DJ: Welcome to my story, but before we enter, the Mayor of Chicago has to
come and cut the string. Here he comes now!!!!
Mayor: I now declare this school (story) open.
DJ: YAY!!!!
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Everyone was outside in the playground, waiting for the bell to start. But Matt Hardy, volunteered to be the Hall Monitor, so he was inside. Triple H, Big Show and Test, were in a corner.
Triple H: What should we call ourselves this year?
Test: How about, The UnAmericans?
Triple H: Hell Nah, I was born here in the U.S.!
Big Show: Uhhh.. How about DOUBLE TROUBLE?
HHH: No No No. I know, How about, THE BEASTS FROM THE EAST?
Test: I am from the North.
HHH: Ok.How about The Beasts from the North, and the East?
Big Show and Test: YEAH!!!
Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels were talking about inappropriate stuff.
Faith and Stephanie were playing with their Barbie's in the school stairs.
Faith: Mine is like so cool.
Stephanie: I know my mom doesn't want to buy me that Barbie because her breasts are so big!
Faith: Too Bad
Cat Lea was with Undertaker and Kane, talking.
DVON was standing at the top of the Jungle Gym, with other kids sitting. William Regal, Tajiri, DJ D, Amanda Snape, Jazmyne, Becky and Raven.
D-Von: You see brothers and sisters; you have to honor the man above!
D-Von took a bucket and asked the kids for donations.
The kids were giving him pennies and sand.
D-Von: Thank you my brothers, OH THANK YOU! Will you serve the good man above?
Kids: AMEN!!!!
D-Von: Good, I will now give you paper airplanes for being good to the good man above.
D-Von didn't have enough for everybody.
Raven: What about Raven?
Chris Jericho and The Rock were good friends. They insulted everybody; they were bullies too, but not like The Beasts from the North, and the East.
Jeff Hardy and Lita were sharing skittles.
Jamie Noble and Nidia were making out.
Billy Kidman was talking to Torrie.
Billy: I heard there would be a dance on Wednesday in school, and I was wondering...
Torrie: Wondering what Billy?
Billy: If you would...uhhh....hmmm....uhhh, would like to go with....uhhh....me?
Torrie: I WOULD LOVE TO.
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Meanwhile, inside the school.
Mae Young was struggling to take her bags to her room, which was the Nurse's Room.
Matt Hardy looked at her.
Matt: You need help with that ma'am?
Mae: Yes.
Matt took the bags to the room.
Mae: Thanks. What is your name dear?
Matt: Matt. Matt Hardy: Version 1.
Mae looks at Matt. Matt looks at Mae straight into each other's eyes.
Matt: I was wondering, if you would like to go to the dance with me on Wednesday?
Mae had a puzzled look on her face, and then it turned into a smile.
Mae: Of course Matt!
Matt: Uhhh...Bye.
Mae: Bye.
Matt was thinking, "She is so freaking fine, wait till I tell Jeff".
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
All the kids went in.
Vince through the intercom: Welcome everybody to Ohio Valley Elementary School. Hope you had a great summer. Linda last year told you guys that there would be a dance this Wednesday. It will be 5 dollars to go. Any more announcements will be told at the end of the day. Have a nice day.
Tajiri: NI CHON Torrie? (Translation: Will you go with me Torrie?)
Torrie: Hell no. I am going with Billy!
Tajiri thinking, "Stupid Billy, he will pay."
Jericho: Hey ass clown, come over here.
Spike: What do you want Jericho?
Jericho: Are you going to give me your food or not?
Spike: NOOO!!! BUBBA!!!!
Bubba: What happened Spike?
Spike: Jericho is bothering me.
Bubba: Leave my brother alone!
Jericho: WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Bubba: Make me.
Jericho: I don't make dogs, I train them.
Bubba: I am going to kick..
Rock was walking down the hall.
Rock: What are you going to do Ray?
Bubba: Uhhh, nothing, let's go Spike.
Bubba and Spike run away.
Rock: Sup Chris.
Jericho: Sup Rock.
Rock: Who you going to the dance with?
Jericho: I don't know, Ill probably take Stephanie.
Rock: You want that hoe?
Jericho: Of course not, if I go with her and give her a great time, her dad will probably gimme an A. Who you going with?
Rock: Trish, I am aiming for her!!
Jericho: You think you can get her?
Rock: Of course.
Everybody went in to their class.
***************** DJ D: Next Chapter will be a little bit of each class. Have a great day!
Mayor: I now declare this school (story) open.
DJ: YAY!!!!
******************** **********************
Everyone was outside in the playground, waiting for the bell to start. But Matt Hardy, volunteered to be the Hall Monitor, so he was inside. Triple H, Big Show and Test, were in a corner.
Triple H: What should we call ourselves this year?
Test: How about, The UnAmericans?
Triple H: Hell Nah, I was born here in the U.S.!
Big Show: Uhhh.. How about DOUBLE TROUBLE?
HHH: No No No. I know, How about, THE BEASTS FROM THE EAST?
Test: I am from the North.
HHH: Ok.How about The Beasts from the North, and the East?
Big Show and Test: YEAH!!!
Kevin Nash and Shawn Michaels were talking about inappropriate stuff.
Faith and Stephanie were playing with their Barbie's in the school stairs.
Faith: Mine is like so cool.
Stephanie: I know my mom doesn't want to buy me that Barbie because her breasts are so big!
Faith: Too Bad
Cat Lea was with Undertaker and Kane, talking.
DVON was standing at the top of the Jungle Gym, with other kids sitting. William Regal, Tajiri, DJ D, Amanda Snape, Jazmyne, Becky and Raven.
D-Von: You see brothers and sisters; you have to honor the man above!
D-Von took a bucket and asked the kids for donations.
The kids were giving him pennies and sand.
D-Von: Thank you my brothers, OH THANK YOU! Will you serve the good man above?
Kids: AMEN!!!!
D-Von: Good, I will now give you paper airplanes for being good to the good man above.
D-Von didn't have enough for everybody.
Raven: What about Raven?
Chris Jericho and The Rock were good friends. They insulted everybody; they were bullies too, but not like The Beasts from the North, and the East.
Jeff Hardy and Lita were sharing skittles.
Jamie Noble and Nidia were making out.
Billy Kidman was talking to Torrie.
Billy: I heard there would be a dance on Wednesday in school, and I was wondering...
Torrie: Wondering what Billy?
Billy: If you would...uhhh....hmmm....uhhh, would like to go with....uhhh....me?
Torrie: I WOULD LOVE TO.
**********
Meanwhile, inside the school.
Mae Young was struggling to take her bags to her room, which was the Nurse's Room.
Matt Hardy looked at her.
Matt: You need help with that ma'am?
Mae: Yes.
Matt took the bags to the room.
Mae: Thanks. What is your name dear?
Matt: Matt. Matt Hardy: Version 1.
Mae looks at Matt. Matt looks at Mae straight into each other's eyes.
Matt: I was wondering, if you would like to go to the dance with me on Wednesday?
Mae had a puzzled look on her face, and then it turned into a smile.
Mae: Of course Matt!
Matt: Uhhh...Bye.
Mae: Bye.
Matt was thinking, "She is so freaking fine, wait till I tell Jeff".
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
All the kids went in.
Vince through the intercom: Welcome everybody to Ohio Valley Elementary School. Hope you had a great summer. Linda last year told you guys that there would be a dance this Wednesday. It will be 5 dollars to go. Any more announcements will be told at the end of the day. Have a nice day.
Tajiri: NI CHON Torrie? (Translation: Will you go with me Torrie?)
Torrie: Hell no. I am going with Billy!
Tajiri thinking, "Stupid Billy, he will pay."
Jericho: Hey ass clown, come over here.
Spike: What do you want Jericho?
Jericho: Are you going to give me your food or not?
Spike: NOOO!!! BUBBA!!!!
Bubba: What happened Spike?
Spike: Jericho is bothering me.
Bubba: Leave my brother alone!
Jericho: WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Bubba: Make me.
Jericho: I don't make dogs, I train them.
Bubba: I am going to kick..
Rock was walking down the hall.
Rock: What are you going to do Ray?
Bubba: Uhhh, nothing, let's go Spike.
Bubba and Spike run away.
Rock: Sup Chris.
Jericho: Sup Rock.
Rock: Who you going to the dance with?
Jericho: I don't know, Ill probably take Stephanie.
Rock: You want that hoe?
Jericho: Of course not, if I go with her and give her a great time, her dad will probably gimme an A. Who you going with?
Rock: Trish, I am aiming for her!!
Jericho: You think you can get her?
Rock: Of course.
Everybody went in to their class.
***************** DJ D: Next Chapter will be a little bit of each class. Have a great day!