Chapter 2: The Return of the Spade Federation
"We have Jedi coming to my assertiveness convention?!" Nute Gunray screamed.
"Yes Sir," a droid replied in its mechanized tone.
"But this means we will need 147,851 more toilets!" Gunray yelled.
"Toilets?" a nearby Duro asked, clearly confused.
"Yes, toilets, you nimwad!" Gunray yelled. "Those Jedi go to the bathroom a lot!"
"But Sir, only 2 Jedi are coming," the Duro countered.
"2 JEDI! I thought there was only one! We'll need 100,000,000,000,001 toilets now!" Gunray yelled histaricly.
"But Sir, the Spade Federation Flagship doesn't have that many toilets," a droid complained.
"Then we're going to Toiletries R' Us!" Nute Gunray yelled psychotically.
"We have Jedi coming to my assertiveness convention?!" Nute Gunray screamed.
"Yes Sir," a droid replied in its mechanized tone.
"But this means we will need 147,851 more toilets!" Gunray yelled.
"Toilets?" a nearby Duro asked, clearly confused.
"Yes, toilets, you nimwad!" Gunray yelled. "Those Jedi go to the bathroom a lot!"
"But Sir, only 2 Jedi are coming," the Duro countered.
"2 JEDI! I thought there was only one! We'll need 100,000,000,000,001 toilets now!" Gunray yelled histaricly.
"But Sir, the Spade Federation Flagship doesn't have that many toilets," a droid complained.
"Then we're going to Toiletries R' Us!" Nute Gunray yelled psychotically.