A Little Humorlude:

(A/N): Dun mind this-its 4am and I cant sleep….^_^()

O! Gomen, C-chan! I didn't wait long enough 4 u 2 check this, but me still send it to you first. Mayb me b lazy and wait a few hours-awww, I feel bad now.

Michy: Thanks for the nice reviews and 4 comin over yesterday! ^_^ ^_^ U lose my manga, me KILL u…..nicely, if that makes u feel better ^_^ I knoooooooo where u liiiiiiiiiveeeee…..^_^ ^_^

Shane: Me aint some greedy lil short thing, hope ur hacking away as ur readin this (u know what me mean ^_^) , and……..ummm get better? Not soon, cause listening 2 u say ur "dying" is pretty fun, but….o well, yeah, me guesses soon.

Ja na ^_^ *V* XP

One fun filled day, Nokoru and his personal chef, Akira were having tea and crumpets in the office when Nokoru noticed something amiss.

"Do you hear that Akira?!" he shouted out in panic.

"WHAT?" Akira bolted straight up in alarm, his worried gaze fixed on his Kaichou.

"EXACTLY!" Nokoru flipped out a fan that read SILENCE on it. "Nothing-not a noise at all! Not a cry, a scream, a shout for help, not even a cat stuck in a tre-WAIT! I see one!"

At that moment, he leaped onto his desk and jumped head-first out the large CLAMP windows.

Akira: O.O

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Across the way, Suoh, Nokoru's faithful bodyguard and puppy, felt a string tug at his heart. He put down his Sally Field teacup.

His would be EX girlfriend looked up from her easy bake oven. "Is something the matter, Takamura-san?"

Suoh glanced away quickly, staring at the little pink frills of the tablecloth. "I felt….I felt as if I had just lost a piece of myself just now…."

"You arent pregnant, are you?"

"WHERE THE HELL DID THAT QUESTION COME FRO- I mean, surely not, Nagisa-san. Nokoru and I-errr something something something…."

Just then, Suoh's phone rang. He brought out his penguin cell. "Hai…..Iyijuin? Whats wrong? …..No, no, speak more slowly! WHAT? Nokoru did WHAT? Hold on, I cant hear you! I'll-….I'll be right there, Iyijuin!" He clicked off the cell phone and replaced it back into his REALLY REALLY short short's pocket.

He stood and bowed gracefully. (dun ask me how….)

"Nokoru-I mean, Kaichou's in danger!"

"Yes, we got that." Nagisa was now surrounded by her teddy bear friends. She had insanely set them up to face the golden-eyed ninja. Their gazes could melt ice. (dundunduuuuuuuuuuun)

"I must go rescue him!" At that, Suoh raced off at top speed towards the CLAMP School. He completely missed the sad look Nagisa gave.

"I know you love him more than me, but its alright, I have chosen the love of my flute over you."

That statement would have been remarkably touching and sweet (and prolly wouldve made me like her better ^_^) if it had not been the fact that the flute actually agreed ……….O.O [INSERT TWILIGHT ZONE MUSIC]

Suoh made a mad dash across the fields, over mountains, into lakes, under bridges, and narrowly missed being run over by the CLAMP Ice cream truck.

This was nothing, though, to him. His One was in DANGER!!!!

He skidded into CLAMP School and ran down the hallway. Just before he got to the large oak doors, a VERY scary looking lady that reminded him A LOT of his mother stopped him.

"You must be Suoh! Ive heard a lot about you! No,thatsalieILIEEEDDDDD!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!"

The woman grabbed the poor ninja by his shirt and hefted him to her face (she was REALLY tall-scary….).

"While you were out, frolicking around with that little chew toy of a girl, your charge was in DANGER! Bullets were being shot at him, men with knives stole all his paperwork, and his penguin was shipped off to Biology Room 101!!!!"

She put one hand to her head and lowered Suoh to the floor. "Oh, the HORROR!" she cried dramatically, freaking out the golden eyed boy in front of her. "I have stopped his previous attempts at suicide but knew it was FUTILE when I counted how many windows were in this place."

Suoh's eyes widened with alarm. He clutched his chest. "WHAT??!!"

Suddenly, the letter "n" floated by-just cause ^_^ (feel proud, I almost chose "q")

"Yes," the strange lady continued to cry. "How could a Takamura such as yourself force his only charge and one true love to commit suicide by jumping out a bay-room window??!! The insanity of it!!!! What would your MOTHER say!!" She looked over really quickly. "By the way, don't call her."

"Ohhhhhhh the inhumanityyyyyyyyyy of it ALLLLLLLLL!!!! Such a pure bright blonde, the most beautiful out of all u vile uglies, and he had to die on the CLAMP lawn, no doubt being punctured by those pesky sprinklers on the way down. Gaaaaaaaaaaaah, I say, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"

"M-Masaka!!!!" In a frenzied dash, Suoh barreled through the doors. "Nokoru!!!! IM COMING!!!!-HUH????!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Takamura Suoh: @_@

Nokoru: ^_^

Akira: ^_^

Neko: ^_^

"Yo, whats up, Suoh!!!!" Nokoru cheerfully greeted.

Akira smiled widely at the blonde. "My tutoring you in English is paying off, ne?"

"Ne, Suoh," Nokoru held up the cat that had been purring from his lap (SCORE! I rhymed! And all u English teachers out there thought I couldn't!). "What should we name her?"

Suoh still: @_@

"I was thinking of "Abunai" but…."

"Hmmm, that seems nice…." Akira commented, nodding enthusiastically.

"Or….." Nokoru thought hard. 'YES! How about "Kiken"?" He smiled like an angel.

"Works for me," Akira beamed.

"Ne, what do you think, Suoh??" Nokoru turned again to his best friend and secret lo-*coughcough* had somethin in my throat, sorry….oops, I didn't add parenthesis….o well….^_^

Suoh finally straightened himself. "Errrr……."

The lady from behind him suddenly pulled out a fan that read POWERADE on it. "Hohohoho!!!! You children are such munchkins!!!! Hohohoho!!!!"

Suoh: O.o *glare* "Who are you anyways?"

The woman stopped her odd "hohohos" and looked at them all. Nokoru and Akira were staring at her too.

She couldn't deal with this kind of atmosphere-it was out of her control. She CRACKED.

Flailing her arms around wildly, she swaggled (yes, I have made up a new word-BOW DOWN TO ME!!!!) to the door. "This is but a DREEEEEAM! All a movinskahootin DREEEEEEAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!"

She bailed, literally leaving a cloud of smoke.

"Fire hazard, Kaichou."

"Im on it, Suoh."

Akira cheerfully poured some tea for the neko.

(A/N): YAY!!!!!!!!!!1 What a load of NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so proud! This here, people, is how I vent out my anger. It comes out like THIS!!!!

Hope u enjoyed. This took me only about half an hour! Im gonna feel like "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" later on. Gomen 2 all u nagisa luvers-u shouldn't b readin my fic anyways ^_^ Not being mean or nothin *shrugs* Whatever

*glomps C-chan and drags her away* ^_^

Ja na!

*V*