Hi!! Wow, 55 reviews....THANK YOU!!! ^^ Um, if you liek THIS fic, you
should read "1 Divided By 2 Equals" too, ok?? Cause it's as FUNNY as this!! PLEASE!!
PLEASE!! PLEASE!!! ^^;; I'm DESPARATE!! And I'm SURE you'll like it!! ^^:;
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Chapter 5: Thief
Author: Kaitou Rikku (duh)
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: Squall does not belong to me, but to his rightful owners. Although I
DID "borrow" him for a little while.....^^
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Kaitou: ......Oh, alright!!!! But be WARNED. If those girls go after you, I'm
gonna be with them.
Squall: Awww....come on. It'll be much better if you were on my side.
Kaitou: Ah-ha. Sorry, but theives stick together.
Squall: ................Fine.
Kaitou: Meg-chan is here!! ^^
---Meg-chan
Sorry Kaitou, but I vote for Squall! ~*looks at Squall with a dreamy
expression on her face*~ Anyhow, my question! Squall, if you had a
CHOICE and the creators of the game totally left the decision up to you,
who would you have picked as your love interest-Rinoa or Quistis? Now quit
dodging this question, and answer it! Please?!
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Kaitou: ...............
Squall: *starts to crack up* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! THEIVES STICK TOGETHER MY ASS!!!
Kaitou: ............................Fine. So what if Meg chose a loner like you over an Amazon like me.
We're still friends!! =^^= *holds up a machine gun* Right, Squally?
Squall: Erk, yeah. Friends. ^^;; *mouths: "Major-Bitch" behind Kaitou's back*
Kaitou: *mouths to audience: "Lunatic Bastard" to Squall* *turns around and faces Squall*
Squall-honey, time to answer Meg. Be a man for once!!
Squall: Yeah, whatever. I'd probably choose......Rinoa?? I dunno. *looks at Kaitou*
You know, I coulda done with out the last comment there.
Kaitou: Yeah. Sure. ooh, you got a letter from Zell and Seifer!! ^^
Squall: WHAT???
Kaitou: Ooohhhh.......
---sefier/zell (justaname02@yahoo.com)
S: Hey leonheart, went and got yourself ducttaped to a chair I see.
Where are you hideing him Kaitou. *pulls zell close* Me and zell want to
have some "fun" with him.*winks and kisses Zell*
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Kaitou: @@;; Looks like Zell and Seifer went a little overboard with the cocaine.....
Squall: ................@@;;
Kaitou: Hmmmmm, *grins* Dearest Seifer, I'm not hiding him anywhere. You can take him ANYTIME.
Squall: YOU WOULDN'T!!
Kaitou: Oh-ho-ho--yes I would.
Squall: YOU WOULDN'T!!!
Kaitou: Well, not yet.
Squall: .............Gee, I feel so secure. @@;;
Kaitou: Trajik007!! Hi!! ^^
---trajik007
You OR Squall?????????? THATS HARD!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeell.......................hmm. Squall said
Seifer would go out with me..............but Kaitou kidnapped him to make him say so. SOOOOO
.....................I dun know if its allowed, but both. KAITOU RULES FOR KIDNAPPING SQUALL,
And Squall...........ur just plain HOT!! (No where near as hot as Seifer, but ya) And you never
answered my question. I asked what ur fantasy would be if you and Seifer were together.
ANSWER. KAITOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE'S MY QUESTION TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can you kidnap seifer next?
PERTY PLEEZ? thanks for the Seifer answer Squall...........i gotta go plan for Chucky Cheese!
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Squall: ..............
Kaitou: .................
Squall: Can you choose both?
Kaitou: Why are you asking me??
Squall: Cause I don't know, duh!!
Kaitou: But this story is called "ASK SQUALL"!!
Squall: SOOOO???
Kaitou: .......Nevermind!!!
Squall: Fine.
Kaitou: Well, anyway, thank you for choosing me and that.......that THING over there.....
Squall: WHO IN THE NAME OF YEVON ARE YOU CALLING A "THING"????
Kaitou: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS ROOM???
Squall: ................
Kaitou: Yeah, I thought so. Answer the question already.
Squall: What my fantasy WOULD be if Seifer and I WERE together?? Ummm, I'd imagine him
taking me to a chinese resturant and chatting with him. I'd be careful, cause he'll probably
make me choke on a peice os shrimp if I don't say anything.
Kaitou: Um, okay. @@;; That was a weird fantasy. Could I kidnap Seifer next? I dunno.....
I'm not really sure if I even WANT to continue with this fic cause.....
Squall: *silently* YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.
Kaitou: *notices Squall* *takes out a air-filled, plastic hammer and bops him on the head*
Squall: What was that for??
Kaitou: *pauses and thinks* Actually, I don't know. Wow. How weird.
Squall: @@;;
Kaitou: Anyway, Elementking401 is next.
---elementking401 (aeh.worldnet@att.net)
Squall-If you could trade places with any other ff
main character would you,and with who would you trade places with,and why?
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Squall: I guess I would. I'd probably be Tidus cause he has the coolest sword; next to my gunblade, that is....
Kaitou: @@;; Guys are so weird. Anyway, Keeshe Kaldaka is next!! ^^
---Keeshe Kaldaka
Neh, I did put questions in there....damnit I forgot the question marks. -_- Woe is me.
I'll ask again. o_o Neeeh.
Mr. Headmaster...
What is your type, in a person, genderless it is. More in looks and personailty?
Neeh sorry for the mix up. o_o I hate English. ^_^ I do have this in my favorites though. And here is the
reason you got more reviews. Usually people read more in stuff they know, meaning Final Fantasy 8, which
they like. I learned that the hard way. Which is why now I am writting Weiß Kreuz fics. o_o And I am going
to work on the Fanfic for FF8 soon. x_x Thats going to take me forever...
-Keeshe "Keekee" Kal'daka-
Ps: Squall! Use some magic to get out of there! xD Whahahahaa!
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Squall: My type of person.......would be strong like me, would have perfect hair like me and would be
smart like me and would be sexy like me and--
Kaitou: Just--stop. We get the point. It's annoying.
Squall: No it's not!! Annoying is listening to your ramblings everyday!!
Kaitou: Well, excuse me for being the only girl in the whole town here!!
Squall: Oh yeah, about that, how come you're the only girl here? Every town has at least three other girls
besides you but....this town.....
Kaitou: This town is freaky. Why do you think I talkt to you at night all the time?? For FUN?? I'm SCARED, STUPID!
Squall: Oh, thanks for the comment. And I thought all along that you talked to me just because you were
interested in my words and intellect. I'm hurt.
Kaitou: WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW YOU CROSS-DRESS EVERY OTHER DAY???
Squall: gasp* YOU SWORE THAT YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYBODY THAT!!!
Kaitou: I gasp.
Squall: Why?
Kaitou: Squall, you are so weird.
Squall: WHAT? HOW??
Kaitou: You wrote a letter to yourself.
Squall: No I didn't!!
Kaitou: Oh, yeah? What about this?
---Squall Leonhart
Hi squall.
1.My first question is why did you steal my name.
2.Why do you act like me.
3.Why did you steal my hairstyle.
4.When did they come out with this game that explains everything
that happened to me and rinoa and when is the movie(of course being the
original squall that i am ill be in it right)and also thank god kaitou kidnapped you and not me.
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Squall: @@;; Oh my.........
Kaitou: ......You're telling me.
Squall: Uhhhh....
Kaitou: Well, answer already.
Squall: But that's so stupid!! Answering questions to myself!!
Kaitou: Who ever said that you were a smart person??
Squall: ARGH!!! YOU FREAKIN BITCH!!! I HATE YOU!!
Kaitou: Oh yeah? Bite me.
Squall: Oh, alright!! Geesh.....I didn't steal your name cause it's MY name!!
I don't act like YOU because I AM you!! I didn't STEAL your hairstlye!!
Don't YOU GET IT??? I AM YOU!!!!
Kaitou: *stares at Squall* Ignore him. =^^= Anywhoo, "when" I created this fic?
Um, last month. I was bored and I HAD this "Squall-obsession" and uhhhh......
I wanted to prove my skills as a Master Theif to everyone!! Mwhahahahahaaaa!! ^^
Squall: -_-;; Good for you.
Kaitou: WICCA's question is next!! ^^
---WICCA (is 2 lazt 2 sign in)
Hello Squall and other person.Sum guestins for squall
1: What's with your coat?
2:What type of music do u like?
3:Did Lulu (FFX) take the whole belt thing from u?
4:and Do you agrre with me that Rinoa's a whinny B**ch?
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Squall: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Kaitou: HEY, who are you calling "OTHER PERSON"???
Squall: WICCA, thank you.
Kaitou: Hm........anyway, answer the questions.
Squall: Fine. What with my coat? What? Something wrong??
Grrrr........oh well, I'll let you slide on the account of insulting Kaitou......
Kaitou: *gives Squall her death-glare* ..........
Squall: Anyway, I like classical music. I don't know why, but it's funny to
see people killing each other on the battle field with classical music on. ^^
Kaitou: Uh, okay. @@;;
Squall: Did Lulu? Well, I WISH. Rinoa can sometimes be a but whinny
but I know lots of worse kinds of girls than her......
Kaitou: If you look at me, Squall, I will give you a beating so bad, you won't know
what hit you until you're at the gates of Heaven.
Squall: *clears throat* Anyway.....
Kaitou: MadMax is here!! ^^
---MadMax
Hey Squall and Kaitou!!! Well, I want to first start off by saying how sad that a SeeD like
you could be captured by a mere fangirl. (no offense Kai) With a WATER gun fer chrissakes.
Anyhoo, *shugs*, now since you're stuck here, I'll ask my questions.
1. If you could be rewarded unlimited amounts of money, and you HAD TO pick one choice out
of these options; which one would you pick and why...
a) make out with Seifer, Zell, Irvine, Nida, or Cid...
b)orgy with Rinoa and Quistis
c)Spend 2 years on a deserted island with Seifer, with having to seek for shelter, food, and water.
d) Quit SeeD
e) Marry Selphine
f) Live forever with Laguna, with NO visitors
g) Marry Kaitou
(AN: I put that in myself....^^;;)
2. Exactly when and how did you know for certain that Laguna was your father? (details plz)
3. If you could escape and had the choice to kill Kaitou would you do it and how??
ANSWER EACH QUESTION ACCURATELY!!!
p.s. My vote is for Squall...Let's all hope you escape soon.
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Kaitou: MWHAHAHAHAHAAA!! SWEET REVENGE!!
Squall: .........................................
Kaitou: But anyway--who are you calling a MERE FANGIRL?? I'll let you know that I am a full-fleged
Theif!!! And not to mention, I DID kidnap Squall after all!!! ^^ Just kidding.
Squall: ......Marry.....Kaitou.....?
Kaitou: If you say G, I'll kill you.
Squall: Urg, B would be nice. *purrs*
Kaitou: ........*turns to audience* I am sitting next to a perverted, gunblade-using, squirrel-killing freak.
Squall: HEY!! Just because I'm a SeeD doesn't mean I have to stop being a full-flege GUY!!
Kaitou: ..........Thank you for telling me that.
Squall: Laguna is my father because............you can ask anybody else. It's too long of an answer
and I'm too lazy to type a lot now..........
Kaitou: .........
Squall: If I had a chance to escape and kill Kaitou.....
Kaitou: .........................*does hand-motion*
Squall: ........*grins*...................Um, I can't.
Kaitou: *pretends to be shocked* But WHY???
Squall: Because *gets dramatic* I LOVE YOU!!!
Kaitou: OMG, SQUALL!! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Squall: YEAH, LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE 20 KIDS!!
Kaitou: *suddenly falls out of her chair in laughter* HAHAHAAAAA!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Squall: Yeah, that WAS!! Mwhahahahaaaa!! ^^ I'm so glad I thought I that myself....
Kaitou: Oooooh, I hope all you girls aren't mad!! ^^;; It was a joke!!!
Squall: yeah, like I'd run away and marry....HER.
Kaitou: What, think you're too good for a theif, Rambo?? YPE THE APE is next,
---YPE THE APE
This is a great fic, but- could you NOT add yourself in it?
It's okay to give Squall questions, kinda like a moderator, but when you immerse yourself...
It's just weird, yo.
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Kaitou: .........................
Squall: So true.
Kaitou: ...................................................................
Squall: Well, guess you're no longer popular with the crowd. *snickers* See you on the other side, Theif.
Kaitou: Um, I'm really sorry if you don't like my rambling but...........I guess, if you want me too.
Well, let's have a new thing now!! Whoever doesn't want me to narrate this ficcy, just say so in
the reviews!! ^^ ..................
Squall: YES.
---Fire and Ice Monkey
you said you were only going to post one queston things, so Yep! Oh yea, your tory is funny...
good job! the only thing I wanted to ask was could ou read my poems? if you can thanks! oh yea! I
was able to kidnap one of my characters! 12(wait no 11 because you have squall... darn) and sorry...
butI votefor squall... hes really hot! and he mightbe able to helpl me kidnap zell and seifer... sorry Kaitou
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Squall: YES!! ANOTHER ON MY SIDE!!!
Kaitou: Well, I guess it was ok. She did say that my rambling was funny. She's one in a million......
like all my other theif friends out there!! Hi!! ^^
Squall: Emphasis on the "million".
Kaitou: SHUT UP! *whacks him with a piece of cardboard* ^^ Monkey, I'd LOVE read you poems!!
I already DID anyway!! ^^ Squall's Girl is here!!
---Squall's Girl
I'm back, I have more questions
1.what do you love more, your gunblade or Rinoa?
2.Do you really love Rinoa? I mean come on, all she does is call you meanie,
she ditched you in the middle of a dance, threw you agianst a wall in space and
I must say that looked like it hurt, almost got you killed countless times, and made
you go through a living hell. Is she really worth it *tears build up* do you love her that much?
3.this one's for Kaitou, you love anime too?!?! Cool which one is your favorite?
As for the votes
Squall, I'll always be your fan and no one elses! I'll always be loyal to you. Sorry Kaitou I
give you a lot of credit for kidnapping Squall but I love him too much to just betray him.
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Squall: Hm, gunblade or Rinoa......I'd have to say Rinoa. She's a lot warmer than a gunblade.
^^;; Um, I'm like most guys: I like girls who can beat me up. *looks at Kaitou*
Kaitou: What?
Squall: But Kaitou is an exception.
Kaitou: WHY YOU LITTLE-- *throws bricks on him*
Squall: OW!! Alright, alright!!
Kaitou: Stupid guys. Yes, I LOVE ANIME. My favorites? I have lots. Um, I liiiiike:
Escaflowne
CardCaptor Sakura
Slayers
Ranma 1/2
Inuyasha
Magic Knights Rayearth
Kenshin
and lots more I forgot to list here...........
Squall: Dear Squall Girl, thank you for being so loyal to me and not throwing bricks at me unlike
some OTHER girl we all know.....
Kaitou: *picks up a brick and whacks Squall with it on his crotch*
Squall: *winces* *in a small and creaky voice* Ow.
Kaitou: ..........Zulu!! HI!!!! ^^
---Zulu
Hi Kaitou!!!! Hi Sqallypoo!!!!!!!(again) Um...who do you like better, the Hives or the Vines
cuz I made a bet w/ a friend of mine and I bet that more people like the Hives(that question's
for both of ya!!!)oh...and...I vote for Kaitou(Sorry Squallypoo!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Squall: I like Hives cause when I think I them, I think of honey.......*grins in a perverted way*
Kaitou: OMG!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU SQUALL?? DID I KIDNAP IRVINE
BY ACCIDENT???
Squall: No. I'm just like this cause I've spent 5 days alone, strapped to a chair with duct taoe with
a girl.
Kaitou: .........^^ YAY!!! SHE VOTED FOR ME!!!!!
Squall: WHAT??? NOOOOOO!! HOW CAN THIS BE???? WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLE SEE
IN THIS *points to Kaitou* TOMBOYISH BITCH?!?!?!
Kaitou: EXCUSE ME??? I'm PROUD to be a tomboy!!!!
Squall: Great. SOMEthing you could be proud of.
Kaitou: Geesh, I only got one and a half votes!! You got like THREE!!!
Squall: So?
Kaitou: ARGH.........*picks up a brick* *turns to the audience* Girls, I
seriously don't recommend that you do this at home unless you have a certified
Theif at home to watch you.
Squall: ........What are you doing to that brick?
Kaitou: Oh, I'm just making it hotter...
Squall: *gulps* How hot?
Kaitou: Precisely about 5oo degrees.
Squall: ............................................................................................
Kaitou: *turns to audience* ^^ Bye for now. And keep voting!!!!!!! ^^ Don't worry, I won't be mad
if you choose this loner over there. But remeber to tell me WHY you voted for who, okay??
Oh, and remember to tell me whether or not you still want me to actually "BE" in this fic or not...^^;;
Oooooohhhhh, Squuuuaaaaalllllyyyyy.......come here for a sec.....
Squall: .....................................................
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Well, I sure like this chappy better than the last one....this one's funnier!!! ^^
should read "1 Divided By 2 Equals" too, ok?? Cause it's as FUNNY as this!! PLEASE!!
PLEASE!! PLEASE!!! ^^;; I'm DESPARATE!! And I'm SURE you'll like it!! ^^:;
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Chapter 5: Thief
Author: Kaitou Rikku (duh)
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: Squall does not belong to me, but to his rightful owners. Although I
DID "borrow" him for a little while.....^^
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Kaitou: ......Oh, alright!!!! But be WARNED. If those girls go after you, I'm
gonna be with them.
Squall: Awww....come on. It'll be much better if you were on my side.
Kaitou: Ah-ha. Sorry, but theives stick together.
Squall: ................Fine.
Kaitou: Meg-chan is here!! ^^
---Meg-chan
Sorry Kaitou, but I vote for Squall! ~*looks at Squall with a dreamy
expression on her face*~ Anyhow, my question! Squall, if you had a
CHOICE and the creators of the game totally left the decision up to you,
who would you have picked as your love interest-Rinoa or Quistis? Now quit
dodging this question, and answer it! Please?!
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Kaitou: ...............
Squall: *starts to crack up* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!! THEIVES STICK TOGETHER MY ASS!!!
Kaitou: ............................Fine. So what if Meg chose a loner like you over an Amazon like me.
We're still friends!! =^^= *holds up a machine gun* Right, Squally?
Squall: Erk, yeah. Friends. ^^;; *mouths: "Major-Bitch" behind Kaitou's back*
Kaitou: *mouths to audience: "Lunatic Bastard" to Squall* *turns around and faces Squall*
Squall-honey, time to answer Meg. Be a man for once!!
Squall: Yeah, whatever. I'd probably choose......Rinoa?? I dunno. *looks at Kaitou*
You know, I coulda done with out the last comment there.
Kaitou: Yeah. Sure. ooh, you got a letter from Zell and Seifer!! ^^
Squall: WHAT???
Kaitou: Ooohhhh.......
---sefier/zell (justaname02@yahoo.com)
S: Hey leonheart, went and got yourself ducttaped to a chair I see.
Where are you hideing him Kaitou. *pulls zell close* Me and zell want to
have some "fun" with him.*winks and kisses Zell*
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Kaitou: @@;; Looks like Zell and Seifer went a little overboard with the cocaine.....
Squall: ................@@;;
Kaitou: Hmmmmm, *grins* Dearest Seifer, I'm not hiding him anywhere. You can take him ANYTIME.
Squall: YOU WOULDN'T!!
Kaitou: Oh-ho-ho--yes I would.
Squall: YOU WOULDN'T!!!
Kaitou: Well, not yet.
Squall: .............Gee, I feel so secure. @@;;
Kaitou: Trajik007!! Hi!! ^^
---trajik007
You OR Squall?????????? THATS HARD!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeell.......................hmm. Squall said
Seifer would go out with me..............but Kaitou kidnapped him to make him say so. SOOOOO
.....................I dun know if its allowed, but both. KAITOU RULES FOR KIDNAPPING SQUALL,
And Squall...........ur just plain HOT!! (No where near as hot as Seifer, but ya) And you never
answered my question. I asked what ur fantasy would be if you and Seifer were together.
ANSWER. KAITOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HERE'S MY QUESTION TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can you kidnap seifer next?
PERTY PLEEZ? thanks for the Seifer answer Squall...........i gotta go plan for Chucky Cheese!
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Squall: ..............
Kaitou: .................
Squall: Can you choose both?
Kaitou: Why are you asking me??
Squall: Cause I don't know, duh!!
Kaitou: But this story is called "ASK SQUALL"!!
Squall: SOOOO???
Kaitou: .......Nevermind!!!
Squall: Fine.
Kaitou: Well, anyway, thank you for choosing me and that.......that THING over there.....
Squall: WHO IN THE NAME OF YEVON ARE YOU CALLING A "THING"????
Kaitou: DO YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS ROOM???
Squall: ................
Kaitou: Yeah, I thought so. Answer the question already.
Squall: What my fantasy WOULD be if Seifer and I WERE together?? Ummm, I'd imagine him
taking me to a chinese resturant and chatting with him. I'd be careful, cause he'll probably
make me choke on a peice os shrimp if I don't say anything.
Kaitou: Um, okay. @@;; That was a weird fantasy. Could I kidnap Seifer next? I dunno.....
I'm not really sure if I even WANT to continue with this fic cause.....
Squall: *silently* YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.
Kaitou: *notices Squall* *takes out a air-filled, plastic hammer and bops him on the head*
Squall: What was that for??
Kaitou: *pauses and thinks* Actually, I don't know. Wow. How weird.
Squall: @@;;
Kaitou: Anyway, Elementking401 is next.
---elementking401 (aeh.worldnet@att.net)
Squall-If you could trade places with any other ff
main character would you,and with who would you trade places with,and why?
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Squall: I guess I would. I'd probably be Tidus cause he has the coolest sword; next to my gunblade, that is....
Kaitou: @@;; Guys are so weird. Anyway, Keeshe Kaldaka is next!! ^^
---Keeshe Kaldaka
Neh, I did put questions in there....damnit I forgot the question marks. -_- Woe is me.
I'll ask again. o_o Neeeh.
Mr. Headmaster...
What is your type, in a person, genderless it is. More in looks and personailty?
Neeh sorry for the mix up. o_o I hate English. ^_^ I do have this in my favorites though. And here is the
reason you got more reviews. Usually people read more in stuff they know, meaning Final Fantasy 8, which
they like. I learned that the hard way. Which is why now I am writting Weiß Kreuz fics. o_o And I am going
to work on the Fanfic for FF8 soon. x_x Thats going to take me forever...
-Keeshe "Keekee" Kal'daka-
Ps: Squall! Use some magic to get out of there! xD Whahahahaa!
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Squall: My type of person.......would be strong like me, would have perfect hair like me and would be
smart like me and would be sexy like me and--
Kaitou: Just--stop. We get the point. It's annoying.
Squall: No it's not!! Annoying is listening to your ramblings everyday!!
Kaitou: Well, excuse me for being the only girl in the whole town here!!
Squall: Oh yeah, about that, how come you're the only girl here? Every town has at least three other girls
besides you but....this town.....
Kaitou: This town is freaky. Why do you think I talkt to you at night all the time?? For FUN?? I'm SCARED, STUPID!
Squall: Oh, thanks for the comment. And I thought all along that you talked to me just because you were
interested in my words and intellect. I'm hurt.
Kaitou: WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW YOU CROSS-DRESS EVERY OTHER DAY???
Squall: gasp* YOU SWORE THAT YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYBODY THAT!!!
Kaitou: I gasp.
Squall: Why?
Kaitou: Squall, you are so weird.
Squall: WHAT? HOW??
Kaitou: You wrote a letter to yourself.
Squall: No I didn't!!
Kaitou: Oh, yeah? What about this?
---Squall Leonhart
Hi squall.
1.My first question is why did you steal my name.
2.Why do you act like me.
3.Why did you steal my hairstyle.
4.When did they come out with this game that explains everything
that happened to me and rinoa and when is the movie(of course being the
original squall that i am ill be in it right)and also thank god kaitou kidnapped you and not me.
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Squall: @@;; Oh my.........
Kaitou: ......You're telling me.
Squall: Uhhhh....
Kaitou: Well, answer already.
Squall: But that's so stupid!! Answering questions to myself!!
Kaitou: Who ever said that you were a smart person??
Squall: ARGH!!! YOU FREAKIN BITCH!!! I HATE YOU!!
Kaitou: Oh yeah? Bite me.
Squall: Oh, alright!! Geesh.....I didn't steal your name cause it's MY name!!
I don't act like YOU because I AM you!! I didn't STEAL your hairstlye!!
Don't YOU GET IT??? I AM YOU!!!!
Kaitou: *stares at Squall* Ignore him. =^^= Anywhoo, "when" I created this fic?
Um, last month. I was bored and I HAD this "Squall-obsession" and uhhhh......
I wanted to prove my skills as a Master Theif to everyone!! Mwhahahahahaaaa!! ^^
Squall: -_-;; Good for you.
Kaitou: WICCA's question is next!! ^^
---WICCA (is 2 lazt 2 sign in)
Hello Squall and other person.Sum guestins for squall
1: What's with your coat?
2:What type of music do u like?
3:Did Lulu (FFX) take the whole belt thing from u?
4:and Do you agrre with me that Rinoa's a whinny B**ch?
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Squall: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Kaitou: HEY, who are you calling "OTHER PERSON"???
Squall: WICCA, thank you.
Kaitou: Hm........anyway, answer the questions.
Squall: Fine. What with my coat? What? Something wrong??
Grrrr........oh well, I'll let you slide on the account of insulting Kaitou......
Kaitou: *gives Squall her death-glare* ..........
Squall: Anyway, I like classical music. I don't know why, but it's funny to
see people killing each other on the battle field with classical music on. ^^
Kaitou: Uh, okay. @@;;
Squall: Did Lulu? Well, I WISH. Rinoa can sometimes be a but whinny
but I know lots of worse kinds of girls than her......
Kaitou: If you look at me, Squall, I will give you a beating so bad, you won't know
what hit you until you're at the gates of Heaven.
Squall: *clears throat* Anyway.....
Kaitou: MadMax is here!! ^^
---MadMax
Hey Squall and Kaitou!!! Well, I want to first start off by saying how sad that a SeeD like
you could be captured by a mere fangirl. (no offense Kai) With a WATER gun fer chrissakes.
Anyhoo, *shugs*, now since you're stuck here, I'll ask my questions.
1. If you could be rewarded unlimited amounts of money, and you HAD TO pick one choice out
of these options; which one would you pick and why...
a) make out with Seifer, Zell, Irvine, Nida, or Cid...
b)orgy with Rinoa and Quistis
c)Spend 2 years on a deserted island with Seifer, with having to seek for shelter, food, and water.
d) Quit SeeD
e) Marry Selphine
f) Live forever with Laguna, with NO visitors
g) Marry Kaitou
(AN: I put that in myself....^^;;)
2. Exactly when and how did you know for certain that Laguna was your father? (details plz)
3. If you could escape and had the choice to kill Kaitou would you do it and how??
ANSWER EACH QUESTION ACCURATELY!!!
p.s. My vote is for Squall...Let's all hope you escape soon.
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Kaitou: MWHAHAHAHAHAAA!! SWEET REVENGE!!
Squall: .........................................
Kaitou: But anyway--who are you calling a MERE FANGIRL?? I'll let you know that I am a full-fleged
Theif!!! And not to mention, I DID kidnap Squall after all!!! ^^ Just kidding.
Squall: ......Marry.....Kaitou.....?
Kaitou: If you say G, I'll kill you.
Squall: Urg, B would be nice. *purrs*
Kaitou: ........*turns to audience* I am sitting next to a perverted, gunblade-using, squirrel-killing freak.
Squall: HEY!! Just because I'm a SeeD doesn't mean I have to stop being a full-flege GUY!!
Kaitou: ..........Thank you for telling me that.
Squall: Laguna is my father because............you can ask anybody else. It's too long of an answer
and I'm too lazy to type a lot now..........
Kaitou: .........
Squall: If I had a chance to escape and kill Kaitou.....
Kaitou: .........................*does hand-motion*
Squall: ........*grins*...................Um, I can't.
Kaitou: *pretends to be shocked* But WHY???
Squall: Because *gets dramatic* I LOVE YOU!!!
Kaitou: OMG, SQUALL!! I LOVE YOU TOO!
Squall: YEAH, LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND HAVE 20 KIDS!!
Kaitou: *suddenly falls out of her chair in laughter* HAHAHAAAAA!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!
Squall: Yeah, that WAS!! Mwhahahahaaaa!! ^^ I'm so glad I thought I that myself....
Kaitou: Oooooh, I hope all you girls aren't mad!! ^^;; It was a joke!!!
Squall: yeah, like I'd run away and marry....HER.
Kaitou: What, think you're too good for a theif, Rambo?? YPE THE APE is next,
---YPE THE APE
This is a great fic, but- could you NOT add yourself in it?
It's okay to give Squall questions, kinda like a moderator, but when you immerse yourself...
It's just weird, yo.
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Kaitou: .........................
Squall: So true.
Kaitou: ...................................................................
Squall: Well, guess you're no longer popular with the crowd. *snickers* See you on the other side, Theif.
Kaitou: Um, I'm really sorry if you don't like my rambling but...........I guess, if you want me too.
Well, let's have a new thing now!! Whoever doesn't want me to narrate this ficcy, just say so in
the reviews!! ^^ ..................
Squall: YES.
---Fire and Ice Monkey
you said you were only going to post one queston things, so Yep! Oh yea, your tory is funny...
good job! the only thing I wanted to ask was could ou read my poems? if you can thanks! oh yea! I
was able to kidnap one of my characters! 12(wait no 11 because you have squall... darn) and sorry...
butI votefor squall... hes really hot! and he mightbe able to helpl me kidnap zell and seifer... sorry Kaitou
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Squall: YES!! ANOTHER ON MY SIDE!!!
Kaitou: Well, I guess it was ok. She did say that my rambling was funny. She's one in a million......
like all my other theif friends out there!! Hi!! ^^
Squall: Emphasis on the "million".
Kaitou: SHUT UP! *whacks him with a piece of cardboard* ^^ Monkey, I'd LOVE read you poems!!
I already DID anyway!! ^^ Squall's Girl is here!!
---Squall's Girl
I'm back, I have more questions
1.what do you love more, your gunblade or Rinoa?
2.Do you really love Rinoa? I mean come on, all she does is call you meanie,
she ditched you in the middle of a dance, threw you agianst a wall in space and
I must say that looked like it hurt, almost got you killed countless times, and made
you go through a living hell. Is she really worth it *tears build up* do you love her that much?
3.this one's for Kaitou, you love anime too?!?! Cool which one is your favorite?
As for the votes
Squall, I'll always be your fan and no one elses! I'll always be loyal to you. Sorry Kaitou I
give you a lot of credit for kidnapping Squall but I love him too much to just betray him.
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Squall: Hm, gunblade or Rinoa......I'd have to say Rinoa. She's a lot warmer than a gunblade.
^^;; Um, I'm like most guys: I like girls who can beat me up. *looks at Kaitou*
Kaitou: What?
Squall: But Kaitou is an exception.
Kaitou: WHY YOU LITTLE-- *throws bricks on him*
Squall: OW!! Alright, alright!!
Kaitou: Stupid guys. Yes, I LOVE ANIME. My favorites? I have lots. Um, I liiiiike:
Escaflowne
CardCaptor Sakura
Slayers
Ranma 1/2
Inuyasha
Magic Knights Rayearth
Kenshin
and lots more I forgot to list here...........
Squall: Dear Squall Girl, thank you for being so loyal to me and not throwing bricks at me unlike
some OTHER girl we all know.....
Kaitou: *picks up a brick and whacks Squall with it on his crotch*
Squall: *winces* *in a small and creaky voice* Ow.
Kaitou: ..........Zulu!! HI!!!! ^^
---Zulu
Hi Kaitou!!!! Hi Sqallypoo!!!!!!!(again) Um...who do you like better, the Hives or the Vines
cuz I made a bet w/ a friend of mine and I bet that more people like the Hives(that question's
for both of ya!!!)oh...and...I vote for Kaitou(Sorry Squallypoo!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Squall: I like Hives cause when I think I them, I think of honey.......*grins in a perverted way*
Kaitou: OMG!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU SQUALL?? DID I KIDNAP IRVINE
BY ACCIDENT???
Squall: No. I'm just like this cause I've spent 5 days alone, strapped to a chair with duct taoe with
a girl.
Kaitou: .........^^ YAY!!! SHE VOTED FOR ME!!!!!
Squall: WHAT??? NOOOOOO!! HOW CAN THIS BE???? WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLE SEE
IN THIS *points to Kaitou* TOMBOYISH BITCH?!?!?!
Kaitou: EXCUSE ME??? I'm PROUD to be a tomboy!!!!
Squall: Great. SOMEthing you could be proud of.
Kaitou: Geesh, I only got one and a half votes!! You got like THREE!!!
Squall: So?
Kaitou: ARGH.........*picks up a brick* *turns to the audience* Girls, I
seriously don't recommend that you do this at home unless you have a certified
Theif at home to watch you.
Squall: ........What are you doing to that brick?
Kaitou: Oh, I'm just making it hotter...
Squall: *gulps* How hot?
Kaitou: Precisely about 5oo degrees.
Squall: ............................................................................................
Kaitou: *turns to audience* ^^ Bye for now. And keep voting!!!!!!! ^^ Don't worry, I won't be mad
if you choose this loner over there. But remeber to tell me WHY you voted for who, okay??
Oh, and remember to tell me whether or not you still want me to actually "BE" in this fic or not...^^;;
Oooooohhhhh, Squuuuaaaaalllllyyyyy.......come here for a sec.....
Squall: .....................................................
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Well, I sure like this chappy better than the last one....this one's funnier!!! ^^