Chapter 4 on the way to the lake
I am sorry for the REALLY REALLY bad pervertedness of the last chapter -_- ** I will try to make this one less nasty. well here ya go!
Ikki: ahhhh that round was good!
* ikki and caron are smoking a cigarette *
* metabee and neutranuerse are also smoking a cigarette *
Ikki: hey metabee.
Metabee: what?
Ikki: how can you smoke a cigarette if you don't have a mouth?
Metabee: I dunno. Its just one of those convenient errors the writers make.
Ikki: oh
^a few hours later^
Ikki: ok! Were off!
* Ikki goes into a heroic pose *
Metabee: uhhh ikki. Sorry to burst your bubble but off to where? We don't know where the lake is.
* ikki falls down anime style *
Ikki: GODDAMN YOU METABEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN THE MOMENT???????????????????
* ikki throws a coconut at metabee *
Metabee: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COCONUT????????????????????
Ikki: once again its one of those convenient things the writers forget to explain.
Metabee: ahhh. I see. Anyway. how are we going to get to the lake?
Ikki: you know that conveniently placed poster you found?
Metabee: yeah why?
* ikki points to a poster *
Ikki: there's another one.
* metabee walks over to the poster *
Metabee: to get to the lake go to the harbor by the fish bait shop and rent a canoe. Then go NW for about a mile. You'll end up on an island. In the very heart of the island there will be a lake. That is where I blaze am located. I play for MEDALS AND PARTS.
Ikki: looks like the stakes are higher than usual metabee. You wanna risk it?
Metabee: you bet! Now lets get to it!
^ after many fights because of ikki and caron makin out they arrive at the harbor ^
metabee: ok guys one more kiss and we gotta go!!!
Ikki: way ahead of you!
* ikki starts kissing carons neck then chest thin stomach and then they fall on each other and start makin out.
Metabee: YOU GUYS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WORE OUT THAT NEUTRANURSE SO IF I CANT MAKE OUT NOONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikki: OK OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUIN OUR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARON WERE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AAIN LATER OK???
Caron: ok.
*caron walks over to metabee and slaps him *
Caron: that's for ruining our fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now don't interrupt us again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when we get to my house!!!!!!!!!!!!
* caron is in amazon hell demon bitch mode *
Ikki: (whispering) see look what you did!
Metabee: you did it!
^ In the boat ^
Metabee: damn these hobos!
* metabee finds two hobos makin out in the boat and throws em overboard *
Ikki: there! Now off to the island thingy we go!
I am sorry for the REALLY REALLY bad pervertedness of the last chapter -_- ** I will try to make this one less nasty. well here ya go!
Ikki: ahhhh that round was good!
* ikki and caron are smoking a cigarette *
* metabee and neutranuerse are also smoking a cigarette *
Ikki: hey metabee.
Metabee: what?
Ikki: how can you smoke a cigarette if you don't have a mouth?
Metabee: I dunno. Its just one of those convenient errors the writers make.
Ikki: oh
^a few hours later^
Ikki: ok! Were off!
* Ikki goes into a heroic pose *
Metabee: uhhh ikki. Sorry to burst your bubble but off to where? We don't know where the lake is.
* ikki falls down anime style *
Ikki: GODDAMN YOU METABEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN THE MOMENT???????????????????
* ikki throws a coconut at metabee *
Metabee: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1HEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COCONUT????????????????????
Ikki: once again its one of those convenient things the writers forget to explain.
Metabee: ahhh. I see. Anyway. how are we going to get to the lake?
Ikki: you know that conveniently placed poster you found?
Metabee: yeah why?
* ikki points to a poster *
Ikki: there's another one.
* metabee walks over to the poster *
Metabee: to get to the lake go to the harbor by the fish bait shop and rent a canoe. Then go NW for about a mile. You'll end up on an island. In the very heart of the island there will be a lake. That is where I blaze am located. I play for MEDALS AND PARTS.
Ikki: looks like the stakes are higher than usual metabee. You wanna risk it?
Metabee: you bet! Now lets get to it!
^ after many fights because of ikki and caron makin out they arrive at the harbor ^
metabee: ok guys one more kiss and we gotta go!!!
Ikki: way ahead of you!
* ikki starts kissing carons neck then chest thin stomach and then they fall on each other and start makin out.
Metabee: YOU GUYS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WORE OUT THAT NEUTRANURSE SO IF I CANT MAKE OUT NOONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ikki: OK OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RUIN OUR FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CARON WERE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AAIN LATER OK???
Caron: ok.
*caron walks over to metabee and slaps him *
Caron: that's for ruining our fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now don't interrupt us again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when we get to my house!!!!!!!!!!!!
* caron is in amazon hell demon bitch mode *
Ikki: (whispering) see look what you did!
Metabee: you did it!
^ In the boat ^
Metabee: damn these hobos!
* metabee finds two hobos makin out in the boat and throws em overboard *
Ikki: there! Now off to the island thingy we go!