Chapter 14: Webs of Intrigue

"Well, you did tell him that he needed a hobby," Adi announced.

"But I didn't expect him to go this far," Mace replied. "And I didn't expect him to suck Ki-Adi into it as well."

"Its not that bad," Adi consoled. "At least it will keep him from meddling as much."

"I'm not so sure," Mace replied. "It's not like him to choose something this odd. I'm afraid that he might still be under the influence of the Dark Side. What if he is still a Sith?"

Mace and Adi peered through a window slit into the room where Yoda and Ki- Adi sat, rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs.

"I think that he has turned from the Dark Side," Adi replied. "He looks so calm sitting there, sewing and knitting."

"I guess so," Mace replied.

***

"It has begun, my apprentice," Darth Yoda announced.

"The Jedi believe that you have turned from the Dark Side?" Darth Mundu asked.

"Yes, the fools have been fooled. They don't even suspect that you have turned as well," Darth Yoda replied. "The other Sith are prepared to act on our command."

"And the Great Ones?" Darth Mundu asked.

"Are prepared," Darth Yoda replied.

"Then the prophecy will be fulfilled," Darth Mundu replied. "We will finally have our revenge on the Jedi."

***

"You overweight trashcan, you cannot run for Chancellor!" C-3PO yelled.

"Why not? Where does it say that in the Republic constitution?" R2-D2 asked in a deep, male voice.

"Why have you never talked before?" C-3PO asked, flustered.

"There was never anything good to talk about," R2 replied.

"Even if you can talk, no one will ever elect you as Chancellor!" C-3PO replied.

"Oh shut off," R2 replied. "Permanently."

R2 rolled straight towards C-3PO, pushing him off the ledge of a Coruscant sky-scraper.

***

[1 Week Later]

"R2-D2 has been elected the Chancellor of the Senate, and Valorum has been elected Speaker of the House," a tally droid announced.

"I will protect the Republic from my brethren," R2 thought to himself.