Worlds Collide
By doink-chan
Email: doinkchan@yahoo.com
Chapter 3-The Third World, or, The Never-Done Saban Dub-Part 1
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Thankies for the good reviews, FF.net readers! *gives a fluffy doink to all who reviewed*
Anyway, here's the third chapter of Worlds Collide. Enjoy and if you have any comments, please either email doinkies at doinkchan@yahoo.com, or leave your comments on FF.net's reviews page. ^^ *doink-chan*
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"I have to get back now! To my home!"
Tsukino Usagi was in a terrible predicament. She had already been transported to two different places.
"Hmmm, I wonder what Ikuko-mama is thinking now. I hope she knows I'm OK..."
She didn't know what had caused this, or why it was being done. All she knew was that she had to get home.
"ZAP!"
Usagi was sliding down the blue tunnel yet again, but this time sliding into the planets and comets she had seen earlier.
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Beverly Hills, CA, USA. A quiet little town, known for its valley girls and beach babes. In the Beverly Megamall, Amy Anderson and Raye Waters were doing some shopping.
"Hey, Amy, I wonder where, like, Serena is, like. I, like, haven't seen her all, like, day," Raye said in the typical valley girl dialect.
"Hmmm, Raye, you're, like, right. But whatever! Let's go get the, like, latest Backstreet Boys, like, CD." Both of them giggled.
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Usagi landed on the sidewalk with a thud. She dizzily got up and was soon found by Lita Karo, who happened to be in a wheelchair. "Like, hi, Serena! What are you, like, doing here? We were, like, totally going to go shopping, like, today..." said Lita.
Even in the wheelchair, Usagi could make out the familiar face of...
"Mako-chan!"
"Mayko-chain? Like, who's she? I'm, like, Lita Karo, like."
"But you're Kino Makoto! You're one of the Sailor Senshi! You fight with me! And you're not in a wheelchai-"
"Who, like, is this Kaino Mikato dude? And if, like, you make fun of me, like, for being in a, like, wheelchair, you are soooo, like, going to get, like, a politically correct moral, like..."
And with Usagi draped over the back of her wheelchair, Lita went to Serena's house.
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Poor Usagi was bewildered. Why did Makoto keep saying "like" all the time? And why was her name Lita Karo instead of Kino Makoto?
And what was that fluffy thing in her room?
"Oh, that's like, Luna. She, like, meows," Lita said. "Hey, like, Mina's here, like! And she like, brought Amy and, like, Raye, too! C'mon, Serena!"
Usagi noticed something about Luna. She didn't have a crescent moon on her forehead. "Luna? It's me, Usagi..." she said to the cat. But Luna just meowed in reply.
"Huh? She doesn't talk, and she doesn't look like Luna..."
Now Usagi was even more bewildered than before.
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She went down to the hall where Mina Lovelips, Amy, Raye and Lita were, and listened to their conversation about the purchases they had made at the mall.
"Hey, Mina, I, like, bought, like, the new Backstreet Boys CD, like!!!!" "Who's your favorite, like, Backstreet Boy, Raye?" "Oh, my, like, favorite, is Kevin. He's such a, like, babely hottie!!!!" "Hey, look, there's, like, Serena!" "Hey, Serena, like, do you like, wanna listen to this, like, totally new Backstreet Boys, like, CD that, like, Amy bought at the, like, mall?"
Usagi, trying to be polite to the teenyboppers, said "Sure."
But just as soon as Amy took the CD out of its case, something beeped under the sofa cushion.
"Hey, Amy, it's the, like, Moon Beeper! Something, like, evil is on the loose!"
Amy pulled the Moon Beeper out, and Usagi could see that it looked like a crystal ball, only it had buttons on the base. Amy pushed one button, and in the crystal ball there appeared....a strange man, at least to Usagi.
"Commander Artemis, like, what's the scoop? Is there something, like, evil going on?" Lita asked.
"Artemis? I thought Artemis was Minako-chan's cat..." Usagi thought to herself.
"The Alterverse is trying to blow up the Beverly Megamall and kill all the people inside, not to mention the stuff!" Commander Artemis said.
"Oh, like, no! If they, like, blow up the Beverly Megamall, then I won't be able to get that, like, cute Kevin doll, like!"
"Plus I won't, like, get Darien, like, to go on a date with me!"
"Also, like, I totally won't get to, like, buy that new Dream Street limited edition single!"
Commander Artemis was understandably getting sick of the valley-speak, so he simply barked out, "GET TO YOUR SKYBOARDS AND FLY TO THE MALL AND STOP THE ALTERVERSE!!!!!"
"Skyboards?" Usagi thought. "What are those?"
To be continued...
By doink-chan
Email: doinkchan@yahoo.com
Chapter 3-The Third World, or, The Never-Done Saban Dub-Part 1
**********************************************************************
Thankies for the good reviews, FF.net readers! *gives a fluffy doink to all who reviewed*
Anyway, here's the third chapter of Worlds Collide. Enjoy and if you have any comments, please either email doinkies at doinkchan@yahoo.com, or leave your comments on FF.net's reviews page. ^^ *doink-chan*
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"I have to get back now! To my home!"
Tsukino Usagi was in a terrible predicament. She had already been transported to two different places.
"Hmmm, I wonder what Ikuko-mama is thinking now. I hope she knows I'm OK..."
She didn't know what had caused this, or why it was being done. All she knew was that she had to get home.
"ZAP!"
Usagi was sliding down the blue tunnel yet again, but this time sliding into the planets and comets she had seen earlier.
**********************************************************************
Beverly Hills, CA, USA. A quiet little town, known for its valley girls and beach babes. In the Beverly Megamall, Amy Anderson and Raye Waters were doing some shopping.
"Hey, Amy, I wonder where, like, Serena is, like. I, like, haven't seen her all, like, day," Raye said in the typical valley girl dialect.
"Hmmm, Raye, you're, like, right. But whatever! Let's go get the, like, latest Backstreet Boys, like, CD." Both of them giggled.
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Usagi landed on the sidewalk with a thud. She dizzily got up and was soon found by Lita Karo, who happened to be in a wheelchair. "Like, hi, Serena! What are you, like, doing here? We were, like, totally going to go shopping, like, today..." said Lita.
Even in the wheelchair, Usagi could make out the familiar face of...
"Mako-chan!"
"Mayko-chain? Like, who's she? I'm, like, Lita Karo, like."
"But you're Kino Makoto! You're one of the Sailor Senshi! You fight with me! And you're not in a wheelchai-"
"Who, like, is this Kaino Mikato dude? And if, like, you make fun of me, like, for being in a, like, wheelchair, you are soooo, like, going to get, like, a politically correct moral, like..."
And with Usagi draped over the back of her wheelchair, Lita went to Serena's house.
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Poor Usagi was bewildered. Why did Makoto keep saying "like" all the time? And why was her name Lita Karo instead of Kino Makoto?
And what was that fluffy thing in her room?
"Oh, that's like, Luna. She, like, meows," Lita said. "Hey, like, Mina's here, like! And she like, brought Amy and, like, Raye, too! C'mon, Serena!"
Usagi noticed something about Luna. She didn't have a crescent moon on her forehead. "Luna? It's me, Usagi..." she said to the cat. But Luna just meowed in reply.
"Huh? She doesn't talk, and she doesn't look like Luna..."
Now Usagi was even more bewildered than before.
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She went down to the hall where Mina Lovelips, Amy, Raye and Lita were, and listened to their conversation about the purchases they had made at the mall.
"Hey, Mina, I, like, bought, like, the new Backstreet Boys CD, like!!!!" "Who's your favorite, like, Backstreet Boy, Raye?" "Oh, my, like, favorite, is Kevin. He's such a, like, babely hottie!!!!" "Hey, look, there's, like, Serena!" "Hey, Serena, like, do you like, wanna listen to this, like, totally new Backstreet Boys, like, CD that, like, Amy bought at the, like, mall?"
Usagi, trying to be polite to the teenyboppers, said "Sure."
But just as soon as Amy took the CD out of its case, something beeped under the sofa cushion.
"Hey, Amy, it's the, like, Moon Beeper! Something, like, evil is on the loose!"
Amy pulled the Moon Beeper out, and Usagi could see that it looked like a crystal ball, only it had buttons on the base. Amy pushed one button, and in the crystal ball there appeared....a strange man, at least to Usagi.
"Commander Artemis, like, what's the scoop? Is there something, like, evil going on?" Lita asked.
"Artemis? I thought Artemis was Minako-chan's cat..." Usagi thought to herself.
"The Alterverse is trying to blow up the Beverly Megamall and kill all the people inside, not to mention the stuff!" Commander Artemis said.
"Oh, like, no! If they, like, blow up the Beverly Megamall, then I won't be able to get that, like, cute Kevin doll, like!"
"Plus I won't, like, get Darien, like, to go on a date with me!"
"Also, like, I totally won't get to, like, buy that new Dream Street limited edition single!"
Commander Artemis was understandably getting sick of the valley-speak, so he simply barked out, "GET TO YOUR SKYBOARDS AND FLY TO THE MALL AND STOP THE ALTERVERSE!!!!!"
"Skyboards?" Usagi thought. "What are those?"
To be continued...