Chapter3
The second battle
Ikki: I guess this is it
caron is giving ikki a hiky
Ikki: this rocks so hard!!! oh yeah !!!give it to me!!!
Metabee: what are you talking about??? it's a dump!!!
Metabee notices that ikki is talking about caron
Metabee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE OUT ON YOUR OWN TIME GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE GOT A JOB TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikki: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CARON WELL DO IT LATER OK????
Caron is sad
Caron:fine.
Ikki: on the paper It sais yell out james and the number.so JAMES 32534004!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly a man in an old shaggy cloak comes out of nowhere
James: im here. lets robattle.
Suddenly the referee pops out of a pile of garbage.
Referee is looking at pornography
Referee: oh yeah!gimme a stiffy! gimme a stiffy!
Referee starts licking the pictures of the women
Metabee shoots him with his gun
Metabee: LETS GO YOU FUCKIN PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WERE WASTIN DAYLIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!HEY LEMME SEE THAT MAGAZINE WHEN WERE DONE OK???
Referee: NO WAY!!!! neway.I DECLARE THIS A SUBMISSION ROBATTLE !I MISTER REFEREE WILL ACT AS REFEREE! METAFIGHTERS READY? ROBATTLE!
Referee goes into a dark corner and starts to jack off
Metabee: damn that referee.
James: TRANSPORT METABOT!
Cyandog appears
Metabee: oh please. a cyandog??? Lets get this over with.
Ikki: shoot him down.
Metabee shoots only one measly bullet traveling at 10 mph and hits cyandog.
Cyandogs metal falls out.
Ikki: OH CMON!!!!!!!THAT WAS TOO EASY!!!!!!
Referee: oh yeah!!! that's the stuff!!! oh yeah!!!
A street mutt is giving the referee head
Metabee: REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR PERVERTED ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: YEAH. WHATEVER. FUNCTION CEASED. BLAH BLAH BLAH. OH YEAH DOGGY!!! BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: awww shit. fair is fair. Have your stupid card.
James hands ikki a card with numbers on it.
Ikki: all right! Hey James. U got a bed newhere?
James: yeah over there.
Ikki: all right!!!! come on caron!!!
Caron blushes and walks over to the bed.
Caron and ikki start to strip
Caron and ikki start having sex
Caron: my mom would be so pissed if she knew u stole my virginity!
Ikki: too bad! oh yeah! give it!
Metabee sees someone walking by with a neutranurse
Metabee: what could it hurt?
Metabee goes over to neutranurse grabs her and starts to screw around with her!
Metabee: oh yeah! Suck my knuts!!! oh yeah!!! Grab my pipe!!!!!
Ikki: I guess this is it
caron is giving ikki a hiky
Ikki: this rocks so hard!!! oh yeah !!!give it to me!!!
Metabee: what are you talking about??? it's a dump!!!
Metabee notices that ikki is talking about caron
Metabee: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKE OUT ON YOUR OWN TIME GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE GOT A JOB TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikki: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CARON WELL DO IT LATER OK????
Caron is sad
Caron:fine.
Ikki: on the paper It sais yell out james and the number.so JAMES 32534004!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly a man in an old shaggy cloak comes out of nowhere
James: im here. lets robattle.
Suddenly the referee pops out of a pile of garbage.
Referee is looking at pornography
Referee: oh yeah!gimme a stiffy! gimme a stiffy!
Referee starts licking the pictures of the women
Metabee shoots him with his gun
Metabee: LETS GO YOU FUCKIN PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WERE WASTIN DAYLIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!HEY LEMME SEE THAT MAGAZINE WHEN WERE DONE OK???
Referee: NO WAY!!!! neway.I DECLARE THIS A SUBMISSION ROBATTLE !I MISTER REFEREE WILL ACT AS REFEREE! METAFIGHTERS READY? ROBATTLE!
Referee goes into a dark corner and starts to jack off
Metabee: damn that referee.
James: TRANSPORT METABOT!
Cyandog appears
Metabee: oh please. a cyandog??? Lets get this over with.
Ikki: shoot him down.
Metabee shoots only one measly bullet traveling at 10 mph and hits cyandog.
Cyandogs metal falls out.
Ikki: OH CMON!!!!!!!THAT WAS TOO EASY!!!!!!
Referee: oh yeah!!! that's the stuff!!! oh yeah!!!
A street mutt is giving the referee head
Metabee: REFEREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR PERVERTED ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: YEAH. WHATEVER. FUNCTION CEASED. BLAH BLAH BLAH. OH YEAH DOGGY!!! BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: awww shit. fair is fair. Have your stupid card.
James hands ikki a card with numbers on it.
Ikki: all right! Hey James. U got a bed newhere?
James: yeah over there.
Ikki: all right!!!! come on caron!!!
Caron blushes and walks over to the bed.
Caron and ikki start to strip
Caron and ikki start having sex
Caron: my mom would be so pissed if she knew u stole my virginity!
Ikki: too bad! oh yeah! give it!
Metabee sees someone walking by with a neutranurse
Metabee: what could it hurt?
Metabee goes over to neutranurse grabs her and starts to screw around with her!
Metabee: oh yeah! Suck my knuts!!! oh yeah!!! Grab my pipe!!!!!