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A/N: Okay, this is an ALTERNATE REALITY FIC! Meaning that our favorite characters are now all on earth, but everything is basically similar, other than a slightly out of character hissy fit on Eagle's part which will come into play later...some slight Japanese lessons, before we begin...
watashi no kami-sama: oh my God
kawaii: cute
hentai: the slang term means pervert.
sugoi: awesome, wow, cool, etc.
Also:
are for thoughts
* * are for italics
Okay, then. Got it? Ready? Let's go!
Chapter 1
Eagle strolled casually down the hallway, green backpack slung over one shoulder.
"Hey, Eagle!" a random passerby yelled, "congratulations on the election, pres!"
Eagle smiled back in response, the cute little smile that he was so famous for.
"Thanks!" he called out, and continued on his way. Geo and Zazu came out of the metal shop classroom and fell in step beside him. Geo was laughing loudly at Zazu, whose bright red face offset his sweatdrop nicely.
"DETENTION!" Zazu hollered, brandishing a pink slip at Eagle.
"For what?" Eagle asked, taking the slip from Zazu's outraged and shaking hand. "Let's see- `For lewd and unfittingly disgusting behavior during class'?!" Eagle read, a slight hint of humor in his voice as he lifted amused eyes to look at his shorter friend.
"He was lookin' down the teacher's shirt in class!" Geo howled, practically doubled over laughing. Zazu kicked his much taller friend in the rear. Eagle hid a laugh behind his hand.
"You were looking down Miss Rachel's shirt?" he asked, one eyebrow arched at the furious Zazu. "Well then, sorry, buddy, but you were asking for it."
"You don't have to tell *me* that!" snapped Zazu. Miss Rachel was the prettiest teacher in school. She taught metal shop, which seemed funny at first, but the students soon learned that it was not a good idea to push the limits with her. One boy had harassed her the first day she worked there, and quickly regretted it. He was sent to the nurse with a broken arm and a month's detention for sexual harassment. Apparently, he had *really* pushed it, because Miss Rachel was usually very nice about the students flirting with her...she seemed used to it. It seemed, however, that Zazu had just been pushing his luck for too long with her. Despite the fact that they always misbehaved, Geo and Zazu were her favorite students. Zazu usually took advantage of her liking of him to hit on her in access, and she usually just brushed it off. Every once in a while though, she felt it was time to put him in his place. This was obviously one of those times.
Geo snickered again. "Hentai." he muttered. Zazu glared.
"Shut up!" he cried. For a few moments, the three friends were silent. Eagle stopped at his locker and worked the combination in. Shoving the door open, he dumped his bookbag on the floor and began rummaging through his locker. Suddenly, Zazu seemed to have a moment of epiphany. "Hey, Eagle! You won the election, didn't you?!" Without waiting for an answer, he began jumping up and down with excitement. "Right on, Eagle! Time for a little celebration..." With a wicked grin, Zazu pulled a thermos bottle out of his backpack and waved it at Eagle.
"What is that, Zazu?" Eagle said, eyeing it suspiciously. Zazu put on his "innocent" look, something his short stature and wide eyes made so much more affective.
"What do you *think* it is, Eagle Vision?" he asked, raising his eyebrows up and down, Charlie Chaplin style. Eagle sighed in over-exaggerated exasperation.
"I don't want any wine right now, thanks Zazu. I think I'll keep my position as president and avoid detention."
"Whadaya mean, `detention'?!" Zazu demanded. "Who's gonna know?"
At that moment, Miss Rachel walked by.
"You looking for another detention, Mr. Torque?" she asked teasingly. The innocent look returned.
"Whatever for, Miss Rachel?" he asked sweetly, batting his huge brown eyes up at her. She leaned in close to him.
"For the wine!" she whispered, then stood up again, swatting his head lightly and turning to go. "We'll let it slide this time if you put it away right now!" she called over her shoulder as she walked down the hall. Zazu stared after her, amazed.
"How'd she know?" His voice was full of astonishment. Eagle just laughed and yanked Zazu's snow cap down over his eyes.
"She just knows you too well! Now, let's see..." Eagle's voice trailed off as he pulled a piece of paper off of his locker door, where it had been taped. He read it slowly to himself.
"Well, what is it?" Geo asked. When Eagle didn't respond, Geo made an unintelligible noise of exasperation and grabbed the note.
"Hey! That's mine!" Eagle cried, jumping after the note. Geo was too much taller, however, and was built like a cadillac. He easily held his shorter, slimmer friend back with one hand as he read the note aloud.
"Eagle Vision: Please report to the office immediately after your late arrival this morning. There will be a Transfer student waiting for you there. As you are the new class president and the best all-around student we have here, we would very much appreciate it if you could show him around. Thank you." It was signed by their principal. Geo immediately began crowing with laughter. "Ooh, Eagle! You're the best all around student!" Eagle glared balefully at him.
"Shut up!"
"Eagle, I..I..." Geo put on an air of worshipfullness. "I just feel so honored to know you! Can I have your autograph?" He broke off, laughing. Zazu spoke up now too, a huge grin on his kawaii face.
"Yeah, I want one too, Mr. President! Can I have one? CanIcanIcanI?!" Eagle slammed his locker door shut and shouldered his backpack before heading for the office. The whole way down the hall, he could hear the howls of laughter of his friends. He shook his head.
"Imbeciles," he muttered, but couldn't help grinning.
~end of part one~
A/N: Well? Opinions? I hope they're good! Pleeeeeaaaaase review, I just love getting notes! Heh, am I annoyingly stupid or what? Yeah...don't know if I want you to answer that...and I'm shutting up now...
Š à=Ð/ Ð8 d ÿÿÿÿ Ð 8 t ² T
A/N: Okay, this is an ALTERNATE REALITY FIC! Meaning that our favorite characters are now all on earth, but everything is basically similar, other than a slightly out of character hissy fit on Eagle's part which will come into play later...some slight Japanese lessons, before we begin...
watashi no kami-sama: oh my God
kawaii: cute
hentai: the slang term means pervert.
sugoi: awesome, wow, cool, etc.
Also:
are for thoughts
* * are for italics
Okay, then. Got it? Ready? Let's go!
Chapter 1
Eagle strolled casually down the hallway, green backpack slung over one shoulder.
"Hey, Eagle!" a random passerby yelled, "congratulations on the election, pres!"
Eagle smiled back in response, the cute little smile that he was so famous for.
"Thanks!" he called out, and continued on his way. Geo and Zazu came out of the metal shop classroom and fell in step beside him. Geo was laughing loudly at Zazu, whose bright red face offset his sweatdrop nicely.
"DETENTION!" Zazu hollered, brandishing a pink slip at Eagle.
"For what?" Eagle asked, taking the slip from Zazu's outraged and shaking hand. "Let's see- `For lewd and unfittingly disgusting behavior during class'?!" Eagle read, a slight hint of humor in his voice as he lifted amused eyes to look at his shorter friend.
"He was lookin' down the teacher's shirt in class!" Geo howled, practically doubled over laughing. Zazu kicked his much taller friend in the rear. Eagle hid a laugh behind his hand.
"You were looking down Miss Rachel's shirt?" he asked, one eyebrow arched at the furious Zazu. "Well then, sorry, buddy, but you were asking for it."
"You don't have to tell *me* that!" snapped Zazu. Miss Rachel was the prettiest teacher in school. She taught metal shop, which seemed funny at first, but the students soon learned that it was not a good idea to push the limits with her. One boy had harassed her the first day she worked there, and quickly regretted it. He was sent to the nurse with a broken arm and a month's detention for sexual harassment. Apparently, he had *really* pushed it, because Miss Rachel was usually very nice about the students flirting with her...she seemed used to it. It seemed, however, that Zazu had just been pushing his luck for too long with her. Despite the fact that they always misbehaved, Geo and Zazu were her favorite students. Zazu usually took advantage of her liking of him to hit on her in access, and she usually just brushed it off. Every once in a while though, she felt it was time to put him in his place. This was obviously one of those times.
Geo snickered again. "Hentai." he muttered. Zazu glared.
"Shut up!" he cried. For a few moments, the three friends were silent. Eagle stopped at his locker and worked the combination in. Shoving the door open, he dumped his bookbag on the floor and began rummaging through his locker. Suddenly, Zazu seemed to have a moment of epiphany. "Hey, Eagle! You won the election, didn't you?!" Without waiting for an answer, he began jumping up and down with excitement. "Right on, Eagle! Time for a little celebration..." With a wicked grin, Zazu pulled a thermos bottle out of his backpack and waved it at Eagle.
"What is that, Zazu?" Eagle said, eyeing it suspiciously. Zazu put on his "innocent" look, something his short stature and wide eyes made so much more affective.
"What do you *think* it is, Eagle Vision?" he asked, raising his eyebrows up and down, Charlie Chaplin style. Eagle sighed in over-exaggerated exasperation.
"I don't want any wine right now, thanks Zazu. I think I'll keep my position as president and avoid detention."
"Whadaya mean, `detention'?!" Zazu demanded. "Who's gonna know?"
At that moment, Miss Rachel walked by.
"You looking for another detention, Mr. Torque?" she asked teasingly. The innocent look returned.
"Whatever for, Miss Rachel?" he asked sweetly, batting his huge brown eyes up at her. She leaned in close to him.
"For the wine!" she whispered, then stood up again, swatting his head lightly and turning to go. "We'll let it slide this time if you put it away right now!" she called over her shoulder as she walked down the hall. Zazu stared after her, amazed.
"How'd she know?" His voice was full of astonishment. Eagle just laughed and yanked Zazu's snow cap down over his eyes.
"She just knows you too well! Now, let's see..." Eagle's voice trailed off as he pulled a piece of paper off of his locker door, where it had been taped. He read it slowly to himself.
"Well, what is it?" Geo asked. When Eagle didn't respond, Geo made an unintelligible noise of exasperation and grabbed the note.
"Hey! That's mine!" Eagle cried, jumping after the note. Geo was too much taller, however, and was built like a cadillac. He easily held his shorter, slimmer friend back with one hand as he read the note aloud.
"Eagle Vision: Please report to the office immediately after your late arrival this morning. There will be a Transfer student waiting for you there. As you are the new class president and the best all-around student we have here, we would very much appreciate it if you could show him around. Thank you." It was signed by their principal. Geo immediately began crowing with laughter. "Ooh, Eagle! You're the best all around student!" Eagle glared balefully at him.
"Shut up!"
"Eagle, I..I..." Geo put on an air of worshipfullness. "I just feel so honored to know you! Can I have your autograph?" He broke off, laughing. Zazu spoke up now too, a huge grin on his kawaii face.
"Yeah, I want one too, Mr. President! Can I have one? CanIcanIcanI?!" Eagle slammed his locker door shut and shouldered his backpack before heading for the office. The whole way down the hall, he could hear the howls of laughter of his friends. He shook his head.
"Imbeciles," he muttered, but couldn't help grinning.
~end of part one~
A/N: Well? Opinions? I hope they're good! Pleeeeeaaaaase review, I just love getting notes! Heh, am I annoyingly stupid or what? Yeah...don't know if I want you to answer that...and I'm shutting up now...