Hiyee!! ^^;; Thank your for sending in all of those questions!!
DISCLAIMER: FFVIII does not belong to me and so do the soap and music bands listed in here......-_-;;
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Kaitou: ........*whispers something into Squall's ear*....Okay?
Squall: ....Promise??
Kaitou: Duh. Okay, first up is Noi's questions!! ^^
Squall: Oh boy....
-----Noi
So Squall...tell me, what do you think of all the people who view you and Seifer as a couple better destined than you and Rinoa?
I mean the guy is a gorgoues blonde with a startling body (or so say a thousand other peoples (personally I don't care)) And,
do you so desirably hate him from the bottom of you're heart? good day!
------
Squall: Okay, people who love each other don't give each other scars on each other's foreheads...
I don't HATE Seifer, the only thing I hate about him is that he stole one of my shampoo bottles
last night.....
Kaitou: It's Bubbles Snickerdoodle's turn now!!
-----Bubbles Snickerdoodle
*Ahem* Yes, I have a question. *To Squall* Do you wear boxers, or briefs? And what color?
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Squall: *raises an eyebrow* And you want to know BECAUSE?
Kaitou: Come on, Squall. Answer the girl. Actuall,y I wanted to know that, too......^^;;
Squall: ......-_- (I can't believe this) Whatever......Okay. I wear boxers and they're black.
sometimes I wear gray on special occasions. Don't ask.
Kaitou: REALLY?? Can I see??
Squall: .....No.
Kaitou: Meanie. Renegade Seraph is next!!
-----Renegade Seraph
Ok Squall, what i wanna know is this..Did you ever date Quistis? coz if you didn't you should have!
~^-^~
------
Squall: No. If you remembered, I didn't know she even liked me until she told me in Disc 3.
And I was going for Rinoa then, sorry.
Kaitou: Next is Rachel!! Say Hi to her Squall!! ^^
------Rachel
Hi Squall! I just have to say your really sexy and I sooooo love you! My question is Will you marry me?
And I have another question too do you straighten your hair, or maybe you have a personal hair stylist?
Also What kind of job would you have if you weren't a seed, maybe a model? or perhaps hopefully a whore?
Seifer is really butt ugly compared to you so how do you feel about the stories in which Rinoa leaves you for Seifer?
How does she feel about them? I would feel totally sick, once I'd had you none would compare!
Last question :) What was it like being left on the dance floor because that was such a shame and you did stand there for a very long time...
I love you Squall!
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Squall: ....Will you....MARRY.....me....??? @@;;
Kaitou: ^^;; Um, I think you'll have to ask Rinoa for permission, first. Squall, wake up, you still have questions to answer!!!
Squall: Huh? Oh, yeah. My hair is naturally like this and I do my own hair. *narrows eyes* NO, I am NOT a WHORE, thank you.
Seifer put you up to this, didn't he?? Danm him, he never rests....I'd probably be a Military General. Wait a minute...I dunno how
Rinoa feels. I mean, with the whole "Adel" thing, she's probably not going back to Seifer for a long, LONG time. The dance floor
.......uhhh.....I was standing there for a long time with that face cause I didn't know why she just suddenly ditched me. Then, I thought that I stepped on her foot or something....-_-lli Ughhh....memories........
Kaitou: ....Uhhh....okay. Next is Tidus's Lil Angel!!
-----Tidus's Lil Angel
Haha, okay I have a question for Squally... If you had to become a girl for one day, who would you wanna be and why? It doesn't
have to be anybody from FF, it could be anyone, just as long as it's a girl... hehe...
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Squall: ....@@;; SQUALLY? Uh, okay. If I became a GIRL? I'd be Lulu. Yeah, definately LULU from FFX. Why? I'm not saying.
Kaitou: OOhhh...I like Lulu too!! =^^= She's so cool and she totally kicks ass!!
Squall: Yeah. Finally something we have in common.......-_-
Kaitou: Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?? Dark Raion is up!!
-----Dark Raoin
To the Author: You better watch out. Last I heard, they banned these types of fics. Run!
(AN: They DID? *gasp!!* Uh-oh.....-_-lli What should I do??? No, really. I don't know what
to do!! Somebody tell me!! Please!!)
Okay, my questions... I've thought long and hard about this for all of about two seconds and, well, here goes... Does it ever annoy you
that people keep making you do these Q & A fics? Does it bother you that people constantly attempt to pair you with other guys, and
Quistis, or even the unstoppable cocain-powered force that is Selphie? Are Gunblades really heavy? If you knew you could get away
with it, would you kill Seifer? 'Cause I would. Do you like Linkin Park? What is the meaning of life? Alright, ignore the last one. I'm
out of questions, but I'll expect answers soon. Preferably before they shut this fic down for stupid rules. We should protest! Okay,
I'm done.... Until next chapter ~Dark Raion
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Squall: Annoy me?? ANNOY ME?? DANM RIGHT!! Do you know how I LOOK right now?? I'm currently STRAPPED to the
chair with DUCT TAPE okay??
Kaitou: What? Why are you all looking at me like that?? It's not MY fault!! He didn't want to answer the questions!! ^^;; Tee-hee?
Squall: Pairing? I guess it's okay, cause the game was based on my and Rinoa anyway, so the fans are just saying "WHAT IF" that's
all and they "THINK" that it's better, that's all.
Kaitou: Hey, Selphie uses COCAINE?? Alright!! Something I can bribe her with now!!
Squall: *stares at Kaitou* Ignore her. Anyway--Yes, Gunblades are heavy becuase, after all, they ARE made out of steel, right?
Would I kill Seifer? Lady, if I could kill Seifer, I'd be in Hawaii with Rinoa right now, okay? Linkin Park? Yeah, it's okay.
The meaning of life: Is to KILL YOUR ENEMIES!! *coughs* Okay, I was just kidding at that last part....
Kaitou: Oooh, here's an interesting one!! It's from trajik007!!
-----trajik007
Squall................I actually have two questions.............................*BLUSH*.........are you a virgin???????.....................
if not, who'd ya lose it to?????????????????????
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Squall: @@;; I think I need to go lay down now.......
Kaitou: Weeeellll??
Squall: ...........I feel like I 've just been violated; and I don't like it....@@;;
Kaitou: Uhhh....^^;; Anyway, onto the next one!! ^-^;; You're up Spork!!
-----Spork
Well let see.....Squall I got a question for ya. Where did you get your ring and necklace?
------
Squall: eBay.com That was easy.
Kaitou: @@;; For real?
Squall: Duh.
Kaitou: Zulu, here you go!!
-----Zulu
i have 2 questions.
1: How do you put up with riona????
2: Why do you always hold your gunblade like you're afraid that someone's gonna snatch it from you?????
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Squall: How do I put up with her? Easy. Ear plugs. I hold it like that cause somebody WOULD snatch it from me...*eyes Kaitou*
Kaitou: What? Anyway, Mina Anderson is up, Mr. I-Know-You-Want-To-Snatch-My-Gunblade-And-Add-It-To-Your-Collection-Of-
FFVIII-Originals!!
-----Mina Anderson
Heya there, Squall-Squall. ^_^ Yes, it is another of your neurotic fangirls out to torment you. Yes, 'torment'. ::cough::
Anyways, on to my questions! What is your favorite type of pepper? Do you prefer bubble baths or cold showers? Why exactly do
you wear so many belts? Do you like spinach? If you were forced to, would you rather watch Barney or Teletubbies? Do you like
FISH (as in the vile creatures in general)?? Who did you vote for in the past election? If you were stranded on a desert island with
Seifer and Rinoa, who would you seek to relieve your sexual tension with? What type of soap do you use (no shampoo, mind you)?
If you could, would you kill that annoying-ass little chocobo kid? And finally, do you floss? Thanks soooo much for your time! ^_^
P.S. By the way, I have a giant wallscroll of you hanging by my bed.
.....
Yeah, that's all I have to say.
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Squall: Torment? Lady, I'm ALREADY tormented. *looks at Kaitou*
Kaitou: Squall, I know I'm an attractive person to look and stare at like that but don't you think it's going a little overboard?
Squall: ..........I like bell peppers and I like cold shower...especially in the morning.....I wear so many belts cause I'm afraid my pants will fall down, duh.
Spinach is okay, I guess, as long as they're not raw. Ha. I DARE them to try and force me to. Fish? Fish is nice, as long as I'm not the one who's catching it.
I sisn't vote. I'm 17. Look, I WISH I could be stranded on a desert island. Why? Two reasons: I get to kill off Seifer in private and I get Rinoa all to my self.
I use Ivory soap.........I can't kill him cause he reminds me so much of me when I was his age. Of course I floss, if I didn't, Dr. Kadowaki would puch me out
of the window on my dentist appointment. And that hurts. You have a wallscroll of me....?
Kaitou: *gasp* ME TOO!! I kiss it EVERYDAY in the morning when I wake up!! =^^=
Squall: ......Uhhh......Thank you for sharing that with me, Kaitou, it really brightened my day.
Kaitou: Really? Anytime Squall, anytime......Last one is Flaming Shiva.....
-----Flaming Shiva
Dude... That all? Write more. By what I've seen right now, I don't know WHAT to say...
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Kaitou: What's wrong?? Was it bad?? If so, I'm really sorry. ;_; But at least this chapter's better, right? ......Right?
Squall: ..........
Kaitou: Well, thank you all for sending in all those questions!! ^^
Squall: *has duct tape on his lip* Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot.
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Hi!! Kaitou here!! My full name is Kaaitou Rikku!! ^^ My other name is KawaiiDreamer!! How was this chapter??
Was it okay? Please R&R!! ^^ PLEASE!! Oh, and PLEASE R&R MY OTHER STORIES TOO!! PLEASE!! ^^;;
2nd chapter will come out as soon as more reviews come in.
DISCLAIMER: FFVIII does not belong to me and so do the soap and music bands listed in here......-_-;;
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Kaitou: ........*whispers something into Squall's ear*....Okay?
Squall: ....Promise??
Kaitou: Duh. Okay, first up is Noi's questions!! ^^
Squall: Oh boy....
-----Noi
So Squall...tell me, what do you think of all the people who view you and Seifer as a couple better destined than you and Rinoa?
I mean the guy is a gorgoues blonde with a startling body (or so say a thousand other peoples (personally I don't care)) And,
do you so desirably hate him from the bottom of you're heart? good day!
------
Squall: Okay, people who love each other don't give each other scars on each other's foreheads...
I don't HATE Seifer, the only thing I hate about him is that he stole one of my shampoo bottles
last night.....
Kaitou: It's Bubbles Snickerdoodle's turn now!!
-----Bubbles Snickerdoodle
*Ahem* Yes, I have a question. *To Squall* Do you wear boxers, or briefs? And what color?
------
Squall: *raises an eyebrow* And you want to know BECAUSE?
Kaitou: Come on, Squall. Answer the girl. Actuall,y I wanted to know that, too......^^;;
Squall: ......-_- (I can't believe this) Whatever......Okay. I wear boxers and they're black.
sometimes I wear gray on special occasions. Don't ask.
Kaitou: REALLY?? Can I see??
Squall: .....No.
Kaitou: Meanie. Renegade Seraph is next!!
-----Renegade Seraph
Ok Squall, what i wanna know is this..Did you ever date Quistis? coz if you didn't you should have!
~^-^~
------
Squall: No. If you remembered, I didn't know she even liked me until she told me in Disc 3.
And I was going for Rinoa then, sorry.
Kaitou: Next is Rachel!! Say Hi to her Squall!! ^^
------Rachel
Hi Squall! I just have to say your really sexy and I sooooo love you! My question is Will you marry me?
And I have another question too do you straighten your hair, or maybe you have a personal hair stylist?
Also What kind of job would you have if you weren't a seed, maybe a model? or perhaps hopefully a whore?
Seifer is really butt ugly compared to you so how do you feel about the stories in which Rinoa leaves you for Seifer?
How does she feel about them? I would feel totally sick, once I'd had you none would compare!
Last question :) What was it like being left on the dance floor because that was such a shame and you did stand there for a very long time...
I love you Squall!
-------
Squall: ....Will you....MARRY.....me....??? @@;;
Kaitou: ^^;; Um, I think you'll have to ask Rinoa for permission, first. Squall, wake up, you still have questions to answer!!!
Squall: Huh? Oh, yeah. My hair is naturally like this and I do my own hair. *narrows eyes* NO, I am NOT a WHORE, thank you.
Seifer put you up to this, didn't he?? Danm him, he never rests....I'd probably be a Military General. Wait a minute...I dunno how
Rinoa feels. I mean, with the whole "Adel" thing, she's probably not going back to Seifer for a long, LONG time. The dance floor
.......uhhh.....I was standing there for a long time with that face cause I didn't know why she just suddenly ditched me. Then, I thought that I stepped on her foot or something....-_-lli Ughhh....memories........
Kaitou: ....Uhhh....okay. Next is Tidus's Lil Angel!!
-----Tidus's Lil Angel
Haha, okay I have a question for Squally... If you had to become a girl for one day, who would you wanna be and why? It doesn't
have to be anybody from FF, it could be anyone, just as long as it's a girl... hehe...
------
Squall: ....@@;; SQUALLY? Uh, okay. If I became a GIRL? I'd be Lulu. Yeah, definately LULU from FFX. Why? I'm not saying.
Kaitou: OOhhh...I like Lulu too!! =^^= She's so cool and she totally kicks ass!!
Squall: Yeah. Finally something we have in common.......-_-
Kaitou: Hey, what's THAT supposed to mean?? Dark Raion is up!!
-----Dark Raoin
To the Author: You better watch out. Last I heard, they banned these types of fics. Run!
(AN: They DID? *gasp!!* Uh-oh.....-_-lli What should I do??? No, really. I don't know what
to do!! Somebody tell me!! Please!!)
Okay, my questions... I've thought long and hard about this for all of about two seconds and, well, here goes... Does it ever annoy you
that people keep making you do these Q & A fics? Does it bother you that people constantly attempt to pair you with other guys, and
Quistis, or even the unstoppable cocain-powered force that is Selphie? Are Gunblades really heavy? If you knew you could get away
with it, would you kill Seifer? 'Cause I would. Do you like Linkin Park? What is the meaning of life? Alright, ignore the last one. I'm
out of questions, but I'll expect answers soon. Preferably before they shut this fic down for stupid rules. We should protest! Okay,
I'm done.... Until next chapter ~Dark Raion
------
Squall: Annoy me?? ANNOY ME?? DANM RIGHT!! Do you know how I LOOK right now?? I'm currently STRAPPED to the
chair with DUCT TAPE okay??
Kaitou: What? Why are you all looking at me like that?? It's not MY fault!! He didn't want to answer the questions!! ^^;; Tee-hee?
Squall: Pairing? I guess it's okay, cause the game was based on my and Rinoa anyway, so the fans are just saying "WHAT IF" that's
all and they "THINK" that it's better, that's all.
Kaitou: Hey, Selphie uses COCAINE?? Alright!! Something I can bribe her with now!!
Squall: *stares at Kaitou* Ignore her. Anyway--Yes, Gunblades are heavy becuase, after all, they ARE made out of steel, right?
Would I kill Seifer? Lady, if I could kill Seifer, I'd be in Hawaii with Rinoa right now, okay? Linkin Park? Yeah, it's okay.
The meaning of life: Is to KILL YOUR ENEMIES!! *coughs* Okay, I was just kidding at that last part....
Kaitou: Oooh, here's an interesting one!! It's from trajik007!!
-----trajik007
Squall................I actually have two questions.............................*BLUSH*.........are you a virgin???????.....................
if not, who'd ya lose it to?????????????????????
------
Squall: @@;; I think I need to go lay down now.......
Kaitou: Weeeellll??
Squall: ...........I feel like I 've just been violated; and I don't like it....@@;;
Kaitou: Uhhh....^^;; Anyway, onto the next one!! ^-^;; You're up Spork!!
-----Spork
Well let see.....Squall I got a question for ya. Where did you get your ring and necklace?
------
Squall: eBay.com That was easy.
Kaitou: @@;; For real?
Squall: Duh.
Kaitou: Zulu, here you go!!
-----Zulu
i have 2 questions.
1: How do you put up with riona????
2: Why do you always hold your gunblade like you're afraid that someone's gonna snatch it from you?????
------
Squall: How do I put up with her? Easy. Ear plugs. I hold it like that cause somebody WOULD snatch it from me...*eyes Kaitou*
Kaitou: What? Anyway, Mina Anderson is up, Mr. I-Know-You-Want-To-Snatch-My-Gunblade-And-Add-It-To-Your-Collection-Of-
FFVIII-Originals!!
-----Mina Anderson
Heya there, Squall-Squall. ^_^ Yes, it is another of your neurotic fangirls out to torment you. Yes, 'torment'. ::cough::
Anyways, on to my questions! What is your favorite type of pepper? Do you prefer bubble baths or cold showers? Why exactly do
you wear so many belts? Do you like spinach? If you were forced to, would you rather watch Barney or Teletubbies? Do you like
FISH (as in the vile creatures in general)?? Who did you vote for in the past election? If you were stranded on a desert island with
Seifer and Rinoa, who would you seek to relieve your sexual tension with? What type of soap do you use (no shampoo, mind you)?
If you could, would you kill that annoying-ass little chocobo kid? And finally, do you floss? Thanks soooo much for your time! ^_^
P.S. By the way, I have a giant wallscroll of you hanging by my bed.
.....
Yeah, that's all I have to say.
------
Squall: Torment? Lady, I'm ALREADY tormented. *looks at Kaitou*
Kaitou: Squall, I know I'm an attractive person to look and stare at like that but don't you think it's going a little overboard?
Squall: ..........I like bell peppers and I like cold shower...especially in the morning.....I wear so many belts cause I'm afraid my pants will fall down, duh.
Spinach is okay, I guess, as long as they're not raw. Ha. I DARE them to try and force me to. Fish? Fish is nice, as long as I'm not the one who's catching it.
I sisn't vote. I'm 17. Look, I WISH I could be stranded on a desert island. Why? Two reasons: I get to kill off Seifer in private and I get Rinoa all to my self.
I use Ivory soap.........I can't kill him cause he reminds me so much of me when I was his age. Of course I floss, if I didn't, Dr. Kadowaki would puch me out
of the window on my dentist appointment. And that hurts. You have a wallscroll of me....?
Kaitou: *gasp* ME TOO!! I kiss it EVERYDAY in the morning when I wake up!! =^^=
Squall: ......Uhhh......Thank you for sharing that with me, Kaitou, it really brightened my day.
Kaitou: Really? Anytime Squall, anytime......Last one is Flaming Shiva.....
-----Flaming Shiva
Dude... That all? Write more. By what I've seen right now, I don't know WHAT to say...
------
Kaitou: What's wrong?? Was it bad?? If so, I'm really sorry. ;_; But at least this chapter's better, right? ......Right?
Squall: ..........
Kaitou: Well, thank you all for sending in all those questions!! ^^
Squall: *has duct tape on his lip* Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot.
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Hi!! Kaitou here!! My full name is Kaaitou Rikku!! ^^ My other name is KawaiiDreamer!! How was this chapter??
Was it okay? Please R&R!! ^^ PLEASE!! Oh, and PLEASE R&R MY OTHER STORIES TOO!! PLEASE!! ^^;;
2nd chapter will come out as soon as more reviews come in.