Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda or Nintendo and I don't claim to.
"Who's back?" Siminix asked Navi. He jumped out of the cart.
"The one who imprisoned your parents." Navi replied. Siminix heard the audience screaming in disbelief. The other knights were getting back into their real clothes and were jabbering back in forth about what the announcer said. "He brought that beast, Cerberus, with him."
Siminix threw the armor that he was wearing on the ground. "I'm gonna go get the hammer and the shield. They're still out there." He ran back out into the arena. Everything was chaos. Everybody was scrambling to the exits in fear. Siminix pulled his hammer out of the ground and scooped up his shield. 'Relax guys. I'll get that Crimson Rider that's attacking the planet.' He thought to himself.
Sapporo was now molten wreckage with a huge monster stomping about. Only the strongest of all skyscrapers still poked out of the yellow mass of lava, but they were slowly sinking into it. The Crimson Rider merely walked across it, as if it were a solid floor.
"A ruler needs a fortress." He raised his hands into the air, and the whole ground began to shake. The lava rippled and a few remaining skyscrapers fell over. From underneath the ground, a huge structure rose up. It was humongous, about three times the size of Hyrule Castle. The structure was scarred black from the intense heat, and towers sprung up into the air. It was like a dark castle that only the evilest of all evils had the skill to subside in. It hovered above the city, surrounded by deep black smoke. Lava oozed out of the windows and doorways, splashing into the rest of the lava below. There, it floated. This was the Rider's fortress, his castle, his capitol. his Tartarus. "Yes!" He shouted. "After centuries of hiding beneath the earth's crust, I have finally brought my fortress out of the fires that spawned it."
Cerberus let out howls of victory. They were loud and frightening. The Rider, himself, let out a victorious yell. It was the most devilish sound that anyone could here. The noise reverberated hundreds of miles out, causing everyone to cringe in fear. It sounded like a huge lion had just been stabbed in the side and was now screeching his lungs out. "Cerberus!" He called. "I won't every single city on this country burnt to the ground!" Cerberus let out a low growl, and then the lava from the now LARGE crater spewed out. Millions of gallons per second were sloshed kilometers into the air. The entire city was being splattered by the liquid, and it flooded down out with gushing speed. It was like an open wound in someone's arm, spilling blood that gushed in every direction. and it never stopped flowing. Cerberus followed the trails out of the city, and went to find more fun.
Sapporo was now a never-ending torrent of flames. Every inch of the city was nothing but molten lava, and the volcano in the center of it never stopped flowing. The amount of lava thrown into the air was enough to rain down on the entire city. It was covered in a rain. a rain of fire.
Siminix was standing outside of the Medieval Times castle. He and Navi were talking to each other. "What exactly IS this monster that is running around Japan?" Siminix asked her, impatiently.
Navi gave a sigh. "The monster is Cerberus, the Crimson Rider's guard beast. He's a huge dog-like monster with three heads. The Rider used him to guard his underground fortress that he calls Tartarus. Now that Cerberus is on earth, he must be ready to send forth his fortress." All of this registered fast into Siminix's mind. "In other words, we must get the weapons of Link and Zelda fast!"
"Where do we go next?" Siminix asked Navi. He wasn't the least bit tired considering it was 9:00 P.M., and he felt like going back up against a giant monster. again.
Navi thought for a moment. "We'll go to Italy. There, I hid the Longshot. You could really use that." Siminix's expression didn't change.
"Sounds good to me. I'll need to get a bag for this stuff, though. I don't think that I'll be able to carry a huge sledgehammer on board a plane." He told her, pointing to the hammer on his back.
"Wait! I just remembered something." Navi was very excited now.
Siminix was eager to find out. "What is it? Tell me!" He demanded.
"First, are you musically talented?" She asked Siminix. Siminix had a look of confusion on his face.
"Um, I can play those simple things. what do you call them?" He remembered playing a plastic instrument with small holes in it. "It was small and plastic."
"Oh you're kidding me. A recorder!?" Navi sounded disgusted.
"That's it! I stole one of them before because I got bored." He looked very proud, but the recorder is one of the lamest instruments ever known to human kind.
"A recorder. you can't play an ocarina? Or a lyre? A bugle?" Navi questioned him.
Siminix looked really confused. "What are those things?"
The beating of Navi's wings slowed down a bit. "Um, never mind. Heffest has an antique fairy flute. You could use that for now."
Siminix shrugged his shoulders. "Sounds good for me. But, who's Heffest?" He asked.
Navi began to flutter back to the blacksmith part of the peasant town outside of the castle. "He's the Hylian guy. I forgot all about the flute. Your father used an ocarina, and your mother used a lyre. So, come with me."
Siminix raced over the grass, avoided some cars that were rushing out. The doors to the little town were closed, but Siminix overcame that problem (no, he didn't use his gun). Siminix, instead, drew out the Megaton Hammer and smashed the thing to pieces. Navi was waiting on the other side.
"You know, I could have gotten Heffest to open it for you. He's got the keys." Siminix disregarded what she said and raced on towards the blacksmith's place. He threw open the door and found Heffest in there, closing the place up.
"Oh, back again? I suppose you heard that Cerberus is back." He greeted Siminix. Heffest had his hammer in one hand and the newly made sword in the other. "What would you like this time?"
"He needs the fairy flute. And if you have the music that I wrote for it, he needs to read it too." A look of surprise spread across Heffest's face.
"Oh. I've had that thing hidden for years. It's in perfect condition too. No one has played it in a while, and it's made from the dead wood of the Great Deku Tree." He stepped through a door marked "Private" and emerged holding an object wrapped in fine cloth. "Here it is. It is very hard wood, and only Link's Master Sword could carve it out." He unwrapped it and held it out to Siminix. The flute's mouthpiece was flawless, and the light of the fire reflected off of it almost as well as it did with the Mirror Shield. The rest of the keys were all very delicate and very smooth. The color of it was a deep brown, and there were no knots or holes in the entire instrument.
"Wow. that's. pretty." Siminix gripped it and held it out in his hands. It was about a foot long, and seemed like it was meant for him.
"Oh, here's how you hold it." Heffest took Siminix's hands and positioned them on the flute the proper way. "There, now you blow across the hole. Not into it. Try it."
Siminix puffed his cheeks out and the sound that came out was severely out of tune. "Er, don't puff out your cheeks, and blow gently." He let Siminix try again. This time, it sounded a lot better. Compared to the first try, this one was superior. It was neither flat nor sharp, but just right. "Great job. Now, you can adjust the way it sounds by pressing these buttons down." Siminix randomly pressed some of the keys down and different tunes came out. "Good. Now, Navi can just teach you the different warp songs that she wrote over time, and then you'll be set."
Siminix slid the flute into his belt and tightened it up to prevent it from sliding out. "Oh, you might want this." He stepped over to the wall and picked one of many swords that were hanging on it. It was very sharp and was about three and a half feet long. On its handle were the three triangles of the Tri-Force. "All warriors need a sword. Bullets don't last forever."
"Whoa! Thanks, man." If there was one thing that Siminix liked more than guns, it was swords. He waved it around the air, feeling even stronger than he did when he had his guns.
Navi seemed impatient. "Okay, Siminix. We need to get to Italy." She reminded him. Siminix placed the sword in a scabbard that Heffest gave him. He looked like a cross between Eminem and a pirate. "Push these keys down."
Navi went through the song that she devised that would warp him to Italy. It took him a while to get the fingerings down, but he eventually got it. "Now, it's time for us to go."
Siminix played the Song of Italy. It was very soothing and peaceful, keeping a steady beat through the whole ten seconds. When he tongued the last note, a bright flash filled the room. He had to cover his eyes to prevent from being blinded.
"Okay, we're here." He heard Navi's voice. Siminix pulled his hands away from his face and realized that he was on the precipice of a cliff. Below him were the crashing waves of the ocean.
"Holy s---! Why didn't you tell me that I'd be right on the edge of a cliff when I made it here?" He backed away about seven steps, afraid that he might plummet off the edge.
"Keep quiet!" Navi ordered him. "You'll wake Scylla!" Siminix shut his mouth and a look of fear spread across his face.
"Who's Scylla?" He asked Navi, keeping his voice barely audible over the ocean breeze.
Navi was silent for a few seconds. "Scylla is a very grumpy woman who hates it when someone wakes her up. She lives out in a cave near the rocks, I don't want to be yelled at by her."
Siminix gave a sigh of relief. "Wow! For a minute there, I thought that it was going to be a lot worse." He scanned the land around him. The only things he saw were several different rocks and mountains. He could smell the salt, and the crashing of the waves sounded almost melodic.
Navi didn't want to scare Siminix. That's why she didn't mention the fact that Scylla attacked ships and passersby and that she had the torso of a woman and six vicious tentacles, each with the head of a viscous wolf on the end.
"Who's back?" Siminix asked Navi. He jumped out of the cart.
"The one who imprisoned your parents." Navi replied. Siminix heard the audience screaming in disbelief. The other knights were getting back into their real clothes and were jabbering back in forth about what the announcer said. "He brought that beast, Cerberus, with him."
Siminix threw the armor that he was wearing on the ground. "I'm gonna go get the hammer and the shield. They're still out there." He ran back out into the arena. Everything was chaos. Everybody was scrambling to the exits in fear. Siminix pulled his hammer out of the ground and scooped up his shield. 'Relax guys. I'll get that Crimson Rider that's attacking the planet.' He thought to himself.
Sapporo was now molten wreckage with a huge monster stomping about. Only the strongest of all skyscrapers still poked out of the yellow mass of lava, but they were slowly sinking into it. The Crimson Rider merely walked across it, as if it were a solid floor.
"A ruler needs a fortress." He raised his hands into the air, and the whole ground began to shake. The lava rippled and a few remaining skyscrapers fell over. From underneath the ground, a huge structure rose up. It was humongous, about three times the size of Hyrule Castle. The structure was scarred black from the intense heat, and towers sprung up into the air. It was like a dark castle that only the evilest of all evils had the skill to subside in. It hovered above the city, surrounded by deep black smoke. Lava oozed out of the windows and doorways, splashing into the rest of the lava below. There, it floated. This was the Rider's fortress, his castle, his capitol. his Tartarus. "Yes!" He shouted. "After centuries of hiding beneath the earth's crust, I have finally brought my fortress out of the fires that spawned it."
Cerberus let out howls of victory. They were loud and frightening. The Rider, himself, let out a victorious yell. It was the most devilish sound that anyone could here. The noise reverberated hundreds of miles out, causing everyone to cringe in fear. It sounded like a huge lion had just been stabbed in the side and was now screeching his lungs out. "Cerberus!" He called. "I won't every single city on this country burnt to the ground!" Cerberus let out a low growl, and then the lava from the now LARGE crater spewed out. Millions of gallons per second were sloshed kilometers into the air. The entire city was being splattered by the liquid, and it flooded down out with gushing speed. It was like an open wound in someone's arm, spilling blood that gushed in every direction. and it never stopped flowing. Cerberus followed the trails out of the city, and went to find more fun.
Sapporo was now a never-ending torrent of flames. Every inch of the city was nothing but molten lava, and the volcano in the center of it never stopped flowing. The amount of lava thrown into the air was enough to rain down on the entire city. It was covered in a rain. a rain of fire.
Siminix was standing outside of the Medieval Times castle. He and Navi were talking to each other. "What exactly IS this monster that is running around Japan?" Siminix asked her, impatiently.
Navi gave a sigh. "The monster is Cerberus, the Crimson Rider's guard beast. He's a huge dog-like monster with three heads. The Rider used him to guard his underground fortress that he calls Tartarus. Now that Cerberus is on earth, he must be ready to send forth his fortress." All of this registered fast into Siminix's mind. "In other words, we must get the weapons of Link and Zelda fast!"
"Where do we go next?" Siminix asked Navi. He wasn't the least bit tired considering it was 9:00 P.M., and he felt like going back up against a giant monster. again.
Navi thought for a moment. "We'll go to Italy. There, I hid the Longshot. You could really use that." Siminix's expression didn't change.
"Sounds good to me. I'll need to get a bag for this stuff, though. I don't think that I'll be able to carry a huge sledgehammer on board a plane." He told her, pointing to the hammer on his back.
"Wait! I just remembered something." Navi was very excited now.
Siminix was eager to find out. "What is it? Tell me!" He demanded.
"First, are you musically talented?" She asked Siminix. Siminix had a look of confusion on his face.
"Um, I can play those simple things. what do you call them?" He remembered playing a plastic instrument with small holes in it. "It was small and plastic."
"Oh you're kidding me. A recorder!?" Navi sounded disgusted.
"That's it! I stole one of them before because I got bored." He looked very proud, but the recorder is one of the lamest instruments ever known to human kind.
"A recorder. you can't play an ocarina? Or a lyre? A bugle?" Navi questioned him.
Siminix looked really confused. "What are those things?"
The beating of Navi's wings slowed down a bit. "Um, never mind. Heffest has an antique fairy flute. You could use that for now."
Siminix shrugged his shoulders. "Sounds good for me. But, who's Heffest?" He asked.
Navi began to flutter back to the blacksmith part of the peasant town outside of the castle. "He's the Hylian guy. I forgot all about the flute. Your father used an ocarina, and your mother used a lyre. So, come with me."
Siminix raced over the grass, avoided some cars that were rushing out. The doors to the little town were closed, but Siminix overcame that problem (no, he didn't use his gun). Siminix, instead, drew out the Megaton Hammer and smashed the thing to pieces. Navi was waiting on the other side.
"You know, I could have gotten Heffest to open it for you. He's got the keys." Siminix disregarded what she said and raced on towards the blacksmith's place. He threw open the door and found Heffest in there, closing the place up.
"Oh, back again? I suppose you heard that Cerberus is back." He greeted Siminix. Heffest had his hammer in one hand and the newly made sword in the other. "What would you like this time?"
"He needs the fairy flute. And if you have the music that I wrote for it, he needs to read it too." A look of surprise spread across Heffest's face.
"Oh. I've had that thing hidden for years. It's in perfect condition too. No one has played it in a while, and it's made from the dead wood of the Great Deku Tree." He stepped through a door marked "Private" and emerged holding an object wrapped in fine cloth. "Here it is. It is very hard wood, and only Link's Master Sword could carve it out." He unwrapped it and held it out to Siminix. The flute's mouthpiece was flawless, and the light of the fire reflected off of it almost as well as it did with the Mirror Shield. The rest of the keys were all very delicate and very smooth. The color of it was a deep brown, and there were no knots or holes in the entire instrument.
"Wow. that's. pretty." Siminix gripped it and held it out in his hands. It was about a foot long, and seemed like it was meant for him.
"Oh, here's how you hold it." Heffest took Siminix's hands and positioned them on the flute the proper way. "There, now you blow across the hole. Not into it. Try it."
Siminix puffed his cheeks out and the sound that came out was severely out of tune. "Er, don't puff out your cheeks, and blow gently." He let Siminix try again. This time, it sounded a lot better. Compared to the first try, this one was superior. It was neither flat nor sharp, but just right. "Great job. Now, you can adjust the way it sounds by pressing these buttons down." Siminix randomly pressed some of the keys down and different tunes came out. "Good. Now, Navi can just teach you the different warp songs that she wrote over time, and then you'll be set."
Siminix slid the flute into his belt and tightened it up to prevent it from sliding out. "Oh, you might want this." He stepped over to the wall and picked one of many swords that were hanging on it. It was very sharp and was about three and a half feet long. On its handle were the three triangles of the Tri-Force. "All warriors need a sword. Bullets don't last forever."
"Whoa! Thanks, man." If there was one thing that Siminix liked more than guns, it was swords. He waved it around the air, feeling even stronger than he did when he had his guns.
Navi seemed impatient. "Okay, Siminix. We need to get to Italy." She reminded him. Siminix placed the sword in a scabbard that Heffest gave him. He looked like a cross between Eminem and a pirate. "Push these keys down."
Navi went through the song that she devised that would warp him to Italy. It took him a while to get the fingerings down, but he eventually got it. "Now, it's time for us to go."
Siminix played the Song of Italy. It was very soothing and peaceful, keeping a steady beat through the whole ten seconds. When he tongued the last note, a bright flash filled the room. He had to cover his eyes to prevent from being blinded.
"Okay, we're here." He heard Navi's voice. Siminix pulled his hands away from his face and realized that he was on the precipice of a cliff. Below him were the crashing waves of the ocean.
"Holy s---! Why didn't you tell me that I'd be right on the edge of a cliff when I made it here?" He backed away about seven steps, afraid that he might plummet off the edge.
"Keep quiet!" Navi ordered him. "You'll wake Scylla!" Siminix shut his mouth and a look of fear spread across his face.
"Who's Scylla?" He asked Navi, keeping his voice barely audible over the ocean breeze.
Navi was silent for a few seconds. "Scylla is a very grumpy woman who hates it when someone wakes her up. She lives out in a cave near the rocks, I don't want to be yelled at by her."
Siminix gave a sigh of relief. "Wow! For a minute there, I thought that it was going to be a lot worse." He scanned the land around him. The only things he saw were several different rocks and mountains. He could smell the salt, and the crashing of the waves sounded almost melodic.
Navi didn't want to scare Siminix. That's why she didn't mention the fact that Scylla attacked ships and passersby and that she had the torso of a woman and six vicious tentacles, each with the head of a viscous wolf on the end.