Chapter 3: A Visit To The Sith Retirement Home
"Hello grandfather, how are you today?" Darth Maul asked his grandfather. "Well," Darth Sidious, Darth Maul's grandfather, replied in a raspy voice, "I forgot my name again, it hurts when I breathe, and another one of my friends died today. Plus, I don't even remember the lock combination for the windows, doors, and the refrigerator." "Here, grandfather," a figure encased in jet black body armor replied. "Who are you?!" Darth Maul and Sidious asked. "I am your father," the figure replied. Suddenly, George Lucas rushed on stage and yelled, "Hey, Darth Vader, you're not in this scene! Get offstage!" "So, this isn't Cloud City?" Darth Vader asked.
"Hello grandfather, how are you today?" Darth Maul asked his grandfather. "Well," Darth Sidious, Darth Maul's grandfather, replied in a raspy voice, "I forgot my name again, it hurts when I breathe, and another one of my friends died today. Plus, I don't even remember the lock combination for the windows, doors, and the refrigerator." "Here, grandfather," a figure encased in jet black body armor replied. "Who are you?!" Darth Maul and Sidious asked. "I am your father," the figure replied. Suddenly, George Lucas rushed on stage and yelled, "Hey, Darth Vader, you're not in this scene! Get offstage!" "So, this isn't Cloud City?" Darth Vader asked.