DJ D: Hey peeps, Lunch is up next. It will be a short chapter.
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That was the lunch bell. Everybody came except Macho's class.
Matt was talking to Jeff while they got their food.
Jeff: You are stupid Matt.
Matt: You are! You know what? You need a Mattitude Adjustment!
Jeff: In the words of Chris Jericho, WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Matt: I will inject a dose of Mattitude on you!!!! You need a lot to learn!
Jeff: Aight, so you want to play like that? You need a Jeffitude adjustment!!! That will be my word now!
Matt: Don't copy me!
Cat Lea and Lita came. What is wrong with you guys!
Matt and Jeff: You know what? You need a Jeff/Mattitude Adjustment!
Cat Lea: You guys talking to me?
Matt and Jeff: YEAH!!!
Cat Lea kicked them straight in the stomach!
Lita: Matt, while you are down, who are you going to the dance with?
Matt: The school nurse!
Jeff hears that and his ahhhhs turn into laughs.
Matt: What is so funny?
Jeff: THAT WRINKLED OLD LADY?
Lita: You are a jerk Matt. I was looking to go out with you but no! I am leaving. Let's go Jeff and Kitty Kitty! Can I call you that?
Cat Lea: Uhhh.Nah!
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Jazmyne: Hey Tyra.Can I go sit with you?
Tyra: Of course not. I am going to go with Shane Helms. He is a cool, but boring, amazing, but a stupid SUPERHERO! And he is mine!
Jazmyne: What? Are you saying Shane is yours? Let me tell you this TYRA! I got tired of you choosing whom YOU want, but no; SHANE IS MINE!
Tyra: I am taking him to the dance.
Jazmyne: Ok! Take Shane Helms, but I will take REY REY then!
Tyra: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jazmyne gets rice from her tray and throws it to Tyra.
Tyra: You little twerp!!!!! I am going to beat the fuck out of you!!
Jazmyne: Not on my watch!
Jazmyne kicks her in the stomach and does the Eye of Hurricane on her.
Hurricane comes running.
Jazmyne: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it's Mighty Jazmyne!
Hurricane: To the HurriCycle!
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Outside
The Rock and his group are outside in the playground, having the time of their lives!
Amanda however is talking to RVD.
RVD: So dude.I mean Amanda, who are you taking to the dance?
Amanda: How about.YOU!!!
RVD: That is like so cool dude! I mean Amanda! Amanda: Well of course, everything is cool when you are A-M-A-N-D-A!!!
RVD: And, everything is cool TOO, when you are R-V-D!
RVD and Amanda start kissing each other!
Rock: Shane, call all the guys, we have a meeting.
Shane: Meeting with Rock! MEETING WITH ROCK!!
Everyone ran!
Rock: We have to go back to school.
ALL: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Rock: Isn't anyone hungry?
ALL: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Rock: Well then, we have to plan this out. If they see us come in, we will get in trouble. You see that ladder up there? We have to go to the roof.
ALL: But it's scary out there!!
Rock: I had been up there. There is a stairway that leads to the lunch. Let's all climb carefully, one at a time! Regal, you go first.
Regal: I am not going to that bloody roof!
Rock: GO!!!
Regal does as he was told.
Rock: Edge the Jackass, then RVD, then, Shane McMahon, then Amanda Snape, then, DVON Dudley, then, Molly Holly, then, Terri, Brock Lesnar and me!
Rock leads the way, and next thing you know, they were eating at the lunchroom!
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Becky, Ashley and Hayley followed Jeff.
Becky: Jeff, we want to know, who are you taking to the dance, Ashley, Hayley, or me?
Hayley and Ashley: Yeah! Jeff: How about we have a foursome and we dance together.
ALL: That is cool.
Jeff: It will be lesbianized too.
A,H, and B: What do you mean?
Jeff: Wouldn't you like to kiss each other too like in Spin the Bottle?
ALL: Yeah!
Jeff: It will be a foursome!
All the girls celebrate!
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RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
It was the bell to go back to their classes and get ready to leave.
ALL THE CLASSES GOT READY TO LEAVE!
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Out they go!
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Narrator: As you see, DJ D is mixing records for the upcoming dance. Next chapter he will show you the couples for the dance. It will be sort of a LONG chapter.
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RINGGGGGGGGGGG
That was the lunch bell. Everybody came except Macho's class.
Matt was talking to Jeff while they got their food.
Jeff: You are stupid Matt.
Matt: You are! You know what? You need a Mattitude Adjustment!
Jeff: In the words of Chris Jericho, WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Matt: I will inject a dose of Mattitude on you!!!! You need a lot to learn!
Jeff: Aight, so you want to play like that? You need a Jeffitude adjustment!!! That will be my word now!
Matt: Don't copy me!
Cat Lea and Lita came. What is wrong with you guys!
Matt and Jeff: You know what? You need a Jeff/Mattitude Adjustment!
Cat Lea: You guys talking to me?
Matt and Jeff: YEAH!!!
Cat Lea kicked them straight in the stomach!
Lita: Matt, while you are down, who are you going to the dance with?
Matt: The school nurse!
Jeff hears that and his ahhhhs turn into laughs.
Matt: What is so funny?
Jeff: THAT WRINKLED OLD LADY?
Lita: You are a jerk Matt. I was looking to go out with you but no! I am leaving. Let's go Jeff and Kitty Kitty! Can I call you that?
Cat Lea: Uhhh.Nah!
*********
Jazmyne: Hey Tyra.Can I go sit with you?
Tyra: Of course not. I am going to go with Shane Helms. He is a cool, but boring, amazing, but a stupid SUPERHERO! And he is mine!
Jazmyne: What? Are you saying Shane is yours? Let me tell you this TYRA! I got tired of you choosing whom YOU want, but no; SHANE IS MINE!
Tyra: I am taking him to the dance.
Jazmyne: Ok! Take Shane Helms, but I will take REY REY then!
Tyra: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jazmyne gets rice from her tray and throws it to Tyra.
Tyra: You little twerp!!!!! I am going to beat the fuck out of you!!
Jazmyne: Not on my watch!
Jazmyne kicks her in the stomach and does the Eye of Hurricane on her.
Hurricane comes running.
Jazmyne: Holy sidekick Hurricane, it's Mighty Jazmyne!
Hurricane: To the HurriCycle!
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Outside
The Rock and his group are outside in the playground, having the time of their lives!
Amanda however is talking to RVD.
RVD: So dude.I mean Amanda, who are you taking to the dance?
Amanda: How about.YOU!!!
RVD: That is like so cool dude! I mean Amanda! Amanda: Well of course, everything is cool when you are A-M-A-N-D-A!!!
RVD: And, everything is cool TOO, when you are R-V-D!
RVD and Amanda start kissing each other!
Rock: Shane, call all the guys, we have a meeting.
Shane: Meeting with Rock! MEETING WITH ROCK!!
Everyone ran!
Rock: We have to go back to school.
ALL: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Rock: Isn't anyone hungry?
ALL: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Rock: Well then, we have to plan this out. If they see us come in, we will get in trouble. You see that ladder up there? We have to go to the roof.
ALL: But it's scary out there!!
Rock: I had been up there. There is a stairway that leads to the lunch. Let's all climb carefully, one at a time! Regal, you go first.
Regal: I am not going to that bloody roof!
Rock: GO!!!
Regal does as he was told.
Rock: Edge the Jackass, then RVD, then, Shane McMahon, then Amanda Snape, then, DVON Dudley, then, Molly Holly, then, Terri, Brock Lesnar and me!
Rock leads the way, and next thing you know, they were eating at the lunchroom!
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Becky, Ashley and Hayley followed Jeff.
Becky: Jeff, we want to know, who are you taking to the dance, Ashley, Hayley, or me?
Hayley and Ashley: Yeah! Jeff: How about we have a foursome and we dance together.
ALL: That is cool.
Jeff: It will be lesbianized too.
A,H, and B: What do you mean?
Jeff: Wouldn't you like to kiss each other too like in Spin the Bottle?
ALL: Yeah!
Jeff: It will be a foursome!
All the girls celebrate!
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RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
It was the bell to go back to their classes and get ready to leave.
ALL THE CLASSES GOT READY TO LEAVE!
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Out they go!
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Narrator: As you see, DJ D is mixing records for the upcoming dance. Next chapter he will show you the couples for the dance. It will be sort of a LONG chapter.