Hogan's Class
Mr. Hogan came in.
Hogan: Hello class, how are you?
Does his Hand in his Ear thingy.
Class: Fine!
Hogan: That's nice. My name is Mr. Hogan. (Writes his name on the board) I would like to know everybody's names starting with you. (Pointing to Jeff)
Jeff: My name is Jeff Hardy and I am X-TREME!!!
Lita: My name is Amy but my friends call me Lita. I am too X-TREME.
Stephanie: My name is Stephanie McMahon and I am the principal's daughter.
Faith: My name is Faith and I like to play with my beautiful barbies.
ALL THE BOYS and Lita: (Laughing so loud)
Faith starts getting red.
Stephanie: Leave Faith alone ok!!
Spike points to Stephanie and Faith: Lesbians!!
Hogan: Settle down. Hey brother, go stand on the corner for 30 mins.
Everyone was shocked because it was the first time he got in trouble.
Hogan: Next
Becky: I am Becky. Don't forget that!
Ashley: My name is Ashley.
Jazmyne: My name is Jazmyne.
Billy: My name is Billy Kidman.
Hogan looks at Rey Mysterio.
Rey Mysterio had an OVER SIZED mask on his head.
Hogan: Hey kid, take that mask off!
Rey: No
Hogan: Take it off.
Rey: No
Hogan: One more warning, take it off!
Rey: NO! I will follow my uncle's footsteps and become the greatest Mexican luchador in the world and never reveal my identity.
Hogan: Take if off!!!!!!!
Rey: NO!!!!
Hogan: WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA SENDS YOU TO VINCE'S OFFICE?
Rey: I would go to the principal's office, I have no choice do I?
Hogan: (Sighs) Go to the principal's office now and tell him what you did.
Rey Mysterio stands up and does what Mr. Hogan told him to do. (Or did he?)
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Mr. Warrior's Class
Warrior: Good morning class.
The class was talking and didn't even look at Warrior.
Warrior: I SAID GOOD MORNING CLASS.
The class was still talking.
Warrior: I SAID GOOD MORNING!!!! DO I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU IN JAPANESE SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME?
Tajiri: Chon te chong. (Translation: YES, You have to. So I can understand)
Warrior: Who knows what this kid said?
Torrie raises her hand: He said YES, that it would be convenient for him.
Warrior just shook his head knowing that he had to teach a Japanese little boy.
Warrior: I don't know anyone's names so can you all please tell me.
Hurricane: I am THE HURRICANE! I protect the school from evil villains. (Stands up and poses)
Warrior: Your name.
Hurricane: I AM THE HURRICANE.
Warrior: I said "NAME"!!
Hurricane: Stand back, there is a HURRIC...
Warrior: TELL ME YOUR DAMN NAME.
Hurricane: I am Shane Helms sir.
Warrior: Ok.
Jamie: I am Jamie Noble and this is my bitch over here.
Warrior: Better stop that, or I will MAKE you MY bitch son. Now drop and give me 20.
Jamie hardly does his 20 pushups.
Jamie stands up all sweaty and starts singing: "MACHO, MACHO MAN!!"
Warrior: Shut up and sit down.
Nidia: I am Nidia and he is my boyfriend.
Matt: I am Matt Hardy: Version 1. (Does his Version 1 thingy).
Tajiri: Chon se lo Tajiri!
Torrie: I am Torrie Wilson sir.
Raven: And I am Raven.
Warrior: I know this is 5th grade but we have to review what you learned in the past years. Anyone knows how to add?
The class was silent.
Warrior: You guys don't know to add?
Class: NOPE!!!!
Warrior: Then I will show you.
Warrior got mad because Jamie Noble and Nidia were making out.
Warrior: THIS IS NO PLACE FOR KISSING AND LOVING.
Class: Jamie and Nidia laying on a bed, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then come Jamie with a baby carriage. OOOOOOOHHH!!!!
Jamie: Shut up!!!
Nidia: Actually honey, isn't that what is going to happen with us?
Jamie: The more I think about it.Yeah!!!!
They start kissing again.
Warrior shakes his head.
*******
Fabulous: Welcome to class. I want to know everybody's names.
Triple H: I am Paul Levesque but call me HHH.
Kane: I am Glen but call me Kane.
Fabulous: Is it Halloween already? (Goes to her little calendar with a puzzled look on her face).
Class: Uhh.No
Fabulous: Then why is he wearing a mask.
HHH: Because he is freak.
Kane: Yeah, because I am a freak and freaks are cool!!!
Fabulous: Ok.anyways groovy mask!
Kane: No, No, No, it's a freaky mask.
Fabulous: Ok, freaky mask. And who can you be young lady?
Stacy: I am Stacy Keibler.
Fabulous: WOW Stacy, I wish I could have your legs.
Stacy: Keep wishing, but you'll never have them.
Ms. Fabulous has a tear running down her cheek.
Fabulous: Next.
Test: I am Test and I can pass any test you put me through.
Bubba: I am Bubba Ray.
Trish: I am Trish Stratus.
DJ D: I am DJ D, and I am controlling you Ms. Fabulous.
Ms. Fabulous: You are? How impossible.
Caitlin: Hi, I am Caitlin.
Kane looked at her. She had never seen a beauty like that.
Caitlin: Hi Kane.
Trish: Hey Kane, Caitlin is talking to you!!
Kane was just thinking and staring, "That beautiful light brown hair, and those blue eyes make me want to ask her to go with me. But how?"
Trish (talking to Caitlin): I think someone likes you.
Caitlin: He is cool.
Trish: Would you go to the dance with him?
FOR CAITLIN, IT WAS A POP QUESTION.
*****
DJ D: I will do the rest of the classrooms in the next chapter.
Mr. Hogan came in.
Hogan: Hello class, how are you?
Does his Hand in his Ear thingy.
Class: Fine!
Hogan: That's nice. My name is Mr. Hogan. (Writes his name on the board) I would like to know everybody's names starting with you. (Pointing to Jeff)
Jeff: My name is Jeff Hardy and I am X-TREME!!!
Lita: My name is Amy but my friends call me Lita. I am too X-TREME.
Stephanie: My name is Stephanie McMahon and I am the principal's daughter.
Faith: My name is Faith and I like to play with my beautiful barbies.
ALL THE BOYS and Lita: (Laughing so loud)
Faith starts getting red.
Stephanie: Leave Faith alone ok!!
Spike points to Stephanie and Faith: Lesbians!!
Hogan: Settle down. Hey brother, go stand on the corner for 30 mins.
Everyone was shocked because it was the first time he got in trouble.
Hogan: Next
Becky: I am Becky. Don't forget that!
Ashley: My name is Ashley.
Jazmyne: My name is Jazmyne.
Billy: My name is Billy Kidman.
Hogan looks at Rey Mysterio.
Rey Mysterio had an OVER SIZED mask on his head.
Hogan: Hey kid, take that mask off!
Rey: No
Hogan: Take it off.
Rey: No
Hogan: One more warning, take it off!
Rey: NO! I will follow my uncle's footsteps and become the greatest Mexican luchador in the world and never reveal my identity.
Hogan: Take if off!!!!!!!
Rey: NO!!!!
Hogan: WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA SENDS YOU TO VINCE'S OFFICE?
Rey: I would go to the principal's office, I have no choice do I?
Hogan: (Sighs) Go to the principal's office now and tell him what you did.
Rey Mysterio stands up and does what Mr. Hogan told him to do. (Or did he?)
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Mr. Warrior's Class
Warrior: Good morning class.
The class was talking and didn't even look at Warrior.
Warrior: I SAID GOOD MORNING CLASS.
The class was still talking.
Warrior: I SAID GOOD MORNING!!!! DO I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU IN JAPANESE SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND ME?
Tajiri: Chon te chong. (Translation: YES, You have to. So I can understand)
Warrior: Who knows what this kid said?
Torrie raises her hand: He said YES, that it would be convenient for him.
Warrior just shook his head knowing that he had to teach a Japanese little boy.
Warrior: I don't know anyone's names so can you all please tell me.
Hurricane: I am THE HURRICANE! I protect the school from evil villains. (Stands up and poses)
Warrior: Your name.
Hurricane: I AM THE HURRICANE.
Warrior: I said "NAME"!!
Hurricane: Stand back, there is a HURRIC...
Warrior: TELL ME YOUR DAMN NAME.
Hurricane: I am Shane Helms sir.
Warrior: Ok.
Jamie: I am Jamie Noble and this is my bitch over here.
Warrior: Better stop that, or I will MAKE you MY bitch son. Now drop and give me 20.
Jamie hardly does his 20 pushups.
Jamie stands up all sweaty and starts singing: "MACHO, MACHO MAN!!"
Warrior: Shut up and sit down.
Nidia: I am Nidia and he is my boyfriend.
Matt: I am Matt Hardy: Version 1. (Does his Version 1 thingy).
Tajiri: Chon se lo Tajiri!
Torrie: I am Torrie Wilson sir.
Raven: And I am Raven.
Warrior: I know this is 5th grade but we have to review what you learned in the past years. Anyone knows how to add?
The class was silent.
Warrior: You guys don't know to add?
Class: NOPE!!!!
Warrior: Then I will show you.
Warrior got mad because Jamie Noble and Nidia were making out.
Warrior: THIS IS NO PLACE FOR KISSING AND LOVING.
Class: Jamie and Nidia laying on a bed, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then come Jamie with a baby carriage. OOOOOOOHHH!!!!
Jamie: Shut up!!!
Nidia: Actually honey, isn't that what is going to happen with us?
Jamie: The more I think about it.Yeah!!!!
They start kissing again.
Warrior shakes his head.
*******
Fabulous: Welcome to class. I want to know everybody's names.
Triple H: I am Paul Levesque but call me HHH.
Kane: I am Glen but call me Kane.
Fabulous: Is it Halloween already? (Goes to her little calendar with a puzzled look on her face).
Class: Uhh.No
Fabulous: Then why is he wearing a mask.
HHH: Because he is freak.
Kane: Yeah, because I am a freak and freaks are cool!!!
Fabulous: Ok.anyways groovy mask!
Kane: No, No, No, it's a freaky mask.
Fabulous: Ok, freaky mask. And who can you be young lady?
Stacy: I am Stacy Keibler.
Fabulous: WOW Stacy, I wish I could have your legs.
Stacy: Keep wishing, but you'll never have them.
Ms. Fabulous has a tear running down her cheek.
Fabulous: Next.
Test: I am Test and I can pass any test you put me through.
Bubba: I am Bubba Ray.
Trish: I am Trish Stratus.
DJ D: I am DJ D, and I am controlling you Ms. Fabulous.
Ms. Fabulous: You are? How impossible.
Caitlin: Hi, I am Caitlin.
Kane looked at her. She had never seen a beauty like that.
Caitlin: Hi Kane.
Trish: Hey Kane, Caitlin is talking to you!!
Kane was just thinking and staring, "That beautiful light brown hair, and those blue eyes make me want to ask her to go with me. But how?"
Trish (talking to Caitlin): I think someone likes you.
Caitlin: He is cool.
Trish: Would you go to the dance with him?
FOR CAITLIN, IT WAS A POP QUESTION.
*****
DJ D: I will do the rest of the classrooms in the next chapter.