OKAY. This TEARS it. I can NOT understand why this fic gets so much attention!!!
Is it cause it's FUNNY? WELL?? If that's so, then what about my OTHER fics too???
They're as funny as this one will ever be!!! Come on!! If I don't get enough reviews
for my other fics I'm gonna BLOW (NO, not THAT way, you perverts)!!! Pleeeeaaasssse
R&R my other stories too. ^^;; Anyway, on to this fic.
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Chapter 4: Fight
Author: Kaitou Rikku (Master Theif)
Disclaimer: No, Squall is not mine, even though I did manage to kidnap him and duct
tape him to a chair. He still belongs to his rightful owners no matter how hard I try.
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Squall: Kaitou, no.
Kaitou: Please??? I think you're getting lonely!!!
Squall: No.
Kaitou: But you're lonely.
Squall: NO. I DO NOT want you to kidnap HAMATARO to keep me company!!
Kaitou: Awwww, but he's so cuuuuuuute...............
Squall: ........................................I'm won't say anthing. -_-;;
Kaitou: Hmpth. Quycksylver is first.
---Quycksylver
Hee! I made Squall faint! *does a happy dance* But you never answered my yaoi question...
so who IS your favorite yaoi partner? *maniacal laughter*
~Q~
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Squall: Oh yeah, fine. Side with the Theif, why don't you???
Kaitou: *snif* You're just jealous, that's all.
Squall: Please, I have more fans than you'll ever have.
Kaitou: Oh YEAH?? I'm SURE that there are LOTS of guys out there who like me!!
Right???? RIGHT?? Yes, I'm talking to YOU!! The guy who's reading this!!
Squall: Kaitou, I really think you're losing it.
Kaitou: OH REALLY?? Then how come I'M not the one who can't pick potential
gay mate???
Squall: HEY.
Kaitou: Anyway, just answer it before I put bows in your hair again.
Squall: Enough said. Seifer.
---Tankzer
Squall most people have said FF8 sucks?What is your idea of this?And which is
your fave FF game?(Not inculding 8 or 7,inculing tactics) But last,out of all the
aeons,summons,and GF's which are your top 10 fave's?
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Squall: If those people are reading this, they're wasting their time.
Kaitou: Squall, that was mean. If people don't like you or me or FFVIII,
I don't give a danm. People think what they think. No one can
control other people's feelings.
Squall: @@;; That was the most soulful thing you said in this series.
Anyway, my favorite FF game would be FFX. My favorite aeon
is......................Griever, from VIII. Shiva from FFX.
Kaitou: Kamikaze Mission is next!!
---Kamikaze Mission
firstly,Kaitou: Kudos on managing to kidnap Squall and duct tape him to a chair, wish i had thought of it... o well
Okies- Squall, hon, have you ever even FANTASIZED about Quistis? I mean, she has got to be the prettiest
girl in the game, and why you picked rinoa over her baffles me, PLUS her weapon is a whip!!!! That has to give
you ideas... can you even imagine all the possibilities?!
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Kaitou: Thank you for the kudos!! ^^
Squall: Ugh. Another Kaitou fan.
Kaitou: Hey!! Anyway, I'd liek to tell you aaaalllll about me kidnapping Squall!! ^^
Squall: Great.
Kaitou:
1. Balamb Garden was big!! I was posing there as a student!! ^^ But danm, those shoes were killing me
and that DRESS. UGH. I HATE dresses.
2. On the second day there, Irvine began to stalk me for some reason. Don't know, don't ask.
3. The third day, I stole a hotdog from Zell. It was GOOD. But that's okay though, cause he had 99
more hotdogs. Oh, and did I mention that Zell started to choke? Yeah, he passed out, but the library
girl gave him CPR so it was okay.
4. On the fourth day, I still haven't seen Squall. I was beginning to give up....Well, that day
I saw Selphie performing The End to some of her stalkers.
5. That day was the fateful day. I kidnapped Squall by tricking him with a water gun. Don't ask.
Sure, he was sorta wet, but alive.
6. I stuffed him into my suitcase and made it to here. ^^
7. This day was when the first chapter of this story came out. ^^
Squall: Painful memories........
Kaitou: ^^;;
Squall: Okay, I'm NOT a pervert and I don't touch Quisitis's whip, ok?
Kaitou: Anyway, Squalls' Girl is next.
---Squall's Girl
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Squall I'm like, so in love with you!!!!! I own 4 different wallscrolls
(but theres no possible way that they'll all fit in my room so I only have one up and switch ocasionally),
2 posters, a painting of you that I won at an auction at an expo, a key chain, an action figure/model
and a SUPER KAWAII chibi plush doll thats about 35 cm long and is very cuddly. Your still a virgin?!?!
thats sooooooo cute!!!!!! I loooooooove the way you do your hair!!!!!!!! Its VERY attractive and frames your
face perfectly!!!! Don't change it! I love your outfit too!!!!! Don't listen to what other people say, your sexy.
You are so hot and yet to find anyone hotter. Anyhoo on with the questions.
1.So like does the blade part of your gunblade get in the way of the guns part firing? And thats why you have to
fire right when the gunblade touches the enemy. To make it short, can it fire from a distance like a regular gun?
2.Do you watch anime? If so, which one is your favorite? If not I recomend you see Rurouni Kenshin/Samuri X,
its good.
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Squall: ........No, it can't. Yes I do. And do you know why?
Kaitou: Because I force him to watch it with me cause I looooove anime!! ^^
Squall: ......................
Kaitou: Kimi Valkyrie is next!!
---Kimi Valkyrie
Hehehe. Very good job of duct taping Squall up.
Hi Squall! I have a copy of your Griever chain and I have several questions to ask:
1) Why did you say sorry to Rinoa when she called you a meanie in Timber?
2) Why are you stoic?
and
3) What is up with the three belts on your leg??? if your pants were falling, you would place three belts also on your other leg!!
3.What kind of music do you like? And whats your favorite artist?
4.Will you sign one of my wallscrolls?
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Squall: ANOTHER Kaitou fan!! Danm it all!!!
Kaitou: Hey!! That's MY fan, you big bully!!
Squall: Whatever. I said "sorry" cause I didn't want her to think I was a "meanie"......I think. I'm stoic cause I am.
The belts, you'll have to ask my creators cause I was just guessing. Music? Don't listent o much of it.
Sign one of your wallscrolls?
Kaitou: Ooooh, sign mine too!!!!
Squall: Leave me alone!!!
Kaitou: Fine. Rinoa aka Kayah (forest_dame@hotmail.com) is next.
---Rinoa aka Kayah (forest_dame@hotmail.com)
Hiya Squalls and Kaitou!!! (You're doing a fantastic job Kaitou!!!)
Okay, Squally babe. I have your ring on my finger right now and I also look like Rinoa, I AM Rinoa.
So whatcha say to that hon? I am Rinoa in a different world...but anyway questions...
What do you like better? Llama's or Mad Goats? And if I offered you a bowl of fried chicken with
noddles, would you accept it?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOME GUY'S HARRASSING ME!!! SQUALL!!! SAVE ME! *cries*
Mwuahaha...he's gone for now, I'm asking you questions from the safty of the goldfish pond...but anyway...
If I said that General Caraway was trying to marry me off in an arranged marrage to Irvine, Laguna,
Raijin or Seifer, what would you do?And what do you like better? Chocolate or Champagne?
Come bring me back to our world Squally....this world's scary...
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Squall: ANOTHER KAITOU FAN!!
Kaitou: *gasp* This is Rinoa speaking Squall!!
Squall: Oh. I liek llamas cause I do. Yes I would except. I'd take a chopstick and stick it through their hearts.
chocolate. Don't worry, Rinaos. I'll go as soon as Kaitou frees me which won't be for another decade or so.
Kaitou: Ha ha. Sirea is next.
---Sirea
Hi kaitou and...Squall...dammit, why didn't you kidnap Zell instead? at least he would have been a better sport about it! Ok, here's my questions...
Is Zell really that hyper in real life?
What's Zell's dorm room number?
What's Zell's favorite hot dog condiment?
Did Zell ever get over the Timber incident?
Is Zell really suicidal and/or a drug addict like all the fanfics say?
Squall, if you were gay, would you do it with Zell?
Tee-hee...thanks! *swoon* I love Zell!
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Kaitou: Kidnap Zell? I dunno. I'll have to feed him truckloads of hotdogs.....
Squall: Why am I answering Zell's stuff?? Oh well. Yes, he is hyper active.
Irvine and Quisits are currently trying to slip him depressents into his
hotdogs....Room # is 136. Condiment? What's that? No, Zell
is not a drug addict. I I were gay I'd............uhhhh...................
Kaitou: TnM aka Touya no miko is next.
---TnM aka Touya no miko
Hiya Squally-poo!I have a few question for you!
1.What does "Hyne" mean?
2.Did you really kiss Rinoa at the end of FF8?
3.If you can be invisible for one day what would ya do?
4.If you were a girl what name do you want?
That's all for now see ya!^_^V
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Squall: "Hyne"?? I think it's a ketchup brand.
Kaitou: That's "Hein", Squall.
Squall: Whatever. Yes, I did kiss her, but I missed her mouth and got a lot of hair.
I could could be invisable, I'd escape from Kaitou.
Kaitou: HEY!!!
Squall: I like the name "Lulu".....it rings to me somehow.....................
Kaitou: .....Uhhhh.........okay. Fujin's Dude is here.
--Fujin's Dude
I got a question for you, you Quistis rejecting, gun-blade swinging peice of garbage!
1: Is that you real colored hair?
2: if you had any choice of a women from ff10, who would you want? (personally, Lulu.)
3: have you ever though of knocking Rinoa out, tying her up, stuffing her in a suit case,
pouring cement on it and sending it into space?
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Squall: Dude, if you hate me that much, why are you still reading this??
Kaitou: Answer the guy, Squall.
Squall: *sighs* Yes, this is my real hair color. Lulu, I said. Yes, I've thought of that aaaaalllll
throughout the second disc.
Kaitou: Pepper is next.
---Pepper
pepper:1)why....are your pants so.....fuckin tight and don't tell me they're baggy cuz I
played ff8 ten times in a row and they are NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)will u PLEEZ not kill seifer? Besides u, he's the only hot guy in the game. if u want to
kill somone pleez kill riona, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY(not to mention other riona haters)
riona haters:YEAH!!!!
pepper: SEE!!!! we will be very hapy if u kill that fuckin whore
riona haters: YEAH!!!!!!
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Squall: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! ASK THE CREATORS!!
Kaitou: *snif*
Squall: What is it now???
Kaitou: ......*snif* Nothing. You wouldn't understand cause you're not real.....
(AN: Ok, look. Face it, Squall is not a real person. This fic is just for fun.
*I* wrote it. *I*'m answering as Squall. I'm real and I have feelings, too, you know.
If you want to point out a mistake, then you don't need to swear at me excessiely.
It makes me sad and I feel bad, okay?? I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but I try my best, ok??)
Squall: I won't kill Seifer. Actually, he's not really a bad guy. Maybe we'll
get over our differences one day and become friends........I can't really kill
Rinoa either. She was alive in the end and there's not way I can change that.
Kaitou: Sorry Keeshe Kal'daka, I only post reviews that have questions in it from now on. ^^;;
AlBhedDreamer is next though.
---AlBhedDreamer
Hey Squally Dolly! Hey Kaitou! ^_^ I came back cos I had more questions! ^_^
1. If Rinoa had never been in the game, and someone else...say, me, was in it instead,
who would you pick to be together with? *blushes*
2. Do you watch Sponge Bob Square Pants?
3. If so, who's your favorite character?
4. How do see your computer screen if you're always starring at your lap?
5. If you had to be locked into a house, (I know what Kaitou is doing to you isn't much better,
but anyway.) with only one person, who would it be?
6. Do you watch soup operas?
7. Would you ever take me on that date to McDonalds? ^_^'
Byers!
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Squall: Yes, i would because it'd be part of the game, right? Yes, I watch SpongBob.
Kaitou: Yeah, I think it's cute!! ^^
Squall: I like Patrick somehow.......I don't stare at my lap cause that's just wrong. My arms are duct tapped but my
hands are free so I can type. Kaitou answered that question in the last chapter. No, I don't watch soap operas.
Irvine does. I might if you help me escape.
Kaitou: Hmpth. Don't worry Squall, I'll let you go, I promise!!
Squall: Really?
Kaitou: Yeah!! After all, I am the Master Theif!! I keep my word!!
Squall: When?
Kaitou: *looks a little sad* Soon........
Squall: YES.
Kaitou: Fire and ice monkey is next.
---Fire and Ice monkey
I feel kinda stupid doing this but... oh well...
Does the thought of you and some dude scare you?
Do you like history?
if so... what is your favorite time deally?
hm... well thats it... man... I wish I had one of my 13 characters duct taped to a chair in my room...
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Squall: Stupid?
Kaitou: It's not stupid, this is funny!! ^^
Squall: Uh, yeah, okay. The thought of me and another dude doesn't really scare me.
I like history, I think. Lots of beheadings and stuff. The Elizibehtian times.
Kaitou: Don't worry, Monkey. If you work hard, then you'll manage to kidnap a few characters too
Noi is next.
---Noi
I'm back!
This is what I want to know.
1) What do you really feel about Rinoa, and you're other "friends"?
2)And as I have heard, Edea (Matron) was a some sorcceress who was stoped? Anyhow, what I'm
pointing at is that (I think) you and the others forgave her for what ever she did. But for the Seifer
condition (Ultimecia etc.), you and the others haven't. My question is why is it so hard for you to
forgive him, and so easy for you to forgive Edea (sorcceress)? Seifer was a child at the orphanage as
Edea was the caretaker, too so you know both of them. What makes it so different? AND DO NOT COUT
SEIFERS NAUGHTY ATTITUDE AS AN EXCUSE he was just him (all ppl are different). He was just
another person trying to reach his personal goal.
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Squall: Dedication is what I feel. We all forgave Edea cause she was being controlled by Utlimecia.
I never said I hated Seifer. He's just my rival. I can forgive him anytime. But I haven't seen Seifer
lately so.......
Kaitou: Wow, Noi. ^^ Very nice insight of the human mind. Trajik007 is next.
---Trajik007
Okay, Squall? I know, I want to know somthing you might not know.............but..............
if you dont know, can you ask him? for me????????????prrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeettttttttttyyyyyyyyy please???????
Or, Kaitou, can you kidnapp him for a short time to answer da question? Okay, Would Seifer ever go out with me,
and where would he take me? Why do you hate him so much? Is he inot porn? Is he an asshole to girls he likes? what
about girls who like him? I'm kinda like Seifer. Does he like short women? Tall? blond, brunett or red head? tee hee, ok,
just makin sure i fit his expectations. well, if I dont, I'll kidnapp him AND you, and do the same thing Kaitou is doing, only,
both of you nakie and............oops, got carried away.......
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Squall: Seifer probably would. He's popular with the ladies and he knows it. He'd probably take you to
Chucky Cheese's. Trust me. I've seen pictures. I don't think he's into porn. And no, he's not an asshole.
I dunno what type he likes in girls, but I think he's interested in girls like him................
Kaitou: .....^^;;
Squall: ..........You would......kidnap me and Seifer and..........
Kaitou: ................
Squall: Thank you for kidnapping me first, Kaitou.
Kaitou: Anytime. you seem to have a lot of fans.
Squall: Yeah, more than you.
Kaitou NUH-UH!!
Squall: UH-HUH!!!
Kaitou: NUH-UH!!
Squall: UH-HUH!!
Kaitou:ALRIGHT!! THAT'S IT!! I can't stand you anymore!! Listen up, people-who-are-reading this!!
Next chapter will be a BATTLE BETWEEN ME AND SQUALL!! The POINT?? WHO HAS MORE FANS!!!
Squall: YOU'RE ON!!!
Kaitou: FINE!!! *faces audience* WELL?? REVIEW AND ASK QUESTIONS AND VOTE FOR ME OR
SQUALL!!!
Squall: YOU AIN'T GOT A CHANCE!!
Kaitou: I MAKE THAT UP BY KIDNAPPING YOU!!!
Squall: THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!
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Weird chapter. Me and Squall fight. Review and vote. Tell us why you vote for either one of us, ok??
News: The next chappy might be the secong last one........ R&R this and my other stories too!!!
E-mail at KaitouRikku@attbi.com!!!
Lotsa Love and Jewls,
K a i t o u
(M a s t er T h e i f)
Is it cause it's FUNNY? WELL?? If that's so, then what about my OTHER fics too???
They're as funny as this one will ever be!!! Come on!! If I don't get enough reviews
for my other fics I'm gonna BLOW (NO, not THAT way, you perverts)!!! Pleeeeaaasssse
R&R my other stories too. ^^;; Anyway, on to this fic.
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Chapter 4: Fight
Author: Kaitou Rikku (Master Theif)
Disclaimer: No, Squall is not mine, even though I did manage to kidnap him and duct
tape him to a chair. He still belongs to his rightful owners no matter how hard I try.
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Squall: Kaitou, no.
Kaitou: Please??? I think you're getting lonely!!!
Squall: No.
Kaitou: But you're lonely.
Squall: NO. I DO NOT want you to kidnap HAMATARO to keep me company!!
Kaitou: Awwww, but he's so cuuuuuuute...............
Squall: ........................................I'm won't say anthing. -_-;;
Kaitou: Hmpth. Quycksylver is first.
---Quycksylver
Hee! I made Squall faint! *does a happy dance* But you never answered my yaoi question...
so who IS your favorite yaoi partner? *maniacal laughter*
~Q~
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Squall: Oh yeah, fine. Side with the Theif, why don't you???
Kaitou: *snif* You're just jealous, that's all.
Squall: Please, I have more fans than you'll ever have.
Kaitou: Oh YEAH?? I'm SURE that there are LOTS of guys out there who like me!!
Right???? RIGHT?? Yes, I'm talking to YOU!! The guy who's reading this!!
Squall: Kaitou, I really think you're losing it.
Kaitou: OH REALLY?? Then how come I'M not the one who can't pick potential
gay mate???
Squall: HEY.
Kaitou: Anyway, just answer it before I put bows in your hair again.
Squall: Enough said. Seifer.
---Tankzer
Squall most people have said FF8 sucks?What is your idea of this?And which is
your fave FF game?(Not inculding 8 or 7,inculing tactics) But last,out of all the
aeons,summons,and GF's which are your top 10 fave's?
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Squall: If those people are reading this, they're wasting their time.
Kaitou: Squall, that was mean. If people don't like you or me or FFVIII,
I don't give a danm. People think what they think. No one can
control other people's feelings.
Squall: @@;; That was the most soulful thing you said in this series.
Anyway, my favorite FF game would be FFX. My favorite aeon
is......................Griever, from VIII. Shiva from FFX.
Kaitou: Kamikaze Mission is next!!
---Kamikaze Mission
firstly,Kaitou: Kudos on managing to kidnap Squall and duct tape him to a chair, wish i had thought of it... o well
Okies- Squall, hon, have you ever even FANTASIZED about Quistis? I mean, she has got to be the prettiest
girl in the game, and why you picked rinoa over her baffles me, PLUS her weapon is a whip!!!! That has to give
you ideas... can you even imagine all the possibilities?!
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Kaitou: Thank you for the kudos!! ^^
Squall: Ugh. Another Kaitou fan.
Kaitou: Hey!! Anyway, I'd liek to tell you aaaalllll about me kidnapping Squall!! ^^
Squall: Great.
Kaitou:
1. Balamb Garden was big!! I was posing there as a student!! ^^ But danm, those shoes were killing me
and that DRESS. UGH. I HATE dresses.
2. On the second day there, Irvine began to stalk me for some reason. Don't know, don't ask.
3. The third day, I stole a hotdog from Zell. It was GOOD. But that's okay though, cause he had 99
more hotdogs. Oh, and did I mention that Zell started to choke? Yeah, he passed out, but the library
girl gave him CPR so it was okay.
4. On the fourth day, I still haven't seen Squall. I was beginning to give up....Well, that day
I saw Selphie performing The End to some of her stalkers.
5. That day was the fateful day. I kidnapped Squall by tricking him with a water gun. Don't ask.
Sure, he was sorta wet, but alive.
6. I stuffed him into my suitcase and made it to here. ^^
7. This day was when the first chapter of this story came out. ^^
Squall: Painful memories........
Kaitou: ^^;;
Squall: Okay, I'm NOT a pervert and I don't touch Quisitis's whip, ok?
Kaitou: Anyway, Squalls' Girl is next.
---Squall's Girl
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Squall I'm like, so in love with you!!!!! I own 4 different wallscrolls
(but theres no possible way that they'll all fit in my room so I only have one up and switch ocasionally),
2 posters, a painting of you that I won at an auction at an expo, a key chain, an action figure/model
and a SUPER KAWAII chibi plush doll thats about 35 cm long and is very cuddly. Your still a virgin?!?!
thats sooooooo cute!!!!!! I loooooooove the way you do your hair!!!!!!!! Its VERY attractive and frames your
face perfectly!!!! Don't change it! I love your outfit too!!!!! Don't listen to what other people say, your sexy.
You are so hot and yet to find anyone hotter. Anyhoo on with the questions.
1.So like does the blade part of your gunblade get in the way of the guns part firing? And thats why you have to
fire right when the gunblade touches the enemy. To make it short, can it fire from a distance like a regular gun?
2.Do you watch anime? If so, which one is your favorite? If not I recomend you see Rurouni Kenshin/Samuri X,
its good.
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Squall: ........No, it can't. Yes I do. And do you know why?
Kaitou: Because I force him to watch it with me cause I looooove anime!! ^^
Squall: ......................
Kaitou: Kimi Valkyrie is next!!
---Kimi Valkyrie
Hehehe. Very good job of duct taping Squall up.
Hi Squall! I have a copy of your Griever chain and I have several questions to ask:
1) Why did you say sorry to Rinoa when she called you a meanie in Timber?
2) Why are you stoic?
and
3) What is up with the three belts on your leg??? if your pants were falling, you would place three belts also on your other leg!!
3.What kind of music do you like? And whats your favorite artist?
4.Will you sign one of my wallscrolls?
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Squall: ANOTHER Kaitou fan!! Danm it all!!!
Kaitou: Hey!! That's MY fan, you big bully!!
Squall: Whatever. I said "sorry" cause I didn't want her to think I was a "meanie"......I think. I'm stoic cause I am.
The belts, you'll have to ask my creators cause I was just guessing. Music? Don't listent o much of it.
Sign one of your wallscrolls?
Kaitou: Ooooh, sign mine too!!!!
Squall: Leave me alone!!!
Kaitou: Fine. Rinoa aka Kayah (forest_dame@hotmail.com) is next.
---Rinoa aka Kayah (forest_dame@hotmail.com)
Hiya Squalls and Kaitou!!! (You're doing a fantastic job Kaitou!!!)
Okay, Squally babe. I have your ring on my finger right now and I also look like Rinoa, I AM Rinoa.
So whatcha say to that hon? I am Rinoa in a different world...but anyway questions...
What do you like better? Llama's or Mad Goats? And if I offered you a bowl of fried chicken with
noddles, would you accept it?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! SOME GUY'S HARRASSING ME!!! SQUALL!!! SAVE ME! *cries*
Mwuahaha...he's gone for now, I'm asking you questions from the safty of the goldfish pond...but anyway...
If I said that General Caraway was trying to marry me off in an arranged marrage to Irvine, Laguna,
Raijin or Seifer, what would you do?And what do you like better? Chocolate or Champagne?
Come bring me back to our world Squally....this world's scary...
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Squall: ANOTHER KAITOU FAN!!
Kaitou: *gasp* This is Rinoa speaking Squall!!
Squall: Oh. I liek llamas cause I do. Yes I would except. I'd take a chopstick and stick it through their hearts.
chocolate. Don't worry, Rinaos. I'll go as soon as Kaitou frees me which won't be for another decade or so.
Kaitou: Ha ha. Sirea is next.
---Sirea
Hi kaitou and...Squall...dammit, why didn't you kidnap Zell instead? at least he would have been a better sport about it! Ok, here's my questions...
Is Zell really that hyper in real life?
What's Zell's dorm room number?
What's Zell's favorite hot dog condiment?
Did Zell ever get over the Timber incident?
Is Zell really suicidal and/or a drug addict like all the fanfics say?
Squall, if you were gay, would you do it with Zell?
Tee-hee...thanks! *swoon* I love Zell!
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Kaitou: Kidnap Zell? I dunno. I'll have to feed him truckloads of hotdogs.....
Squall: Why am I answering Zell's stuff?? Oh well. Yes, he is hyper active.
Irvine and Quisits are currently trying to slip him depressents into his
hotdogs....Room # is 136. Condiment? What's that? No, Zell
is not a drug addict. I I were gay I'd............uhhhh...................
Kaitou: TnM aka Touya no miko is next.
---TnM aka Touya no miko
Hiya Squally-poo!I have a few question for you!
1.What does "Hyne" mean?
2.Did you really kiss Rinoa at the end of FF8?
3.If you can be invisible for one day what would ya do?
4.If you were a girl what name do you want?
That's all for now see ya!^_^V
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Squall: "Hyne"?? I think it's a ketchup brand.
Kaitou: That's "Hein", Squall.
Squall: Whatever. Yes, I did kiss her, but I missed her mouth and got a lot of hair.
I could could be invisable, I'd escape from Kaitou.
Kaitou: HEY!!!
Squall: I like the name "Lulu".....it rings to me somehow.....................
Kaitou: .....Uhhhh.........okay. Fujin's Dude is here.
--Fujin's Dude
I got a question for you, you Quistis rejecting, gun-blade swinging peice of garbage!
1: Is that you real colored hair?
2: if you had any choice of a women from ff10, who would you want? (personally, Lulu.)
3: have you ever though of knocking Rinoa out, tying her up, stuffing her in a suit case,
pouring cement on it and sending it into space?
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Squall: Dude, if you hate me that much, why are you still reading this??
Kaitou: Answer the guy, Squall.
Squall: *sighs* Yes, this is my real hair color. Lulu, I said. Yes, I've thought of that aaaaalllll
throughout the second disc.
Kaitou: Pepper is next.
---Pepper
pepper:1)why....are your pants so.....fuckin tight and don't tell me they're baggy cuz I
played ff8 ten times in a row and they are NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)will u PLEEZ not kill seifer? Besides u, he's the only hot guy in the game. if u want to
kill somone pleez kill riona, PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY(not to mention other riona haters)
riona haters:YEAH!!!!
pepper: SEE!!!! we will be very hapy if u kill that fuckin whore
riona haters: YEAH!!!!!!
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Squall: I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! ASK THE CREATORS!!
Kaitou: *snif*
Squall: What is it now???
Kaitou: ......*snif* Nothing. You wouldn't understand cause you're not real.....
(AN: Ok, look. Face it, Squall is not a real person. This fic is just for fun.
*I* wrote it. *I*'m answering as Squall. I'm real and I have feelings, too, you know.
If you want to point out a mistake, then you don't need to swear at me excessiely.
It makes me sad and I feel bad, okay?? I'm sorry if I'm wrong, but I try my best, ok??)
Squall: I won't kill Seifer. Actually, he's not really a bad guy. Maybe we'll
get over our differences one day and become friends........I can't really kill
Rinoa either. She was alive in the end and there's not way I can change that.
Kaitou: Sorry Keeshe Kal'daka, I only post reviews that have questions in it from now on. ^^;;
AlBhedDreamer is next though.
---AlBhedDreamer
Hey Squally Dolly! Hey Kaitou! ^_^ I came back cos I had more questions! ^_^
1. If Rinoa had never been in the game, and someone else...say, me, was in it instead,
who would you pick to be together with? *blushes*
2. Do you watch Sponge Bob Square Pants?
3. If so, who's your favorite character?
4. How do see your computer screen if you're always starring at your lap?
5. If you had to be locked into a house, (I know what Kaitou is doing to you isn't much better,
but anyway.) with only one person, who would it be?
6. Do you watch soup operas?
7. Would you ever take me on that date to McDonalds? ^_^'
Byers!
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Squall: Yes, i would because it'd be part of the game, right? Yes, I watch SpongBob.
Kaitou: Yeah, I think it's cute!! ^^
Squall: I like Patrick somehow.......I don't stare at my lap cause that's just wrong. My arms are duct tapped but my
hands are free so I can type. Kaitou answered that question in the last chapter. No, I don't watch soap operas.
Irvine does. I might if you help me escape.
Kaitou: Hmpth. Don't worry Squall, I'll let you go, I promise!!
Squall: Really?
Kaitou: Yeah!! After all, I am the Master Theif!! I keep my word!!
Squall: When?
Kaitou: *looks a little sad* Soon........
Squall: YES.
Kaitou: Fire and ice monkey is next.
---Fire and Ice monkey
I feel kinda stupid doing this but... oh well...
Does the thought of you and some dude scare you?
Do you like history?
if so... what is your favorite time deally?
hm... well thats it... man... I wish I had one of my 13 characters duct taped to a chair in my room...
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Squall: Stupid?
Kaitou: It's not stupid, this is funny!! ^^
Squall: Uh, yeah, okay. The thought of me and another dude doesn't really scare me.
I like history, I think. Lots of beheadings and stuff. The Elizibehtian times.
Kaitou: Don't worry, Monkey. If you work hard, then you'll manage to kidnap a few characters too
Noi is next.
---Noi
I'm back!
This is what I want to know.
1) What do you really feel about Rinoa, and you're other "friends"?
2)And as I have heard, Edea (Matron) was a some sorcceress who was stoped? Anyhow, what I'm
pointing at is that (I think) you and the others forgave her for what ever she did. But for the Seifer
condition (Ultimecia etc.), you and the others haven't. My question is why is it so hard for you to
forgive him, and so easy for you to forgive Edea (sorcceress)? Seifer was a child at the orphanage as
Edea was the caretaker, too so you know both of them. What makes it so different? AND DO NOT COUT
SEIFERS NAUGHTY ATTITUDE AS AN EXCUSE he was just him (all ppl are different). He was just
another person trying to reach his personal goal.
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Squall: Dedication is what I feel. We all forgave Edea cause she was being controlled by Utlimecia.
I never said I hated Seifer. He's just my rival. I can forgive him anytime. But I haven't seen Seifer
lately so.......
Kaitou: Wow, Noi. ^^ Very nice insight of the human mind. Trajik007 is next.
---Trajik007
Okay, Squall? I know, I want to know somthing you might not know.............but..............
if you dont know, can you ask him? for me????????????prrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeettttttttttyyyyyyyyy please???????
Or, Kaitou, can you kidnapp him for a short time to answer da question? Okay, Would Seifer ever go out with me,
and where would he take me? Why do you hate him so much? Is he inot porn? Is he an asshole to girls he likes? what
about girls who like him? I'm kinda like Seifer. Does he like short women? Tall? blond, brunett or red head? tee hee, ok,
just makin sure i fit his expectations. well, if I dont, I'll kidnapp him AND you, and do the same thing Kaitou is doing, only,
both of you nakie and............oops, got carried away.......
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Squall: Seifer probably would. He's popular with the ladies and he knows it. He'd probably take you to
Chucky Cheese's. Trust me. I've seen pictures. I don't think he's into porn. And no, he's not an asshole.
I dunno what type he likes in girls, but I think he's interested in girls like him................
Kaitou: .....^^;;
Squall: ..........You would......kidnap me and Seifer and..........
Kaitou: ................
Squall: Thank you for kidnapping me first, Kaitou.
Kaitou: Anytime. you seem to have a lot of fans.
Squall: Yeah, more than you.
Kaitou NUH-UH!!
Squall: UH-HUH!!!
Kaitou: NUH-UH!!
Squall: UH-HUH!!
Kaitou:ALRIGHT!! THAT'S IT!! I can't stand you anymore!! Listen up, people-who-are-reading this!!
Next chapter will be a BATTLE BETWEEN ME AND SQUALL!! The POINT?? WHO HAS MORE FANS!!!
Squall: YOU'RE ON!!!
Kaitou: FINE!!! *faces audience* WELL?? REVIEW AND ASK QUESTIONS AND VOTE FOR ME OR
SQUALL!!!
Squall: YOU AIN'T GOT A CHANCE!!
Kaitou: I MAKE THAT UP BY KIDNAPPING YOU!!!
Squall: THAT'S DIFFERENT!!!
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Weird chapter. Me and Squall fight. Review and vote. Tell us why you vote for either one of us, ok??
News: The next chappy might be the secong last one........ R&R this and my other stories too!!!
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(M a s t er T h e i f)