Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Nintendo and I don't claim to.
Siminix stepped off the bus and scanned the sidewalk for a manhole. The streets were too crowded with people to find one. "I can't see one. There are too many people." Navi wanted to desperately crawl out of the pouch on Siminix's side to search for one, but that would've caused too much of a disturbance.
"We need to think of something." He heard Navi squeal from his pouch. One idea came to Siminix's mind.
He pulled out his handgun and aimed it into the sky. "Hail Hitler!" He fired a few shots into the air. After a few minutes, the streets were clear.
He spotted a manhole just a little ways down the sidewalk. "Must everything you do involve a gun?" Navi asked him as she fluttered out of the pouch. Siminix raced down to the cover.
"Look on the bright side: Nobody got hurt." He shot the cover a few times and it shattered to pieces, leaving a passage to the sewers. Police sirens were blaring in the distance. "Looks like we need to hurry."
Siminix and Navi climbed down the ladder and landed on the floor. "Smells like sh-down here." It was kind of obvious why it did. "So, which way do we go?"
Navi flew down the tunnel and came to a curve. "This way. Get your guns out, there are octorocs in the water." Siminix didn't like the sound of that.
He drew out his Uzi's and slowly stepped to where Navi was. "You don't need to move like a turtle. Just hurry up. I'll warn you if I see any." Siminix stayed behind Navi, like any other smart person would.
As they got further and further down the tunnel, Siminix tripped over something. He looked down and saw a ghastly sight. The skeletal remains of five people littered the floor. "What the h---!"
Navi lit up the sewer with her light to see what he was looking at. "Oh, they must have wandered down to far. I wish that I didn't have to put these traps in here, but I don't want anyone to steal the shield." Navi ushered Siminix along.
A stir came from the waters. Siminix aimed his Uzi's into the black mess. Navi was looking for the octorocs. "There's one in here." She warned him. A small head popped out of the water. "There!"
Siminix opened fire on the little monster. Its cranium was shattered and thrown all over the wall. It was Siminix's first kill. "No more little monster to ruin my day." He joked, and holstered the guns.
Just then, another octoroc stuck its head out of the water. Siminix reached to pull his guns out, but the octoroc spat a large rock out at him. It his him in the stomach and he fell to the ground in pain. Before it could spit another one, he grabbed his handgun and shot a few blind shots in the direction that the rock had come. He took a glance at where the octoroc was and saw it spit another rock.
This time, he rolled to the side and avoided the object. Siminix took aim, pulled the trigger, and the octoroc was dead. "Don't ever go off guard in a place like this." Navi scolded him, and he stood back up.
They continued on down the tunnel until they came to a door. It wasn't locked, but there were bars in front of it to prevent anyone from using it. "Okay, what's this?" Siminix asked Navi.
Navi looked around and saw a silver plate on the wall above the door. It had a picture of an open eye on it. Also, it was covered in ice. "Oh no!" Navi complained. "I forgot that I iced this lock over. Now we'll have to get the bow and the fire arrows to melt it." Navi turned around to leave the sewer, but Siminix, like always, had a bright idea.
He pointed his guns at the ice and opened fire. The ice shattered and one of the bullets hit the eye, causing the bars to go away. "There, no more need for fire arrows." Siminix opened the door and he and Navi stepped into the next room.
The room they had stepped into wasn't like the sewer at all; it was a tomb! Rows of coffins littered the ground everywhere. "I don't like the way that this looks, Navi." They saw a door on the other side and slowly moved toward it. Just then, Siminix heard a loud CLUNK echo throughout the cavern. A coffin shook, and Siminix got very, very nervous.
Suddenly, the lids on the coffins popped off and all landed on the floor. Rotted, lifeless hands gripped the sides of the coffins and out came a horde of walking corpses. "Redeads!" Navi yelled. They roared and made their ways towards Siminix.
"I don't think so." Siminix shot the closest one in the face. It crumpled and slumped to the floor. Siminix stomped it a few times to make sure it was dead. "I'd better save my ammunition." He holstered his guns.
There were still about fifteen Redeads in the room. Siminix pulled the door open and he and Navi both ran to the next room.
He was panting hard. "So, what next?" Navi knew just about everything about this puzzle, so Siminix relied on her to tell him what to expect. They were in a humongous room. A ring of sewage circled around the place, making an island in the center.
"Do you see that chest up there?" Siminix strained his eyes in the darkness and could just barely make out the shape of a chest.
"Yes." He replied.
"That's the shield. Let's get it" Navi flew over the sewage and hovered above the chest. "Come on! And don't fall into the water. Also, be very quiet."
Siminix didn't like the sound of that. "Why do I need to be quiet?" He took a huge leap over the 'water'. "There isn't anything in here, is there?" He stepped up the chest and kicked it open. Inside, shining, was the red and silver Mirror Shield.
"Get it, fast." Navi hurried him. A slow hiss echoed from the roof. It was too dark for Siminix to see what was up there, but he slid that shield over his arm, fast.
"What in the h--- is in here, Navi?" Siminix was getting really scared.
"Don't look directly at it!" Siminix turned his gaze down. "It's a Gorgon. Just by looking at it, you can be turned to stone. Use the shield's mirror so that you know where it is." Siminix aimed the shield up at the ceiling and gazed into it. He saw himself, and two yellow eyes glowing above him. "Be careful. The door is locked, so we'll have to fight it. You'll need to aim for its head."
Siminix pulled out a gun and, using the reflection of the shield, aimed it to where he supposed the eyes were.
BLAM BLAM
They were misses, but the Gorgon roared in aggravation. "This is not good, Navi." He heard the tap, tap, tap of its claws as it crawled down the walls. Navi illuminated the area, and through the reflection of the shield, Siminix saw a terrifying sight.
It was about ten feet tall. Golden scales covered its body down to its feet. The wings spanned from one side of the room to the other. But that wasn't the most horrible of it all, it's hair was a mass of venomous snakes, all lashing and biting with venom dripping from their fangs. The Gorgon, itself, had fangs too.
The creature landed in front of the door. Siminix did what any other person would do: Turn and run. And did he ever!
Siminix raced all around that island with the Gorgon close behind. He could hear the many hisses of its snakes and its piercing roar that shook the walls. "Shoot behind you!" Siminix used the reflection of the shield to get a more accurate shot (of course, he didn't look).
BLAM
The Gorgon recoiled as the bullet sliced through its cheek and into the back of its head. "Yes! It's dying!" Siminix fired behind him again and again. Black blood dripped down its face as it slipped into the sewage. The stinking piles of waste splashed up into the air and rained down in a shower of rather unpleasant filth.
"Good job Siminix! You did it!" It was his first battle with an actual beast (in the game, it would be called a boss), and he had won.
"WAHOO! YEAH! WHO DA MAN? WHO DA D--- LUCKY MAN!" He did a little dance around the area and fired a couple of victory shots into the air.
"Okay. Slide your shield over your shoulders and blow away that lock. It's time to get out of here." Navi instructed.
Siminix slid the shining shield over his shoulders and it rested on his back. He felt stronger already. He blew the lock off of the door and kicked it down. What was on the other side was not very pretty.
The Redeads littered the floor; all were shredded to pieces. Five policemen stood in the midst of them all, aiming their guns at Siminix. "Put up your weapons and explain what the h--- is going on!" One of them ordered.
Siminix stepped off the bus and scanned the sidewalk for a manhole. The streets were too crowded with people to find one. "I can't see one. There are too many people." Navi wanted to desperately crawl out of the pouch on Siminix's side to search for one, but that would've caused too much of a disturbance.
"We need to think of something." He heard Navi squeal from his pouch. One idea came to Siminix's mind.
He pulled out his handgun and aimed it into the sky. "Hail Hitler!" He fired a few shots into the air. After a few minutes, the streets were clear.
He spotted a manhole just a little ways down the sidewalk. "Must everything you do involve a gun?" Navi asked him as she fluttered out of the pouch. Siminix raced down to the cover.
"Look on the bright side: Nobody got hurt." He shot the cover a few times and it shattered to pieces, leaving a passage to the sewers. Police sirens were blaring in the distance. "Looks like we need to hurry."
Siminix and Navi climbed down the ladder and landed on the floor. "Smells like sh-down here." It was kind of obvious why it did. "So, which way do we go?"
Navi flew down the tunnel and came to a curve. "This way. Get your guns out, there are octorocs in the water." Siminix didn't like the sound of that.
He drew out his Uzi's and slowly stepped to where Navi was. "You don't need to move like a turtle. Just hurry up. I'll warn you if I see any." Siminix stayed behind Navi, like any other smart person would.
As they got further and further down the tunnel, Siminix tripped over something. He looked down and saw a ghastly sight. The skeletal remains of five people littered the floor. "What the h---!"
Navi lit up the sewer with her light to see what he was looking at. "Oh, they must have wandered down to far. I wish that I didn't have to put these traps in here, but I don't want anyone to steal the shield." Navi ushered Siminix along.
A stir came from the waters. Siminix aimed his Uzi's into the black mess. Navi was looking for the octorocs. "There's one in here." She warned him. A small head popped out of the water. "There!"
Siminix opened fire on the little monster. Its cranium was shattered and thrown all over the wall. It was Siminix's first kill. "No more little monster to ruin my day." He joked, and holstered the guns.
Just then, another octoroc stuck its head out of the water. Siminix reached to pull his guns out, but the octoroc spat a large rock out at him. It his him in the stomach and he fell to the ground in pain. Before it could spit another one, he grabbed his handgun and shot a few blind shots in the direction that the rock had come. He took a glance at where the octoroc was and saw it spit another rock.
This time, he rolled to the side and avoided the object. Siminix took aim, pulled the trigger, and the octoroc was dead. "Don't ever go off guard in a place like this." Navi scolded him, and he stood back up.
They continued on down the tunnel until they came to a door. It wasn't locked, but there were bars in front of it to prevent anyone from using it. "Okay, what's this?" Siminix asked Navi.
Navi looked around and saw a silver plate on the wall above the door. It had a picture of an open eye on it. Also, it was covered in ice. "Oh no!" Navi complained. "I forgot that I iced this lock over. Now we'll have to get the bow and the fire arrows to melt it." Navi turned around to leave the sewer, but Siminix, like always, had a bright idea.
He pointed his guns at the ice and opened fire. The ice shattered and one of the bullets hit the eye, causing the bars to go away. "There, no more need for fire arrows." Siminix opened the door and he and Navi stepped into the next room.
The room they had stepped into wasn't like the sewer at all; it was a tomb! Rows of coffins littered the ground everywhere. "I don't like the way that this looks, Navi." They saw a door on the other side and slowly moved toward it. Just then, Siminix heard a loud CLUNK echo throughout the cavern. A coffin shook, and Siminix got very, very nervous.
Suddenly, the lids on the coffins popped off and all landed on the floor. Rotted, lifeless hands gripped the sides of the coffins and out came a horde of walking corpses. "Redeads!" Navi yelled. They roared and made their ways towards Siminix.
"I don't think so." Siminix shot the closest one in the face. It crumpled and slumped to the floor. Siminix stomped it a few times to make sure it was dead. "I'd better save my ammunition." He holstered his guns.
There were still about fifteen Redeads in the room. Siminix pulled the door open and he and Navi both ran to the next room.
He was panting hard. "So, what next?" Navi knew just about everything about this puzzle, so Siminix relied on her to tell him what to expect. They were in a humongous room. A ring of sewage circled around the place, making an island in the center.
"Do you see that chest up there?" Siminix strained his eyes in the darkness and could just barely make out the shape of a chest.
"Yes." He replied.
"That's the shield. Let's get it" Navi flew over the sewage and hovered above the chest. "Come on! And don't fall into the water. Also, be very quiet."
Siminix didn't like the sound of that. "Why do I need to be quiet?" He took a huge leap over the 'water'. "There isn't anything in here, is there?" He stepped up the chest and kicked it open. Inside, shining, was the red and silver Mirror Shield.
"Get it, fast." Navi hurried him. A slow hiss echoed from the roof. It was too dark for Siminix to see what was up there, but he slid that shield over his arm, fast.
"What in the h--- is in here, Navi?" Siminix was getting really scared.
"Don't look directly at it!" Siminix turned his gaze down. "It's a Gorgon. Just by looking at it, you can be turned to stone. Use the shield's mirror so that you know where it is." Siminix aimed the shield up at the ceiling and gazed into it. He saw himself, and two yellow eyes glowing above him. "Be careful. The door is locked, so we'll have to fight it. You'll need to aim for its head."
Siminix pulled out a gun and, using the reflection of the shield, aimed it to where he supposed the eyes were.
BLAM BLAM
They were misses, but the Gorgon roared in aggravation. "This is not good, Navi." He heard the tap, tap, tap of its claws as it crawled down the walls. Navi illuminated the area, and through the reflection of the shield, Siminix saw a terrifying sight.
It was about ten feet tall. Golden scales covered its body down to its feet. The wings spanned from one side of the room to the other. But that wasn't the most horrible of it all, it's hair was a mass of venomous snakes, all lashing and biting with venom dripping from their fangs. The Gorgon, itself, had fangs too.
The creature landed in front of the door. Siminix did what any other person would do: Turn and run. And did he ever!
Siminix raced all around that island with the Gorgon close behind. He could hear the many hisses of its snakes and its piercing roar that shook the walls. "Shoot behind you!" Siminix used the reflection of the shield to get a more accurate shot (of course, he didn't look).
BLAM
The Gorgon recoiled as the bullet sliced through its cheek and into the back of its head. "Yes! It's dying!" Siminix fired behind him again and again. Black blood dripped down its face as it slipped into the sewage. The stinking piles of waste splashed up into the air and rained down in a shower of rather unpleasant filth.
"Good job Siminix! You did it!" It was his first battle with an actual beast (in the game, it would be called a boss), and he had won.
"WAHOO! YEAH! WHO DA MAN? WHO DA D--- LUCKY MAN!" He did a little dance around the area and fired a couple of victory shots into the air.
"Okay. Slide your shield over your shoulders and blow away that lock. It's time to get out of here." Navi instructed.
Siminix slid the shining shield over his shoulders and it rested on his back. He felt stronger already. He blew the lock off of the door and kicked it down. What was on the other side was not very pretty.
The Redeads littered the floor; all were shredded to pieces. Five policemen stood in the midst of them all, aiming their guns at Siminix. "Put up your weapons and explain what the h--- is going on!" One of them ordered.