Chapter 8: Job Interview
"Ooooooooooooo! A Z-72 fighter craft!" Anakin announced as he hopped up and down.
Obi-Wan had endured these antics for the entire walk from their ship to the Jedi Temple. Now, with the temple in sight, Obi-Wan had had enough. Not only had he put up with Anakin's antics, he had also had to squeeze into the cockpit of the Z-80, which was made for one person, with the boy.
"Anakin, I've had enough! Now you will die!" Obi-Wan exclaimed as he pushed Anakin out of the hover car.
"Oooh, splatter painting. Pretty," the hover car pilot admired.
"Thank you," Obi-Wan replied.
***
"Masters, I have found a virgince in the force," Obi-Wan announced.
"Around a person?" one master asked.
"Yes," Obi-Wan replied.
"Bring him here. We will test him," another master ordered.
"I can't," Obi-Wan replied.
"Why not?" the first master asked.
"He annoyed me, so I pushed him out of the hover car," Obi-Wan replied.
"I see," the first master replied.
"We have a mission for you," a third master announced. "Go find and kill Qui-Gon Gin. He is a Sith Lord."
As Obi-Wan bowed and left the, a new council member asked, "Why did you tell Obi-Wan that Qui-Gon is a Sith Lord, when he is not?"
"We send Obi-Wan from place to place killing people and telling them that they are Sith so that skitsofrenic freak will stay away from the temple as much as possible," a senior master. "Did you think all those other people we sent him to kill were Sith too? We all know the Sith have been extinct for millennia."
"I see," the new master replied. "Except for Obi-Wan."
***
"So we meet again, Qui-Gon," Obi-Wan announced to his former master.
"That name has no meaning to me!" Qui-Gon yelled. "My name is Darth Gin!"
"Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon, ." Obi-Wan chanted.
"Lalalalalala..! I'm not listening!" Darth Gin yelled.
"This childish bickering will get you nowhere!" a man in a plaid shirt yelled.
"Who are you?" Obi-Wan and Darth Gin asked in unison.
"I'm George Lucas, the director of this film. The script says that you are to have a duel right now," the figure replied.
"That means," Obi-Wan whispered.
"Yah, that means," Darth Gin whispered back.
"Cook off!" Obi-Wan and Darth Gin yelled in unison.
"This will be interesting," George Lucas replied.
"Ooooooooooooo! A Z-72 fighter craft!" Anakin announced as he hopped up and down.
Obi-Wan had endured these antics for the entire walk from their ship to the Jedi Temple. Now, with the temple in sight, Obi-Wan had had enough. Not only had he put up with Anakin's antics, he had also had to squeeze into the cockpit of the Z-80, which was made for one person, with the boy.
"Anakin, I've had enough! Now you will die!" Obi-Wan exclaimed as he pushed Anakin out of the hover car.
"Oooh, splatter painting. Pretty," the hover car pilot admired.
"Thank you," Obi-Wan replied.
***
"Masters, I have found a virgince in the force," Obi-Wan announced.
"Around a person?" one master asked.
"Yes," Obi-Wan replied.
"Bring him here. We will test him," another master ordered.
"I can't," Obi-Wan replied.
"Why not?" the first master asked.
"He annoyed me, so I pushed him out of the hover car," Obi-Wan replied.
"I see," the first master replied.
"We have a mission for you," a third master announced. "Go find and kill Qui-Gon Gin. He is a Sith Lord."
As Obi-Wan bowed and left the, a new council member asked, "Why did you tell Obi-Wan that Qui-Gon is a Sith Lord, when he is not?"
"We send Obi-Wan from place to place killing people and telling them that they are Sith so that skitsofrenic freak will stay away from the temple as much as possible," a senior master. "Did you think all those other people we sent him to kill were Sith too? We all know the Sith have been extinct for millennia."
"I see," the new master replied. "Except for Obi-Wan."
***
"So we meet again, Qui-Gon," Obi-Wan announced to his former master.
"That name has no meaning to me!" Qui-Gon yelled. "My name is Darth Gin!"
"Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon, ." Obi-Wan chanted.
"Lalalalalala..! I'm not listening!" Darth Gin yelled.
"This childish bickering will get you nowhere!" a man in a plaid shirt yelled.
"Who are you?" Obi-Wan and Darth Gin asked in unison.
"I'm George Lucas, the director of this film. The script says that you are to have a duel right now," the figure replied.
"That means," Obi-Wan whispered.
"Yah, that means," Darth Gin whispered back.
"Cook off!" Obi-Wan and Darth Gin yelled in unison.
"This will be interesting," George Lucas replied.