I don't get it!! How come THIS fic gets all the attention?? What about my OTHER fics?? HUH??
Hello? Argh! Never mind. ^^ Yes, this is Kaitou Rikku, but people just call me Kaitou (Theif) for
good reasons. What? Why are you looking at me like that?? WHAT??
Disclaimer: FFVIIII, McDonalds, and other stuff here do not belong to me, but to their rightful owners, duh.
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Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it--
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaitou: *nearly blown away* GOD SQUALL! No need to YELL!!
Squall: *panting*
Kaitou: Is it time yet? Hehehee....just kidding. *notices* Oh, they're all here now.
It's TIME!!!
Squall: *looks up to the ceiling and puts his hands together* Thank you God.........
Kaitou: Hi, and welcome, eveyone. ^^ Our first question is from Garet with a perplexing question.
-----Garet
Question:
Squall, how is it that you are 17 and your father (Laguna) is only 27? That means that he
was only 10 when... o.o ...and he looked a lot older than 10 at that time.
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Squall: Oooh, actually that is a really easy question.
Kaitou: You see, when Squall was dreaming,Laguna was 27 AT THAT TIME in the dream.
So Laguna would probably be around his late 30s right now. Next question is from Steel!!
-----Steel
Squall,I have one question,
How does it feel being the only non-blonde main hero in the FF series.(7~10)
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Squall: What? You don't like my hair? *talks in a hurtful voice* You know, I spend
3 HOURS in front of the mirror every morning so I could get this look......A-and I
just--just WANT to have a little credit, y-you know??
Kaitou: Geesh, Squall. No need to get emotional. It's not like you. @@;;
The person's just asking you how you FEEL about it.
Squall: Oh. That changes things then.
Kaitou: No, really.
Squall: Oh god, all the guys always talk about this whenever we go to the cafe. ALWAYS!!
Kaitou: I think it's like that cause after the more "Fantasy" in FFVII (I love FFVII, too), Square started to
go in a more "realistic" story. Such as learning to love. Don't get me wrong. FFVII has love difficulties too,
but it's more of a love triangle. So, I guess that's WHY.
Squall: How I feel? I feel okay, I guess. I got a lot of admiriers......
Kaitou: *waves arm frantically in front of Squall* SQUALL! SQUALL!! Over HERE!! Look at ME!!
LOOK AT ME!!
Squall: Kaitou, you sit right in front of me. I can see you.
Kaitou: AHHHHHHHH!! HE SEES ME!! HE LOOKED AT MEE!! OMG!! OMG!! NEXT LETTER FROM Shards of Sky!!
-----Shards of Sky
Squall, why in the name of Hyne did you reject Quistis? speaking of Hyne, are you religious? if so, what religion? also,
what's your favorite model Gunblade? what would you do if Kaitou here were to untie you and ask you to ravage her (yes,
i just had to throw in a token perv question)? last question - what do you think of Xu?
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Squall: Why? The game was like that, but you can always make fanfics about me and her. Religious? I'm not sure.......
My favorite model is the Lion Heart. What would I do if Kaitou were to untie me and.......@@;;
Kaitou: ..............
Squall: .................
Kaitou: Is it just me, or is it getting disturbing in here?
Squall: I don't know, and I don't want to find out.
Kaitou: Okay, from now on, all perverted questions concerning me and Squall go straight to Irvine, okay?
Squall: Yeah, like I'd even ravage YOU......
Kaitou: OH? Like there's something WRONG with me? (Not that's I'd LET you ravage me.......)
Squall: Uhh--no, no. I just..............................
Kaitou: We'll talk about this later. Mai is talking to you.
-----Mai
Hi kaitou ^_^!!!
hi squall ( I can't beleive I'm saying that .
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Kaitou: Hiyee, Mai!! ^^
Squall: That wasn't a question but....*waves hand cautiously when Kaitou brings out a wooden log*
Kaitou: ^^ RPGirl's next!!
-----RPGirl (too lazy to log in)
Hi Squall and Kaitou!
So Squall, what does it feel like to save the world? Has your life more meaning now?
How do you feel about that the jerk Laguna is your father (no offense...)?
Are you going to MARRY Rinoa? *giggle, giggle*
Would you mind to come by my house on my birthday, march 3rd?
And to Kaitou, if someone tries to take this story (ah, well) away, tell me, and I'll knock 'em so hard they'll be bouncing
for a week! And by the way, give Squally a big kiss for me! ^.^
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Squall: Saving th world has really changed me. It really hit me how it took only 48 hours.
Kaitou: 48 HOURS?? Only??
Squall: Well, that's how long it took for you to beat FFVIII.....
Kaitou: Oh.
Squall: My life has a but more meaning now, since I've been reunited with my friends from the orphanage...Laguna
being my father doesn't bother me..............the fact that he used to have a crush on Rinoa's mom DOES. @@;; MARRY
Rinoa? I dunno.......she didn't ASK me yet....
WHACK!!
Kaitou: *whacks Squall with the log* YOU'RE the one who has to propose, weirdo!!
Squall: Okay, okay!! I'm still new to this whole "LOVE" thing, okay?? March 3rd........I dunno. I might be
busy with trying to overthrow another power-hungrey sorceress......
Kaitou: If someone tries to steal this story, i'll let you know first, okay?? ^^ Thank you very much for
caring so much!!
Squall: What does she mean when she says give "Squally a big kiss for me"....?
Kaitou: .............................
Squall: ..............................
Kaitou: ...........................You DID brush your teeth this morning, didn't you?
Squall: ........What for?
Kaitou: I think I'm going to regret this but....................
Squall: WHAT?? You don't MEAN--NOOOOOOOO!
Kaitou: *closes her eyes* Squall, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you this before but--I like another
guy, too.
Squall: .........WHAT?
Kaitou: I mean, I'll always love you, too, but I also like this one guy, too..........
Squall: *happy* YOU DO??? WHO??
Kaitou: ..............
Guy: Doko wa......INU-YASHA!!! (My name is......INU-YASHA!!) *pulls out really
HUGE sword towards Squall*
Squall: ........................@@;;
Kaitou: ^^;; *tells Inu-chan to put his soward away* Yeah. So you'll both have to be
willing to share ONE fan girl, okay??
Squall: I'd be happy to give you away, ANYTIME.
Kaitou: *ignores statement* AlBhedDreamer, let's see you work you machina!!
-----AlBhedDreamer
Okayies! *waves* My questions are, if you were on Survivor and you had to eat either
a horsefly, or a dungbeetle, which would you choose and why? If you took me on a date,
*giggles* where would you take me? Do you like Austin Powers? How many fingers am
I holding up? How do you feel when people bash Rinoa? Out of all the Final Fantasy 8
characters, which do you consider your best friend? Do you ever out of the blue break
dance? Um.. that's about it. Love ya! and call me! *hands him phone number and winks*
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Squall: *inhales* Horsefly--sounds better. McDonalds. Don't have that movie in my world.
Three. Weird and sorta interested. Zell. No. Call you?
Kaitou: Come on!! Let me see! I'll save it for you!! *takes paper away from his hands*
*reads* "1-800-SQUALL-LUVER".................Uh, okay. Noir Malefice, let's hear your words
of wisdom....
------Noir Malefice
OK 2 things :
1: Dude ok how come ya look like a girl?My sis thought u and Irvine where females
2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH UR JACKET!?? IT FUR COLLAR LOOKS
LIKE KILLED A DOG....
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Squall: Somebody drew me like that--or i was born this way. Sorry if it offends you.
I did NOT kill a dog.
Kaitou: Yeah, it was a squirrel.
Squall: SQUIRREL??
Kaitou: Yeah. good thing you agree with me, Squall. ^^ Quycksylver's next!!
-----Quicksylver
OK...here are my questions for Squall
1. Why are you such a jerk?
2. Who is your favorite guy to be paired with in yaoi fics?
3. Who/What did you have to sleep with to get the starring role in FF8?
4. What the hell are all those belts for? Chastity?
~Q~
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Squall: Because I'm anti-social, thus I'm strapped to a chair to answer these tedius questions.
Kaitou: *throws Squall her death-glare*
Squall: M-my favorite guy?? @@;; *faints*
Kaitou: *holding a chainsaw* What? Why are you guys looking at me like that??
I didn't do anything but turn this thing on!!
Squall: Sleep with? .................*stares at Kaitou*
Kaitou: What?
Squall: *turns back tot he audience* You're better off not knowing. I already told you, the belts are for
just in case my pants fall down. They ARE baggy, you know.
Kaitou: .............Uh, okay. Dark Raion, please begin your sharing....^^
------Dark Raion
I've returned...
To Kaitou: First off, shame on you for strapping Squall to a chair with duct tape. What if you mess
up his hair? Second, they may have changed the rules. Or maybe, if we all stay quiet about it, they
won't notice. On to my questions.
Squall: So, why don't you just kill Seifer, then, and call it self defense? After all, you are the
commander of a Garden, and he is the scourge of the universe. Who's word would they take? Or better yet,
I can kill him for you! Okay, moving on... Why didn't you shut Selphie up when she would start singing that
damn train song? Do you ever intend to retire from SeeD? Could I hire you to assasinate N'Sync? Do you ever
plan on having children, like with Rinoa? Okay, that's it for now...
Oh yeah... I have two posters AND a wall scroll. So there! But don't you think kissing it in the morning, or
any time of day for that matter, is going WAY overboard, Kaitou? Sayonara ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: I HAD TO!! He wouldn't answer any of the questions!!
Squall: Self Defense? Hey, great idea. Selphie was having a good time, so I decided not
to do anything.....after all, she does have IRVINE following her which would be some sort of nightmare....
Retire? I guess. I don't DO assasinations; Irvine does. Of course I plan of having kids. who else would
gain control of SeeD after I die??
Kaitou: ^^;; I was just being a little sarcastic there. I mean, since with my new poster of Inu-chan,
I haven't kissed it for a week now.
Squall: YES.
Kaitou: Anyway, Angel's Wing (tasukiandtoyasgirl@yahoo.com)'s asking you a question Squall!!
Squall: Joy to the world.
----Angel's Wing (tasukiandtoyasgirl@yahoo.com)
Ok Squall I have a couple of questions for you:
1.If you had a beautiful blonde hair, green eyed woman(with big breast she has been told by admirors)
wanting you everyday that she stares at her Squall action figure, gorgious Squall poster and wallscroll,
would you dump Rinoa and go out with her? Or keep the brown haired little annoying bitch in which you
now call "girlfriend" or other wise known and Rinoa..*cough*slut*cough*?
2.I don't care if this violates your rights or not! You are tied down and ducktaped my friend!
All I want to know is a)Are you a virgin? and b)if so would you do it with the blonde described up above
and if you aren't who did you do it with and would you still do it with the blonde described up above?
Thanks for your time dead gorgeous!
Angel's Wing
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Squall: I might, if I lived in your world, but you'll have to have more than looks. A-a VIRGIN......??
I-I-I.............................
Kaitou: ....................So, Squall. *holds up chainsaw*
Squall: *stares at chainsaw* Y-YES!! I'm still 17!! 17!! I'm trying to save sex for AFTER I get married!!
*stares at Kaitou and mouths: I. DESPISE. YOU.*
Kaitou: *mouths: I. LOVE. YOU. LOTS. TOO. SQUALL.* So, what do you have to say, PinkStarz??
-----PinkStarz
Ooh, Squally is in a chair with duct tape! How fun! Ok, My Q's are:
1) In Kingdom Hearts, what's with the long hair, belts on the arm, and wings on the back of your jacket,
which are exactly like Rinoa's?
2) What do you always say '...whatever.' Do you think it makes you cool or something?
3) What's with the fur on the jacket?
and finally...
4) If you had to be locked in a room with either Seifer, Selphie, Rinoa, Quistis, Zell, or rvie,
who would it be and why?
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Squall: @@;; I have those??
(AN: Hey, send me one of those pics!! ^^)
Squall: Anyway, I say "whatever" because I want to END conversations. Since I was
an anti-social person, I didn't like to talk much. WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THE
STUPID FUR JACKET!! If I would be stick in a room,
it'd be with Seifer, cause then I could kill him and say it was Self Defense.
Kaitou: L&H is next!! ^^
-----L&H
LIkE OMG! Ok so like hi Squally boy Here are my questions
1* What song did you hum to that shadow in Obel Lake?
2* If you could be any type of animal what would it be
3* If you had the chance to kill Seifer right now
how would you do it (:asuming you were not tied to a chair with duct tape:)
4* If you were trapped on a desert island with the whole gang and all of them
were driving you eaqually
nuts and all you had with you was a base ball bat who would you hit with it first
5* OHHHH and last question!
How long do you think you will be under Kaitou's
command assuming you dont try to escape?
Bye Bye Squally boy bye Kaitou
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Squall: Uh, "hi" to you, too. I'd be a lion, duh. The old-fanshioned way: take him
out to a Chinese Resturant and stick a chopstick right through his heart. I'd definately
hit Laguna; even though he is my dad since he never shuts up. And about Kaitou.......-_-;;
Kaitou: ^^;; Um, you know my name, right? "Kaitou" means Theif in Japanese!! ^^;;
So ummmm.............I sorta......well..........
Squall: Come on. They deserve to know.
Kaitou: ...........I..............I KIDNAPPED HIM!!
Audience: GASP!!
Kaitou: I'm sorry, but I HAD TO!!! It's in my NAME!!
Squall: ....Thus, I'm strapped to a chair with duct tape. -_-;;
Yes, symphasize me.
Kaitou: I promise I'll release him SOON!! But that would mean the end of ASK SQUALL!!
Squall: Gee. That'd be too bad.
Kaitou: Quiet. *slaps a peice of duct tape to his forhead*
Squall: .............................
Kaitou: Redrum's next!!
----Redrum
It's too bad they banned these from ff.net. If they were all as funny as this I would deffenitly protest against the rule. ^_^
Question(s):
Why do you always wear gloves?
Why do you like Rinoa, when all she does is call you a meanie?
How do you feel about yaoi?
Do you like poetry?
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Kaitou: ^^ Thank you for thinking all of this rambling as funny!! ^^ THANK YOU! I worked really
hard trying to smuggle Squall in my suitcase here!! ^^
Squall: Yeah. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Kaitou: Squall, you have some questions, remember?
Squall: ..........I wear gloves cause I handle my gunblade a lot and my hands would get all sore if I don't.
If you don't get that, play the game over again. Yaoi is what Yoai is. As long as they don't really include
it in the actual GAME. Poetry? I'm not sure.
Kaitou: Last one is trajik007!!
------trajik007'
..........uh oh...this one may make him seriously faint................have you ever.........umm...........i cant say it like that.......
have you ever............fantasised about.............a certain blond guy thats 6"somthin', green eyes, always smirking, smart
A^%$, yet seiously hot guy named Seifer??????????????????? DETAILS PLEEEEEEEEEEESE
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Squall: You're right. I am going to faint. Hold on, this MAY take a few seconds.
Kaitou: .................*few seconds go by*.....................
Squall: *faints*...........................
Kaitou: Wow, 5 seconds. He's never held out this long before. Wait a minute!! Squall!! Wake up!!
I have to tell you something!!! COME ON!! *starts to simulaniously slap him across the face*
Squall: I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE!! GOD, DO YOU WAKE EVERYONE UP LIKE THIS????
Kaitou: Soory. It's a habit. ANYWAY, I've got something to ask you.
Squall: .......NO. NOO!! NO WAY!! We're both TOO YOUNG!! NO.
Kaitou: Huh? I was just.......going to ask you if you liked a red chainsaw or a blue chain saw....
what do you mean by--*finally gets it* ..............................
Squall: ........................................
Kaitou: You thought that I was.................asking you to.................
Squall: ....................................
Kaitou: THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PERVERTED TALK AND THOUGHTS, SQUALL!!
YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY IN A ROOM LOCKED WITH LAGUNA!! STARTING NOW!!
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaitou: Oh, before that, I want to know something.
Squall: What?
Kaitou: Are we done with this fic yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Now?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Now?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: NOW?
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitou: Geesh, Squall, no need to YELL. Unless you want to be stuck with Zell AND Laguna....
Squall: THE HORROR--THE HORROR!!!!!!!
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So how was this one?? I know the ending was a bit weird, though......^^;; You can now either direct questions
to either Squall OR me, so feel free to ask!! ^^ Don't worry, Squall was not, in any way, physically harmed.
Mentally is a different matter.
Hello? Argh! Never mind. ^^ Yes, this is Kaitou Rikku, but people just call me Kaitou (Theif) for
good reasons. What? Why are you looking at me like that?? WHAT??
Disclaimer: FFVIIII, McDonalds, and other stuff here do not belong to me, but to their rightful owners, duh.
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Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it time yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Is it--
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaitou: *nearly blown away* GOD SQUALL! No need to YELL!!
Squall: *panting*
Kaitou: Is it time yet? Hehehee....just kidding. *notices* Oh, they're all here now.
It's TIME!!!
Squall: *looks up to the ceiling and puts his hands together* Thank you God.........
Kaitou: Hi, and welcome, eveyone. ^^ Our first question is from Garet with a perplexing question.
-----Garet
Question:
Squall, how is it that you are 17 and your father (Laguna) is only 27? That means that he
was only 10 when... o.o ...and he looked a lot older than 10 at that time.
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Squall: Oooh, actually that is a really easy question.
Kaitou: You see, when Squall was dreaming,Laguna was 27 AT THAT TIME in the dream.
So Laguna would probably be around his late 30s right now. Next question is from Steel!!
-----Steel
Squall,I have one question,
How does it feel being the only non-blonde main hero in the FF series.(7~10)
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Squall: What? You don't like my hair? *talks in a hurtful voice* You know, I spend
3 HOURS in front of the mirror every morning so I could get this look......A-and I
just--just WANT to have a little credit, y-you know??
Kaitou: Geesh, Squall. No need to get emotional. It's not like you. @@;;
The person's just asking you how you FEEL about it.
Squall: Oh. That changes things then.
Kaitou: No, really.
Squall: Oh god, all the guys always talk about this whenever we go to the cafe. ALWAYS!!
Kaitou: I think it's like that cause after the more "Fantasy" in FFVII (I love FFVII, too), Square started to
go in a more "realistic" story. Such as learning to love. Don't get me wrong. FFVII has love difficulties too,
but it's more of a love triangle. So, I guess that's WHY.
Squall: How I feel? I feel okay, I guess. I got a lot of admiriers......
Kaitou: *waves arm frantically in front of Squall* SQUALL! SQUALL!! Over HERE!! Look at ME!!
LOOK AT ME!!
Squall: Kaitou, you sit right in front of me. I can see you.
Kaitou: AHHHHHHHH!! HE SEES ME!! HE LOOKED AT MEE!! OMG!! OMG!! NEXT LETTER FROM Shards of Sky!!
-----Shards of Sky
Squall, why in the name of Hyne did you reject Quistis? speaking of Hyne, are you religious? if so, what religion? also,
what's your favorite model Gunblade? what would you do if Kaitou here were to untie you and ask you to ravage her (yes,
i just had to throw in a token perv question)? last question - what do you think of Xu?
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Squall: Why? The game was like that, but you can always make fanfics about me and her. Religious? I'm not sure.......
My favorite model is the Lion Heart. What would I do if Kaitou were to untie me and.......@@;;
Kaitou: ..............
Squall: .................
Kaitou: Is it just me, or is it getting disturbing in here?
Squall: I don't know, and I don't want to find out.
Kaitou: Okay, from now on, all perverted questions concerning me and Squall go straight to Irvine, okay?
Squall: Yeah, like I'd even ravage YOU......
Kaitou: OH? Like there's something WRONG with me? (Not that's I'd LET you ravage me.......)
Squall: Uhh--no, no. I just..............................
Kaitou: We'll talk about this later. Mai is talking to you.
-----Mai
Hi kaitou ^_^!!!
hi squall ( I can't beleive I'm saying that .
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Kaitou: Hiyee, Mai!! ^^
Squall: That wasn't a question but....*waves hand cautiously when Kaitou brings out a wooden log*
Kaitou: ^^ RPGirl's next!!
-----RPGirl (too lazy to log in)
Hi Squall and Kaitou!
So Squall, what does it feel like to save the world? Has your life more meaning now?
How do you feel about that the jerk Laguna is your father (no offense...)?
Are you going to MARRY Rinoa? *giggle, giggle*
Would you mind to come by my house on my birthday, march 3rd?
And to Kaitou, if someone tries to take this story (ah, well) away, tell me, and I'll knock 'em so hard they'll be bouncing
for a week! And by the way, give Squally a big kiss for me! ^.^
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Squall: Saving th world has really changed me. It really hit me how it took only 48 hours.
Kaitou: 48 HOURS?? Only??
Squall: Well, that's how long it took for you to beat FFVIII.....
Kaitou: Oh.
Squall: My life has a but more meaning now, since I've been reunited with my friends from the orphanage...Laguna
being my father doesn't bother me..............the fact that he used to have a crush on Rinoa's mom DOES. @@;; MARRY
Rinoa? I dunno.......she didn't ASK me yet....
WHACK!!
Kaitou: *whacks Squall with the log* YOU'RE the one who has to propose, weirdo!!
Squall: Okay, okay!! I'm still new to this whole "LOVE" thing, okay?? March 3rd........I dunno. I might be
busy with trying to overthrow another power-hungrey sorceress......
Kaitou: If someone tries to steal this story, i'll let you know first, okay?? ^^ Thank you very much for
caring so much!!
Squall: What does she mean when she says give "Squally a big kiss for me"....?
Kaitou: .............................
Squall: ..............................
Kaitou: ...........................You DID brush your teeth this morning, didn't you?
Squall: ........What for?
Kaitou: I think I'm going to regret this but....................
Squall: WHAT?? You don't MEAN--NOOOOOOOO!
Kaitou: *closes her eyes* Squall, I'm sorry that I didn't tell you this before but--I like another
guy, too.
Squall: .........WHAT?
Kaitou: I mean, I'll always love you, too, but I also like this one guy, too..........
Squall: *happy* YOU DO??? WHO??
Kaitou: ..............
Guy: Doko wa......INU-YASHA!!! (My name is......INU-YASHA!!) *pulls out really
HUGE sword towards Squall*
Squall: ........................@@;;
Kaitou: ^^;; *tells Inu-chan to put his soward away* Yeah. So you'll both have to be
willing to share ONE fan girl, okay??
Squall: I'd be happy to give you away, ANYTIME.
Kaitou: *ignores statement* AlBhedDreamer, let's see you work you machina!!
-----AlBhedDreamer
Okayies! *waves* My questions are, if you were on Survivor and you had to eat either
a horsefly, or a dungbeetle, which would you choose and why? If you took me on a date,
*giggles* where would you take me? Do you like Austin Powers? How many fingers am
I holding up? How do you feel when people bash Rinoa? Out of all the Final Fantasy 8
characters, which do you consider your best friend? Do you ever out of the blue break
dance? Um.. that's about it. Love ya! and call me! *hands him phone number and winks*
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Squall: *inhales* Horsefly--sounds better. McDonalds. Don't have that movie in my world.
Three. Weird and sorta interested. Zell. No. Call you?
Kaitou: Come on!! Let me see! I'll save it for you!! *takes paper away from his hands*
*reads* "1-800-SQUALL-LUVER".................Uh, okay. Noir Malefice, let's hear your words
of wisdom....
------Noir Malefice
OK 2 things :
1: Dude ok how come ya look like a girl?My sis thought u and Irvine where females
2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH UR JACKET!?? IT FUR COLLAR LOOKS
LIKE KILLED A DOG....
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Squall: Somebody drew me like that--or i was born this way. Sorry if it offends you.
I did NOT kill a dog.
Kaitou: Yeah, it was a squirrel.
Squall: SQUIRREL??
Kaitou: Yeah. good thing you agree with me, Squall. ^^ Quycksylver's next!!
-----Quicksylver
OK...here are my questions for Squall
1. Why are you such a jerk?
2. Who is your favorite guy to be paired with in yaoi fics?
3. Who/What did you have to sleep with to get the starring role in FF8?
4. What the hell are all those belts for? Chastity?
~Q~
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Squall: Because I'm anti-social, thus I'm strapped to a chair to answer these tedius questions.
Kaitou: *throws Squall her death-glare*
Squall: M-my favorite guy?? @@;; *faints*
Kaitou: *holding a chainsaw* What? Why are you guys looking at me like that??
I didn't do anything but turn this thing on!!
Squall: Sleep with? .................*stares at Kaitou*
Kaitou: What?
Squall: *turns back tot he audience* You're better off not knowing. I already told you, the belts are for
just in case my pants fall down. They ARE baggy, you know.
Kaitou: .............Uh, okay. Dark Raion, please begin your sharing....^^
------Dark Raion
I've returned...
To Kaitou: First off, shame on you for strapping Squall to a chair with duct tape. What if you mess
up his hair? Second, they may have changed the rules. Or maybe, if we all stay quiet about it, they
won't notice. On to my questions.
Squall: So, why don't you just kill Seifer, then, and call it self defense? After all, you are the
commander of a Garden, and he is the scourge of the universe. Who's word would they take? Or better yet,
I can kill him for you! Okay, moving on... Why didn't you shut Selphie up when she would start singing that
damn train song? Do you ever intend to retire from SeeD? Could I hire you to assasinate N'Sync? Do you ever
plan on having children, like with Rinoa? Okay, that's it for now...
Oh yeah... I have two posters AND a wall scroll. So there! But don't you think kissing it in the morning, or
any time of day for that matter, is going WAY overboard, Kaitou? Sayonara ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: I HAD TO!! He wouldn't answer any of the questions!!
Squall: Self Defense? Hey, great idea. Selphie was having a good time, so I decided not
to do anything.....after all, she does have IRVINE following her which would be some sort of nightmare....
Retire? I guess. I don't DO assasinations; Irvine does. Of course I plan of having kids. who else would
gain control of SeeD after I die??
Kaitou: ^^;; I was just being a little sarcastic there. I mean, since with my new poster of Inu-chan,
I haven't kissed it for a week now.
Squall: YES.
Kaitou: Anyway, Angel's Wing (tasukiandtoyasgirl@yahoo.com)'s asking you a question Squall!!
Squall: Joy to the world.
----Angel's Wing (tasukiandtoyasgirl@yahoo.com)
Ok Squall I have a couple of questions for you:
1.If you had a beautiful blonde hair, green eyed woman(with big breast she has been told by admirors)
wanting you everyday that she stares at her Squall action figure, gorgious Squall poster and wallscroll,
would you dump Rinoa and go out with her? Or keep the brown haired little annoying bitch in which you
now call "girlfriend" or other wise known and Rinoa..*cough*slut*cough*?
2.I don't care if this violates your rights or not! You are tied down and ducktaped my friend!
All I want to know is a)Are you a virgin? and b)if so would you do it with the blonde described up above
and if you aren't who did you do it with and would you still do it with the blonde described up above?
Thanks for your time dead gorgeous!
Angel's Wing
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Squall: I might, if I lived in your world, but you'll have to have more than looks. A-a VIRGIN......??
I-I-I.............................
Kaitou: ....................So, Squall. *holds up chainsaw*
Squall: *stares at chainsaw* Y-YES!! I'm still 17!! 17!! I'm trying to save sex for AFTER I get married!!
*stares at Kaitou and mouths: I. DESPISE. YOU.*
Kaitou: *mouths: I. LOVE. YOU. LOTS. TOO. SQUALL.* So, what do you have to say, PinkStarz??
-----PinkStarz
Ooh, Squally is in a chair with duct tape! How fun! Ok, My Q's are:
1) In Kingdom Hearts, what's with the long hair, belts on the arm, and wings on the back of your jacket,
which are exactly like Rinoa's?
2) What do you always say '...whatever.' Do you think it makes you cool or something?
3) What's with the fur on the jacket?
and finally...
4) If you had to be locked in a room with either Seifer, Selphie, Rinoa, Quistis, Zell, or rvie,
who would it be and why?
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Squall: @@;; I have those??
(AN: Hey, send me one of those pics!! ^^)
Squall: Anyway, I say "whatever" because I want to END conversations. Since I was
an anti-social person, I didn't like to talk much. WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THE
STUPID FUR JACKET!! If I would be stick in a room,
it'd be with Seifer, cause then I could kill him and say it was Self Defense.
Kaitou: L&H is next!! ^^
-----L&H
LIkE OMG! Ok so like hi Squally boy Here are my questions
1* What song did you hum to that shadow in Obel Lake?
2* If you could be any type of animal what would it be
3* If you had the chance to kill Seifer right now
how would you do it (:asuming you were not tied to a chair with duct tape:)
4* If you were trapped on a desert island with the whole gang and all of them
were driving you eaqually
nuts and all you had with you was a base ball bat who would you hit with it first
5* OHHHH and last question!
How long do you think you will be under Kaitou's
command assuming you dont try to escape?
Bye Bye Squally boy bye Kaitou
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Squall: Uh, "hi" to you, too. I'd be a lion, duh. The old-fanshioned way: take him
out to a Chinese Resturant and stick a chopstick right through his heart. I'd definately
hit Laguna; even though he is my dad since he never shuts up. And about Kaitou.......-_-;;
Kaitou: ^^;; Um, you know my name, right? "Kaitou" means Theif in Japanese!! ^^;;
So ummmm.............I sorta......well..........
Squall: Come on. They deserve to know.
Kaitou: ...........I..............I KIDNAPPED HIM!!
Audience: GASP!!
Kaitou: I'm sorry, but I HAD TO!!! It's in my NAME!!
Squall: ....Thus, I'm strapped to a chair with duct tape. -_-;;
Yes, symphasize me.
Kaitou: I promise I'll release him SOON!! But that would mean the end of ASK SQUALL!!
Squall: Gee. That'd be too bad.
Kaitou: Quiet. *slaps a peice of duct tape to his forhead*
Squall: .............................
Kaitou: Redrum's next!!
----Redrum
It's too bad they banned these from ff.net. If they were all as funny as this I would deffenitly protest against the rule. ^_^
Question(s):
Why do you always wear gloves?
Why do you like Rinoa, when all she does is call you a meanie?
How do you feel about yaoi?
Do you like poetry?
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Kaitou: ^^ Thank you for thinking all of this rambling as funny!! ^^ THANK YOU! I worked really
hard trying to smuggle Squall in my suitcase here!! ^^
Squall: Yeah. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Kaitou: Squall, you have some questions, remember?
Squall: ..........I wear gloves cause I handle my gunblade a lot and my hands would get all sore if I don't.
If you don't get that, play the game over again. Yaoi is what Yoai is. As long as they don't really include
it in the actual GAME. Poetry? I'm not sure.
Kaitou: Last one is trajik007!!
------trajik007'
..........uh oh...this one may make him seriously faint................have you ever.........umm...........i cant say it like that.......
have you ever............fantasised about.............a certain blond guy thats 6"somthin', green eyes, always smirking, smart
A^%$, yet seiously hot guy named Seifer??????????????????? DETAILS PLEEEEEEEEEEESE
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Squall: You're right. I am going to faint. Hold on, this MAY take a few seconds.
Kaitou: .................*few seconds go by*.....................
Squall: *faints*...........................
Kaitou: Wow, 5 seconds. He's never held out this long before. Wait a minute!! Squall!! Wake up!!
I have to tell you something!!! COME ON!! *starts to simulaniously slap him across the face*
Squall: I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE!! GOD, DO YOU WAKE EVERYONE UP LIKE THIS????
Kaitou: Soory. It's a habit. ANYWAY, I've got something to ask you.
Squall: .......NO. NOO!! NO WAY!! We're both TOO YOUNG!! NO.
Kaitou: Huh? I was just.......going to ask you if you liked a red chainsaw or a blue chain saw....
what do you mean by--*finally gets it* ..............................
Squall: ........................................
Kaitou: You thought that I was.................asking you to.................
Squall: ....................................
Kaitou: THAT'S IT!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PERVERTED TALK AND THOUGHTS, SQUALL!!
YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND A WHOLE DAY IN A ROOM LOCKED WITH LAGUNA!! STARTING NOW!!
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kaitou: Oh, before that, I want to know something.
Squall: What?
Kaitou: Are we done with this fic yet?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Now?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: Now?
Squall: No.
Kaitou: NOW?
Squall: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Kaitou: Geesh, Squall, no need to YELL. Unless you want to be stuck with Zell AND Laguna....
Squall: THE HORROR--THE HORROR!!!!!!!
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So how was this one?? I know the ending was a bit weird, though......^^;; You can now either direct questions
to either Squall OR me, so feel free to ask!! ^^ Don't worry, Squall was not, in any way, physically harmed.
Mentally is a different matter.