughed at him. "You have more things to be worried about than killing your body with those things. Now, let's go get that shield."