1 Chapter 2: the first robattle
* The next day *
Ikki: okay ma! I'm … uh … goin outside! C'mon metabee!!! We gotta get outta here now!!!
Metabee: All right man!!! Sheesh!!! Let me get some breakfast!!!
Ikki: you just ate 3 pop tarts, 8 WHOLE boxes of cereal, and 6 muffins!!! How much more can you eat???!!!!!!
Metabee: SHUT UP MAN!!!!!!! WERE GONNA GET CAUGHT!!!!! LETS GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!
* Ikki and Metabee sneak out of the house into their back yard heading for somewhere where no one can find them *
Ikki: (breathing deeply) All right!!! We made it!!! Now where do we start?
Metabee: Gee… I don't know… maybe we should look over here where there's a flyer that says, " If you are looking for the bandits go to 4 four-way bridge downtown and have a robattle with us. First look for butch. If you beat him, look for James. And if you beat him, go to the old shack and moonlight lake and ask for Blaze. Beat us and we will lead us to our base. We play for parts."
Ikki: Wow!!! Talk about convenient!!!
Metabee: Man you have got to watch TV more often!!!!!!!!! Now lets go!!!
Ikki: Fine can we just pick up Caron first?!!
Metabee: FINE!!! IF YOU WANT TO GO SCREW OFF ON CARON FOR 1 HOUR ILL WAIT!!! -_-**
Ikki: Really?!! Cool!!!
Metabee: That's it!!! I'm going back in my box!!! Where is it!!!
Ikki: METABEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CMON!!!!! ILL PICK HER UP ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ikki and Metabee head to Carons house *
Bing bong (doorbell)
Ikki: Hi Caron ^///^ * Ikki and Caron blush until their heads turn all red * Uhhhhh… do you want to come and kick bad guy ass with us and maybe later we can hit the bed if you know what I mean…hehehe!
Caron: I don't know… let me think * shuts door and walks inside * YES!!!!!!!!! MABYE THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!! * Opens door and walks out * Okay… ill go!!!
* Caron jumps in Ikki's arms *
Metabee: All right!!! Lets go!!!
* Caron and Ikki are kissing each other *
Caron and Ikki: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! OH YEAH!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Metabee: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS!!! FOOL AROUND LATER!!! WE GOT A FEW ROBATTLES TO DO!!!
^^^DOWNTOWN^^^
Metabee: Okay… now where is four-way bridge?
???: Did someone say four-way bridge?
* A man with a bright blue Mohawk jumps out of nowhere *
???: I am Butch! One of the secret guard trainers! If you wish to get to James, you must pass me first! Lets robattle!!!
Ikki: before I accept and that porn addicted referee comes, where did you come from?
* Butch points up *
Caron: So that's where four-way bridge is!
Ikki: okay that's a good enough answer. Now lets ROBATTLE!!!
* Ref pops out of a manhole staring at a few naughty pictures *
Referee: Ohh! That's nice!!! I mean (puts naughty magazine away) I DECLARE THIS A SUBMISSION ROBATTLE! I MR. REFEREE WILL ACT AS REFEREE! THE FIRST MEDABOT TO MAKE THE OTHER MEDABOTS FUNCTION CEASE WILL WIN!
MEDAFIGHTERS READY? ROBATTLE.
Butch: Beat this! Transport medabot!
* Suddenly a spitfire medabot appears in front of him *
Ikki: Metabee combine your seeker missiles with your gun and attack!!!
* Metabee dose as told and spitfire's function ceases *
Referee: Oh yeah! Big ones! Yeah!
Metabee: REF!!! DO YOUR JOB YOU SAD LONLEY BASTARD!!!
* Metabee fires his gun in the air and the ref gets back in focus *
Referee: FUNCTION CEASED! THE WINNER IS METABEE!!!
Ikki: All right!!! We did it!
* Butch is crying in a corner *
Butch: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU BEAT ME! WELL A WIN IS A WIN. HERE. TAKE THIS.WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
* Butch gave Ikki a card with a number on it *
Butch: It's a password. Tell it to James when you meet him. He's at the south end of the bridge.
Caron: All right Ikki!!! And you butch…DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING CRYBABY YOU WUSS!!!
* Caron kisses Ikki and they start heading to the south end of the bridge *
Metabee: (singing) Off to the south we go! The south we go! The south we go!
Ikki: Work on your voice Metabee! Your singing sucks!!!
* Metabee falls down anime style *
* The next day *
Ikki: okay ma! I'm … uh … goin outside! C'mon metabee!!! We gotta get outta here now!!!
Metabee: All right man!!! Sheesh!!! Let me get some breakfast!!!
Ikki: you just ate 3 pop tarts, 8 WHOLE boxes of cereal, and 6 muffins!!! How much more can you eat???!!!!!!
Metabee: SHUT UP MAN!!!!!!! WERE GONNA GET CAUGHT!!!!! LETS GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!!!!
* Ikki and Metabee sneak out of the house into their back yard heading for somewhere where no one can find them *
Ikki: (breathing deeply) All right!!! We made it!!! Now where do we start?
Metabee: Gee… I don't know… maybe we should look over here where there's a flyer that says, " If you are looking for the bandits go to 4 four-way bridge downtown and have a robattle with us. First look for butch. If you beat him, look for James. And if you beat him, go to the old shack and moonlight lake and ask for Blaze. Beat us and we will lead us to our base. We play for parts."
Ikki: Wow!!! Talk about convenient!!!
Metabee: Man you have got to watch TV more often!!!!!!!!! Now lets go!!!
Ikki: Fine can we just pick up Caron first?!!
Metabee: FINE!!! IF YOU WANT TO GO SCREW OFF ON CARON FOR 1 HOUR ILL WAIT!!! -_-**
Ikki: Really?!! Cool!!!
Metabee: That's it!!! I'm going back in my box!!! Where is it!!!
Ikki: METABEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CMON!!!!! ILL PICK HER UP ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ikki and Metabee head to Carons house *
Bing bong (doorbell)
Ikki: Hi Caron ^///^ * Ikki and Caron blush until their heads turn all red * Uhhhhh… do you want to come and kick bad guy ass with us and maybe later we can hit the bed if you know what I mean…hehehe!
Caron: I don't know… let me think * shuts door and walks inside * YES!!!!!!!!! MABYE THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!! * Opens door and walks out * Okay… ill go!!!
* Caron jumps in Ikki's arms *
Metabee: All right!!! Lets go!!!
* Caron and Ikki are kissing each other *
Caron and Ikki: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! OH YEAH!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Metabee: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS!!! FOOL AROUND LATER!!! WE GOT A FEW ROBATTLES TO DO!!!
^^^DOWNTOWN^^^
Metabee: Okay… now where is four-way bridge?
???: Did someone say four-way bridge?
* A man with a bright blue Mohawk jumps out of nowhere *
???: I am Butch! One of the secret guard trainers! If you wish to get to James, you must pass me first! Lets robattle!!!
Ikki: before I accept and that porn addicted referee comes, where did you come from?
* Butch points up *
Caron: So that's where four-way bridge is!
Ikki: okay that's a good enough answer. Now lets ROBATTLE!!!
* Ref pops out of a manhole staring at a few naughty pictures *
Referee: Ohh! That's nice!!! I mean (puts naughty magazine away) I DECLARE THIS A SUBMISSION ROBATTLE! I MR. REFEREE WILL ACT AS REFEREE! THE FIRST MEDABOT TO MAKE THE OTHER MEDABOTS FUNCTION CEASE WILL WIN!
MEDAFIGHTERS READY? ROBATTLE.
Butch: Beat this! Transport medabot!
* Suddenly a spitfire medabot appears in front of him *
Ikki: Metabee combine your seeker missiles with your gun and attack!!!
* Metabee dose as told and spitfire's function ceases *
Referee: Oh yeah! Big ones! Yeah!
Metabee: REF!!! DO YOUR JOB YOU SAD LONLEY BASTARD!!!
* Metabee fires his gun in the air and the ref gets back in focus *
Referee: FUNCTION CEASED! THE WINNER IS METABEE!!!
Ikki: All right!!! We did it!
* Butch is crying in a corner *
Butch: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YOU BEAT ME! WELL A WIN IS A WIN. HERE. TAKE THIS.WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
* Butch gave Ikki a card with a number on it *
Butch: It's a password. Tell it to James when you meet him. He's at the south end of the bridge.
Caron: All right Ikki!!! And you butch…DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING CRYBABY YOU WUSS!!!
* Caron kisses Ikki and they start heading to the south end of the bridge *
Metabee: (singing) Off to the south we go! The south we go! The south we go!
Ikki: Work on your voice Metabee! Your singing sucks!!!
* Metabee falls down anime style *