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Chapter 6: Expected?
Author: Kaitou /Sk8ter Gurl
Disclaimer: FFVIII does not belong to me.
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Squall: ...............
Kaitou: Look. Squall, this isn't working.
Squall: Oh, I realized that a LONG time ago.
Kaitou: WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINSIH? Anyway, I'm............I....
Well, I want to say that I'm....sorry, for throwing stuff at you and duct
taping you to a chair and hitting you on the head with.........stuff.
Squall: ...............................................................
Kaitou: ......So, I just want to let you know that. Do you forgive me?
I promise I'll be nice to you!!! ^^ Thief's Honor!!
Squall: ......................................................................
Kaitou: ......................Squall?
Squall: .........................................Whatever.
Kaitou: *snifs a little and runs to Squall* THANKS!!! *starts to hug him*
Squall: .....C-can't........b-br-breathe.........
Kaitou: Huh? ^^;; Oopsie!! Anyway, Redrum's got something to say!!
---Redrum
Don't have any question, but my vote is on Squall with who has more fans.
Though I don't really like your version of him, I do like him as a whole. And
when you do have 'squall' answering questions, it's just you answering them.
It should be as though the real Squall is. And I don't think he would act like
that.
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Squall: ......You voted for me..........
Kaitou: ..........
Squall: .....Yet you DON'T like ME.....
Kaitou: Um, she said that she likes YOU as YOU. She just doesn't like YOU
in HERE.
Squall: ........................And the difference is?
Kaitou: *sighs* Nevermind. Anyway, ^^;; I'm REALLY sorry that you don't like
Squall in HERE........ Just imagine him acting like he WAS trapped with ME,
ok? And well, I imagined him in this position and the Squall-in-HERE was
born!! Um, I'm really sorry, ok? ^^;; Sorry!!!
Squall: Uhhh............I AM in this position.
Kaitou: Stefani Teee has got something to say!!
---Stefani Teee
Kaitou, hi! And Squall... hun, by the Goddess, how do you ALWAYS end up in
these situations? First having Irvine convince you into taking Rinoa to a strip
bar on your first date, then 'accidentally' shoving a chopstick down Seifer's
throat, when you ran into him in a Chinese restaurant... getting duck-taped to
a chair?
Anyway, what's YOUR favorite anime? (Not counting the ones that Kaitou
forces you to watch). Oh and lastly? Sorry Kaitou, you're a wicked author
(read mine! read mine!) But Squall's been my honey all the way... I vote him!
(Oh, and I vote you keep on rambling all you like, being just a mediator is
dead boring, screw what YPE THE APE says about you. Knowing Squall, he'd
refrain from touching the keyboard at all without you! Isn't that right, hun?
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Kaitou: Whoa, whoa, WHOA. YOU took Rinoa to STRIP BAR for your FIRST
DATE?
Squall: *gasp* HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!?!
Kaitou: *stares intently at Squall for a couple of seconds* Uh, oh-kaaay....
Squall: *curses Irvine under his breath* MY favorite anime? Final Fantasy
the anime, duh! Bwhahaaa!! Thanks for voting for me!!!
Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for voting me to keep on rambling!! ^^ Squall is so stubborn!!
Squall wouldn't even LOOK at the screen!!! It took so many chain saws and
ammunition and bricks.......
Squall: LADY, you don't know the HALF of it. -_-;;
Kaitou: Hecate's turn!! ^^
---Hecate
This is so cool! An Kaitou I like your ramblings,you keep Squall in line
brilliantly (Well,Rinny's not there to do it!)Anyways,my questions...
1.Have you got a British or American accent?(Nutty friend breathing down
neck wants 2 know)
2.Who gets more girls,you or Irvine?
and 3.Do you where boxers under those incredibly tight leather pants or do
you go commando*Grins*
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Squall: I'm too handsome to be duct tapped to a chair..........
Kaitou: Hey, I DO keep him in line!! ^^ Right, Squall?? *hold up some
dynamite*
Squall: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE!!
Kaitou: Hey, I didn't say I COULDN'T THREATEN you anymore....^-^
Squall: ................................................................
Kaitou: *lights the dynamite*
Squall: I'll answer!! I'll answer!!!
Kaitou: Good boy. *puts dynamite out*
Squall: Accent? I have a Eurpean accent cause, well, I LOOK European,
don't I? Um........I think *I* get more girls cause......well.......Kaitou
kidnapped ME, not Irvine, which is a sure sign.
Kaitou: ........
Squall: .......Kaitou?
Kaitou: What?
Squall: .....What does "going commando" mean??
Kaitou: ..................@@;;.................
Squall: Well?
Kaitou: *silently* SHIT. HOW THE FREAKIN HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO
EXPLAIN "NORMALLY"??? Gotta be cool.......gotta be cool.......
Squall: ???
Kaitou: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................................
Squall: ...................................
Kaitou: Uh, you see........"going commando"......means..........well......you know
when you......uhhh.......well........@@;;
Squall: ......?
Kaitou: Uhhh. *rushes it out* IT-MEANS-THAT-YOU-WEAR-YOUR-PANTS-
WITHOUT-ANY-UNDERWEAR!!!!
Squall: ..............................................................................
Kaitou: .............................
Squall: ........................................Do YOU go commando?
Kaitou: ?!?!?! WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT TO ASK A GIRL???
ARGH, nevermind. I don't want to know the answer.
Squall: Of course not. That's cause I do.
Kaitou: *throws him her death-glare* NO. Aika-Nao121 is next!!
---Aika-Nao121
Hiya Kaitou and Squally! Sorry Squall hun, but i vote for Kaitou!
Why? because she is nice, a theif, and had guts kidnapping you! ^_^
Without Kaitou this wouldn't be funny because Squall would be doing
the dots.... and would always answer ''whatever'' ^_^. I got a questions
for you thou Squall! What are your hobbies, and are you gonna marry Riona?!
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Kaitou: !!!
Squall: WHAT?? YOU CHOSE THAT INEXPERIANCED THIEF OVER THE
MOST HANDSOMEST, TALENTENTED, AND COOLEST MAN IN THE
WORLD????
Kaitou: *throws a brick at Squall*
Squall: OW!!
Kaitou: You deserved that. ^^ THANK YOU!!! You've made me so happy!!
Squall: WHATEVER.
Kaitou: ^^ Music to my ears.
Squall: I read as a hobby. Reading books like "How to Destroy Your Enemies"
and "The Art of War" can really come in handy. *grins*
Kaitou: ......@@;; Uh, ok.
Squall: And about marrying Rinoa........... I already answered that.
Kaitou: Trajik007 is here........^^
---Trajik007
I VOTE FOR KAITOU!!!!!! KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!!!!!I think thats four,
there, now YOU have more Kaitou. AND SQUALL, UR A PERVERT (although
I woulnt mind being Rinoa for like two days to hook up with you AND Seifer.)
*gets a nice..............-ish smile on her face* Kaitou, I'll never vote for anyone
again but YOU if you can kidnapp Seifer just for my question! (to Seifer is
hes there: WHAT SHOE SIZE?????????Just to make sure on SIZE!!!tee hee
hee hee hee hee) *continues laughing manically* Kaitou, if you kidnapp him for
my question, (which I will anyway) I'll vote for you A MILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!
sorry Squish..........oops, Squab? Squall? SQUALL, THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Squall: WHAT???
Kaitou: 0.0 WHOA.......uhh..........^-^ THANKS A LOT!!!! ^^;; (Thinking:
Do I really deserve even one vote......?) Squall really is sort of a perv, huh?
Squall: *starts to get all "out of line" and struggles in the duct tape*
Kaitou: ??? Squall? *watches him start to RIP the duct tape* OMG!!!!
Squall: *frees himself from the last of the duct tape* BWHAHAHAAAA!!
FREE AT LAST!!!
Kaitou: *gasp* (Thinking: All I could do was watch.......I was so surprised....)
*ONE HOUR LATER*
Kaitou: Squall!! How COULD you???
Squall: Bwhahahaaaaa!!! How does it feel to be STRAPPED to a chair, eh???
Kaitou: *currently duct tapped to the chair* BUT HOW???
Squall: Uh........actually......I dunno....0.0.....but ANYWAY....... it is now
YOUR job to answer the questions!!! THIS TIME, YOU CAN SEND
IN ALL THE PERVERTED QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK KAITOU!!!!
Kaitou: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Squall: Anyway, Dr. Oops wants to ask me something.........
---Dr. Opps, I took out your spine by mistake
I vote for Kaitou! Stay in the fic! Now for my questions.
1) Before Kaitou kidnapped you *give Kaitou a high five* How many
times a day did you bang Rinoa?
2) If train 'A' leave Balamd at 60 mph at 6 a.m and train 'B' leaves
Timber at 7 a.m. at 70 mph, how long will it take them to colide and kill
everyone on them, so i can harvest their organ for my new super genetic creature?
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Squall: NOO!! Another vote gone for KAITOU!!!!
Kaitou: ^^;; Thank you!!! I'm so happy today.........even though I'm strapped
to a chair with duct tape and I'm in the company of a squirrel-killing-
Herbal-Essance-using freak!!!
Squall: HEY!! Anyway, first questions........
Kaitou: Um, Doctor, I'd give you a high five too, if I wasn't strapped to a
chair......^^;;
Squall: ..........How many times........................do I...........
Kaitou: .................................This is why I don't like perverted questions.
Squall: WELL THAT'S TOO BAD!! Uh, I'd rather not answer this one though.
@@;; Such a violation.........Second question.........WHO GIVES A DAMN?
Kaitou: Squall!!! You have to answer! Actually you can't, be cause
if you wanted to know the answer, you had to have the place where they will
meet specifically to collide. Thus, without that vital piece of info, we cannot
solve the equation.
Squall: .......Uh, whatever you say. Phoenix Blade? Who's that?
---Phoenix Blade
Heeeeyy!! This is fun!!
Q: What would you do if Rinoa leaves you for Seifer?
What are you gonna say, do, how would ya feel??
Ps: No offense...you're one of my fave virtual guys but...
do you know you look like a girl?? I mean, with the earrings and stuff....
Okie, I'm voting for Kaitou!! Sorry Squall!!
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Squall: WHAT?? Another vote for Kaitou????
Kaitou: =^^= THANKIES!!! ^^;; Um, now for the questions....
Squall: If Rinoa left me for Seifer I'd track them down and ask
a director to tape our dramtic conversation and air it. Duh. The
earring was supposed to be cool!!!
Kaitou: *cracks up* So much for that.
Squall: *picks up a brick* .........
Kaitou: *glares at Squall* YOU. WOULDN'T. DARE.
Squall: ..............................*slowly puts the brick down* ..............
Kaitou: ^^ Good boy. See girls? If you just spend some time with a guy,
he'll start to listen to you. ^^
Squall: ....................................-_-......................I feel so.............different.
Kaitou: Dragon Kunoichi is next!! ^^
Squall: Hey, wasn't supposed to say that?!?
Kaitou: You snooze, you lose.
---Dragon Kunoichi
Hi Kaitou and Squall !!! First off I vote for Squall cause you're really
cool...and besides you're my favorite character out of any video game...
and by the way I have a replica of your necklace! Ok, ok I'll get to my questions...
1. I have to ask...why is your jacket too small? Did someone put it in a washing
machine and wash it when it was dry clean only or something? I just have to know!
2. Have you ever actually played ff8 (final fantasy 8 if anyone needs to know)
and if you have what was your favorite place in the game?
3. When you were a baby was your first word whatever?
4. .....Can I borrow your gunblade? Pleaseeeeeee!!! I promise I'll bring it....
(or an exact replica) back!
p.s: You shouldn't be so mean to Squall, Kaitou! Ya got'ta admit it has to be
annoying to be ducktaped to a chair...but then again if he wasn't ducktaped
to a chair I guess I couldn't ask him any questions....well...here *hands Squall 50 bucks*
that should make up for all the times I yelled at you when play'n ff8 ^_^!
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Kaitou: See, not everybody hates you. You got a vote from her!!
Squall: Ah-I-I never said that everybody hated me!!!
Kaitou: Sure.
Squall: ..................The jacket is small because it's part of my attire.
Have I ever played VIII? Uh. I'm the hero in the game. Do the math.
No, how did you know my first word??? Ahhh.........oh well. Can you borrow
my gunblade? Uh, I dunno. IF you can HANDLE it......
Kaitou: Kyaaa.....^^;; Don't you see, though? I AM imagining him strapped to a chair
with duct tape!! That's why there is sucha thing called "ASK SQUALL"!!
Squall: Hey, she gave me 50 dollars. Alri--HEY. YOU YELLED AT ME?!?!
Kaitou: Kyahahaa.....^^;; Don't mind Mr. Ego over there.
Squall: Fire and Ice Monkey--you either say something or go away.
---fire and ice monkey
Well, my questions are: did you two like my poems? and... what is your
favorite animal between pandas, monkeys, cats or fish... oh yes... My vote
you still be squall because... hes... so... hot.. BUT! hes gotten a bit nasty lately
... so... I vote for Kaitou! and you should keep your self in the story... think of
how boring it would be with just squll answerig questions with no humours[sp I know]
deallys in between... (no offence squall..)
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Kaitou: I really liked your poems!! Especially that one about losing someone you love!!
That one was sad.........but really liked it!! ^^
Squall: ......................................I like........................Cats. I don't know why, so don't ask. @@;;
Kaitou: I like pandas!! So cuuuuuute......... =^^=
Squall: *stares at Kaitou* Uh--are you SURE you didn't eat any of the duct tape? @@;;
Kaitou: Uh.
Squall: Anyway................I got a vote!!
Kaitou: What? You voted for me too!!!
Squall: .......So. Who is it?
Kaitou: ....................I think it's me cuz she said "but" whe she mentioned your name.
Squall: WHAT?!?! THE HORROR!!!
Kaitou: Squall--the HORROR is having to spend time with YOU.
Squall: Aw--that really hurt.
Kaitou: That's not ALL that going to HURT after I get out of this chair.......
Squall: ..........................
Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for wanting me to stay in the story.....and I'm so glad that you
like my ramblings.......You're part of the many few people who think that!! ^^
Squall: Emphasis on the "few".
Kaitou: *spits at him* Quiet.
Squall: AHHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Kaitou: Oh, stop with the melodrama. We all know that you aren;t THAT obsessed with your hair.
Squall: ;_; My......beautiful...............................hair..........;_;
Kaitou: @@;; Uh, on the other hand, maybe we're wrong. Anyway, Rand Al'Tor is next!! ^^
---Rand Al'Tor (kim_biebaut@hotmail.com)
Nah Kaitou, you stay, whatever doesn't kill Squall only makes him stronger.
I'm afraid I'm still voting Squall though. So...
1: Squall, the theory that Ultimecia is in fact Rinoa from the far future, among
others supported by your visions when you were lost in time. Any thoughts on it?
2: You seemed to be rather cool about the whole 'Seifer torturing you till you considered
getting yourself killed' thing. SeeDs get training in that stuff or...? (token perv comment.
I think I know WICH instructor would be in charge of torture resistance training)
3: General Caraway, your potential father-in-law. What's your take on him?
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Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for wanting me to stay.......
Squall: What do you mean "whatever doesn't kill Squall only makes him stronger"?!?!? DO YOU
KNOW HOW TORTUROUS IT IS TO BE IN THE SAME *ATMOSPHERE* AS THIS--THIS--GIRL?!?!
Kaitou: HEY.
Squall: Oh well....................at least you voted for me. Uh, Rinoa IS Ultimecia?!?! Whoa. Never
knew that.....
Kaitou: Actually, Ultimecia only took CONTROL of Rinoa's BODY in the present. And in the future,
Ultimecia has nothing to do with Rinoa.
Squall: .......That second question...........it's not.....RIGHT.
Kaitou: No, really? I JUST noticed that.
Squall: ^^ That's ok though, cause from now on, perverted questions are always more than welcome!!
Kaitou: I swear, there is something wrong with you........
Squall: Nothing a couple of heroin shots can't fix. ^^
Kaitou: ...................................
Squall: General Caraway.....he seems to be very refined. But not polite. I guess he's ok, as long as
once me and Rinoa get hitched, won't have to see him again. Ever.
Kaitou: Rag Doll is next!!
---Rag Doll
Hi Squall, Hey Kaitou! *waves* I got even more questions for ya!
1. Do you know why that big spot light thingy in Deling City looks like the Bat Singnal?
2. Who do you think is more popular, You or Irvine? Explain.
3. Do you beleive in chain letters?
4. Are you supersticious?
5. Ahhhh! What's behind you?!!
6. Do you like Aerosmith? If so, what's your favorite song?
7. Do you think I'm cute? ^_^'*blushes+giggles*
8. Do you know how to swim?
Sorry, Squall. I can't set you free. *cries* But I know Kaitou will set you free....eventually!
1. Do you like Jackie Chan?
2. What is your favorite cartoon?
3. How are you doing? (I know that you aren't doin to good, but on a scale from one to ten.)
4. Who do you hate more, Ultimecia, or...(foreboding music) the horror that is...Irvine?
5. Did you ever sneak into a chick flick dressed as a girl so no one knew it was actually
you, and find Irvine doing the same thing? (Just wondering, and make him answer, Kaitou, please.)
6. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Explain.
That's about it, oh! One more...
7. Do you like Eddie Izzard?
Okay, I'm done...until next chapter! ^_^
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Squall: ...............The........................Bat.............Signal?
Kaitou: ............................Well. You learn new things everyday.
Squall: I think that I'M more popular cause........cause.....well I DO!! So there.
I don't believe in chain letters. Once, I got one right before I went inside
of the Fire Cavern with Quistis and I didn't do anything. Well, they editied this
out in the game, but I accidentally pushed Quistis in the lava. @@;;
Kaitou: @@;; Uh.
Squall: No, I'm not supersticious. *turns around* There isn't anything behind me.....
Kaitou: Uh, that woulb be ME, Squall.
Squall: Oh. Well, anyway, I don't even know what Areosmith is so......and I don't know
what you look like but you are cute, probably. Of course I know how to swim!!
Kaitou: Since when?
Squall: Since Seifer pushed me into the ocean when I was 7!! Duh.
Kaitou: Oh.
Squall: Jackie Chan? Well, he kicks butt so I guess so. My favorite cartoon is
Sponge Bob Square Pants.....don't ask. What am I doing? Uh, looking at Kaitou's
fine bod--
Kaitou: WHAT?
Squall: Uh--looking at Kaitou. Generally. No particualr place. At all. Just her.
Uh--anyway, I think I hate Ultimecia more cuz she kills innocent people so.........
I never sneaked into a chick flick!!
Kaitou: But Irvine did.
Squall: How do you know?
Kaitou: Uh, remember when I said that Irvine started to stalk me? Well, I went
to go see a movie and he followed me in.....@@;; It was very disturbing.
Squall: ......................
Kaitou: You were better off not knowing.
Squall: Cereal? Hah!! Cereal is for the weak!!
Kaitou: Hey!! I eat cereal!!
Squall: I know.
Kaitou: *throws him her death glare* ........
Squall: I have no idea who Eddie Izzard is......@@;; Anyway, Kamikaze Misson is next.
You either ask something or don't. We're all going to die, anyway..............
---Kamikaze Mission
yay!!! hey squally!!! hey Kaitou!!! i must say, i definitly vote 4 you, Kaitou. I mean,
You did go thru all the trouble of kidnapping squall, and i really like this fic. Anywayz-
Squall, exactly what kind of fur is that on your coat? me 'n my friends have a little bet
goin. I say your a bunny murderer. you just seem that kind of person who would have a
coat made from a helpless little bunny. No offense of course, i luv ya even if ya did kill a bunny!
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Kaitou: Thanks for voting for me!!! ^^ Thanks for liking this fic!! Actually, THANK YOU ALL!!
Squall: What kind of fur?
Kaitou: It's a squirrel.
Squall: A SQUIRREL?!?!
Kaitou: Yeah. Good thing you agree with me Squall.
Squall: A BUNNY MURDERER?!?!?
Kaitou: *gasp* I never knew!!
Squall: @@;; Uh. I think I'll go lie down now.............
Kaitou: Whatever you want. Shiva (ShaLyn) is next. ^^
---Shiva (ShaLyn)
HI SQUALL^_^ I'm sorry you got kid napped:( Oh well... Any ways, my questions are.....
1. If you could date any one in FF7, and FF10, who would they be?
2. HOW can you wear THAT much leather!?
3. who do you think you take after more, Raine or Laguna?
4. Who's you best friend Zell, or Irvine?
5. If you could, would you come to me? I'm not annoying, and I'll give you
ANYTHIING you want!^_^
Oh, and I vote for Squall^.^ See-Ya!
Shiva
A.K.A ShaLyn
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Kaitou: If I hadn't kidnapped him, you wouldn't be able to ask him these questions!!
Squall: I know. If I could date anyone from FFVII or FFX.......I'd choose Aeris,
cause she's a bit like Rinoa........and I'd pick Lulu and Yuna and Rikku from FFX.
Yes, I am SO greedy. ^^
Kaitou: Uh. Ok. @@;;
Squall: I like leather. Can;t you tell? I think I take more after Raine. If I took after Laguna,
I don't think what I'd do. @@;; Zell and Irvine are my friends, but they both could get annoying
when they want to. I can't come to you right now cause I'm currently trying to pry my foot out
of a pot hole I'm stuck in right now.
Kaitou: I TOLD you to watch out.
Squall: Ahhh, shut up!! Yes, I got another vote!!!
Kaitou: Good for you. Jin Kazama is next.
---Jin Kazama
HI Hi HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO SQUALL! AHHHH I HAVE SOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
#1: Are you taken?
#2: Did you and Rinoa ever get "Together" at the end of the game?
#3: Do you like brunets?
#4: Do you actually do anything in the Galbadian Garden?
#5:If the oppertuinety ever arose would you play any of the FF games?
#6: If so which one?
Oh and I totally love your hair. God I would kill to get hilights like those!
#7:Are they natraul?
#8: Is Laguna really your father?
#9: Is there any thing going on between you and Quitis?
#11: If Laguna is your father how come you have differnt last names?
BYE BYE!
Jinnie
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Squall: Yes, I'm taken. Yes to that, too. Brunets are fine. You basically
do the same thing in Galbadia as you do in Balamb. I guess I'd like to play the games.
All of them. I hate choosing. Of course my hair is natural! Only something like THIS
can be 100% natural!!! Yes, Laguna is really my father. No, nothing is going
on with me and Quistis. Well, I made up my last name cause I didn't know who my parents were.
Kaitou: ^^ ErinErina is here to remind you something.......
---ErinErina
well squall (fixed looking at him in blush)Ehem... anyway, I want to
remind you, you said that maybe you're busy to overthrown another hungrey- power
or whatever sorceress it is... on the 3rd march!!!(chapter 3) You forgot Rinoa's birthday!!!
But that's okay, girls are waiting for you here!!!
That's it...
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Squall: *gasp* Oops. Sorry, but I was too busy trying to escape.....
Kaitou: Hey!!
Squall: Anyway, Dark Raion is next.
---Dark Raion
Damn... I go on vacation for one week and I miss like three chapters... well, anyway...
Kaitou: I'll make a deal with you, okay? You review one of my stories, I'll review
one of yours. Also, I vote for Squall. Why, you ask? First off, Squall is my all time
favorite fictional character. Second, you're just too damn mean. Dropping bricks on
guys crotches... that's just evil, and I'm not even a guy. Okay, moving on...
Squall: Is it just me, or do you also notice some strange inconsistencies in your personality
throughout this fic, more than likey caused by the author? Who designed the female student
uniforms for Garden, NORG or Cid? Either way it's rather disturbing, as those skirts are
awfully short, no? Anyway, if you had a choice between being locked in a closet with no one
to talk to but Laguna for the rest of eternity, or having to be duct tapped to a chair by a crazed
fan girl and made to answer questions, also for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? If
you knew that by passing that SeeD examine you would have to go through hell to save the world,
would you still have wanted to pass? Democrat, Rebublican, or Liberal? Is it true they're re-releasing
FF8 for PS2? What the hell is Kingdom Hearts? I've heard several people talking about it, but I don't know.
Oh well, I guess I'm done for now. Sayonara... ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: It's a deal!! ^^ I'll try to read as soon as possible!! Sorry if you think that throwing bricks to guys
is mean, but it was provoked. ^^;;
Squall: Inconsistencies? Why yes. After being strapped to a chair with fuct tape for a whole week,
I think I see the whole world in a different way now. *gets a faraway look on his face* Oh, hello air.
Anyway, NORG and Cid didn't design it becuase they paid another person to. The skirts ARE short.....
Kaitou: Yeah. And I had to actually WEAR one. @@;; It was quite uncomfortable, walking down a hall
while guys are doing push-ups there......
Squall: .............................Uh. Ok. I think I'd rather be with Laguna. At least I can tell him to shut up.
Kaitou: Haha. I am not a crazed fan girl!! And he's not even duct tapped to a chair anymore either!!!
He could escape for all I care, but he's STILL sticking around!! @@;;
Squall: I think I still would've wanted to pass. Saving the world is "Cool". I think I'm Liberal. Yes,
Square is re-making FFVIII for the PS2. Kingdom Hearts is a new game made by Square. It's
sort of a mix between regular Square stuff and........yes, Disney.
Kaitou: Vash's Girl is next!!
---Vash's Girl
Ello! It's Jessica and Vash here! (should change her penname to Vash's girl ^_^)
Vash: Uh. . .Thanks.^_^o as long as you have donuts.
Jessica: Trust me, I got plenty! ANYWHO! *clears throats* I vote for...for...for...*sniffs*
SQUALL! Sorry, Kaitou, but it's true. Squallikins, I'll always love you! (after my bf, tho :D
and NO it's not one of those 'infatuations.' this is actual love).
Vash: Since I've never even played FF8 (seeing as how I'm from a weird part of the future..*got
dragged back in time*) I vote for Kaitou. Sorry, Squall.
Jessica: Oh, no offense, I don't think anyone's pointed this out or not yet, but you spell it 'thief.' ^_^o no offense!!!
Vash: On to the questions!
Jessica! Yes! *clears throat* me first!
Vash: *pouts* fine.
Jessica: Squall. :) Do. . .You wear boxers or briefs? (cause trust me I've heard some weird things
with guys about both o.O;) What kind of shampoo do you use? Your hair is REALLY pretty! :D Hehehe. . .
If you're in love with Rinoa, what do you see in her? Hmmm? :D Rinoa's cool. ^_^o Do you think Selphie's
on crack? Or that it's actually her personality? Oh, and don't worry, me and Vash and the rest of us fans
will get you out! *holds up special secret stuff* hehehe. . .
Vash: My turn!!!! For Squall: Who are you? Do you have any donuts? Did you know I'm 131 years old?
Heh heh. Heh. *coughs* For Kaitou: Yeah, Jess' right about that thief thing. No offenseeee! Neways. For
Kaitou (again): Who are you? Do you ever watch Trigun? (That's my show!!! *maniac laugh from the series*
hahaha! *sweatdrop*) If so, whooooose your favorite character? *winkwink* Do you find it offensive that people
don't vote for you? Wait, that was kinda a stupid question, but ah, what the heck, feel free to answer anyway!
*maniac laughter* Oh, yeah.
Vash & Jessica: We want you to still narrate the story, Kaitou! And remember kids: This world is made of
LOVE and PEACE!
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Squall: ................."SQUALLIKINS"?
Kaitou: .....................................Ok. That's just--SCARY.
Squall: Uh. Ok.
Kaitou: Oooh, I got a vote from Vash (whoever he is; as long as he doesn't stalk me)!! ^^ Glad you caught my
mistake!! Thanks, too! I'll go change it now!
Squall: Selphie is.......Selphie. There's something that keeps her running.....
Kaitou: Like the Energizer Bunny?
Squall: .............I think so. Who am I? Uh. Me. Gee, that was REALLY hard somehow. No, I don't have donuts,
but I have coffee. No, I did not know that you were 131 years old. You age well.
Kaitou: Huh? Question for me? Who am I? Uh. I'm a teenaged thief that kidnapped Squall. Yeah!! I love Trigun!!
Who's my favorite character?!?! YOU, duh!! I think you're HOT!
Squall: Uh-oh. Better run for cover Vash. She's an experianced kidnapper.
Kaitou: Hahaha. ^^ Do I find it offensive? No, actually. I perfectly understand why they would want
to vote for Squall. You see, Squall is the actual "video game" character. And me? I'm the author
who just happened to kidnap him. I don't really care anyway. This is all just for fun!!!
Squall: FUN? SO YOU DIDN'T KIDNAP ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS CUTE--OR HOT--OR--
Kaitou: Uh. No comment.
Squall: ......................................................
Kaitou: Anyway, Ami-maxwell-chan is next!!!
---Ami-maxwell-chan
I vote for Kaitou on the condition that when she's finished with Squall-kun,
she must ship him directly to me (preferably still duct taped to the chair) You're so SEXY Squall!!!
Now for the questions:
1)Is junctioning a GF like being schizophrenic?(I mean, can you hear the GF's voice
in your head and stuff?)
2)Why do you always rub your forehead? Do you need some tylenol? Or have you realized
that you're surrounded by idiots and this fact frustrates/irritates you?
3)I think someone already asked this question, but how does your gunblade work? Does the bullet
go through the middle of the blade or down the side or what?!
4)Who's your favorite anime character? (mine is Duo, no da! He's from Gundam Wing in case you
didn't know. Which you probably don't, seeing as how all your time is preoccupied with answering these
questions in order to escape your temporary state of servitude...O.o)
5)Did you REALLY smile at Rinoa at the end of the game?! I think it was just a muscle spasm or a wince.
Squall-sama doesn't smile, it'd give him wrinkles!! ^-^
6)Who do you think pierced Link's ears while he was comatose for seven years in Ocarina of Time? Rauru?
7)Is it ketchup or catsup?
and finally...
8)Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Kaitou-chan!! I love Inuyasha, too!!! He's so kawaii!! (He's up there with you, Squall!!) You should duck tape him to a
chair next. I'll vote for you again if you also send me him when you're through. *drools* so many bishounen...
so little duck tape...^-^ Ja ne.
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Kaitou: ^^;;
Squall: Bwhahahaaa! Since I am no longer in the grasps of Kaitou, she can NOT ship me to you any longer!!!
She is now MY hostage!! Bwhahahaaaa!!! Junctioning GFs aren't like that. They take up a space in your
mind, but they don't talk to you. I've known that i've been surrounded by idiots ever since I was 10.
-_-;; Uh. I already answered that question. My favorite anime character......Kenshin. He's got a
cool sword. ^^ Yes, I really smiled at her. Now that you mentioned it, maybe I shouldn't smile that much anymore.
.........I've never played Zelda. It's ketchup. Kamikaze piolets? What are those?
Kaitou: You are SO right. So many guys, so little duct tape.........................................
Squall: .............I pray for this Inuyasha.
Kaitou: Hey! *gasp* Squall! Rinoa wrote to you!!!
---Rinoa
*bursts into the room and tackles Squall* SQUALL SEIFER TOUCHED MY BUTT AND
WHEN I TOLD HIM TO STOP HE WOULDN'T! HE'S SUCH A MEANIE, ISN'T HE?!?!?
*waves hi to Kaitou* Wow your clothes are so kewl!! *offers hand* I'm Rinoa, how are you?
Have you get Squall tied up in Bondage? Squally and I did that once but Cid caught us and you
should've seen Squallys face! iIt was as red as hyth! *laughs hysterically*
Wooo.....you look kewl anyway...SQUALLY SEIFER TOUCHED MY BUTT!
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Squall: WHAT?!?!?!
Kaitou: *waves back* Hey, thanks!! You look very refined, yourself!! My name's Kaiou Rikku, but
people call me Kaitou!!
Squall: ...........................................
Kaitou: .............................Squall.
Squall: Don't ask. You're better off not knowing.
Kaitou: Uh. Ok. TyrielLockheart is next.
---TyrielLockheart
Gun blade swinging maniac
(Very menacing demonic voice)You are next in my show of terror,
so be afraid, be very afraid. HA! HA! HA!*coughs alot* (Normal voice)
Dammit, I lost my demon voice now.
Any who, if you could go in the past to change one thing, which would it
be?(except avoiding being captured by Kaitou.) I can prove that you ARE
gay. Since after the whole Seifer thing in Timber, you go after him.
Because both of you are men that proves. YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!! So try and
get out of this one. Ahem.(demonic voice again) YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
YOUR CAPTOR. HA! HA! HA! HA!
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Squall: Hey, you sound a lot like Irvine in the first thing in the morning.
If I could change the past......ah, yes. I'd change the fact that I never
saw Irvine and Selphie making out in Cid's office. @@;;
Kaitou: ....................Uhhhh........................Well, at least we know that they're getting along....
Squall: ................Gay, huh? -_-;; Whatever you say.........
Kaitou: Anyway, Enchantress Tsurai is next!!
---Enchantress Tsurai
This is so cool! *ahem* okay squall, uh...if you had a child and it was a boy what would you
name him? and if it was a girl? which would you prefer? what *exactly* happend after you
kissed rinoa at the end of the game? did you know i think you are soooooo hot looking? and....
uh oooh if you wanted to wear a halloween costume what would you wear and why? and if you
cant fall to sleep at night what do you do to help you to? do you have a favorite story? and last
question what is your favorite television channel? uh...okay these questions were weird, but this
is soooo cool! great job Kaitou-chan! (can i call you that?) i cant wait for squally to answer
my questions!!!
Ja! ^_^
P.S.
Imma read your otha fics to so dun' worry kaitou
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Squall: If I had a boy, I'd name him Leon. If it was a girl, I'd be Leona.
Kaitou: -_-;; You are SO orginal, Squall, that it surprises me.
Squall: Hey! I don't really mind if I got either a boy or a girl. Uh. I kissed Rinoa and we
went on our first date the week after. Of course I know that I'm so hot looking!
Kaitou: Oh, great. Now you got him started.
Squall: First thing in the morning I always use this special type of gel--onlly THAT gel will
do though because all the other gels stick on my hair and it's so gross and--
*one hour later*
Kaitou: .............Squall. Shut up.
Squall: Awww, but I was getting to my face creams!!
Kaitou: Squall--I DON'T CARE. okay??? Just answer the rest of these questionss!!
Squall: Aw, ok. I'd go as myself and surprise all of my fans. ^^ I always go to sleep
at night...... A favorite story? Like what? I like the food channel............Foooooood.....
Kaitou: Uhhh.......stop staring at the peaches over there. You're scaring those kids away.
Squall: Oh. Oops.
Kaitou: Thanks for reading my fics!!! ^^ I'm so happy now!!!
Squall: Arathorn is next.
---Arathorn
Nwahah vote for Squall. Neh funniest of all but a bit long :D
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Squall: Another vote, another day......
Kaitou: That's backwards, Squall.
Squall: Whatever. Kimi Valkyrie...............
--Kimi Valkyrie
Hey Kaitou! You've got me on your side! Another question for Squall.
1) Are you in love with Lulu from FFX and cheating on Rinoa for that?
2) Kaitou, do me a favor and kick Squall's sorry @$$ for us! Your ever loving fans.
3) Squall, what is it with you and FFX?
4) Rikku, Yuna and Lulu rocks! What do you think?
Hey, Squall, if I had the chance I'll get my sword and start hitting you. So beware!
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Kaitou: ^^ Hey, thanks!! Let's all hope that I escape soon!!
Squall: Um. I'm not in love with Lulu. I just like the way she dresses. = P
Kaitou: Squall, come here for a sec.
Squall: *walks over*
Kaitou: OMG!! IT'S LAGUNA!!
Squall: WHAT?!?! WHERE?!?! *turns around*
Kaitou: *kicks him*
Squall: ARGH!! Owww!! What was that for?!?!?
Kaitou: Various reasons.
Squall: .................I like all the Fianl Fantasies. ^^ Me and all the guys get along fine.
Especially the girls. ^^ Uh. Let's hiope that you don't find your sword for a very, VERY long time. -_-;;
Kaitou: .............
Squall: Oh, yes, remember people!! KAITOU IS NOW MY HOSTAGE!! YOU ALL ARE NOW PERMITTED
TO SEND IN ALL THE MOST PERVERTED QUESTIONS EITHER TO ME OR KAITOU AS LONG AS YOU WISH!!
ASK ANYTHING!! ^^ BWHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Kaitou: Guys--get me outta here!!!!
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Well, you can tell why this took me some time. @@;; PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
MY OTHER STORIES!!! PLEASE!!! I'M DESPARATE!!!!
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Chapter 6: Expected?
Author: Kaitou /Sk8ter Gurl
Disclaimer: FFVIII does not belong to me.
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Squall: ...............
Kaitou: Look. Squall, this isn't working.
Squall: Oh, I realized that a LONG time ago.
Kaitou: WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINSIH? Anyway, I'm............I....
Well, I want to say that I'm....sorry, for throwing stuff at you and duct
taping you to a chair and hitting you on the head with.........stuff.
Squall: ...............................................................
Kaitou: ......So, I just want to let you know that. Do you forgive me?
I promise I'll be nice to you!!! ^^ Thief's Honor!!
Squall: ......................................................................
Kaitou: ......................Squall?
Squall: .........................................Whatever.
Kaitou: *snifs a little and runs to Squall* THANKS!!! *starts to hug him*
Squall: .....C-can't........b-br-breathe.........
Kaitou: Huh? ^^;; Oopsie!! Anyway, Redrum's got something to say!!
---Redrum
Don't have any question, but my vote is on Squall with who has more fans.
Though I don't really like your version of him, I do like him as a whole. And
when you do have 'squall' answering questions, it's just you answering them.
It should be as though the real Squall is. And I don't think he would act like
that.
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Squall: ......You voted for me..........
Kaitou: ..........
Squall: .....Yet you DON'T like ME.....
Kaitou: Um, she said that she likes YOU as YOU. She just doesn't like YOU
in HERE.
Squall: ........................And the difference is?
Kaitou: *sighs* Nevermind. Anyway, ^^;; I'm REALLY sorry that you don't like
Squall in HERE........ Just imagine him acting like he WAS trapped with ME,
ok? And well, I imagined him in this position and the Squall-in-HERE was
born!! Um, I'm really sorry, ok? ^^;; Sorry!!!
Squall: Uhhh............I AM in this position.
Kaitou: Stefani Teee has got something to say!!
---Stefani Teee
Kaitou, hi! And Squall... hun, by the Goddess, how do you ALWAYS end up in
these situations? First having Irvine convince you into taking Rinoa to a strip
bar on your first date, then 'accidentally' shoving a chopstick down Seifer's
throat, when you ran into him in a Chinese restaurant... getting duck-taped to
a chair?
Anyway, what's YOUR favorite anime? (Not counting the ones that Kaitou
forces you to watch). Oh and lastly? Sorry Kaitou, you're a wicked author
(read mine! read mine!) But Squall's been my honey all the way... I vote him!
(Oh, and I vote you keep on rambling all you like, being just a mediator is
dead boring, screw what YPE THE APE says about you. Knowing Squall, he'd
refrain from touching the keyboard at all without you! Isn't that right, hun?
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Kaitou: Whoa, whoa, WHOA. YOU took Rinoa to STRIP BAR for your FIRST
DATE?
Squall: *gasp* HOW DID SHE KNOW?!?!?!
Kaitou: *stares intently at Squall for a couple of seconds* Uh, oh-kaaay....
Squall: *curses Irvine under his breath* MY favorite anime? Final Fantasy
the anime, duh! Bwhahaaa!! Thanks for voting for me!!!
Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for voting me to keep on rambling!! ^^ Squall is so stubborn!!
Squall wouldn't even LOOK at the screen!!! It took so many chain saws and
ammunition and bricks.......
Squall: LADY, you don't know the HALF of it. -_-;;
Kaitou: Hecate's turn!! ^^
---Hecate
This is so cool! An Kaitou I like your ramblings,you keep Squall in line
brilliantly (Well,Rinny's not there to do it!)Anyways,my questions...
1.Have you got a British or American accent?(Nutty friend breathing down
neck wants 2 know)
2.Who gets more girls,you or Irvine?
and 3.Do you where boxers under those incredibly tight leather pants or do
you go commando*Grins*
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Squall: I'm too handsome to be duct tapped to a chair..........
Kaitou: Hey, I DO keep him in line!! ^^ Right, Squall?? *hold up some
dynamite*
Squall: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT ANYMORE!!
Kaitou: Hey, I didn't say I COULDN'T THREATEN you anymore....^-^
Squall: ................................................................
Kaitou: *lights the dynamite*
Squall: I'll answer!! I'll answer!!!
Kaitou: Good boy. *puts dynamite out*
Squall: Accent? I have a Eurpean accent cause, well, I LOOK European,
don't I? Um........I think *I* get more girls cause......well.......Kaitou
kidnapped ME, not Irvine, which is a sure sign.
Kaitou: ........
Squall: .......Kaitou?
Kaitou: What?
Squall: .....What does "going commando" mean??
Kaitou: ..................@@;;.................
Squall: Well?
Kaitou: *silently* SHIT. HOW THE FREAKIN HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO
EXPLAIN "NORMALLY"??? Gotta be cool.......gotta be cool.......
Squall: ???
Kaitou: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...................................
Squall: ...................................
Kaitou: Uh, you see........"going commando"......means..........well......you know
when you......uhhh.......well........@@;;
Squall: ......?
Kaitou: Uhhh. *rushes it out* IT-MEANS-THAT-YOU-WEAR-YOUR-PANTS-
WITHOUT-ANY-UNDERWEAR!!!!
Squall: ..............................................................................
Kaitou: .............................
Squall: ........................................Do YOU go commando?
Kaitou: ?!?!?! WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT TO ASK A GIRL???
ARGH, nevermind. I don't want to know the answer.
Squall: Of course not. That's cause I do.
Kaitou: *throws him her death-glare* NO. Aika-Nao121 is next!!
---Aika-Nao121
Hiya Kaitou and Squally! Sorry Squall hun, but i vote for Kaitou!
Why? because she is nice, a theif, and had guts kidnapping you! ^_^
Without Kaitou this wouldn't be funny because Squall would be doing
the dots.... and would always answer ''whatever'' ^_^. I got a questions
for you thou Squall! What are your hobbies, and are you gonna marry Riona?!
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Kaitou: !!!
Squall: WHAT?? YOU CHOSE THAT INEXPERIANCED THIEF OVER THE
MOST HANDSOMEST, TALENTENTED, AND COOLEST MAN IN THE
WORLD????
Kaitou: *throws a brick at Squall*
Squall: OW!!
Kaitou: You deserved that. ^^ THANK YOU!!! You've made me so happy!!
Squall: WHATEVER.
Kaitou: ^^ Music to my ears.
Squall: I read as a hobby. Reading books like "How to Destroy Your Enemies"
and "The Art of War" can really come in handy. *grins*
Kaitou: ......@@;; Uh, ok.
Squall: And about marrying Rinoa........... I already answered that.
Kaitou: Trajik007 is here........^^
---Trajik007
I VOTE FOR KAITOU!!!!!! KAITOU KAITOU KAITOU!!!!!!I think thats four,
there, now YOU have more Kaitou. AND SQUALL, UR A PERVERT (although
I woulnt mind being Rinoa for like two days to hook up with you AND Seifer.)
*gets a nice..............-ish smile on her face* Kaitou, I'll never vote for anyone
again but YOU if you can kidnapp Seifer just for my question! (to Seifer is
hes there: WHAT SHOE SIZE?????????Just to make sure on SIZE!!!tee hee
hee hee hee hee) *continues laughing manically* Kaitou, if you kidnapp him for
my question, (which I will anyway) I'll vote for you A MILLION TIMES!!!!!!!!!
sorry Squish..........oops, Squab? Squall? SQUALL, THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Squall: WHAT???
Kaitou: 0.0 WHOA.......uhh..........^-^ THANKS A LOT!!!! ^^;; (Thinking:
Do I really deserve even one vote......?) Squall really is sort of a perv, huh?
Squall: *starts to get all "out of line" and struggles in the duct tape*
Kaitou: ??? Squall? *watches him start to RIP the duct tape* OMG!!!!
Squall: *frees himself from the last of the duct tape* BWHAHAHAAAA!!
FREE AT LAST!!!
Kaitou: *gasp* (Thinking: All I could do was watch.......I was so surprised....)
*ONE HOUR LATER*
Kaitou: Squall!! How COULD you???
Squall: Bwhahahaaaaa!!! How does it feel to be STRAPPED to a chair, eh???
Kaitou: *currently duct tapped to the chair* BUT HOW???
Squall: Uh........actually......I dunno....0.0.....but ANYWAY....... it is now
YOUR job to answer the questions!!! THIS TIME, YOU CAN SEND
IN ALL THE PERVERTED QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK KAITOU!!!!
Kaitou: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Squall: Anyway, Dr. Oops wants to ask me something.........
---Dr. Opps, I took out your spine by mistake
I vote for Kaitou! Stay in the fic! Now for my questions.
1) Before Kaitou kidnapped you *give Kaitou a high five* How many
times a day did you bang Rinoa?
2) If train 'A' leave Balamd at 60 mph at 6 a.m and train 'B' leaves
Timber at 7 a.m. at 70 mph, how long will it take them to colide and kill
everyone on them, so i can harvest their organ for my new super genetic creature?
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Squall: NOO!! Another vote gone for KAITOU!!!!
Kaitou: ^^;; Thank you!!! I'm so happy today.........even though I'm strapped
to a chair with duct tape and I'm in the company of a squirrel-killing-
Herbal-Essance-using freak!!!
Squall: HEY!! Anyway, first questions........
Kaitou: Um, Doctor, I'd give you a high five too, if I wasn't strapped to a
chair......^^;;
Squall: ..........How many times........................do I...........
Kaitou: .................................This is why I don't like perverted questions.
Squall: WELL THAT'S TOO BAD!! Uh, I'd rather not answer this one though.
@@;; Such a violation.........Second question.........WHO GIVES A DAMN?
Kaitou: Squall!!! You have to answer! Actually you can't, be cause
if you wanted to know the answer, you had to have the place where they will
meet specifically to collide. Thus, without that vital piece of info, we cannot
solve the equation.
Squall: .......Uh, whatever you say. Phoenix Blade? Who's that?
---Phoenix Blade
Heeeeyy!! This is fun!!
Q: What would you do if Rinoa leaves you for Seifer?
What are you gonna say, do, how would ya feel??
Ps: No offense...you're one of my fave virtual guys but...
do you know you look like a girl?? I mean, with the earrings and stuff....
Okie, I'm voting for Kaitou!! Sorry Squall!!
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Squall: WHAT?? Another vote for Kaitou????
Kaitou: =^^= THANKIES!!! ^^;; Um, now for the questions....
Squall: If Rinoa left me for Seifer I'd track them down and ask
a director to tape our dramtic conversation and air it. Duh. The
earring was supposed to be cool!!!
Kaitou: *cracks up* So much for that.
Squall: *picks up a brick* .........
Kaitou: *glares at Squall* YOU. WOULDN'T. DARE.
Squall: ..............................*slowly puts the brick down* ..............
Kaitou: ^^ Good boy. See girls? If you just spend some time with a guy,
he'll start to listen to you. ^^
Squall: ....................................-_-......................I feel so.............different.
Kaitou: Dragon Kunoichi is next!! ^^
Squall: Hey, wasn't supposed to say that?!?
Kaitou: You snooze, you lose.
---Dragon Kunoichi
Hi Kaitou and Squall !!! First off I vote for Squall cause you're really
cool...and besides you're my favorite character out of any video game...
and by the way I have a replica of your necklace! Ok, ok I'll get to my questions...
1. I have to ask...why is your jacket too small? Did someone put it in a washing
machine and wash it when it was dry clean only or something? I just have to know!
2. Have you ever actually played ff8 (final fantasy 8 if anyone needs to know)
and if you have what was your favorite place in the game?
3. When you were a baby was your first word whatever?
4. .....Can I borrow your gunblade? Pleaseeeeeee!!! I promise I'll bring it....
(or an exact replica) back!
p.s: You shouldn't be so mean to Squall, Kaitou! Ya got'ta admit it has to be
annoying to be ducktaped to a chair...but then again if he wasn't ducktaped
to a chair I guess I couldn't ask him any questions....well...here *hands Squall 50 bucks*
that should make up for all the times I yelled at you when play'n ff8 ^_^!
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Kaitou: See, not everybody hates you. You got a vote from her!!
Squall: Ah-I-I never said that everybody hated me!!!
Kaitou: Sure.
Squall: ..................The jacket is small because it's part of my attire.
Have I ever played VIII? Uh. I'm the hero in the game. Do the math.
No, how did you know my first word??? Ahhh.........oh well. Can you borrow
my gunblade? Uh, I dunno. IF you can HANDLE it......
Kaitou: Kyaaa.....^^;; Don't you see, though? I AM imagining him strapped to a chair
with duct tape!! That's why there is sucha thing called "ASK SQUALL"!!
Squall: Hey, she gave me 50 dollars. Alri--HEY. YOU YELLED AT ME?!?!
Kaitou: Kyahahaa.....^^;; Don't mind Mr. Ego over there.
Squall: Fire and Ice Monkey--you either say something or go away.
---fire and ice monkey
Well, my questions are: did you two like my poems? and... what is your
favorite animal between pandas, monkeys, cats or fish... oh yes... My vote
you still be squall because... hes... so... hot.. BUT! hes gotten a bit nasty lately
... so... I vote for Kaitou! and you should keep your self in the story... think of
how boring it would be with just squll answerig questions with no humours[sp I know]
deallys in between... (no offence squall..)
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Kaitou: I really liked your poems!! Especially that one about losing someone you love!!
That one was sad.........but really liked it!! ^^
Squall: ......................................I like........................Cats. I don't know why, so don't ask. @@;;
Kaitou: I like pandas!! So cuuuuuute......... =^^=
Squall: *stares at Kaitou* Uh--are you SURE you didn't eat any of the duct tape? @@;;
Kaitou: Uh.
Squall: Anyway................I got a vote!!
Kaitou: What? You voted for me too!!!
Squall: .......So. Who is it?
Kaitou: ....................I think it's me cuz she said "but" whe she mentioned your name.
Squall: WHAT?!?! THE HORROR!!!
Kaitou: Squall--the HORROR is having to spend time with YOU.
Squall: Aw--that really hurt.
Kaitou: That's not ALL that going to HURT after I get out of this chair.......
Squall: ..........................
Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for wanting me to stay in the story.....and I'm so glad that you
like my ramblings.......You're part of the many few people who think that!! ^^
Squall: Emphasis on the "few".
Kaitou: *spits at him* Quiet.
Squall: AHHH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!
Kaitou: Oh, stop with the melodrama. We all know that you aren;t THAT obsessed with your hair.
Squall: ;_; My......beautiful...............................hair..........;_;
Kaitou: @@;; Uh, on the other hand, maybe we're wrong. Anyway, Rand Al'Tor is next!! ^^
---Rand Al'Tor (kim_biebaut@hotmail.com)
Nah Kaitou, you stay, whatever doesn't kill Squall only makes him stronger.
I'm afraid I'm still voting Squall though. So...
1: Squall, the theory that Ultimecia is in fact Rinoa from the far future, among
others supported by your visions when you were lost in time. Any thoughts on it?
2: You seemed to be rather cool about the whole 'Seifer torturing you till you considered
getting yourself killed' thing. SeeDs get training in that stuff or...? (token perv comment.
I think I know WICH instructor would be in charge of torture resistance training)
3: General Caraway, your potential father-in-law. What's your take on him?
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Kaitou: ^^ Thanks for wanting me to stay.......
Squall: What do you mean "whatever doesn't kill Squall only makes him stronger"?!?!? DO YOU
KNOW HOW TORTUROUS IT IS TO BE IN THE SAME *ATMOSPHERE* AS THIS--THIS--GIRL?!?!
Kaitou: HEY.
Squall: Oh well....................at least you voted for me. Uh, Rinoa IS Ultimecia?!?! Whoa. Never
knew that.....
Kaitou: Actually, Ultimecia only took CONTROL of Rinoa's BODY in the present. And in the future,
Ultimecia has nothing to do with Rinoa.
Squall: .......That second question...........it's not.....RIGHT.
Kaitou: No, really? I JUST noticed that.
Squall: ^^ That's ok though, cause from now on, perverted questions are always more than welcome!!
Kaitou: I swear, there is something wrong with you........
Squall: Nothing a couple of heroin shots can't fix. ^^
Kaitou: ...................................
Squall: General Caraway.....he seems to be very refined. But not polite. I guess he's ok, as long as
once me and Rinoa get hitched, won't have to see him again. Ever.
Kaitou: Rag Doll is next!!
---Rag Doll
Hi Squall, Hey Kaitou! *waves* I got even more questions for ya!
1. Do you know why that big spot light thingy in Deling City looks like the Bat Singnal?
2. Who do you think is more popular, You or Irvine? Explain.
3. Do you beleive in chain letters?
4. Are you supersticious?
5. Ahhhh! What's behind you?!!
6. Do you like Aerosmith? If so, what's your favorite song?
7. Do you think I'm cute? ^_^'*blushes+giggles*
8. Do you know how to swim?
Sorry, Squall. I can't set you free. *cries* But I know Kaitou will set you free....eventually!
1. Do you like Jackie Chan?
2. What is your favorite cartoon?
3. How are you doing? (I know that you aren't doin to good, but on a scale from one to ten.)
4. Who do you hate more, Ultimecia, or...(foreboding music) the horror that is...Irvine?
5. Did you ever sneak into a chick flick dressed as a girl so no one knew it was actually
you, and find Irvine doing the same thing? (Just wondering, and make him answer, Kaitou, please.)
6. What is your favorite breakfast cereal? Explain.
That's about it, oh! One more...
7. Do you like Eddie Izzard?
Okay, I'm done...until next chapter! ^_^
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Squall: ...............The........................Bat.............Signal?
Kaitou: ............................Well. You learn new things everyday.
Squall: I think that I'M more popular cause........cause.....well I DO!! So there.
I don't believe in chain letters. Once, I got one right before I went inside
of the Fire Cavern with Quistis and I didn't do anything. Well, they editied this
out in the game, but I accidentally pushed Quistis in the lava. @@;;
Kaitou: @@;; Uh.
Squall: No, I'm not supersticious. *turns around* There isn't anything behind me.....
Kaitou: Uh, that woulb be ME, Squall.
Squall: Oh. Well, anyway, I don't even know what Areosmith is so......and I don't know
what you look like but you are cute, probably. Of course I know how to swim!!
Kaitou: Since when?
Squall: Since Seifer pushed me into the ocean when I was 7!! Duh.
Kaitou: Oh.
Squall: Jackie Chan? Well, he kicks butt so I guess so. My favorite cartoon is
Sponge Bob Square Pants.....don't ask. What am I doing? Uh, looking at Kaitou's
fine bod--
Kaitou: WHAT?
Squall: Uh--looking at Kaitou. Generally. No particualr place. At all. Just her.
Uh--anyway, I think I hate Ultimecia more cuz she kills innocent people so.........
I never sneaked into a chick flick!!
Kaitou: But Irvine did.
Squall: How do you know?
Kaitou: Uh, remember when I said that Irvine started to stalk me? Well, I went
to go see a movie and he followed me in.....@@;; It was very disturbing.
Squall: ......................
Kaitou: You were better off not knowing.
Squall: Cereal? Hah!! Cereal is for the weak!!
Kaitou: Hey!! I eat cereal!!
Squall: I know.
Kaitou: *throws him her death glare* ........
Squall: I have no idea who Eddie Izzard is......@@;; Anyway, Kamikaze Misson is next.
You either ask something or don't. We're all going to die, anyway..............
---Kamikaze Mission
yay!!! hey squally!!! hey Kaitou!!! i must say, i definitly vote 4 you, Kaitou. I mean,
You did go thru all the trouble of kidnapping squall, and i really like this fic. Anywayz-
Squall, exactly what kind of fur is that on your coat? me 'n my friends have a little bet
goin. I say your a bunny murderer. you just seem that kind of person who would have a
coat made from a helpless little bunny. No offense of course, i luv ya even if ya did kill a bunny!
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Kaitou: Thanks for voting for me!!! ^^ Thanks for liking this fic!! Actually, THANK YOU ALL!!
Squall: What kind of fur?
Kaitou: It's a squirrel.
Squall: A SQUIRREL?!?!
Kaitou: Yeah. Good thing you agree with me Squall.
Squall: A BUNNY MURDERER?!?!?
Kaitou: *gasp* I never knew!!
Squall: @@;; Uh. I think I'll go lie down now.............
Kaitou: Whatever you want. Shiva (ShaLyn) is next. ^^
---Shiva (ShaLyn)
HI SQUALL^_^ I'm sorry you got kid napped:( Oh well... Any ways, my questions are.....
1. If you could date any one in FF7, and FF10, who would they be?
2. HOW can you wear THAT much leather!?
3. who do you think you take after more, Raine or Laguna?
4. Who's you best friend Zell, or Irvine?
5. If you could, would you come to me? I'm not annoying, and I'll give you
ANYTHIING you want!^_^
Oh, and I vote for Squall^.^ See-Ya!
Shiva
A.K.A ShaLyn
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Kaitou: If I hadn't kidnapped him, you wouldn't be able to ask him these questions!!
Squall: I know. If I could date anyone from FFVII or FFX.......I'd choose Aeris,
cause she's a bit like Rinoa........and I'd pick Lulu and Yuna and Rikku from FFX.
Yes, I am SO greedy. ^^
Kaitou: Uh. Ok. @@;;
Squall: I like leather. Can;t you tell? I think I take more after Raine. If I took after Laguna,
I don't think what I'd do. @@;; Zell and Irvine are my friends, but they both could get annoying
when they want to. I can't come to you right now cause I'm currently trying to pry my foot out
of a pot hole I'm stuck in right now.
Kaitou: I TOLD you to watch out.
Squall: Ahhh, shut up!! Yes, I got another vote!!!
Kaitou: Good for you. Jin Kazama is next.
---Jin Kazama
HI Hi HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLO SQUALL! AHHHH I HAVE SOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
#1: Are you taken?
#2: Did you and Rinoa ever get "Together" at the end of the game?
#3: Do you like brunets?
#4: Do you actually do anything in the Galbadian Garden?
#5:If the oppertuinety ever arose would you play any of the FF games?
#6: If so which one?
Oh and I totally love your hair. God I would kill to get hilights like those!
#7:Are they natraul?
#8: Is Laguna really your father?
#9: Is there any thing going on between you and Quitis?
#11: If Laguna is your father how come you have differnt last names?
BYE BYE!
Jinnie
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Squall: Yes, I'm taken. Yes to that, too. Brunets are fine. You basically
do the same thing in Galbadia as you do in Balamb. I guess I'd like to play the games.
All of them. I hate choosing. Of course my hair is natural! Only something like THIS
can be 100% natural!!! Yes, Laguna is really my father. No, nothing is going
on with me and Quistis. Well, I made up my last name cause I didn't know who my parents were.
Kaitou: ^^ ErinErina is here to remind you something.......
---ErinErina
well squall (fixed looking at him in blush)Ehem... anyway, I want to
remind you, you said that maybe you're busy to overthrown another hungrey- power
or whatever sorceress it is... on the 3rd march!!!(chapter 3) You forgot Rinoa's birthday!!!
But that's okay, girls are waiting for you here!!!
That's it...
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Squall: *gasp* Oops. Sorry, but I was too busy trying to escape.....
Kaitou: Hey!!
Squall: Anyway, Dark Raion is next.
---Dark Raion
Damn... I go on vacation for one week and I miss like three chapters... well, anyway...
Kaitou: I'll make a deal with you, okay? You review one of my stories, I'll review
one of yours. Also, I vote for Squall. Why, you ask? First off, Squall is my all time
favorite fictional character. Second, you're just too damn mean. Dropping bricks on
guys crotches... that's just evil, and I'm not even a guy. Okay, moving on...
Squall: Is it just me, or do you also notice some strange inconsistencies in your personality
throughout this fic, more than likey caused by the author? Who designed the female student
uniforms for Garden, NORG or Cid? Either way it's rather disturbing, as those skirts are
awfully short, no? Anyway, if you had a choice between being locked in a closet with no one
to talk to but Laguna for the rest of eternity, or having to be duct tapped to a chair by a crazed
fan girl and made to answer questions, also for the rest of eternity, which would you choose? If
you knew that by passing that SeeD examine you would have to go through hell to save the world,
would you still have wanted to pass? Democrat, Rebublican, or Liberal? Is it true they're re-releasing
FF8 for PS2? What the hell is Kingdom Hearts? I've heard several people talking about it, but I don't know.
Oh well, I guess I'm done for now. Sayonara... ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: It's a deal!! ^^ I'll try to read as soon as possible!! Sorry if you think that throwing bricks to guys
is mean, but it was provoked. ^^;;
Squall: Inconsistencies? Why yes. After being strapped to a chair with fuct tape for a whole week,
I think I see the whole world in a different way now. *gets a faraway look on his face* Oh, hello air.
Anyway, NORG and Cid didn't design it becuase they paid another person to. The skirts ARE short.....
Kaitou: Yeah. And I had to actually WEAR one. @@;; It was quite uncomfortable, walking down a hall
while guys are doing push-ups there......
Squall: .............................Uh. Ok. I think I'd rather be with Laguna. At least I can tell him to shut up.
Kaitou: Haha. I am not a crazed fan girl!! And he's not even duct tapped to a chair anymore either!!!
He could escape for all I care, but he's STILL sticking around!! @@;;
Squall: I think I still would've wanted to pass. Saving the world is "Cool". I think I'm Liberal. Yes,
Square is re-making FFVIII for the PS2. Kingdom Hearts is a new game made by Square. It's
sort of a mix between regular Square stuff and........yes, Disney.
Kaitou: Vash's Girl is next!!
---Vash's Girl
Ello! It's Jessica and Vash here! (should change her penname to Vash's girl ^_^)
Vash: Uh. . .Thanks.^_^o as long as you have donuts.
Jessica: Trust me, I got plenty! ANYWHO! *clears throats* I vote for...for...for...*sniffs*
SQUALL! Sorry, Kaitou, but it's true. Squallikins, I'll always love you! (after my bf, tho :D
and NO it's not one of those 'infatuations.' this is actual love).
Vash: Since I've never even played FF8 (seeing as how I'm from a weird part of the future..*got
dragged back in time*) I vote for Kaitou. Sorry, Squall.
Jessica: Oh, no offense, I don't think anyone's pointed this out or not yet, but you spell it 'thief.' ^_^o no offense!!!
Vash: On to the questions!
Jessica! Yes! *clears throat* me first!
Vash: *pouts* fine.
Jessica: Squall. :) Do. . .You wear boxers or briefs? (cause trust me I've heard some weird things
with guys about both o.O;) What kind of shampoo do you use? Your hair is REALLY pretty! :D Hehehe. . .
If you're in love with Rinoa, what do you see in her? Hmmm? :D Rinoa's cool. ^_^o Do you think Selphie's
on crack? Or that it's actually her personality? Oh, and don't worry, me and Vash and the rest of us fans
will get you out! *holds up special secret stuff* hehehe. . .
Vash: My turn!!!! For Squall: Who are you? Do you have any donuts? Did you know I'm 131 years old?
Heh heh. Heh. *coughs* For Kaitou: Yeah, Jess' right about that thief thing. No offenseeee! Neways. For
Kaitou (again): Who are you? Do you ever watch Trigun? (That's my show!!! *maniac laugh from the series*
hahaha! *sweatdrop*) If so, whooooose your favorite character? *winkwink* Do you find it offensive that people
don't vote for you? Wait, that was kinda a stupid question, but ah, what the heck, feel free to answer anyway!
*maniac laughter* Oh, yeah.
Vash & Jessica: We want you to still narrate the story, Kaitou! And remember kids: This world is made of
LOVE and PEACE!
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Squall: ................."SQUALLIKINS"?
Kaitou: .....................................Ok. That's just--SCARY.
Squall: Uh. Ok.
Kaitou: Oooh, I got a vote from Vash (whoever he is; as long as he doesn't stalk me)!! ^^ Glad you caught my
mistake!! Thanks, too! I'll go change it now!
Squall: Selphie is.......Selphie. There's something that keeps her running.....
Kaitou: Like the Energizer Bunny?
Squall: .............I think so. Who am I? Uh. Me. Gee, that was REALLY hard somehow. No, I don't have donuts,
but I have coffee. No, I did not know that you were 131 years old. You age well.
Kaitou: Huh? Question for me? Who am I? Uh. I'm a teenaged thief that kidnapped Squall. Yeah!! I love Trigun!!
Who's my favorite character?!?! YOU, duh!! I think you're HOT!
Squall: Uh-oh. Better run for cover Vash. She's an experianced kidnapper.
Kaitou: Hahaha. ^^ Do I find it offensive? No, actually. I perfectly understand why they would want
to vote for Squall. You see, Squall is the actual "video game" character. And me? I'm the author
who just happened to kidnap him. I don't really care anyway. This is all just for fun!!!
Squall: FUN? SO YOU DIDN'T KIDNAP ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS CUTE--OR HOT--OR--
Kaitou: Uh. No comment.
Squall: ......................................................
Kaitou: Anyway, Ami-maxwell-chan is next!!!
---Ami-maxwell-chan
I vote for Kaitou on the condition that when she's finished with Squall-kun,
she must ship him directly to me (preferably still duct taped to the chair) You're so SEXY Squall!!!
Now for the questions:
1)Is junctioning a GF like being schizophrenic?(I mean, can you hear the GF's voice
in your head and stuff?)
2)Why do you always rub your forehead? Do you need some tylenol? Or have you realized
that you're surrounded by idiots and this fact frustrates/irritates you?
3)I think someone already asked this question, but how does your gunblade work? Does the bullet
go through the middle of the blade or down the side or what?!
4)Who's your favorite anime character? (mine is Duo, no da! He's from Gundam Wing in case you
didn't know. Which you probably don't, seeing as how all your time is preoccupied with answering these
questions in order to escape your temporary state of servitude...O.o)
5)Did you REALLY smile at Rinoa at the end of the game?! I think it was just a muscle spasm or a wince.
Squall-sama doesn't smile, it'd give him wrinkles!! ^-^
6)Who do you think pierced Link's ears while he was comatose for seven years in Ocarina of Time? Rauru?
7)Is it ketchup or catsup?
and finally...
8)Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Kaitou-chan!! I love Inuyasha, too!!! He's so kawaii!! (He's up there with you, Squall!!) You should duck tape him to a
chair next. I'll vote for you again if you also send me him when you're through. *drools* so many bishounen...
so little duck tape...^-^ Ja ne.
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Kaitou: ^^;;
Squall: Bwhahahaaa! Since I am no longer in the grasps of Kaitou, she can NOT ship me to you any longer!!!
She is now MY hostage!! Bwhahahaaaa!!! Junctioning GFs aren't like that. They take up a space in your
mind, but they don't talk to you. I've known that i've been surrounded by idiots ever since I was 10.
-_-;; Uh. I already answered that question. My favorite anime character......Kenshin. He's got a
cool sword. ^^ Yes, I really smiled at her. Now that you mentioned it, maybe I shouldn't smile that much anymore.
.........I've never played Zelda. It's ketchup. Kamikaze piolets? What are those?
Kaitou: You are SO right. So many guys, so little duct tape.........................................
Squall: .............I pray for this Inuyasha.
Kaitou: Hey! *gasp* Squall! Rinoa wrote to you!!!
---Rinoa
*bursts into the room and tackles Squall* SQUALL SEIFER TOUCHED MY BUTT AND
WHEN I TOLD HIM TO STOP HE WOULDN'T! HE'S SUCH A MEANIE, ISN'T HE?!?!?
*waves hi to Kaitou* Wow your clothes are so kewl!! *offers hand* I'm Rinoa, how are you?
Have you get Squall tied up in Bondage? Squally and I did that once but Cid caught us and you
should've seen Squallys face! iIt was as red as hyth! *laughs hysterically*
Wooo.....you look kewl anyway...SQUALLY SEIFER TOUCHED MY BUTT!
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Squall: WHAT?!?!?!
Kaitou: *waves back* Hey, thanks!! You look very refined, yourself!! My name's Kaiou Rikku, but
people call me Kaitou!!
Squall: ...........................................
Kaitou: .............................Squall.
Squall: Don't ask. You're better off not knowing.
Kaitou: Uh. Ok. TyrielLockheart is next.
---TyrielLockheart
Gun blade swinging maniac
(Very menacing demonic voice)You are next in my show of terror,
so be afraid, be very afraid. HA! HA! HA!*coughs alot* (Normal voice)
Dammit, I lost my demon voice now.
Any who, if you could go in the past to change one thing, which would it
be?(except avoiding being captured by Kaitou.) I can prove that you ARE
gay. Since after the whole Seifer thing in Timber, you go after him.
Because both of you are men that proves. YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!! So try and
get out of this one. Ahem.(demonic voice again) YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE
YOUR CAPTOR. HA! HA! HA! HA!
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Squall: Hey, you sound a lot like Irvine in the first thing in the morning.
If I could change the past......ah, yes. I'd change the fact that I never
saw Irvine and Selphie making out in Cid's office. @@;;
Kaitou: ....................Uhhhh........................Well, at least we know that they're getting along....
Squall: ................Gay, huh? -_-;; Whatever you say.........
Kaitou: Anyway, Enchantress Tsurai is next!!
---Enchantress Tsurai
This is so cool! *ahem* okay squall, uh...if you had a child and it was a boy what would you
name him? and if it was a girl? which would you prefer? what *exactly* happend after you
kissed rinoa at the end of the game? did you know i think you are soooooo hot looking? and....
uh oooh if you wanted to wear a halloween costume what would you wear and why? and if you
cant fall to sleep at night what do you do to help you to? do you have a favorite story? and last
question what is your favorite television channel? uh...okay these questions were weird, but this
is soooo cool! great job Kaitou-chan! (can i call you that?) i cant wait for squally to answer
my questions!!!
Ja! ^_^
P.S.
Imma read your otha fics to so dun' worry kaitou
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Squall: If I had a boy, I'd name him Leon. If it was a girl, I'd be Leona.
Kaitou: -_-;; You are SO orginal, Squall, that it surprises me.
Squall: Hey! I don't really mind if I got either a boy or a girl. Uh. I kissed Rinoa and we
went on our first date the week after. Of course I know that I'm so hot looking!
Kaitou: Oh, great. Now you got him started.
Squall: First thing in the morning I always use this special type of gel--onlly THAT gel will
do though because all the other gels stick on my hair and it's so gross and--
*one hour later*
Kaitou: .............Squall. Shut up.
Squall: Awww, but I was getting to my face creams!!
Kaitou: Squall--I DON'T CARE. okay??? Just answer the rest of these questionss!!
Squall: Aw, ok. I'd go as myself and surprise all of my fans. ^^ I always go to sleep
at night...... A favorite story? Like what? I like the food channel............Foooooood.....
Kaitou: Uhhh.......stop staring at the peaches over there. You're scaring those kids away.
Squall: Oh. Oops.
Kaitou: Thanks for reading my fics!!! ^^ I'm so happy now!!!
Squall: Arathorn is next.
---Arathorn
Nwahah vote for Squall. Neh funniest of all but a bit long :D
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Squall: Another vote, another day......
Kaitou: That's backwards, Squall.
Squall: Whatever. Kimi Valkyrie...............
--Kimi Valkyrie
Hey Kaitou! You've got me on your side! Another question for Squall.
1) Are you in love with Lulu from FFX and cheating on Rinoa for that?
2) Kaitou, do me a favor and kick Squall's sorry @$$ for us! Your ever loving fans.
3) Squall, what is it with you and FFX?
4) Rikku, Yuna and Lulu rocks! What do you think?
Hey, Squall, if I had the chance I'll get my sword and start hitting you. So beware!
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Kaitou: ^^ Hey, thanks!! Let's all hope that I escape soon!!
Squall: Um. I'm not in love with Lulu. I just like the way she dresses. = P
Kaitou: Squall, come here for a sec.
Squall: *walks over*
Kaitou: OMG!! IT'S LAGUNA!!
Squall: WHAT?!?! WHERE?!?! *turns around*
Kaitou: *kicks him*
Squall: ARGH!! Owww!! What was that for?!?!?
Kaitou: Various reasons.
Squall: .................I like all the Fianl Fantasies. ^^ Me and all the guys get along fine.
Especially the girls. ^^ Uh. Let's hiope that you don't find your sword for a very, VERY long time. -_-;;
Kaitou: .............
Squall: Oh, yes, remember people!! KAITOU IS NOW MY HOSTAGE!! YOU ALL ARE NOW PERMITTED
TO SEND IN ALL THE MOST PERVERTED QUESTIONS EITHER TO ME OR KAITOU AS LONG AS YOU WISH!!
ASK ANYTHING!! ^^ BWHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Kaitou: Guys--get me outta here!!!!
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