DJ D: I think I should add Booker T, Edge and Kurt Angle to this story so
I can try to make it a little funnier. Enjoy!
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Macho: OOOOH YEAH! RANDY SAVAGE welcomes you to the MADNESS room.
The class starts clapping.
Macho: OOOOOH YEAH!!!! I would like to know.MADNESS.all of you guys' names. YEAH!!!!!!!
Shane (Bragging): I am Shane McMahon and I am the principal's son.
Everyone threw tomatoes at Shane. No one knows where they got them from but they were ripe and they exploded on Shane's head following by: BOOO! You suck SHANE!
Macho: MADNESS!!!! Hey kid, get yourself cleaned up.
D-Von stands up in his chair and starts talking about God and stuff.
D-Von: We have to be good to god! All of you are sinners!!! But the good man above and I will help you to become good so...
The class throws tomatoes all over D-Von's head!
D-Von: You.You.You see? You.you sinned again!! (Starts crying)
Macho: MADNESS got to stop! Next.
Amanda: Hi, I am Amanda Snape.
RVD: I am (does his hand thingy) R-V-D!!!
Amanda (thinking): How cool! I like Rob. Fine, sexy, what else can a girl want?
Rob turns around and sees Amanda looking at him: Hey Amanda!
Amanda (thinking): AHH! How sexy!
William Regal: I am Billy Regal!
Rock (imitating Regal's voice): I am Billy Regal!
Class bursts with laughter!
Regal: Shut your bloody mouth.
Rock: Uhh yeah? Just Bring It! (Does his JBI sign)
Macho: MADNESS..OOOH YEAH!!! Don't fight!
Someone knocks on the door.
Macho opens the door, and it's Matt Hardy.
Macho: What you want kid?
Matt: I think I should inject a dose of Mattitude on this class.
Macho: Who are you?
Matt: I am Matt Hardy: Version 1!
Amanda: You are Jeff's brother?
Matt: Yeah!
Amanda: You look like a jackass but he looks good.
Matt (thinking): Everyone likes JEFF!!
Matt: As I was saying, I need to inject a dose of MATTITUDE on this cla.
The class throws tomatoes at Matt Hardy. Matt runs away and all of a sudden, Edge comes in.
Macho: Wuzz up Edge. My GOODness!! He is here!
Rock: Who is that jackass?
Macho: I forgot to tell you that he was coming late. MADNESS! Edge, you can sit on the back!
Edge: Right here?
Macho: OOOOH YEAH!!! We have 2 other girls coming in about...NOW!
Molly Holly and Terri came in: HI BOYS!!
Lesnar (Talking to Terri): Nice breasts.
Terri puts her breast right in Lesnar's face.
Lesnar faints.
Macho: DO ME!! DO ME!!
Terri puts her breast right in Macho's face.
Molly: That is so mean Terri!
Macho faints!
Rock stands up in front.
Rock: We'll leave in a while class.
Rock stands on a chair and changes the time on the clock to 2:30P.
Rock picks up Macho and imitates Macho: OOOOH YEAH!!! MADNESS!!! It's 2:30 Class dismissed! MADNESS!!
*************** Cat Lea: So you know what I told her? I told her to back off and then I stuck her!
Undertaker: HAHA, that's cool, you have to stand up for yourself!
Cat Lea: I know!
Andre comes in: SILENCE!
Andre was 7'4. Big Show was 7'0. Big Show was really tall to be in 8th grade, but he was really stupid!
Andre: I want to know everyone's names. You have to stand up, say your name and where you come from. Starting with you kid.
Kevin: I am Big Sexy Kevin Nash and I.I come from home.
Shawn: I am The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and I am from good ol' San Antonio, Texas. (Winks at Tyra)
Tyra just gives him the "finger".
Big Show: I am Paul Wight and I am from the garbage can.
Jericho: I am Chris Jericho, the future KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
Cat Lea: I am Cat Lea and I come from my house!
Undertaker: My name is Mark Calloway A.K.A. Undertaker. And you will respect me!
Andre: What if I don't respect you son?
Undertaker: Well then I would have to make you respect me one way.or.another.
Andre: Ohh Yeah?
All of a sudden Andre picks up Taker by the next and has him in the air!
Cat Lea and Rusty kick Andre in the nuts!
Taker comes down like a ragged doll.
Andre then picks up Rusty and Cat Lea by their necks!
Vince opens the door: Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? Andre you are fired, I knew there would be something like this happening so I will have a substitute in 3 minutes!
Andre picks up Vince by the neck, all of a sudden the whole class starts punching and kicking Andre. Kevin, Undertaker and Big Show hardly pick up Andre and throw him out the window!
New teacher: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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DJ: I want to know in a review, which you think was the best chapter and if you want more, if you thought the end of each class want to make you want more. For me, I like Macho's classroom! Well, I hope you enjoyed this, because the next chapter will be Recess. I will try my hardest to put everyone in it! Have a nice day!
P.S. Check the "Characters" chapter to see the castings of the rooms. I added Booker T and Kurt Angle to the classes but won't show up until after Recess!
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Macho: OOOOH YEAH! RANDY SAVAGE welcomes you to the MADNESS room.
The class starts clapping.
Macho: OOOOOH YEAH!!!! I would like to know.MADNESS.all of you guys' names. YEAH!!!!!!!
Shane (Bragging): I am Shane McMahon and I am the principal's son.
Everyone threw tomatoes at Shane. No one knows where they got them from but they were ripe and they exploded on Shane's head following by: BOOO! You suck SHANE!
Macho: MADNESS!!!! Hey kid, get yourself cleaned up.
D-Von stands up in his chair and starts talking about God and stuff.
D-Von: We have to be good to god! All of you are sinners!!! But the good man above and I will help you to become good so...
The class throws tomatoes all over D-Von's head!
D-Von: You.You.You see? You.you sinned again!! (Starts crying)
Macho: MADNESS got to stop! Next.
Amanda: Hi, I am Amanda Snape.
RVD: I am (does his hand thingy) R-V-D!!!
Amanda (thinking): How cool! I like Rob. Fine, sexy, what else can a girl want?
Rob turns around and sees Amanda looking at him: Hey Amanda!
Amanda (thinking): AHH! How sexy!
William Regal: I am Billy Regal!
Rock (imitating Regal's voice): I am Billy Regal!
Class bursts with laughter!
Regal: Shut your bloody mouth.
Rock: Uhh yeah? Just Bring It! (Does his JBI sign)
Macho: MADNESS..OOOH YEAH!!! Don't fight!
Someone knocks on the door.
Macho opens the door, and it's Matt Hardy.
Macho: What you want kid?
Matt: I think I should inject a dose of Mattitude on this class.
Macho: Who are you?
Matt: I am Matt Hardy: Version 1!
Amanda: You are Jeff's brother?
Matt: Yeah!
Amanda: You look like a jackass but he looks good.
Matt (thinking): Everyone likes JEFF!!
Matt: As I was saying, I need to inject a dose of MATTITUDE on this cla.
The class throws tomatoes at Matt Hardy. Matt runs away and all of a sudden, Edge comes in.
Macho: Wuzz up Edge. My GOODness!! He is here!
Rock: Who is that jackass?
Macho: I forgot to tell you that he was coming late. MADNESS! Edge, you can sit on the back!
Edge: Right here?
Macho: OOOOH YEAH!!! We have 2 other girls coming in about...NOW!
Molly Holly and Terri came in: HI BOYS!!
Lesnar (Talking to Terri): Nice breasts.
Terri puts her breast right in Lesnar's face.
Lesnar faints.
Macho: DO ME!! DO ME!!
Terri puts her breast right in Macho's face.
Molly: That is so mean Terri!
Macho faints!
Rock stands up in front.
Rock: We'll leave in a while class.
Rock stands on a chair and changes the time on the clock to 2:30P.
Rock picks up Macho and imitates Macho: OOOOH YEAH!!! MADNESS!!! It's 2:30 Class dismissed! MADNESS!!
*************** Cat Lea: So you know what I told her? I told her to back off and then I stuck her!
Undertaker: HAHA, that's cool, you have to stand up for yourself!
Cat Lea: I know!
Andre comes in: SILENCE!
Andre was 7'4. Big Show was 7'0. Big Show was really tall to be in 8th grade, but he was really stupid!
Andre: I want to know everyone's names. You have to stand up, say your name and where you come from. Starting with you kid.
Kevin: I am Big Sexy Kevin Nash and I.I come from home.
Shawn: I am The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and I am from good ol' San Antonio, Texas. (Winks at Tyra)
Tyra just gives him the "finger".
Big Show: I am Paul Wight and I am from the garbage can.
Jericho: I am Chris Jericho, the future KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
Cat Lea: I am Cat Lea and I come from my house!
Undertaker: My name is Mark Calloway A.K.A. Undertaker. And you will respect me!
Andre: What if I don't respect you son?
Undertaker: Well then I would have to make you respect me one way.or.another.
Andre: Ohh Yeah?
All of a sudden Andre picks up Taker by the next and has him in the air!
Cat Lea and Rusty kick Andre in the nuts!
Taker comes down like a ragged doll.
Andre then picks up Rusty and Cat Lea by their necks!
Vince opens the door: Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here? Andre you are fired, I knew there would be something like this happening so I will have a substitute in 3 minutes!
Andre picks up Vince by the neck, all of a sudden the whole class starts punching and kicking Andre. Kevin, Undertaker and Big Show hardly pick up Andre and throw him out the window!
New teacher: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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DJ: I want to know in a review, which you think was the best chapter and if you want more, if you thought the end of each class want to make you want more. For me, I like Macho's classroom! Well, I hope you enjoyed this, because the next chapter will be Recess. I will try my hardest to put everyone in it! Have a nice day!
P.S. Check the "Characters" chapter to see the castings of the rooms. I added Booker T and Kurt Angle to the classes but won't show up until after Recess!