Chapter 11: The True Menace of the Galaxy
Plo strummed his guitar, playing his best throughout Voodoo Child, Foxy Lady, and Purple Haze. The band sounded great, and the crowd cheered their heads off.
"Foxy Koon, go for a guitar solo!" Jimi yelled. "I broke a string!"
Plo began into Sunshine of Your Love, and the crowd went wild. Suddenly, a figure in jet black armor jumped offstage and ignited a red light saber.
"Darth Vader?" Plo asked as he finished his solo.
"No, I am Darth Writer's Block!" the figure yelled.
"You are the most evil of all evil!" Plo yelled. "You will die."
As Plo ignited his light saber, all the lights went off. The only things Plo could see where his yellow blade and DWB's red blade.
"Let's make this slightly more interesting," DWB announced.
"Everyone get off the stage!" Plo yelled as he reached out with the force, feeling everyone and everything on the stage.
Plo advanced on DWB, using the force to sense obstacles in his way and then leap over them or go around them. Suddenly an amp flew towards Plo, but he felt it coming and ducked underneath. A cymbal followed the amp, but Plo dissected it with one small slice.
"Your cheap tricks will not defeat me," Plo announced.
"Aah, but they will," DWB announced. "Your overconfidence will be your undoing."
"And your short memory will be yours," Plo replied. "Or did you not forget that the Sith hate you as well, and that you are standing in a room full of Sith?"
"The Sith will not interfere," DWB announced as he slashed at Plo's head.
"That is only partially true," Plo replied as he parried DWB's blow and retaliated with a slash at DWB's legs. "They will interfere if you leave the stage."
"Then I will not leave the stage," DWB replied as he leaped over Plo's blade and landed behind Plo's back.
Plo brought his blade behind his head to block a quick slash from DWB, and then rolled to the left to avoid a heavy blow that would have bisected him from head to groin. He then brought his blade around in a feint towards DWB's head, followed by a quick slash towards DWB's stomach. DWB raised his blade towards his head, but could not bring his blade down quick enough to block Plo's blow to the stomach. As Plo dissected him, DWB lost control of his dark side energy and exploded in ball of bright blue fire.
"The Galaxy is finally rid of that menace," Plo announced.
"Plo! Plo!" the crowd cheered as Plo crowd surfed across the Sith.
Plo strummed his guitar, playing his best throughout Voodoo Child, Foxy Lady, and Purple Haze. The band sounded great, and the crowd cheered their heads off.
"Foxy Koon, go for a guitar solo!" Jimi yelled. "I broke a string!"
Plo began into Sunshine of Your Love, and the crowd went wild. Suddenly, a figure in jet black armor jumped offstage and ignited a red light saber.
"Darth Vader?" Plo asked as he finished his solo.
"No, I am Darth Writer's Block!" the figure yelled.
"You are the most evil of all evil!" Plo yelled. "You will die."
As Plo ignited his light saber, all the lights went off. The only things Plo could see where his yellow blade and DWB's red blade.
"Let's make this slightly more interesting," DWB announced.
"Everyone get off the stage!" Plo yelled as he reached out with the force, feeling everyone and everything on the stage.
Plo advanced on DWB, using the force to sense obstacles in his way and then leap over them or go around them. Suddenly an amp flew towards Plo, but he felt it coming and ducked underneath. A cymbal followed the amp, but Plo dissected it with one small slice.
"Your cheap tricks will not defeat me," Plo announced.
"Aah, but they will," DWB announced. "Your overconfidence will be your undoing."
"And your short memory will be yours," Plo replied. "Or did you not forget that the Sith hate you as well, and that you are standing in a room full of Sith?"
"The Sith will not interfere," DWB announced as he slashed at Plo's head.
"That is only partially true," Plo replied as he parried DWB's blow and retaliated with a slash at DWB's legs. "They will interfere if you leave the stage."
"Then I will not leave the stage," DWB replied as he leaped over Plo's blade and landed behind Plo's back.
Plo brought his blade behind his head to block a quick slash from DWB, and then rolled to the left to avoid a heavy blow that would have bisected him from head to groin. He then brought his blade around in a feint towards DWB's head, followed by a quick slash towards DWB's stomach. DWB raised his blade towards his head, but could not bring his blade down quick enough to block Plo's blow to the stomach. As Plo dissected him, DWB lost control of his dark side energy and exploded in ball of bright blue fire.
"The Galaxy is finally rid of that menace," Plo announced.
"Plo! Plo!" the crowd cheered as Plo crowd surfed across the Sith.