Worlds Collide
by doink-chan
email: doinkchan@yahoo.com
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Chapter 3.2: The Third World, or the Never-Done Saban Dub-Part 2
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A note from the doink:
Thanks for your support, FF.net readers! Without you, doinkies wouldn't be writing fanfics (OK, I realize that I sound like some popstar saying canned dialog, but this is sincere). *gives a fluffy gee to all the reviewers*
As for this chapter and the previous part: Most of you readers have probably seen a videoclip so doinky, you wonder why someone even bothered to make it. So doinky, that you wonder what Sailormoon would be like if a certain company had dubbed it. I'm talking about...Saban's Sailormoon dub pilot.
This pilot, made back in 1994 or so, was completely different from the Sailormoon we know and love. It was part live action, and part animation. In it, Sailor Jupiter was in a wheelchair. And in it, the senshi were complete, like, valley girls.
The animated sequences came only when the senshi fought (riding on skyboards). And Saban used different animation. Doinky, even. For one, Sailormoon didn't have her odangos. And Sailormoon without her odangos is like a sandwich without the bread.
doinkies, being the imaginative doink that she is, decided to recreate what she thought the Saban dub would be like if it were really a TV show, thus leading up to Chapter 3 of Worlds Collide.
Hope you enjoy part 2, and as always send comments to doinkies at doinkchan@yahoo.com or review it on the FF.net review page.
*doink-chan*
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When Usagi had left for school that fateful day, fighting with valley girls hadn't been on her schedule. She wanted to get back home to Tokyo, and be with her real friends.
But unfortunately, she was stuck in Beverly Hills, in a big mansion, with strange people who tossed around the word "like" like they were playing basketball.
Did I mention Makoto was in a wheelchair?
"When I get back home, I am going to see why I was zapped into all these worlds," Usagi thought to herself. But she had a youma to fight first that was terrorizing the Beverly Megamall.
However, the method of fighting was way different...
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Usagi grudgingly followed Amy Anderson, Raye Waters, Lita Karo and Mina Lovelips to the garage.
She had not expected what was to be found in there, though...
Inside a secret compartment, there were strange, freakish things standing against a wall. Usagi could see that they looked much like surfboards, only they had a little jet propeller in the back.
There were 5 in all-one with little pink bunnies and moons, one with waves crashing, an orange one with flames printed on top, a green one with thunderbolts, and a red one with little hearts and cupids.
"Minako-er, Mina, what are these things?" Usagi asked. Mina stared at her suspiciously as she said, "Serena, like, have you totally lost your, like, *mind*? These are, like, skyboards. You, like, fly on them."
"Skyboards?" Usagi thought. She had never used a skyboard before in battle-she was a fast runner and usually got to the scene of the youma before it had completely destroyed Tokyo. So did the other senshi.
So why did these senshi need skyboards to fly?
"Come on, Serena! Get on your, like, skyboard!" Raye yelled.
"But Rei-cha-er, Raye- What do you do to get on it? What do you do to make it fly?" Usagi asked. Raye gave Usagi an "I'm-so-much-smarter-than-you" look, and said "Well, duh, you step on the, like, skyboard and say, like, 'SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!' Then it, like, flies."
"Oh," Usagi remarked, "Well, then..."
Usagi got on the skyboard that had little bunnies and moons printed on top and yelled "SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!" All the other senshi did so as well.
Usagi noted that when she yelled "SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!", she also transformed into a senshi. "How come they don't say a separate phrase to turn into a senshi?" Usagi thought to herself.
All the senshi had by now flew out the large window in the garage, and were flying over Beverly Hills. Usagi's feet were getting tired from standing on the skyboard for so long, so she asked Amy, "How far is it to the mall?"
"Well, like, the mall's, like, only a mile away," Amy said. Usagi just wished she could get home fast enough.
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Mina was the first to spot the mall, which was easy enough because they could see a large youma near it.
"Well, at least, like, the monster, like, didn't destroy, like, the mall yet," Mina said. "I, like, still can get that, like, Dream Street limited edition single!!"
"Mina, this isn't the time for limited edition singles!!!! We have to stop the youma!!!" Usagi yelled.
"What's a yow-muh, Serena? I only see a, like, monster!" Mina said.
"Nevermind, just go down there and kill the monster!"
"OK!"
All the senshi had parked their skyboards down near the parking lot of the Beverly Megamall, and they could see that the youma had quite a few people (and cars) in their grasp.
"Scouts, attack the monster!" Lita said. She immediately began to do so, zapping the monster with a thunderbolt that, to Usagi, looked like it came out of a low-budget movie.
"HUGE FIREBALL BUUUUUUUUURN!!" yelled Raye, who immediately threw a large fireball at the youma, burning it.
"WATER SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!" exclaimed Amy, who had thrown a puddle-sized ball of water at the youma.
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CUUUUUUUUURE!!!" shouted Mina, who had a cupid come and shoot the youma with an arrow.
"MOOOOOOON TIAAAAAAAAARA ACTIOOOOOOOOON!!!" Usagi finished the battle by throwing her tiara at the youma, completely disintegrating it.
The rest of the senshi, or scouts as they called themselves, celebrated by shopping at the mall. Usagi was just about to leave when she, again, heard the familiar "ZAP!"
"Now what will happen?" Usagi thought to herself.
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doinkies hopes you enjoyed Chapter 3.2! Please review on FF.net, or send praise, flames, fluffy doinks, and all the rest to doinkchan@yahoo.com.
(Just hope no Dream Street limited edition singles show up in there...)
by doink-chan
email: doinkchan@yahoo.com
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Chapter 3.2: The Third World, or the Never-Done Saban Dub-Part 2
***********************************************************************
A note from the doink:
Thanks for your support, FF.net readers! Without you, doinkies wouldn't be writing fanfics (OK, I realize that I sound like some popstar saying canned dialog, but this is sincere). *gives a fluffy gee to all the reviewers*
As for this chapter and the previous part: Most of you readers have probably seen a videoclip so doinky, you wonder why someone even bothered to make it. So doinky, that you wonder what Sailormoon would be like if a certain company had dubbed it. I'm talking about...Saban's Sailormoon dub pilot.
This pilot, made back in 1994 or so, was completely different from the Sailormoon we know and love. It was part live action, and part animation. In it, Sailor Jupiter was in a wheelchair. And in it, the senshi were complete, like, valley girls.
The animated sequences came only when the senshi fought (riding on skyboards). And Saban used different animation. Doinky, even. For one, Sailormoon didn't have her odangos. And Sailormoon without her odangos is like a sandwich without the bread.
doinkies, being the imaginative doink that she is, decided to recreate what she thought the Saban dub would be like if it were really a TV show, thus leading up to Chapter 3 of Worlds Collide.
Hope you enjoy part 2, and as always send comments to doinkies at doinkchan@yahoo.com or review it on the FF.net review page.
*doink-chan*
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When Usagi had left for school that fateful day, fighting with valley girls hadn't been on her schedule. She wanted to get back home to Tokyo, and be with her real friends.
But unfortunately, she was stuck in Beverly Hills, in a big mansion, with strange people who tossed around the word "like" like they were playing basketball.
Did I mention Makoto was in a wheelchair?
"When I get back home, I am going to see why I was zapped into all these worlds," Usagi thought to herself. But she had a youma to fight first that was terrorizing the Beverly Megamall.
However, the method of fighting was way different...
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Usagi grudgingly followed Amy Anderson, Raye Waters, Lita Karo and Mina Lovelips to the garage.
She had not expected what was to be found in there, though...
Inside a secret compartment, there were strange, freakish things standing against a wall. Usagi could see that they looked much like surfboards, only they had a little jet propeller in the back.
There were 5 in all-one with little pink bunnies and moons, one with waves crashing, an orange one with flames printed on top, a green one with thunderbolts, and a red one with little hearts and cupids.
"Minako-er, Mina, what are these things?" Usagi asked. Mina stared at her suspiciously as she said, "Serena, like, have you totally lost your, like, *mind*? These are, like, skyboards. You, like, fly on them."
"Skyboards?" Usagi thought. She had never used a skyboard before in battle-she was a fast runner and usually got to the scene of the youma before it had completely destroyed Tokyo. So did the other senshi.
So why did these senshi need skyboards to fly?
"Come on, Serena! Get on your, like, skyboard!" Raye yelled.
"But Rei-cha-er, Raye- What do you do to get on it? What do you do to make it fly?" Usagi asked. Raye gave Usagi an "I'm-so-much-smarter-than-you" look, and said "Well, duh, you step on the, like, skyboard and say, like, 'SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!' Then it, like, flies."
"Oh," Usagi remarked, "Well, then..."
Usagi got on the skyboard that had little bunnies and moons printed on top and yelled "SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!" All the other senshi did so as well.
Usagi noted that when she yelled "SKYBOARD, ACTIVATE!", she also transformed into a senshi. "How come they don't say a separate phrase to turn into a senshi?" Usagi thought to herself.
All the senshi had by now flew out the large window in the garage, and were flying over Beverly Hills. Usagi's feet were getting tired from standing on the skyboard for so long, so she asked Amy, "How far is it to the mall?"
"Well, like, the mall's, like, only a mile away," Amy said. Usagi just wished she could get home fast enough.
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Mina was the first to spot the mall, which was easy enough because they could see a large youma near it.
"Well, at least, like, the monster, like, didn't destroy, like, the mall yet," Mina said. "I, like, still can get that, like, Dream Street limited edition single!!"
"Mina, this isn't the time for limited edition singles!!!! We have to stop the youma!!!" Usagi yelled.
"What's a yow-muh, Serena? I only see a, like, monster!" Mina said.
"Nevermind, just go down there and kill the monster!"
"OK!"
All the senshi had parked their skyboards down near the parking lot of the Beverly Megamall, and they could see that the youma had quite a few people (and cars) in their grasp.
"Scouts, attack the monster!" Lita said. She immediately began to do so, zapping the monster with a thunderbolt that, to Usagi, looked like it came out of a low-budget movie.
"HUGE FIREBALL BUUUUUUUUURN!!" yelled Raye, who immediately threw a large fireball at the youma, burning it.
"WATER SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!" exclaimed Amy, who had thrown a puddle-sized ball of water at the youma.
"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CUUUUUUUUURE!!!" shouted Mina, who had a cupid come and shoot the youma with an arrow.
"MOOOOOOON TIAAAAAAAAARA ACTIOOOOOOOOON!!!" Usagi finished the battle by throwing her tiara at the youma, completely disintegrating it.
The rest of the senshi, or scouts as they called themselves, celebrated by shopping at the mall. Usagi was just about to leave when she, again, heard the familiar "ZAP!"
"Now what will happen?" Usagi thought to herself.
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doinkies hopes you enjoyed Chapter 3.2! Please review on FF.net, or send praise, flames, fluffy doinks, and all the rest to doinkchan@yahoo.com.
(Just hope no Dream Street limited edition singles show up in there...)