DJ D: Welcome back! Get ready for some RECESS!!!
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It was the recess bell and everyone was running outside.
Stone Cold didn't want to play anything; he was in a chair drinking his 15th Root Beer.
Rock (shouting): If you want to play kickball come over here! 6th, 7th and 8th only!
Everyone that wanted to come came.
Rock, Jericho, Test, Bubba Ray, RVD, Rusty, DJ D (that's me), Edge, HHH, Big Show, Taker, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, and Cat Lea!
Rock: Captains will be Undertaker and me.
Rock: I pick Jericho.
Taker: I pick Cat Lea.
Rock: Kevin Nash.
Taker: Rusty.
Rock: DJ D
Taker: I wanted him; he is the best one. Test.
Rock: RVD.
Taker: Shawn Michaels.
Rock: HHH.
Taker: Big Show
Rock: Edge the jackass!
Taker: You left me with Bubba!!!
Rock's Team: Jericho, Kevin Nash, DJ D, RVD, HHH, Edge.
Taker's Team: Cat Lea, Rusty, Test, Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Bubba. Rock: Like we picked first, you guys kick first!
Rock was pitcher, Jericho first base, Nash second base, DJ D third base, RVD, Edge and HHH were outfielders.
Taker was up to kick.Rock slides the ball, and Taker kicks it to third, DJ D throws it to first but it was too late because Undertaker go their first with his motorcycle.
DJ D: That isn't fair TAKER!!
Taker: Rock never said the rules did he?
Cat Lea was next.Rock slides the ball, and Cat Lea kicks it the outfield where HHH caught it but he dropped it.
Rock: YOU ARE A DUMBASS!!
HHH: SORRY!!!
Taker was in third base; Cat Lea was in first.
Rusty was up.Rock slides the ball and Rusty kicks it as hard as he could but it only moved one foot, Rock ran and threw the ball to first! ONE OUT!
Rock's: 0 Taker's: 1
Cat Lea was in Second base.
Test.Rock slides the ball and Test kicks it to Rock but Rock catches it. TWO OUTS!
Shawn Michaels.Rock slides the ball and Shawn Michaels kicks it to the outfield where HHH once again catches it but drops it.
Rock: HEY HEY, look, HHH go to Left and RVD go to Right.
Big Show.Rock slides the ball and Big Show hits it to Left and HHH catches it but drops it again.
Rock: You fag!!!
The bases were loaded.
Bubba.Rock slides the ball, Bubba kicks it straight to first and Jericho caught it.
3 OUTS!!
Taker's 2 Rock's 0!
Taker was pitcher, Cat Lea first, Rusty second, Test third, Michaels, Big Show and Bubba were outfielders!
Rock was up.Taker slides the ball and The Rock kicks the damn ball all way to where Bubba was. It landed in back of Bubba.
Bubba: Hey Big Show, where is the ball?
Big Show: In back of you meatball!
Rock was already on third. Bubba threw the ball to Taker.
Jericho.Taker slides the ball and Jericho hits it to the outfield.
Big Show and Bubba: Hey Michaels, where is the ball?
Michaels: Right there.
Bubba runs.
Rock reached home. Jericho reached 3rd base.
Kevin Nash.Taker slid the ball and Kevin kicked the ball to hell and made a home run.
Rock's 3 Taker's 2
The rest, everybody got out! No more points.
They kept playing.
Undertaker and Cat Lea went to talk to Kane.
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Stone Cold was in his 45th Root Beer by now.
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Jeff Hardy was eating his skittles, when he heard someone.
Lana: I LOVE YOU JEFF!!
Jeff started shivering.
Lita: What is it Jeff?
Jeff: Who said that that they love me?
Lita: I didn't hear anything.
Lana: I will tickle you now!
Jeff: You heard that??
Lita: NO!
Jeff starts laughing; he can't stop!
Lita: You jerk; I thought you were in trouble for real. I am leaving Jeff!
Jeff couldn't stop laughing until Lita left.
Lana: Now that your little friend left, you will now obey me!
Jeff: Who are you? What do you want?
Lana: I am your worst nightmare pal!
Jeff: You are...my dead grandmother right? She used to tickle me, make me obey her, scare...
Lana: Shut up Jeff!
Everyone looked at Jeff like if he was crazy!*
*Remember, Lana is a ghost!
Jeff: So you are not my grandmother?
Lana: NO!!!!
Jeff starts crying.
Lana: Stop crying and if you do me this one favor, I will give you 20 bags of King Size Skittles!
Jeff stops crying; wipes his tears.
Jeff: OK!! What do I have to do?
Lana: Dance around NAKED in the playground!
Jeff did it and he looked...
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Everyone was laughing!
Molly on the other hand was getting mad!
Hayley: Put on your clothes Jeff. So we can play.
Becky: Yeah, let's go Jeffy!
Ashley: Come on Jeff, we are going to play Spin the Bottle, Lesbian style, but with you in it.
Jeff: Oh...oh ok!
Suddenly, 20 bags of skittles fall on Jeff's head.
Jeff: OUCH!! Hey cool! Thanks Grandma!!!
Becky, Ashley, and Hayley: Where is your grandma?
Jeff: In heaven, she send me all these beautiful skittles! Want some?
ALL: Ok!
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Update: Brock Lesnar and Macho Man, were still inside the school fainted.
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Trish: Caitlin, will you go with him yes or no?
Caitlin: He is a sweety, but I don't know if he is my type.
Trish: Don't worry, he is a boy, you are a girl. Just talk to him and make up your mine, ok?
Caitlin: Yes...Ok!
Trish: Let's go.
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Kane: She is really nice, she looks like...like...like...A MOVIE STAR!! Yeah!
Taker: Cat, tell Kane what to do.
Cat: Just talk to her, do you like her YES or NO?
Kane: YES, NO, I don't know.
Cat: YES OR NO!
Kane: Yes!!
Cat: Well then, go talk to her.
Taker: Yeah, go talk to her.
Cat: Tell her how you feel.
Taker: And tell her how you feel.
Cat: Don't be nervous.
Taker: And don't be nervous.
Cat: Be confident.
Taker: Yeah, be confi...
Cat: SHUT UP!!!
Taker: Hey Kane, is that her?
Kane: Yeah.
Taker: Go for it.
Caitlin: Can we talk privately?
Kane: Well Taker, she wants you, talk to her privately!!
Taker: Not me, YOU!
Kane: Oh.
Taker, Cat Lea, and Trish get together behind the bushes.
Kane: I was wondering, if you would...uhhh...would like to go with me to the dance?
Caitlin: Well, you are a sweetie, you are cool, but I need to know you better. How about we take a walk on the park today and talk, so I can decide if I should go with you or not.
Kane: Ok Caitlin. Well, pick you up at 7?
Caitlin: You don't even know where I live. How about I wait for you there at 8, so we can make it a little more romantic.
Kane: Ok. Well see you.
Caitlin: See you.
Kane: Wait...
Caitlin: Yes?
Kane kisses her in the cheek.
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Stone Cold was in his 65th Root Beer.
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Matt: Hey Cat, what you doing?
Cat: Nothing.
Matt: Guess who I am going to the dance with?
Cat: Lita?
Matt: The school nurse. Isn't that fantastic?
Cat: That wrinkled ol bitch? EWWWWWWWWW!
Matt: You know what? You need a Mattitude adjustment.
Cat slaps him: Shut up Matt.
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William (Muttering) Regal: Where is that bloody Rock!!!
Rock was in the swings with Jericho.
William found him.
William: You like badmouthing my language accent? Well come on!!
Rock: I am going to kick your ROODY POO Candy ass!!!
Rock sticked him straight in his nose and started bleeding.
Rock (imitating Regal): Now you have a bloody nose!
William started crying.
Rock stood over him and then raised his hand.
Whole school: Rocky!! Rocky!! Rocky!!
Then everyone returned to what they were doing.
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Jazmyne: What do you want to do?
Tyra: Shut up.
Jazmyne: You are so mean Tyra.
Tyra: Ok, we'll play "IT". But only the two of us. You're it, NO TAGBACKS, HAHA!
Jazmyne: Then who would I tag?
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Stone Cold was in his 100th Root Beer!
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DJ D: I thought this was too long, so I will ask you, should I do Recess 2 next chapter, or Lunch? It's your choice! What did you think of this chapter? I thought it wasn't that funny! What was the funniest scene in this chapter? Bye and have a nice day!
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RINGGGGGGGGGGG
It was the recess bell and everyone was running outside.
Stone Cold didn't want to play anything; he was in a chair drinking his 15th Root Beer.
Rock (shouting): If you want to play kickball come over here! 6th, 7th and 8th only!
Everyone that wanted to come came.
Rock, Jericho, Test, Bubba Ray, RVD, Rusty, DJ D (that's me), Edge, HHH, Big Show, Taker, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, and Cat Lea!
Rock: Captains will be Undertaker and me.
Rock: I pick Jericho.
Taker: I pick Cat Lea.
Rock: Kevin Nash.
Taker: Rusty.
Rock: DJ D
Taker: I wanted him; he is the best one. Test.
Rock: RVD.
Taker: Shawn Michaels.
Rock: HHH.
Taker: Big Show
Rock: Edge the jackass!
Taker: You left me with Bubba!!!
Rock's Team: Jericho, Kevin Nash, DJ D, RVD, HHH, Edge.
Taker's Team: Cat Lea, Rusty, Test, Shawn Michaels, Big Show, Bubba. Rock: Like we picked first, you guys kick first!
Rock was pitcher, Jericho first base, Nash second base, DJ D third base, RVD, Edge and HHH were outfielders.
Taker was up to kick.Rock slides the ball, and Taker kicks it to third, DJ D throws it to first but it was too late because Undertaker go their first with his motorcycle.
DJ D: That isn't fair TAKER!!
Taker: Rock never said the rules did he?
Cat Lea was next.Rock slides the ball, and Cat Lea kicks it the outfield where HHH caught it but he dropped it.
Rock: YOU ARE A DUMBASS!!
HHH: SORRY!!!
Taker was in third base; Cat Lea was in first.
Rusty was up.Rock slides the ball and Rusty kicks it as hard as he could but it only moved one foot, Rock ran and threw the ball to first! ONE OUT!
Rock's: 0 Taker's: 1
Cat Lea was in Second base.
Test.Rock slides the ball and Test kicks it to Rock but Rock catches it. TWO OUTS!
Shawn Michaels.Rock slides the ball and Shawn Michaels kicks it to the outfield where HHH once again catches it but drops it.
Rock: HEY HEY, look, HHH go to Left and RVD go to Right.
Big Show.Rock slides the ball and Big Show hits it to Left and HHH catches it but drops it again.
Rock: You fag!!!
The bases were loaded.
Bubba.Rock slides the ball, Bubba kicks it straight to first and Jericho caught it.
3 OUTS!!
Taker's 2 Rock's 0!
Taker was pitcher, Cat Lea first, Rusty second, Test third, Michaels, Big Show and Bubba were outfielders!
Rock was up.Taker slides the ball and The Rock kicks the damn ball all way to where Bubba was. It landed in back of Bubba.
Bubba: Hey Big Show, where is the ball?
Big Show: In back of you meatball!
Rock was already on third. Bubba threw the ball to Taker.
Jericho.Taker slides the ball and Jericho hits it to the outfield.
Big Show and Bubba: Hey Michaels, where is the ball?
Michaels: Right there.
Bubba runs.
Rock reached home. Jericho reached 3rd base.
Kevin Nash.Taker slid the ball and Kevin kicked the ball to hell and made a home run.
Rock's 3 Taker's 2
The rest, everybody got out! No more points.
They kept playing.
Undertaker and Cat Lea went to talk to Kane.
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Stone Cold was in his 45th Root Beer by now.
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Jeff Hardy was eating his skittles, when he heard someone.
Lana: I LOVE YOU JEFF!!
Jeff started shivering.
Lita: What is it Jeff?
Jeff: Who said that that they love me?
Lita: I didn't hear anything.
Lana: I will tickle you now!
Jeff: You heard that??
Lita: NO!
Jeff starts laughing; he can't stop!
Lita: You jerk; I thought you were in trouble for real. I am leaving Jeff!
Jeff couldn't stop laughing until Lita left.
Lana: Now that your little friend left, you will now obey me!
Jeff: Who are you? What do you want?
Lana: I am your worst nightmare pal!
Jeff: You are...my dead grandmother right? She used to tickle me, make me obey her, scare...
Lana: Shut up Jeff!
Everyone looked at Jeff like if he was crazy!*
*Remember, Lana is a ghost!
Jeff: So you are not my grandmother?
Lana: NO!!!!
Jeff starts crying.
Lana: Stop crying and if you do me this one favor, I will give you 20 bags of King Size Skittles!
Jeff stops crying; wipes his tears.
Jeff: OK!! What do I have to do?
Lana: Dance around NAKED in the playground!
Jeff did it and he looked...
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Everyone was laughing!
Molly on the other hand was getting mad!
Hayley: Put on your clothes Jeff. So we can play.
Becky: Yeah, let's go Jeffy!
Ashley: Come on Jeff, we are going to play Spin the Bottle, Lesbian style, but with you in it.
Jeff: Oh...oh ok!
Suddenly, 20 bags of skittles fall on Jeff's head.
Jeff: OUCH!! Hey cool! Thanks Grandma!!!
Becky, Ashley, and Hayley: Where is your grandma?
Jeff: In heaven, she send me all these beautiful skittles! Want some?
ALL: Ok!
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Update: Brock Lesnar and Macho Man, were still inside the school fainted.
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Trish: Caitlin, will you go with him yes or no?
Caitlin: He is a sweety, but I don't know if he is my type.
Trish: Don't worry, he is a boy, you are a girl. Just talk to him and make up your mine, ok?
Caitlin: Yes...Ok!
Trish: Let's go.
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Kane: She is really nice, she looks like...like...like...A MOVIE STAR!! Yeah!
Taker: Cat, tell Kane what to do.
Cat: Just talk to her, do you like her YES or NO?
Kane: YES, NO, I don't know.
Cat: YES OR NO!
Kane: Yes!!
Cat: Well then, go talk to her.
Taker: Yeah, go talk to her.
Cat: Tell her how you feel.
Taker: And tell her how you feel.
Cat: Don't be nervous.
Taker: And don't be nervous.
Cat: Be confident.
Taker: Yeah, be confi...
Cat: SHUT UP!!!
Taker: Hey Kane, is that her?
Kane: Yeah.
Taker: Go for it.
Caitlin: Can we talk privately?
Kane: Well Taker, she wants you, talk to her privately!!
Taker: Not me, YOU!
Kane: Oh.
Taker, Cat Lea, and Trish get together behind the bushes.
Kane: I was wondering, if you would...uhhh...would like to go with me to the dance?
Caitlin: Well, you are a sweetie, you are cool, but I need to know you better. How about we take a walk on the park today and talk, so I can decide if I should go with you or not.
Kane: Ok Caitlin. Well, pick you up at 7?
Caitlin: You don't even know where I live. How about I wait for you there at 8, so we can make it a little more romantic.
Kane: Ok. Well see you.
Caitlin: See you.
Kane: Wait...
Caitlin: Yes?
Kane kisses her in the cheek.
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Stone Cold was in his 65th Root Beer.
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Matt: Hey Cat, what you doing?
Cat: Nothing.
Matt: Guess who I am going to the dance with?
Cat: Lita?
Matt: The school nurse. Isn't that fantastic?
Cat: That wrinkled ol bitch? EWWWWWWWWW!
Matt: You know what? You need a Mattitude adjustment.
Cat slaps him: Shut up Matt.
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William (Muttering) Regal: Where is that bloody Rock!!!
Rock was in the swings with Jericho.
William found him.
William: You like badmouthing my language accent? Well come on!!
Rock: I am going to kick your ROODY POO Candy ass!!!
Rock sticked him straight in his nose and started bleeding.
Rock (imitating Regal): Now you have a bloody nose!
William started crying.
Rock stood over him and then raised his hand.
Whole school: Rocky!! Rocky!! Rocky!!
Then everyone returned to what they were doing.
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Jazmyne: What do you want to do?
Tyra: Shut up.
Jazmyne: You are so mean Tyra.
Tyra: Ok, we'll play "IT". But only the two of us. You're it, NO TAGBACKS, HAHA!
Jazmyne: Then who would I tag?
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Stone Cold was in his 100th Root Beer!
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DJ D: I thought this was too long, so I will ask you, should I do Recess 2 next chapter, or Lunch? It's your choice! What did you think of this chapter? I thought it wasn't that funny! What was the funniest scene in this chapter? Bye and have a nice day!