Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Nintendo and I don't claim to.
The policemen stood in the midst of the bodies, their guns all fixed on Siminix. "Um. to be honest." Siminix didn't know how to explain himself. "I'm the descendant of Link and Zelda and I'm here to save the world."
"This guy's seen too much action." One of the cops whispered to the other. "I think that he needs treatment."
Another guard motioned for Siminix to drop his guns. Without question, he let them go. They landed with a splat on what was left of a Redead's leg. "Search him."
Three guards held their guns on him while the other two searched him. They found the following items: Over ten thousand dollars in cash, his other gun, cigarettes, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, heroine, tobacco, angel dust, and a wide assortment of pills.
"This won't be good on your record. Now, what else is in this s---hole?" The cop looked very, very mad. Siminix tapped into his gift of wisdom and thought up a good trick (No, this does NOT involve the use of a gun).
"There's a dead creature back there that's floating in all the sewage. You might wanna check it out." The guards slid into the room where the dead Gorgon floated. He closed his eyes as they pushed him along. One of the cops aimed his flashlight at its blood-streaked face, and all of the cops turned to stone.
Siminix felt the cops' fingers on his arms harden, and he knew that his trick had worked. He turned around, facing away from the Gorgon, and stepped back into the room where the Redeads were.
"Very nice, Siminix. You saved your ammo for a more reasonable time." Navi joked. The two of them retraced their steps back to the ladder that led back to the street.
"Now, what's the next thing to get?" Siminix asked Navi. She thought for a moment as they climbed.
"We must retrieve the Megaton Hammer." The megaton hammer was the next closest thing. It was hidden in Florida. Long before Siminix was born, she gave it to a Hylian descendant who was blessed with eternal youth and who knew all about Navi's quest to hide the artifacts. The man was wise and swore to her to keep it a secret. In order to keep this secret, he got a job at Medieval Times, a dinner and tournament show in Orlando, and put it on display at the blacksmith's quarry. He kept a close eye on it, and he was also entrusted with keeping Link's gauntlets (both gold and silver), since he'd need them if he ever wanted to move the hammer.
"Alright. Where would that be?" They emerged onto the street. Empty police cars surrounded the area, and a line of police tape roped in a good portion of the street. He and Navi rushed out of the scene and got back to the bus stop.
"It's in Orlando, Florida. An old friend of mine is keeping watch over it." Navi hid in Siminix's pocket and the two of them got on the bus.
Siminix looked rather odd with a shield strapped to his shoulders, but he didn't care if everyone stared at him. It was a little difficult for him to sit down, so he took the shield of and set it down next to him. He gazed at the shield. It was perfectly polished, as if it hadn't even been through a battle.
About thirty minutes later, the bus pulled up to an airport. Siminix hopped off and made his way through the front doors and came across the metal detectors. ' Aw s---!' He thought to himself. 'My guns! My shield! My pot!'
He was behind an old lady with a huge purse. He could've easily taken her wallet out of it, but the Wisdom that he possessed made him think of a cunning plan. He slipped his hand into his pouch (he had put his guns in there instead of his holsters) and slowly emptied the bullets out of one of his Uzi's. He then, very quickly, placed the Uzi in the old lady's purse. As she stepped through the metal detector, it went off. A police officer searched her and found the gun.
"Gun! Gun!" Siminix shouted. "She's got a gun!" Everyone started to scramble around in panic. Siminix slipped past the detector as it was still going off from the old lady, and he found a plane en route to the Orlando Sanford International Airport. He got in the back of the line behind a middle-aged man. The man's wallet was sticking out above his back pocket. Siminix slowly removed it and the ticket inside. He slid the tickets into his pocket and tossed the wallet into a lady's purse that walked past him. "Hey, mister." Siminix asked the man.
"Yes?" The man asked replied.
"Some lady just snatched your wallet. It's that one over there." He pointed to the woman, who was now walking away from them.
"Whoa! Thanks kid." The guy took off after the woman and actually sacked her. The woman yelled and the man called for the police. Siminix was glad that he actually DID throw the wallet into her purse; otherwise, the guy would be in pretty big trouble.
The lady at the gates to the plane checked his ticket and gave him the stupid 'Hope you enjoy your flight' quote and he boarded the plane for Orlando.
As Siminix flew to Orlando, a dark force was gathering power in Japan. On the Hokkaido Island, the remnant of a great power was waking up. The Crimson Rider had finally come out of hiding. He burst out of the ground on the streets of Sapporo. He and his horse landed on the asphalt. They shook off the lava that shrouded them after hiding in the mantle of the earth. It melted the asphalt around them, and some spewed out of the hole they made. The Rider aimed his hand at the nearest skyscraper. A ball of fire spewed out of it and completely obliterated the third and fourth floors. The building came crashing down, smashing everything in its path. The attack on Earth had begun.
Siminix stepped off the plane and left the airport. It was just after sundown, and he hailed a cab to take him to Medieval Times. The cab pulled up to the front of the huge castle and he stepped off.
"Okay Navi, where's this Hylian?" Siminix asked her. He snuck behind a bush.
Navi fluttered out. "He works in the blacksmith section." She looked around and found the gate that led to the smith's shop. "Over there. That's the historical part. It contains the smith, and it also has a torture chamber.
Siminix pushed the gate open and stepped in. It looked exactly like the lesser parts of a kingdom. There was a bakery, a stable, and then he saw the smith's shop. He stepped past a few other tourists and went inside.
The walls were covered in different types of weapons and armor. In the corner he saw the Hylian, hammering a piece of steel into a sword. He was a tall, barrel-chested man with a long black beard. "Well hello there, lad. Welcome to the smith's shop." He greeted.
"This look familiar?" Siminix held out the Mirror Shield.
The smith's eyes widened. "Your King Link's descendant!" He seemed very amazed at this. "Well then, I've got what you're looking for." He got up from his stool and walked over to the display. There, he pulled from the wall two silver gauntlets and slid them on. He them lifted up a rather large hammer. "Here you go." He set the hammer and the gauntlets in front of Siminix.
"Thanks." Siminix slid the gauntlets on and lifted up the hammer. It was as light as a feather. His shield also felt very light in his hands.
"Oh, I made a carrying sheath for the hammer. If you wear the gauntlets, you should be able to carry it on your back with no trouble at all." He tossed Siminix a very nice leather sheath. He slid the hammer into it and slid it over his shoulder. Next, he placed his shield over it. "Well, Navi, I hope that you teach this guy how to fight like a true Hylian."
"Don't worry, he'll learn." Navi replied. Just then, one of the employees stepped into the shop. Navi flew back into Siminix's pouch.
"Oh, hi Kile!" The Hylian greeted him.
"Hey, man. It's my break now. Did you know that the show is going to have to be canceled tonight?" The man asked.
"Oh! You're kidding." The Hylian replied.
"Nope. The Green Knight broke his leg in a car wreck and he won't be able to perform. So, we'll have to cancel the whole show." A smile crossed the Hylian's face.
"I think I have a replacement for you." Siminix's eyes widened in disbelief, and he heard Navi laughing from inside his pouch.
The policemen stood in the midst of the bodies, their guns all fixed on Siminix. "Um. to be honest." Siminix didn't know how to explain himself. "I'm the descendant of Link and Zelda and I'm here to save the world."
"This guy's seen too much action." One of the cops whispered to the other. "I think that he needs treatment."
Another guard motioned for Siminix to drop his guns. Without question, he let them go. They landed with a splat on what was left of a Redead's leg. "Search him."
Three guards held their guns on him while the other two searched him. They found the following items: Over ten thousand dollars in cash, his other gun, cigarettes, marijuana, cocaine, ecstasy, heroine, tobacco, angel dust, and a wide assortment of pills.
"This won't be good on your record. Now, what else is in this s---hole?" The cop looked very, very mad. Siminix tapped into his gift of wisdom and thought up a good trick (No, this does NOT involve the use of a gun).
"There's a dead creature back there that's floating in all the sewage. You might wanna check it out." The guards slid into the room where the dead Gorgon floated. He closed his eyes as they pushed him along. One of the cops aimed his flashlight at its blood-streaked face, and all of the cops turned to stone.
Siminix felt the cops' fingers on his arms harden, and he knew that his trick had worked. He turned around, facing away from the Gorgon, and stepped back into the room where the Redeads were.
"Very nice, Siminix. You saved your ammo for a more reasonable time." Navi joked. The two of them retraced their steps back to the ladder that led back to the street.
"Now, what's the next thing to get?" Siminix asked Navi. She thought for a moment as they climbed.
"We must retrieve the Megaton Hammer." The megaton hammer was the next closest thing. It was hidden in Florida. Long before Siminix was born, she gave it to a Hylian descendant who was blessed with eternal youth and who knew all about Navi's quest to hide the artifacts. The man was wise and swore to her to keep it a secret. In order to keep this secret, he got a job at Medieval Times, a dinner and tournament show in Orlando, and put it on display at the blacksmith's quarry. He kept a close eye on it, and he was also entrusted with keeping Link's gauntlets (both gold and silver), since he'd need them if he ever wanted to move the hammer.
"Alright. Where would that be?" They emerged onto the street. Empty police cars surrounded the area, and a line of police tape roped in a good portion of the street. He and Navi rushed out of the scene and got back to the bus stop.
"It's in Orlando, Florida. An old friend of mine is keeping watch over it." Navi hid in Siminix's pocket and the two of them got on the bus.
Siminix looked rather odd with a shield strapped to his shoulders, but he didn't care if everyone stared at him. It was a little difficult for him to sit down, so he took the shield of and set it down next to him. He gazed at the shield. It was perfectly polished, as if it hadn't even been through a battle.
About thirty minutes later, the bus pulled up to an airport. Siminix hopped off and made his way through the front doors and came across the metal detectors. ' Aw s---!' He thought to himself. 'My guns! My shield! My pot!'
He was behind an old lady with a huge purse. He could've easily taken her wallet out of it, but the Wisdom that he possessed made him think of a cunning plan. He slipped his hand into his pouch (he had put his guns in there instead of his holsters) and slowly emptied the bullets out of one of his Uzi's. He then, very quickly, placed the Uzi in the old lady's purse. As she stepped through the metal detector, it went off. A police officer searched her and found the gun.
"Gun! Gun!" Siminix shouted. "She's got a gun!" Everyone started to scramble around in panic. Siminix slipped past the detector as it was still going off from the old lady, and he found a plane en route to the Orlando Sanford International Airport. He got in the back of the line behind a middle-aged man. The man's wallet was sticking out above his back pocket. Siminix slowly removed it and the ticket inside. He slid the tickets into his pocket and tossed the wallet into a lady's purse that walked past him. "Hey, mister." Siminix asked the man.
"Yes?" The man asked replied.
"Some lady just snatched your wallet. It's that one over there." He pointed to the woman, who was now walking away from them.
"Whoa! Thanks kid." The guy took off after the woman and actually sacked her. The woman yelled and the man called for the police. Siminix was glad that he actually DID throw the wallet into her purse; otherwise, the guy would be in pretty big trouble.
The lady at the gates to the plane checked his ticket and gave him the stupid 'Hope you enjoy your flight' quote and he boarded the plane for Orlando.
As Siminix flew to Orlando, a dark force was gathering power in Japan. On the Hokkaido Island, the remnant of a great power was waking up. The Crimson Rider had finally come out of hiding. He burst out of the ground on the streets of Sapporo. He and his horse landed on the asphalt. They shook off the lava that shrouded them after hiding in the mantle of the earth. It melted the asphalt around them, and some spewed out of the hole they made. The Rider aimed his hand at the nearest skyscraper. A ball of fire spewed out of it and completely obliterated the third and fourth floors. The building came crashing down, smashing everything in its path. The attack on Earth had begun.
Siminix stepped off the plane and left the airport. It was just after sundown, and he hailed a cab to take him to Medieval Times. The cab pulled up to the front of the huge castle and he stepped off.
"Okay Navi, where's this Hylian?" Siminix asked her. He snuck behind a bush.
Navi fluttered out. "He works in the blacksmith section." She looked around and found the gate that led to the smith's shop. "Over there. That's the historical part. It contains the smith, and it also has a torture chamber.
Siminix pushed the gate open and stepped in. It looked exactly like the lesser parts of a kingdom. There was a bakery, a stable, and then he saw the smith's shop. He stepped past a few other tourists and went inside.
The walls were covered in different types of weapons and armor. In the corner he saw the Hylian, hammering a piece of steel into a sword. He was a tall, barrel-chested man with a long black beard. "Well hello there, lad. Welcome to the smith's shop." He greeted.
"This look familiar?" Siminix held out the Mirror Shield.
The smith's eyes widened. "Your King Link's descendant!" He seemed very amazed at this. "Well then, I've got what you're looking for." He got up from his stool and walked over to the display. There, he pulled from the wall two silver gauntlets and slid them on. He them lifted up a rather large hammer. "Here you go." He set the hammer and the gauntlets in front of Siminix.
"Thanks." Siminix slid the gauntlets on and lifted up the hammer. It was as light as a feather. His shield also felt very light in his hands.
"Oh, I made a carrying sheath for the hammer. If you wear the gauntlets, you should be able to carry it on your back with no trouble at all." He tossed Siminix a very nice leather sheath. He slid the hammer into it and slid it over his shoulder. Next, he placed his shield over it. "Well, Navi, I hope that you teach this guy how to fight like a true Hylian."
"Don't worry, he'll learn." Navi replied. Just then, one of the employees stepped into the shop. Navi flew back into Siminix's pouch.
"Oh, hi Kile!" The Hylian greeted him.
"Hey, man. It's my break now. Did you know that the show is going to have to be canceled tonight?" The man asked.
"Oh! You're kidding." The Hylian replied.
"Nope. The Green Knight broke his leg in a car wreck and he won't be able to perform. So, we'll have to cancel the whole show." A smile crossed the Hylian's face.
"I think I have a replacement for you." Siminix's eyes widened in disbelief, and he heard Navi laughing from inside his pouch.