Entering Peril Cove City for Dummies
By: Someone you will never know
Chapter 1:
You're a dummy for even buying this book, as you see Peril Cove City is highly guarded, maybe sixty guards at the front, each guard skilled in magic, swordsmanship and archery, your chances of getting in on the side is 1 in 94352905432695436943592347582546254602435, that is a big number. The sides would be a suggestion, only the walls soar six miles into the air, so you would need to find a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really long rope. So that limits you to the back, which is the exit to the city, guarded by two, massive, strong, brute, cruel, man hungered ogre's, not your best choice of messing around with. There is the moat, filled with snakes, sharks, crocodiles, beast and all sorts of deadly, fatal things to kill you. Your chances of entering Peril Cove City are more than slim, there rare!
Chapter 2:
Your even more a dummy for reading thus far, you see, there is some hope to entering Peril Cove City, one: you're a master mage appointed to teach the army of Peril Cove City new enhance methods of fighting. If you tell them you are, and the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Two: you have been appointed to join the Peril Cove City, if the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Three: If you're a jester for future festivals, if the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Four: A tourist, you will be killed on the spot. Five: Just appearing at the gate, you will be killed on the spot. Six: If the guards from afar can see you, RUN YOU STUPID ASS! THEY'RE COMING TO KILL YOU!
Chapter 3:
Damn, your still reading? You really want to enter Peril Cove City don't you? Well my only other advice is use a spell, a spell that allows you to teleport into the city, which is my best bit. That is how I entered and exited the city.
Inuyasha closed the book and said, " Lina, I think you wasted five gold for a shit piece of book."
Lina growled, slapping the backside of his head and sneered out, " Keeping reading shit head!"
Chapter 4:
I swear! Put the damn book down! This book will not help you get into the city, think of some clever plan! That is my only advice!
Inuyasha closes the book again, " The book even tells me to close it."
Lina snatches the book throwing it behind her, " Very well! We will just think of something then!"
By: Someone you will never know
Chapter 1:
You're a dummy for even buying this book, as you see Peril Cove City is highly guarded, maybe sixty guards at the front, each guard skilled in magic, swordsmanship and archery, your chances of getting in on the side is 1 in 94352905432695436943592347582546254602435, that is a big number. The sides would be a suggestion, only the walls soar six miles into the air, so you would need to find a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really long rope. So that limits you to the back, which is the exit to the city, guarded by two, massive, strong, brute, cruel, man hungered ogre's, not your best choice of messing around with. There is the moat, filled with snakes, sharks, crocodiles, beast and all sorts of deadly, fatal things to kill you. Your chances of entering Peril Cove City are more than slim, there rare!
Chapter 2:
Your even more a dummy for reading thus far, you see, there is some hope to entering Peril Cove City, one: you're a master mage appointed to teach the army of Peril Cove City new enhance methods of fighting. If you tell them you are, and the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Two: you have been appointed to join the Peril Cove City, if the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Three: If you're a jester for future festivals, if the king disapproves of your notion, you will be killed on the spot. Four: A tourist, you will be killed on the spot. Five: Just appearing at the gate, you will be killed on the spot. Six: If the guards from afar can see you, RUN YOU STUPID ASS! THEY'RE COMING TO KILL YOU!
Chapter 3:
Damn, your still reading? You really want to enter Peril Cove City don't you? Well my only other advice is use a spell, a spell that allows you to teleport into the city, which is my best bit. That is how I entered and exited the city.
Inuyasha closed the book and said, " Lina, I think you wasted five gold for a shit piece of book."
Lina growled, slapping the backside of his head and sneered out, " Keeping reading shit head!"
Chapter 4:
I swear! Put the damn book down! This book will not help you get into the city, think of some clever plan! That is my only advice!
Inuyasha closes the book again, " The book even tells me to close it."
Lina snatches the book throwing it behind her, " Very well! We will just think of something then!"