DJ D: I changed my mind, and decided to make the next chapter a little
about everything chapter. Well, hope you enjoy and please, I beg you,
please review!
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Rey Mysterio was sent to the office by Hogan to tell Vince what he had done.
Rey knocked on Vince's office.
Linda opens the door.
Linda: Hi. May I help you?
Rey: Mr. Hogan sent me to the office to tell him what I did today.
Linda: Did you get in trouble?
Rey: Uhhh.I think I should talk to the principal about this.
Linda: Ok. (Talking to Vince) Hey Vince, there is a little kid out here that got sent here from Mr. Hogan's class.
Vince walked toward the door: Come in kid. Sit right there. What is the problem?
Rey: Mr. McMahon, Mr. Hogan sent me here to tell you that I am a really smart kid and that he is having problems with the kids, because they don't get to participate and I can't help it saying the right answer and he gets frustrated that he can't teach me because I even know more than him.
Vince: Ohhhh.so that's the problem. Well, Linda, go to Mr. Hogan's class and call him and then you stay there to take care of the kids.
Linda walked out of the door.
Vince was writing something on a white sheet of paper.
Mr. Hogan walked in.
Hogan: Hi Mr. McMahon.
Vince: I see this kid has a problem with you and the kids in your class, so he won't cause anymore problems, I will move him up one grade.
Hogan: Ok sir.
Vince: Let little Rey Rey get his backpack and stuff. *******************
Last time in the 8th Grade class.
New Teacher: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
RINGGGGGGGGG
New Teacher: Go to Recess and we will talk later.
After Recess!
N.T.: Welcome to class kids. I will now write my name on the board.
NT wrote his name starting with an R, then an I, and a C. Then his last name, F, L, A, I, R.
Yes, you guessed right. RIC FLAIR!
Readers start cheering.
Ric (talking to all the readers): Yes, Yes, I am Ric Flair, but don't get too happy, I will work as a heel!
Readers: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DJ D: Uhh Ric, go back to teaching.
Ric: Oh sorry D, I was getting carried away!
Readers: What?!
Ric: Stop that.
Readers: What?!
DJ D: Stop that people, that's not good!
Readers: What?!
DJ D: Like I write this story, I will make a truck run over all of you.
The truck ran over all the readers.
DJ D: Ok. Start the class Ric.
Ric: Ok. (Talking to the class now): I want to know everybody's names.
Everyone told them their names.
Someone: I am your Olympic Hero!
Someone 2: And this is my 5th School! I been to FIVE, FIVE SCHOOLS in the past!!!
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DJ D: I know you wanted to see more of them. I will be back with an update on them.
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The bell rang for everybody to come in.
The Rock and the rest of the class went into their class.
Rock: Whoa, Terri, how effective your breasts are!
Terri: Thanks!
Brock and Macho were still in the floor.
Rock saw the time. It said 3:04.
Rock got in a chair and changed it back to 2:30.
Rock: Ok people; get in a line on the side. Terri come. We have to wake up Lesnar and Macho, after they wake up, take of your bra, and put it right in Macho's face. BOYS and LESBIANS, turn around, I don't want you to faint.
All the boys and.and the boys turned around. Terri threw water over Lesnar. Lesnar woke up.
Rock: Lesnar, go to the wall again and turn around, we are doing an experiment.
Lesnar: Ok
Macho got woken up.
Macho: MADNE.
Terri took off her **********CENSORED************!
Macho again fainted. Terri put her bra on and her blouse.
Rock: Thanks Terri. Now let's go.
As they walked out, Bischoff and Heyman were sweeping the floors.
Bischoff: Where are you guys going?
Rock: Terri, do your thing.
Terri put her breasts in Heyman and Bischoff's face.
Bischoff was the only one that fainted.
Heyman: That is nasty!
Heyman was gay.
Rock: Lesnar, do your thing.
Lesnar: With pleasure.
Rock: Turn around everyone, this is too nasty to see.
Lesnar unzipped his pants, and ***********CENSORED**********!!!
Heyman fainted.
Rock: Before we go, anybody need to use the bathroom?
Everyone raised his or her hands.
You'll never believe what Rock told them to do.
Everyone pooped and peed on Heyman and Bischoff.
Rock: Ready? Let's go!
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DJ D: I know this was nasty as hell; I couldn't help it!
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Ric Flair: Class, we have a new kid. Well, two new kids. Say hello to Booker T and Kurt Angle!!! Booker T comes in and does the spinaroonie.
Readers: YAY!!!! WOOOHOO!!
DJ D: CUT THE STORY!!! Readers, I thought a truck ran over you!
Readers: WE ARE GHOSTS!!! MUAHHAHAHAH!!
DJ D: I have no choice now!!!! Resume the story!
Kurt Angle then came in with a flag in his hand singing Star Spangled Banner.
Readers: BOOOOOOOOOOO!! You suck Kurt! OLYMPIC BALD ASS!!
Ric: Settle down readers. Kurt and Booker, sit in the back. Today, we will learn how to multiply!!
Readers: BORINGGGGGG!!!
Ric: I am not teaching you READERS, I am teaching the class!
DJ D: CUT!!!! Readers, you will die forever!
And the readers died forever.
DJ D: Resume the story.
Ric: Who knows how to multiply?
Cat Lea Hardy raises her hand.
Ric: Now come on and do this problem on the board. 2 Times 100,000,000,000! Class, you try to do the problem too.
Booker T was desperately trying to figure out the answer!
Kurt Angle had an answer on his paper already.
Cat Lea wrote the answer on the board, she wrote, 100,000,000,000 and next to it, with a space, 100,000,000,000!
Booker T raised his hand.
Booker: That is not the answer.
Ric: I know it isn't. Do you know it? Booker: Yes, it's 100,000,000,000,100,000,000,000!
Kurt: No it isn't, it's MILK 100% Good you dummy!!
Ric: Nope, it's 200,000,000,000!
Kurt: I pledge allegiance that the answer is wrong.
Ric: I will have to teach you.
And so he did.
Ric: Tyra and Shawn Michaels come up.
Tyra and Shawn Michaels were missing.
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DJ D: Laterz and have a nice day. Hope you enjoyed it. Please Review!
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Rey Mysterio was sent to the office by Hogan to tell Vince what he had done.
Rey knocked on Vince's office.
Linda opens the door.
Linda: Hi. May I help you?
Rey: Mr. Hogan sent me to the office to tell him what I did today.
Linda: Did you get in trouble?
Rey: Uhhh.I think I should talk to the principal about this.
Linda: Ok. (Talking to Vince) Hey Vince, there is a little kid out here that got sent here from Mr. Hogan's class.
Vince walked toward the door: Come in kid. Sit right there. What is the problem?
Rey: Mr. McMahon, Mr. Hogan sent me here to tell you that I am a really smart kid and that he is having problems with the kids, because they don't get to participate and I can't help it saying the right answer and he gets frustrated that he can't teach me because I even know more than him.
Vince: Ohhhh.so that's the problem. Well, Linda, go to Mr. Hogan's class and call him and then you stay there to take care of the kids.
Linda walked out of the door.
Vince was writing something on a white sheet of paper.
Mr. Hogan walked in.
Hogan: Hi Mr. McMahon.
Vince: I see this kid has a problem with you and the kids in your class, so he won't cause anymore problems, I will move him up one grade.
Hogan: Ok sir.
Vince: Let little Rey Rey get his backpack and stuff. *******************
Last time in the 8th Grade class.
New Teacher: WOOOOOOOOOOO!
RINGGGGGGGGG
New Teacher: Go to Recess and we will talk later.
After Recess!
N.T.: Welcome to class kids. I will now write my name on the board.
NT wrote his name starting with an R, then an I, and a C. Then his last name, F, L, A, I, R.
Yes, you guessed right. RIC FLAIR!
Readers start cheering.
Ric (talking to all the readers): Yes, Yes, I am Ric Flair, but don't get too happy, I will work as a heel!
Readers: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DJ D: Uhh Ric, go back to teaching.
Ric: Oh sorry D, I was getting carried away!
Readers: What?!
Ric: Stop that.
Readers: What?!
DJ D: Stop that people, that's not good!
Readers: What?!
DJ D: Like I write this story, I will make a truck run over all of you.
The truck ran over all the readers.
DJ D: Ok. Start the class Ric.
Ric: Ok. (Talking to the class now): I want to know everybody's names.
Everyone told them their names.
Someone: I am your Olympic Hero!
Someone 2: And this is my 5th School! I been to FIVE, FIVE SCHOOLS in the past!!!
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DJ D: I know you wanted to see more of them. I will be back with an update on them.
********************
The bell rang for everybody to come in.
The Rock and the rest of the class went into their class.
Rock: Whoa, Terri, how effective your breasts are!
Terri: Thanks!
Brock and Macho were still in the floor.
Rock saw the time. It said 3:04.
Rock got in a chair and changed it back to 2:30.
Rock: Ok people; get in a line on the side. Terri come. We have to wake up Lesnar and Macho, after they wake up, take of your bra, and put it right in Macho's face. BOYS and LESBIANS, turn around, I don't want you to faint.
All the boys and.and the boys turned around. Terri threw water over Lesnar. Lesnar woke up.
Rock: Lesnar, go to the wall again and turn around, we are doing an experiment.
Lesnar: Ok
Macho got woken up.
Macho: MADNE.
Terri took off her **********CENSORED************!
Macho again fainted. Terri put her bra on and her blouse.
Rock: Thanks Terri. Now let's go.
As they walked out, Bischoff and Heyman were sweeping the floors.
Bischoff: Where are you guys going?
Rock: Terri, do your thing.
Terri put her breasts in Heyman and Bischoff's face.
Bischoff was the only one that fainted.
Heyman: That is nasty!
Heyman was gay.
Rock: Lesnar, do your thing.
Lesnar: With pleasure.
Rock: Turn around everyone, this is too nasty to see.
Lesnar unzipped his pants, and ***********CENSORED**********!!!
Heyman fainted.
Rock: Before we go, anybody need to use the bathroom?
Everyone raised his or her hands.
You'll never believe what Rock told them to do.
Everyone pooped and peed on Heyman and Bischoff.
Rock: Ready? Let's go!
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DJ D: I know this was nasty as hell; I couldn't help it!
*******************
Ric Flair: Class, we have a new kid. Well, two new kids. Say hello to Booker T and Kurt Angle!!! Booker T comes in and does the spinaroonie.
Readers: YAY!!!! WOOOHOO!!
DJ D: CUT THE STORY!!! Readers, I thought a truck ran over you!
Readers: WE ARE GHOSTS!!! MUAHHAHAHAH!!
DJ D: I have no choice now!!!! Resume the story!
Kurt Angle then came in with a flag in his hand singing Star Spangled Banner.
Readers: BOOOOOOOOOOO!! You suck Kurt! OLYMPIC BALD ASS!!
Ric: Settle down readers. Kurt and Booker, sit in the back. Today, we will learn how to multiply!!
Readers: BORINGGGGGG!!!
Ric: I am not teaching you READERS, I am teaching the class!
DJ D: CUT!!!! Readers, you will die forever!
And the readers died forever.
DJ D: Resume the story.
Ric: Who knows how to multiply?
Cat Lea Hardy raises her hand.
Ric: Now come on and do this problem on the board. 2 Times 100,000,000,000! Class, you try to do the problem too.
Booker T was desperately trying to figure out the answer!
Kurt Angle had an answer on his paper already.
Cat Lea wrote the answer on the board, she wrote, 100,000,000,000 and next to it, with a space, 100,000,000,000!
Booker T raised his hand.
Booker: That is not the answer.
Ric: I know it isn't. Do you know it? Booker: Yes, it's 100,000,000,000,100,000,000,000!
Kurt: No it isn't, it's MILK 100% Good you dummy!!
Ric: Nope, it's 200,000,000,000!
Kurt: I pledge allegiance that the answer is wrong.
Ric: I will have to teach you.
And so he did.
Ric: Tyra and Shawn Michaels come up.
Tyra and Shawn Michaels were missing.
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DJ D: Laterz and have a nice day. Hope you enjoyed it. Please Review!