Readers, this is a really crappy chapter, but hell, it's the last of "Ask Squall". Crappy. So crappy. Don't worry, there is a sequel.
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Kaitou: "Squall--if I could, I'd kick your ass! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO BREAK MY EASY BAKE OVEN!!!!
Squall: "HEY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I WAS HUNGRY!! Whaddya gonna do anyways? Kick me!?"
---Zero
*Sneaks up behind them and hands his beamsaber to Kaitou, Kicks Squall in the ass and teleports away before he can see who did it.*
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Squall: "AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! ALRIGHT, WHO DID THAT!?!?!"
Kaitou: "Heeeey! I got a cool beamsaber now!! Thanks a lot! *blows a kiss to ya* Whoosh!!! WHOOSH!! *gets all weird* May Yevon be with you!"
Squall: @@;; "Uh........right."
---Dark Raion
I thought this would never be updated. Anyway... *laughs hysterically and claps* Finally!
Someone put Kaitou in her place.To Kaitou: No offense, but you were really mean. Normally,
I woudn't care, but you were being mean to my idol, so that's another story. There are other,
more efficient ways of dealing with a hostage, anyway.To Squall: I'm not going to send any
perverted questions to Kaitou, becasue frankly, I don't want to know. I don't need those kind
of nightmares. But I do have some questions.
1. Do you believe in reincarnation? Or purgatory? Or any of that other stuff...
2. Was Seifer born an ass-hole is there an actual reason for it?
3. If Ultimecia was able to travel to your time because of a machine Dr. Odine created, why
didn't you just have that machine destroyed so it wouldn't exist in the future and spare
yourselves the whole time compression deal?
4. So they are remaking FFVIII for PS2. I better start saving now then... games are so
expensive these days. And why Disney? Out of all the other entertainment corperations they
could've colaberated with?
5. You always seem so calm, but don't you ever get so pissed off that you just feel like reaching
out and strangling someone?
6. Alright, last one... Even though SOME people (who's name I won't mention out of respect)
don't like peircings, I think the earring's cool. Ever considered any other peircings? And this
is NOT meant to be a perverted question. 'Till the next chapter... ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: ^^;; "Uhm, I can't really be mean to Squall anymore so..........I think you'll like this chapter more."
Squall: "Reincarnation? Look, after you see your girlfriend being possesssed by a sorceress from the future; you start to believe in everything. Seifer wasn't born an ass-hole. I think he just tries to act like one because he probably doesn't think much of himself. Maybe he's just trying to hide a weak character. Well, you can figure it out yourself. Well, I didn't know where the time compression machine was. Wait, wasn't Ultimecia using Ellone, though? @@;; I'm confused now. Actually, they won't be remaking FFVIII on PS2. It was just a rumor....."
Kaitou: "Yeah. ^^;; Sorry!!! I thought it was true." @@;;
Squall: "Don't I ever feel pissed off? Wow, I guess you didn't see the part where I tried to strangle Zell and Irvine in the third disc. Another ear piercing? Hmm....I hadn't thought of it yet. Maybe, if people like it that much.........."
----Savae
This fic is hilarious! I really like how you put yourself into the plot, giving it a bit more depth and a more 'down-to-earth' feel.
My only critism is that you need to make Squall a bit more like Squall. He has to be more of a lone-wolf type, I think, and he should talk a bit more about Garden.
Besides that, it's great!
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Kaitou: "Squall.........a bit more like........Squall?"
Squall: "The Garden..............I haven't been there for so long................I AM a lonewolf!!! I just talk a lot now cuz I'm losing my mind!!!!!!!"
Kaitou: "Gee Squall, when did you figure THAT out?"
---Kid Majere
Um, like, I vote for Kaitou, cuz thieves do stick together!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! And, sorry, Squall. And, like, I guess I've got a question for Squall-WHEN ARE YA GONNA KILL SEIFER!? Even if he is, like, the hottest guy in the game..er, next to you, of course. -sweatdrop- And, do you thikn Rinoa is extremely annoying? Cuz if ya do, I HATE YA!! She's my fave character. Hehe. cya!
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Kaitou: "OMG!! ^^ See Squall! Thieves DO stick together!!!"
Squall: "Ahh--stop cheering like a Girl Scout will you?! I can't really KILL Seifer...........I mean, a lot of fans of his will probably kill ME...and we all know that I'm just too hot to die."
---Shiva (ShaLyn)
Awwww... are you sure you can't come to me? Wellll...what if I call Tidus(FFX), Cloud(FFVII), Auron(FFX), and Vincent(FFVII) to help you escape? Anyway, my questions are...
1. How can you kill poor Fujin two times?*I sugest you give a positive awnser, Fujin&Raijin are standing right next to me^^*
2. When did you start wearing leather, and how much does it cost?
3. If you could, would you have all your friends come move to Utah and live with me? You can take the Raganrok...
4. Are you SURE your not druged? You kind of ooc in the other chapter.
5. Who are your friends in the other Final Fantasys?
6. Where does all the music come from in the games!?
7. What's you favorite Video game?
8. What's your favorite move?
9. Can you give me Zells&Seifers phone#? ^^;And how about Selphie's, nad Quitsy's? *I want to ask THEM some questions. Heheheheh...*
10. How is Selphie so hyper! SERIOSLY!
well, I'm all out right now, see ya in the next chappie!^_^
Shiva
A.K.A ShaLyn
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Squall: "I can kill him anytime cuz he's just a piece of cardboard. Couldn't you tell? I started wearing leather when I entered the Garden and it costed me 100000 Gil. Lousy salesman......."
Kaitou: "WHOA. 100000 GIL?!?!? That's enough to get me full enrollment into the Garden!!!!
Squall: "Yes. I know. Sorry I can't go to Utah right now, I'm having too much fun looking at Kaitou struggle thorugh her bonds."
Kaitou: "You and your sick mind."
Squall: "Thank you. No, Kaitou did not drug me, she simply sprayed me with a small water gun you can buy at your nearest 99 cent store. Yes, that really green, cheap one in the corner."
Kaitou: "I got it for 10 cents!! Isn't that COOL?!?!"
Squall: "Kaitou--WHEN YOU CAPTURED ME, DID YOU HAVE TO DO SO SO INDIGNENTLY?!?!"
Kaitou: "Uh, yeah."
Squall: "WHY?!?!?"
Kaitou: "Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....................because...........................it was.............FUN.............?"
Squall: "......i feel...........so................................special."
Kaitou: "Yup yup yup. You're worth a whole 10 cents!"
Squall: "............"
---TyrielLockheart
Ya I'm back, I forgot to ask something. Kaitou could you torch Squall for being a......... first class idiot, platnum class slaquer and for loving Rinoa over Quistis.
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Squall: "Uh, Kaitou, what are you going to do with that.............torch?"
Kaitou: "What? Oh, you mean this? Come over and I'll show you."
Squall: *goes over to her cautiously*
(But not cautiously ENOUGH)
Kaitou: "Heh heh. SUCKER."
*torches Squall*
Squall: "AHHHH!! IT BURNS!!!!"
Kaitou: *sighs* "I love being such a double crosser."
---Kimi Valkyrie
Kimi again! I have my sword and can hit you now! So listen up! I've got MORE questions.
1) I took a stupid personality test on which FFX character I was and the results were tied with Rikku and Yuna, so I'm both! Heeeheehee! Will you go out with me then because I am both Rikku and Yuna?
*Kimi swings her sword around and jumps beside Squall, slashes his hair and misses because Squall ducked.*
2) If you had the chance, would you do "it" with Seifer or Zell? (I had to throw in a yaoi question.)
aaaand 3) Will you release Kaitou? Or I'll do it!
* Kimi Valkyrie jumps again, slashing through Kaitou's bonds, and returning back to the audience.*
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Squall: "Nooo!! More people who want ot hurt me!!!"
Kaitou: "Well, the more the merrier they say."
Squall: "Easy for you to say--you're not the one who's being chased by an angry mob carrying swords, torches, and toilet paper. *shudders* Toilet paper...the HORROR I tell you."
Kaitou: *grins* "I know. Isn't it great?"
Squall: "Anyway--you're both Rikku and Yuna? Whoa.......I might date you if you promise not to hit me with your sword......"
*Kimi swings her sword around and jumps beside Squall, slashes his hair and misses because Squall ducked.*
Kaitou: "Whoa, I want a sword too!!! I lost my beamsaber......how sad."
Squall: "MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kaitou: "Squall--there's this thing about HAIR--it grows BACK. Thought I'd mention that."
Squall: "..................."
Kaitou: "Yeah, I thought so."
Squall: "No, I will NOT release Kaitou!!
* Kimi Valkyrie jumps again, slashing through Kaitou's bonds, and returning back to the audience.*
Kaitou: "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!! I'M FREE!!!!! I'M--I'm.............................not..............................................................free."
Squall: "Bwhahahaa!! I've reinforced the duct tape with rope!!! Yes, I know I am smart."
---litobluanjel (HighOnRice89@hotmail.com)
Squall...let me say one thing to you...YOU'RE SICK!!! *glares* and because of that, i side with Kaitou! *smiles at her* *resumes glaring at Squall* Gawd...you're pathetic! I can't believe I used to think that you were cute! You repulse me now...you...you...you evil perverted idiot! *raises hand to smack him* *is held back by her invisible monkeys* Argh...you're lucky my monkeys believe in peace... *growls*
Okay, my questions:
1. What is it exactly that makes you hate Seifer so much? I never understood that...
2. And you know when the game is starting out, and you see that beginning intro thingy with Liberi Fatali playing in the background and you're making that promise to Rinoa? How is that possible if you didn't even know her then?
I'm a girl of questions and I can go on and on about them if only my monkeys weren't kicking me off... *sighs* oh well. Sayonara to Kaitou! And I hope you get out of this! Smack him for me will you? Thanks!! ^.^
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Squall: "I am NOT pathetic!! I am just merely deillusional because I've been tapped to a chair for weeks by a thief who squirted me with a water gun she bought at the local 99 cent store."
Kaitou: *goes crazy* "WHAT?!? You have MONKYS?!?!?! LET ME PET THEM!! I WANNA PET A MONKEY!! MONEKY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONEKY!!!"
Squall: "Uh....ok. Kaitou--you SCARE me more and more everyday, you know that? Wait--I say that to you EVERYday"
Kaitou: "Heh, it's my job."
Squall: "..............."
---Vash's Girl
Heyo! We're back!
Jessica: Sorry 'bout last time Squall. I was like on some kinda sugar high. Lol, no offense meant by 'Squallikins.' Anyways. . .
Vash: Ya know. . .Squall, you're kinda cold. Lighteeeeeen up!!!
Jessica: Anyway. . .*coughs* Questions questions questions!
1). If you could be any person off FF8 (besides yourself) who would you be?
2). Ever seen Star Wars?
3). Do you still resent the fact that Seifer gave you that scar on your nose?
4). Was becoming a SeeD particularly hard for you (before the prerequiste).
5). What's your favorite animal?
6). Haha, what's your religion? Hyne, God, what?
Oh, everyone, just to let you know--Squall's jacket is like that because it is a Bomb jacket. Meaning, that it's *supposed* to be that short. *grins* I hoped that answered everyone's question. And the fur on his jacket probably isn't real--Squall, you just don't seem the type to just go out there and kill things if you don't have to.
Vash: Weeeeeeee. Kaitou!
1). *eyes widen* You like Trigun!? Reallllyy? You think I'm hot? Neato. I'm flattered. That's a better comment than Insurance Girl ever gave me. . .*sniffs a little* Meryle. . .
Jessica: Vash. Focus.
Vash: Uh. . .*coughs* Right!
2). Was it difficult sneaking into BG? (Balamb Garden)
3). If you had a problem with the skirts, just take it up with Squall and Cid (heh heh, I know alllll about that game now. Played it myself). File complaints. Others will complain. Ect, ect. In the end, the two will be forced to change the uniform or risk losing all the cadets and SeeDs. :)
Vash: Questions for Squall.
1). Was it scary out in space?
2). Why didn't you hug Rinoa when she asked you to on the Ragnorak? That was kinda rude not to! *eyes shine* A woman should be treated with utmost respect! I mean, look at how you're treating Kaitou--
Jessica: -_-o Vash. Focus.
Vash: *coughs* Right!
3). Are you sarcastic because deep down you're alllll alone? Even with Rinoa there by your side?
4). Have you ever taken anger management classes?
5). Ever thought dirty at least once about that whip of Quistis'?
6). Do you feel ashamed about how you're treating Kaitou?
7). Are you embarrassed that Laguna Loire is your father?
8). What caused you and Seifer to become rivals when you were little?
9). Does Irvine get on your nerves?
10). " " Zell " " " " "?
Vash & Jessica: Well, thankkkks! Remember: LOVE and PEACE!
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Squall: "That's ok about the Squallikins. It's just that Kaitou kept calling to me like that.....in public. I would be......Cid. I will RUN SeeD!! Yes, I've heard of Star Wars. I don't really resent Seifer. I mean, I gave him a scar, too. Heh heh. Becoming a SeeD is not hard as long as you know what your goals are. My favorite animal? Dogs....after having Angelo tag along with us for so long. I don't have a religion......if I was supposed to.........you could ask the creators."
Kaitou: "Questions for ME?? Cool!"
Squall: "Yes, I know. People would normally avoid you after getting to you for the first couple of minutes."
Kaitou: "Sneaking into BG? The security was pretty tight. I didn't really sneak in..........well, I just got an extra SeeD uniform from the girl who works at the library. ^^ She's nice. But you see, I didn't attend the CLASSES THERE, I JUST WENT IN THERE AND WALKED AROUND (cautiously, of course) until I found Squall! I hate wearing any sort of dresses/skirts!!! -_- I did file a complaint, but I didn't recieve any answers yet..............."
Squall: "Space wasn't scary. It was cool. I really wanted to float around though.....but the producers wouldn't let me. Cheap bastards."
Kaitou: "Uh, right."
Squall: "Kaitou is NOT a girl--she's NOT at the least LADY-LIKE in ANY WAY. It's hard to see her as a girl sometimes."
Kaitou: "Well EXCUSE ME. Look who's TOO IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMINENE SIDE."
Squall: "So I like wearing aprons and I'm afriad of apple juice. Sue me. I'm sarcastic because I am. It's the only way in which I can sustain myself in the presence of this--girl."
Kaitou: "..."
Squall: "I've been in an anger manegment class before. I ended up destroying it. It was fun. If I thought about dirty stuff containing Quistis, why should I tell you? I need privacy! Ashamed of how I treat Kaitou? Why should I? I haven't injured her in any way!!! Laguna is a very........interesting man, but he talks.....a bit too much. I'm not sure what happened between me and Seifer. It seemed so long ago. Maybe it was I who picked on him first. I don't know. Irvine................Zell.....................I take out all my anger on punching bags. I buy new ones every other day."
---windyleaves683
Squall- Would you throw a brick for threatening you with dynamite? If you could play pranks on everyone that know what would you do?
P.S. I vote for you Squall
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Squall: "I ran out of bricks.........curse you, Kaitou for using them all. A prank........I'd put love letters in all of their lockers (you know, anonymous) and see their reaction."
Kaitou: "How sad. You know what I would do? I'm gonna call every guy I know and tell him that I LOVE HIM. After that, I hang up and call him again 10 seconds later and tell him it was all a joke. Hehehee. Actualy, I really did that last year. Can't wait for this year!!"
Squall: "..................................."
--- Spork (simbasassyjakepolly@hotmail.com)
Hey, I forgot to ask a question earlier in the review thing.
Squall, will you be my llama? I want a llama so bad it is killing me and I am willing to take anybody. You can live in the backyard and you can eat hay and stuff or whatever llama's eat. Whatdaya say? Oh yeah and I vote for Squall. Because I love him! Sorry Kaitou. BYE!!!
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Squall: "A........llama."
Kaitou: "HEY!! NO FAIR!! I WANT A LLAMA TOO!!!!"
Squall: "Sorry, but I don't like hay." @@;;
---Trish (Divaswwerule@aol.com)
::gives a few dumfounded blinks and then her eyes narrow and turn black::
I can't believe you Squall, you taped up of my most favorite people in the world and I won't stand for it.You ARE a big meanie! I still don't understand what Riona saw in you, Seifer is so much better looking and you are just well.....normal. Riona must of really have been desperate when she was looking for a rebound.
Anywho I got questions!
1)Squall do you know anything about Zell,Quistis,Seplhie or Seifer's real parents?
Ok truth.....I wanna know everything you know about Seifer!!! Spit it out buddy! I have a chainsaw!!
::starts up the chainsaw and laughs evily::
Mwhahaha!! I know how to use it too.You better answer my question and Squall release Kaitou before I find you and saw off all of your hair then you will be bald!!
Kaitou I'm doing my best to help you!!
::waves goodbye to Kaitou::
Yes Squall I am somewhat psycho but what are you going to do about it?!?!?
::holds up the chainsaw and revs it up::
You better meet my demands bud or it will get ugly.
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Kaitou: "I'm one of your most favorite people in the world?? Cool!! thanks!!" ^^;;
Squall: "I don't know anything about their parents..............*backs away* whoa, lady......a CHAINSAW? Tha't just...not...............right."
Kaitou: "Hey Trish! My name's Kaitou/Sk8ter Gurl! I like being weird and petting monkeys. =^^= Monkeys.........."
Squall: "...........................I swear, there is something WRONG with you."
Kaitou: "MONKEYS!!!"
---angel-wings13
Selphie Almasy:Do you REALLY love that Little Miss Timber Freak? My WHOLE room is cover with pics of you!!!! I love you!
Seifer Almasy:Ahem! WHAT ABOUT ME HUH? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR! WHYDO YOU LIKE THAT PANSY ANYWAY? SELPHIE!!!!
::Hits Seifer over the head with her nunchukcuas::
Selphie: I just have a few more questions! Ok! If you were stranded on an island with Me, and some one said that he would KILL Rinoa and everyone else if you didn't have....sex with me and a radioactive pink flamingo,would you?
Seifer:HAHAHAHA!!
Selphie:How do you feel about Selphie in general? Would you ever kiss her?
Seifer: As if!
Selphie: Squall email me at: silvermoonangel@otakumail.com!!!! I LOVE YOU!
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Squall: "..............Radioactive....flamingo."
Kaitou: "........................................................................"
Squall: "Uh--I'll.....get back to you..............on that." *backs away from flamingo*
---Spork
I'M BACK!!!!!!!! Hey Squall! Hey Kaitou! GO SQUALL GO SQUALL GO SQUALL!!! You are my favorite video game character of all time. I thought I like Zidane, but i was wrong. I played FF9 and then FF10 long before I played FF8. My brother tried to tell me the FF8 was a good game but did I listen to him no, of course not! But when my friend let me borrow it, boy did that change! Oh yeah on with my questions:
#1: Is Irvine Gay? I think he is. I like to call him shotgun boy!
#2: Is angelo a boy or a girl?
#3: Can I have your necklace?
#4: Your gunblade?
#5: Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh?
#6: If so who is your favorite character?
Well that's it for me and I look forward to you answers. Oh yeah and by the way I am planning on stealing your gunblade while your away. So be aware, you have been warned. BYE!!!
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Squall: "Is Irvine gay? You're better off not know--trust me. -_- Angelo is a boy. No, you can not have my necklace. I like my necklace. It is a very nice necklace."
Kaitou: "And I scare YOU, Squall?"
Squall: "Anyway--no, you can't have my gunblade either. Yu-Gi-Oh? It's........very..............weird. I like Yugi best for now........I think. You can't steal my gunblade!! I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE!!!"
Kaitou: "................"
---zulu
Hi again!!!! Squall, you are so mean, picking a defensless girl...SHE'S DUCK TAPED TO A CHAIR FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! Anyway...you asked why I voted for her...it's simple. Like Kaitou said, theives gotta stick together(hey Squall...notice something missing???*grins evilly*) Amy way...Kaitou, who do YOU like better the Hives or the Vines the bet is tied now and I need one more vote. Mean Squall, boxers, briefs, or commando??? And, just out of curiosity, which does Seifer like better, The Hives or The Vines?*giggles* And, I'm voting for Kaitou again, if I can do that(Squall, you are MEAN!!!!!!)
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(Kaitou spits at Squall.)
Squall: "..........Defensless, huh? That's funny."
Kaitou: "Squall, have you noticed how nobody came to SAVE you or LOOK for you all these weeks?"
Squall: "................................................Of course not. I was too busy looking at you make a fool of yourself in front of various people."
Kaitou: "So what if I like petting monkeys? At least I don't let them french me like SOMEBODY."
Squall: "I WAS NOT FRENCHING WITH THE MONKEY!!! It's called making-out, Kaitou--get a boyfriend."
Kaitou: "GASP!! THE B-WORD!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE HORRORS!!! I like vines cuz......monkeys swing on them!! Heheheee."
Squall: ".....................................................I need to get out of this place. I wear BOXERS for the LAST TIME!! DO YOU WANNA SEE OR WHAT?!?!?!"
(Squalls pulls down his pants.)
Kaitou: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---Keeshe Kal'daka
-Begins arguing with a man named Dragen, who is super handsome, super bad, and is the man who she is setting up with Squall in her fic... Once she starts it! Thats what she and Dragen are arguing about. She pauses, seeing how she was in this room now and Squall wasn't tied up but Kaitou was instead! One would think Squall was safer in that chair now that she has Dragen with her. The man was now glaring at Squall...don't ask why. Keeshe gets bouncy still-
"KAITOU! o.o..... What happened?" Pointing to the her in the tied up chair. Looks back to Squall since he is the one incharge. Then smirks. "Does this mean ya like bondage?" There came some snickering from Dragen... Squall better be careful of Dragen may take up on it. "Anyway! I have another question!" She bounces again. She's hyper from soda.
"Squall, would you think it odd if ya had a secret admirer? That the others found out and told you, then you will have to face that person since he--" Gets a jab in her side from Dragen. Oops. "I mean.. who ever that is, comes to make alot of trouble in Balamb. What would you do!??!?!! I really want to know!"
o_o She looks back to Kaitou. "^_^;; I am so sorry but I have to vote for Squall. Yeah I'm late but.. @_@ He's drool worthy still!!!!"
-Keeshe
YES I HAVE QUESTIONS IN HERE!!! o.o....
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Kaitou: "Super................bad?" *backs away a little*
Squall: "I have many admirers......................."
Kaitou: "Uh, yeah, sure, Squall. Keep telling that to yourself."
---The Big Crazy Insano
hehe, this is great. ok squall, what was it like out in space? Was it cool floating around up there or were you too like single minded on Rinoa to relly think about it? I think it would be fun.
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Squall: "Space WAS fun--but they didn't let me float around!!! It's not fair!! How come Laguna got to?!"
---Arathorn...
OK sk8ter u cant stop this... if they ban this fic I will just protest! :P This is luvly... absolutely... U gotta do more than just 1 after this... God this is talent! And I want to ask something from Squall : Do u like teletubbies and are u maybe sexually attracted to Dipsy? The one with the big dick on his head....
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Kaitou: "Don't worry! THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL!! But it won't REALLY be related to Ask Squall......it'll only REFER to it. ^^;; Heh heh. I'll release more info on my UJournal thing. I'm so flattered!! ^^;; Thanks for reading my story!! Thanks to all of you!!!"
Squall: "I don't even know what the teletubies are, and no, I'm not attracted to Dipsy. That's just plain wrong."
---Rinoa Heartily
*Stares around a large black viod*
Rinoa:Errmmm... right. I vote for Squall.
1. Did you die at the end of the game?
2. Why'd Laguna abandon you when you were little?
3. heh heh... this is kindda hard for me to say but... HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT IN THE CINNAMA'S YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR ABOUT TWELVE?!
Well that's all for now. Chach ya on the flip side!
Rinoa
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Squall: "Rinoa, if I died at the end, I wouldn't BE here right now. Didn't you watch credits?? You should've!! Laguna did not abandon me, he didn't even know I was alive. Wait, that makes me feel better. I look like I'm TWELVE?!?!"
Kaitou: "Whoa.....now that you mention it.................."
Squall: "I DO NOT!!!"
Kaitou: "Of course you don't Squall."
---Enchantress Tsurai
Hello again! :::waves at Kaitou and Squall::: I'm baaaaaaaack, AND I'm 100% behind you Kaitou! After all if it weren't for you, Squall would never been here...uh there, and we wouldn't be getting to ask him questions...MUAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* uh, okie I have a question for Kaitou cuz I am curious ^^'
1). Kaitou did you ever had a...uh, dream with squall in it? if you had, what was your best one? and describe it so squall can hear...! MAUAHAHA!!!
2). Squall, I never understood why you changed your name to Leon in Kingdom hearts, you didn't like your real name? or is it that something happend in those 8 years...?
3). Kaitou would you give Squally poo a kiss for me since I ain't there to do it myself? (
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Kaitou: "Thanks for supporting me!! ^^ Questions for ME? I HAVE TO DESCRIBE A DREAM WITH SQUALL IN IT? Uhhh..........never had one about him. It wasn't a dream anyway--it was a nightmare."
Squall: "Ahaha. Very funny."
Kaitou: "I know, I'm so great, aren't I?"
Squall: "And you ask yourself why you don't have a boyfriend."
Kaitou: "Oh yeah, huh........"
Squall: "Maybe it's cuz you scare all the guys away. Heh, that would explain A LOT."
Kaitou: "So what if I DO beat them up? Are you insulting the way I look?!"
Squall: "It took you that long to realize? You might actually attract men if you looked more like a GIRL."
Kaitou: "You mean wear a...........DRESS/SKIRT? And.............MAKEUP? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh...........anyway......... "
Squall: "Leon. That's the beginning of my last name. Interesting. Love my locks though. Heh."
Kaitou: "The day I give Squall a kiss will be the day I wear high heals."
Squall: "Hahahaa."
Kaitou: "What's so funny?"
Squall: "The thought of you looking like a woman."
Kaitou: "WHY YOU FREAKIN--"
---Enchantress Tsurai (again)
AAAHHH!!! My other half of OTHER review I put didn't go through!!! Dammit! grr... uh yeah anyways, Squall if what is your favorite anime? what is your favorite game (other than the final fantasy series)? and um, damn I forgot what else I put in the other review :::shrugs::: Oh well... oh and Kaitou I know You're gonna find another way to get Squall back ^_^, revenge can be sweet, but I still love you Squall ^^' !!!
Ja ne~
~~~ Enchantress Tsurai
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Squall: "I like Kenshin.......lotsa blood.........heh heh. My favorite game...Star Ocean. Can't wait for the third one to come out."
Kaitou: "Revenge. I like that word."
---shirtless
Personally , I think ropes are a better choice then duct tape. Also, if the fate of the world depends on whether or not you'll have sex with seifer. would you?
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Squall: "Sex.......with Seifer...............I'll....................................get back to you...........on.......................that."
Kaitou: "That would be a 'yes'."
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---Rugal
Simply asking if you want me to blow GARDEN up for ya Kaitou.
Oh and I vote for the thief ninja girl simply because They make the best fighting game characters.
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Kaitou: "Oh no, it's ok. I can blow it up by myself. *shows everyone her stash of explosives* See? I've been saving up."
Squall: "Thief ninja girl. Heh. That's funny."
Kaitou: "Well, I guess I'm not exactly a ninja cuz I just started training!"
---KinneasGal
Yo Squall! Wassap! I have a VERY big question to ask you. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO FRIGGING BORING?!
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Squall: "Why? Cuz I'm totally expression-less. Or was that emotion-less?"
---Arathorn
Hey Kaitou, that was a good chapter. Nice going Squall ;)Now I have a question to you...
Who of the guys in FF8 do u think is the coolest(leave yourself out ehem...) and who of the girls?
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Squall: "Cid is the coolest. I mean, he found SeeD and everything. Rinoa is my girlfriend so go figure."
Kaitou: "Uhm, I think Arathorn was talking about Zell and Irvine or Seifer....."
Squall: "Oh."
---LunarCry (dreamerdragoon@hotmail.com)
Mwuaaahahaha this is priceless!!! The tables have turned, all right! *winks at Squall in a suggestive manner* Yeah, this fic rocks ^^ Just to get this off my chest:
SQQQQUUUUAAAAALLLLLLL I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!
*ahem*
Okay, questions ^___^:
1.Squall, HOW, OH HOW did you manage to stay DATELESS for SEVENTEEN YEARS?!?! It's like God finally understands the needs of women and sent you to us :D
2.Did you pose for the action figures?
3.Did it hurt when Seifer hit you with his gunblade? Cuz it sure looked like it did!
4.Um . . . can I have your autograph?
5.Who is your favourite Final Fantasy bad guy?
That's it! *blows Squall a kiss and throws her bra at him* Luv ya!!! And, if ya couldn't tell, my votes for Squally-poo ^^ Sorry Kaitou, but I luv u too for strapping my man to a chair with duct tape :D
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Squall: "Uhm. Ok. Thanks for loving me, I guess. Dateless? It's very easy. Just keep staying away from all the girls. Unlike Kaitou, who scares off guys naturally, I do it on purpose."
Kaitou: "It's a gift."
Squall: "Uhm, yeah. Sure. Yes, I do pose for the action figures. Heh. It was fun. If it didn't hurt, maybe I wouldn't of been bleeding then, now would I? Autograpgh.....? Uh, sure. I like Seymour. He's a cool guy; he's not evil in real life. We call him Pokey Headed Guy #2."
Kaitou: "Uh, sure."
Squall: *catches bra* "...........................Uhm...................................thanks............................I think."
Kaitou: "............."
Squall: "..................You don't.............intend me to use it though.....................right?"
---Punk Baby
Hiya people!I am here to torment you people with questions about Squall a.k.a. LEON in Kingdom Hearts as a result of playing the game for 15 hours straight...*twitch*um...ok
1.)Why did you changed your name just because you couldnt stop the heartless in your 'world'?
2.)Me and my cousin think you have a sexy voice in the game, did you always have that sexy,sexy voice?
3.)How come when you gave Sora that stone in the underground cavern you stopped talking to him when he asked how does it work?
4.)um...Did you cheat on my cousin?
5.)Have you ever gone out with my cousin?
6.)She says you did
7.)...then you cheated on her
8.)...you bastard (j/k)
9.)Is Yuffie another crazed fan girl that stalks you in the game?
10.)Are you attracted to Aerith in the game?
11.)...or is she another crazed,rabid fan girl?
I cant think of anymore!I'm gonna leave now!I gotta go catch up to Riku in that big ol' whale, MONSTRO...um...yea...bai bai!
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Squall: "Leon is a good name. What's wrong with Leon? sexy voice? Uh, yeah, ok. I don't remember much about Sora. @@;; It's been a long time since I've been kidnapped. I did not cheat on your cousin! Yuffie IS a thief who actually looks like a girl, so no, she is only a friend. Areith (Aeris)? Isn't Cloud looking for her?"
---Angelwhispher
Hiya, Kaitou and Squall!!
This fic is the best!!
Q)Squall, I think it is so cute that you have become more open since Rinny came into your life! What do you think you would be doing now if she hadn't?
And also, how do you feel about Ultimecia is Rinoa and Griver is Squall theories?
Squall, I totally love ya, but I vote for Kaitou!! Squall, you need to admit you have feelings for Kaitou! We thieves gotta stick together! Please stay in the fic(we love your ramblings!!) and Squall please free her! I'll vote for ya next time Squall if ya do, and well if you don't free her, well I liked Tidus better anyway!!!(just kidding!). Bye Bye!!!
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Squall: "If Rinoa never entered my life, there wouldn't be a FFVIII game. Well, I think I wouldn't of cared if anybody was in trouble or anything is she wasn't here."
Kaitou: "Whoa. I never heard of those theories." @@;;
Squall: "You've never heard of much, anyway, Kaitou. AND I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR KAITOU!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!"
Kaitou: "Ewwwwww. Besides, Squall's already taken and I have David (from All-American Girl by Meg Cabot) here with me anyways." =^^=
---Gryffindorgal
mwahaha! hey kaitou! nice work capturing squall! *claps* too bad your now his hostage! =[ go master theif, go!!! =D
Squall-
1-if you had a certain gryffindor girl to 'hold' at night (ehehe =D) would you take her?
2- umm do you have a secret crush on Kaitou? =P
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Squall: "Yes I would. Heh. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON KAITOU!!!"
Kaitou: "Stop screaming like that, Squall! You're scaring the ice cream man away and i want ice cream!!"
Squall: "Oh. Oops." *Kaitou starts to chase after the truck*
---Yuna
Hey Squallyboy! Why don't you go home anyways? i mean you're free right?? and i vote 4 u Squallyboy why because i like ya alot uhmz my english is not that verry good right? that's becuase i'm dutch so Much love and GO HOME!
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Squall: "Go...............home. I miss home........."
Kaitou: "Yes, go. GO. We're near there anyway."
Squall: "Wait, you mean......."
Kaitou: "Yes. We are prescisely about one mile from the Garden. I was thinking of releasing you back into the wild a couple of days ago until you tied me up."
Squall: "You make me sound like an animal....................."
Kaitou: "You're a lion--cope with it."
Squall: "Well, every lion has it's den and I reallt miss mine. I wanna go back! Now!"
Kaitou: "Yay! does that mean you'll let me go?!"
Squall: "No. You're coming with me so I can have evidence that I was actually kidnapped."
Kaitou: "But I can't! I don't have an ID!"
Squall: "You're a thief. You can handle everything."
Kaitou: "You're right. *pause*Damn you."
Squall: "Thanks."
~ * ~
Minutes later, I, Kaitou, was freed. We both went to a local hotel and changed there. I, into my SeeD uniform and Squall into his. Together, we passed by many other people who made unsavory remarks about us.
Kaitou: "I swear, if I hear anybody else say that we're a cute couple again, I'm going to have to break somebody's legs." I looked at Squall accusingly and he stepped back cautiously.
Squall: "Come on, we're almost there." We were. I could see the Garden. It was a bit chilly and I shivered. Danm dress. Good thing I wear combat boots or else my feet would've frozen, too.
* ~ *
Zell: "SQUALL!?!?" We were inside of the Garden.
Squall: "Hey."
Zell: "Yo, man! Where've ya been?!" I stepped into the picture.
Kaitou: "From hell and back. Thanks to me, of course."
Zell: "WHOA! Squall--who's the girl?"
Kaitou: "What, don't I look just a LITTLE familiar to you?" Zell thought for a while, until he exploded.
Zell: "YOU!!! YOU STOLE ONE OF MY HOTDOGS!!! IT'S YOU!!!"
Kaitou: "Well, it's nice to see you, too." Squall nervously laughed a little and then he quickly ushered me far, far away from Zell.
Squall: "You really don't want to make Zell mad."
Kaitou: "What did I do?! I just stole ONE freakin hotdog! I'll get him another one, geez!!"
Squall: "It's not that......well, this is the Garden. I don't want ANYONE to know about......you."
Kaitou: "Uh."
Squall: "Look, here's the plan: we go straight to Cid, you'll explain, you get out, and we never see each other again. Ever. Ok? I think that's simple enough for you to understand."
Kaitou: "Hey!!"
Squall: "Now, onto Cid."
Kaitou: "Whoopdidoo."
* ~ * 1 hour later * ~ *
Kaitou: "....So, you see, Cid......"
Cid: "Ah, I see. Thank you for explaining to me......uhh...."
Kaitou: "Kaitou."
Cid: "Kaitou....? I've never heard of you." Squall nervously chuckled again.
Squall: "Eh heh....heh. Anyway, Cid, I'd apreciate it if you would ask Quistis and Sephie escort Kaitou out of the Garden."
* ~ * Another Hour Gone * ~ *
Kaitou: "Aww, thanks guys. I'll really miss you all."
Selphie: "Waah!! Noo! You have to come back and visit!"
Quistis: "You've got to. It's just too boring around here."
Kaitou: "Well...I'm not sure if I'll ever come back....maybe......." Suddenly, Rinoa came running down the hallways, waving envelopes and various letters in the air.
Quistis: "What's wrong? What's up with the letters?"
Rinoa: "Selphie!! Quistis!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT--"
Selphie: "Huh? What happened, Rinoa?" Rinoa handed out the letters to everybody, except for Squall.
Rinoa: "Read them." I read my letter. It was addressed to Rinoa. I threw the letter onto the ground in shock when I came across the word 'love'.
Kaitou: "EW!!! WAIT--ARE THESE LOVE LETTERS!?!?!!?"
Rinoa: "Yes. i found them in all of our lockers. What do we do?!? Who are these people?!?"
Selphie: "Ewewewew!!!" Selphie started to jump up and down in disgust, while Quistis finished her letter.
Quistis: "Hey, I do NOT use my whip for OTHER purposes."
Kaitou: "Wow, how many do you HAVE Rinoa?!?!"
Rinoa: "More than I want to know. What are we going to do?!"
Kaitou: "Well, the people who wrote these must really know you. I mean, they're practically OBSERVING you."
Selphie: "You mean--LIKE STALKERS?!!?"
Quistis: "God. Just when I finally got rid of 10 stalkers, I get 50 more."
Rinoa: "Then.......we only have one choice; we must find someone who can hide in the shadows......someone who's experienced in the art of........of..........." Everyone stared at me. I backed away.
Kaitou: "Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Hold up, you're looking at the WRONg person. Sure I can sneak in and stuff, but how will that help?!?! I'm not a detective!!"
Rinoa: "You are now."
Kaitou: "But......what do I do when I find them?!?!"
Rinoa: "We'll all kick their butts. Duh."
Kaitou: "But............."
Selphie: "PLEASE!! Kaitou--if we have stalkers, they only stalk US. They won't suspect and look around for YOU!!"
Quistis: "Right."
Kaitou: "But....what do I DO?!" Rinoa handed me everone's letters.
Rinoa: "I've got an idea. Ok girls, here's the plan; we'll all answer these letters for now. If they keep writing to us, we'll figure out who they are eventually."
Selphie: "Yeah!"
Kaitou: "But.......I'm not really a SeeD...."
Selphie: "You're in disguise, Kaitou! you've got an authentic uniform! you look great, too."
Kaitou: "Heh, well, thanks....but....."
Rinoa: "Kaitou, here. This is the key to Squall's dorm room. He's probably in there now. I think you should tell him that you're going to be staying for a while...."
* ~ *
Squall: "KAITOU?! What're you doing here? How'd you get into my room?!" I grinned.
Kaitou: "Squall. I came here to inform you that I won't be leaving so soon. I've just been assigned a mission."
Squall: "WHAT? From who?!"
Kaitou: "But you don't need to worry, I probably won't be able to see you everyday anymore cuz I'm working with the girls. So don't worry about being kidnapped again."
Squall: "What.........?"
Kaitou: "I'll see you, but you won't see me. I'm hoping that you won't tell anyone that I'm here."
Squall: "Sure. Whatever." I grinned and pulled out some rope and duct tape.
Kaitou: "But just to make sure.........."
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Crappy ending AND chapter, I know. But there will be a semi-sequel, so read that. It's called "Ask Them Why I Had To Beat You Up". I dunno when it'll be out. But don't worry, I'll be back. Yes, I AM Kaitou, so hi!!! =^^= Anyway, I you might not see the sequel soon cuz I got lots of HW..........damn.
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Kaitou: "Squall--if I could, I'd kick your ass! YOU DID NOT HAVE TO BREAK MY EASY BAKE OVEN!!!!
Squall: "HEY. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I WAS HUNGRY!! Whaddya gonna do anyways? Kick me!?"
---Zero
*Sneaks up behind them and hands his beamsaber to Kaitou, Kicks Squall in the ass and teleports away before he can see who did it.*
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Squall: "AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! ALRIGHT, WHO DID THAT!?!?!"
Kaitou: "Heeeey! I got a cool beamsaber now!! Thanks a lot! *blows a kiss to ya* Whoosh!!! WHOOSH!! *gets all weird* May Yevon be with you!"
Squall: @@;; "Uh........right."
---Dark Raion
I thought this would never be updated. Anyway... *laughs hysterically and claps* Finally!
Someone put Kaitou in her place.To Kaitou: No offense, but you were really mean. Normally,
I woudn't care, but you were being mean to my idol, so that's another story. There are other,
more efficient ways of dealing with a hostage, anyway.To Squall: I'm not going to send any
perverted questions to Kaitou, becasue frankly, I don't want to know. I don't need those kind
of nightmares. But I do have some questions.
1. Do you believe in reincarnation? Or purgatory? Or any of that other stuff...
2. Was Seifer born an ass-hole is there an actual reason for it?
3. If Ultimecia was able to travel to your time because of a machine Dr. Odine created, why
didn't you just have that machine destroyed so it wouldn't exist in the future and spare
yourselves the whole time compression deal?
4. So they are remaking FFVIII for PS2. I better start saving now then... games are so
expensive these days. And why Disney? Out of all the other entertainment corperations they
could've colaberated with?
5. You always seem so calm, but don't you ever get so pissed off that you just feel like reaching
out and strangling someone?
6. Alright, last one... Even though SOME people (who's name I won't mention out of respect)
don't like peircings, I think the earring's cool. Ever considered any other peircings? And this
is NOT meant to be a perverted question. 'Till the next chapter... ~Dark Raion
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Kaitou: ^^;; "Uhm, I can't really be mean to Squall anymore so..........I think you'll like this chapter more."
Squall: "Reincarnation? Look, after you see your girlfriend being possesssed by a sorceress from the future; you start to believe in everything. Seifer wasn't born an ass-hole. I think he just tries to act like one because he probably doesn't think much of himself. Maybe he's just trying to hide a weak character. Well, you can figure it out yourself. Well, I didn't know where the time compression machine was. Wait, wasn't Ultimecia using Ellone, though? @@;; I'm confused now. Actually, they won't be remaking FFVIII on PS2. It was just a rumor....."
Kaitou: "Yeah. ^^;; Sorry!!! I thought it was true." @@;;
Squall: "Don't I ever feel pissed off? Wow, I guess you didn't see the part where I tried to strangle Zell and Irvine in the third disc. Another ear piercing? Hmm....I hadn't thought of it yet. Maybe, if people like it that much.........."
----Savae
This fic is hilarious! I really like how you put yourself into the plot, giving it a bit more depth and a more 'down-to-earth' feel.
My only critism is that you need to make Squall a bit more like Squall. He has to be more of a lone-wolf type, I think, and he should talk a bit more about Garden.
Besides that, it's great!
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Kaitou: "Squall.........a bit more like........Squall?"
Squall: "The Garden..............I haven't been there for so long................I AM a lonewolf!!! I just talk a lot now cuz I'm losing my mind!!!!!!!"
Kaitou: "Gee Squall, when did you figure THAT out?"
---Kid Majere
Um, like, I vote for Kaitou, cuz thieves do stick together!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! And, sorry, Squall. And, like, I guess I've got a question for Squall-WHEN ARE YA GONNA KILL SEIFER!? Even if he is, like, the hottest guy in the game..er, next to you, of course. -sweatdrop- And, do you thikn Rinoa is extremely annoying? Cuz if ya do, I HATE YA!! She's my fave character. Hehe. cya!
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Kaitou: "OMG!! ^^ See Squall! Thieves DO stick together!!!"
Squall: "Ahh--stop cheering like a Girl Scout will you?! I can't really KILL Seifer...........I mean, a lot of fans of his will probably kill ME...and we all know that I'm just too hot to die."
---Shiva (ShaLyn)
Awwww... are you sure you can't come to me? Wellll...what if I call Tidus(FFX), Cloud(FFVII), Auron(FFX), and Vincent(FFVII) to help you escape? Anyway, my questions are...
1. How can you kill poor Fujin two times?*I sugest you give a positive awnser, Fujin&Raijin are standing right next to me^^*
2. When did you start wearing leather, and how much does it cost?
3. If you could, would you have all your friends come move to Utah and live with me? You can take the Raganrok...
4. Are you SURE your not druged? You kind of ooc in the other chapter.
5. Who are your friends in the other Final Fantasys?
6. Where does all the music come from in the games!?
7. What's you favorite Video game?
8. What's your favorite move?
9. Can you give me Zells&Seifers phone#? ^^;And how about Selphie's, nad Quitsy's? *I want to ask THEM some questions. Heheheheh...*
10. How is Selphie so hyper! SERIOSLY!
well, I'm all out right now, see ya in the next chappie!^_^
Shiva
A.K.A ShaLyn
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Squall: "I can kill him anytime cuz he's just a piece of cardboard. Couldn't you tell? I started wearing leather when I entered the Garden and it costed me 100000 Gil. Lousy salesman......."
Kaitou: "WHOA. 100000 GIL?!?!? That's enough to get me full enrollment into the Garden!!!!
Squall: "Yes. I know. Sorry I can't go to Utah right now, I'm having too much fun looking at Kaitou struggle thorugh her bonds."
Kaitou: "You and your sick mind."
Squall: "Thank you. No, Kaitou did not drug me, she simply sprayed me with a small water gun you can buy at your nearest 99 cent store. Yes, that really green, cheap one in the corner."
Kaitou: "I got it for 10 cents!! Isn't that COOL?!?!"
Squall: "Kaitou--WHEN YOU CAPTURED ME, DID YOU HAVE TO DO SO SO INDIGNENTLY?!?!"
Kaitou: "Uh, yeah."
Squall: "WHY?!?!?"
Kaitou: "Uhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....................because...........................it was.............FUN.............?"
Squall: "......i feel...........so................................special."
Kaitou: "Yup yup yup. You're worth a whole 10 cents!"
Squall: "............"
---TyrielLockheart
Ya I'm back, I forgot to ask something. Kaitou could you torch Squall for being a......... first class idiot, platnum class slaquer and for loving Rinoa over Quistis.
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Squall: "Uh, Kaitou, what are you going to do with that.............torch?"
Kaitou: "What? Oh, you mean this? Come over and I'll show you."
Squall: *goes over to her cautiously*
(But not cautiously ENOUGH)
Kaitou: "Heh heh. SUCKER."
*torches Squall*
Squall: "AHHHH!! IT BURNS!!!!"
Kaitou: *sighs* "I love being such a double crosser."
---Kimi Valkyrie
Kimi again! I have my sword and can hit you now! So listen up! I've got MORE questions.
1) I took a stupid personality test on which FFX character I was and the results were tied with Rikku and Yuna, so I'm both! Heeeheehee! Will you go out with me then because I am both Rikku and Yuna?
*Kimi swings her sword around and jumps beside Squall, slashes his hair and misses because Squall ducked.*
2) If you had the chance, would you do "it" with Seifer or Zell? (I had to throw in a yaoi question.)
aaaand 3) Will you release Kaitou? Or I'll do it!
* Kimi Valkyrie jumps again, slashing through Kaitou's bonds, and returning back to the audience.*
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Squall: "Nooo!! More people who want ot hurt me!!!"
Kaitou: "Well, the more the merrier they say."
Squall: "Easy for you to say--you're not the one who's being chased by an angry mob carrying swords, torches, and toilet paper. *shudders* Toilet paper...the HORROR I tell you."
Kaitou: *grins* "I know. Isn't it great?"
Squall: "Anyway--you're both Rikku and Yuna? Whoa.......I might date you if you promise not to hit me with your sword......"
*Kimi swings her sword around and jumps beside Squall, slashes his hair and misses because Squall ducked.*
Kaitou: "Whoa, I want a sword too!!! I lost my beamsaber......how sad."
Squall: "MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kaitou: "Squall--there's this thing about HAIR--it grows BACK. Thought I'd mention that."
Squall: "..................."
Kaitou: "Yeah, I thought so."
Squall: "No, I will NOT release Kaitou!!
* Kimi Valkyrie jumps again, slashing through Kaitou's bonds, and returning back to the audience.*
Kaitou: "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!! I'M FREE!!!!! I'M--I'm.............................not..............................................................free."
Squall: "Bwhahahaa!! I've reinforced the duct tape with rope!!! Yes, I know I am smart."
---litobluanjel (HighOnRice89@hotmail.com)
Squall...let me say one thing to you...YOU'RE SICK!!! *glares* and because of that, i side with Kaitou! *smiles at her* *resumes glaring at Squall* Gawd...you're pathetic! I can't believe I used to think that you were cute! You repulse me now...you...you...you evil perverted idiot! *raises hand to smack him* *is held back by her invisible monkeys* Argh...you're lucky my monkeys believe in peace... *growls*
Okay, my questions:
1. What is it exactly that makes you hate Seifer so much? I never understood that...
2. And you know when the game is starting out, and you see that beginning intro thingy with Liberi Fatali playing in the background and you're making that promise to Rinoa? How is that possible if you didn't even know her then?
I'm a girl of questions and I can go on and on about them if only my monkeys weren't kicking me off... *sighs* oh well. Sayonara to Kaitou! And I hope you get out of this! Smack him for me will you? Thanks!! ^.^
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Squall: "I am NOT pathetic!! I am just merely deillusional because I've been tapped to a chair for weeks by a thief who squirted me with a water gun she bought at the local 99 cent store."
Kaitou: *goes crazy* "WHAT?!? You have MONKYS?!?!?! LET ME PET THEM!! I WANNA PET A MONKEY!! MONEKY-MONKEY-MONKEY-MONEKY!!!"
Squall: "Uh....ok. Kaitou--you SCARE me more and more everyday, you know that? Wait--I say that to you EVERYday"
Kaitou: "Heh, it's my job."
Squall: "..............."
---Vash's Girl
Heyo! We're back!
Jessica: Sorry 'bout last time Squall. I was like on some kinda sugar high. Lol, no offense meant by 'Squallikins.' Anyways. . .
Vash: Ya know. . .Squall, you're kinda cold. Lighteeeeeen up!!!
Jessica: Anyway. . .*coughs* Questions questions questions!
1). If you could be any person off FF8 (besides yourself) who would you be?
2). Ever seen Star Wars?
3). Do you still resent the fact that Seifer gave you that scar on your nose?
4). Was becoming a SeeD particularly hard for you (before the prerequiste).
5). What's your favorite animal?
6). Haha, what's your religion? Hyne, God, what?
Oh, everyone, just to let you know--Squall's jacket is like that because it is a Bomb jacket. Meaning, that it's *supposed* to be that short. *grins* I hoped that answered everyone's question. And the fur on his jacket probably isn't real--Squall, you just don't seem the type to just go out there and kill things if you don't have to.
Vash: Weeeeeeee. Kaitou!
1). *eyes widen* You like Trigun!? Reallllyy? You think I'm hot? Neato. I'm flattered. That's a better comment than Insurance Girl ever gave me. . .*sniffs a little* Meryle. . .
Jessica: Vash. Focus.
Vash: Uh. . .*coughs* Right!
2). Was it difficult sneaking into BG? (Balamb Garden)
3). If you had a problem with the skirts, just take it up with Squall and Cid (heh heh, I know alllll about that game now. Played it myself). File complaints. Others will complain. Ect, ect. In the end, the two will be forced to change the uniform or risk losing all the cadets and SeeDs. :)
Vash: Questions for Squall.
1). Was it scary out in space?
2). Why didn't you hug Rinoa when she asked you to on the Ragnorak? That was kinda rude not to! *eyes shine* A woman should be treated with utmost respect! I mean, look at how you're treating Kaitou--
Jessica: -_-o Vash. Focus.
Vash: *coughs* Right!
3). Are you sarcastic because deep down you're alllll alone? Even with Rinoa there by your side?
4). Have you ever taken anger management classes?
5). Ever thought dirty at least once about that whip of Quistis'?
6). Do you feel ashamed about how you're treating Kaitou?
7). Are you embarrassed that Laguna Loire is your father?
8). What caused you and Seifer to become rivals when you were little?
9). Does Irvine get on your nerves?
10). " " Zell " " " " "?
Vash & Jessica: Well, thankkkks! Remember: LOVE and PEACE!
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Squall: "That's ok about the Squallikins. It's just that Kaitou kept calling to me like that.....in public. I would be......Cid. I will RUN SeeD!! Yes, I've heard of Star Wars. I don't really resent Seifer. I mean, I gave him a scar, too. Heh heh. Becoming a SeeD is not hard as long as you know what your goals are. My favorite animal? Dogs....after having Angelo tag along with us for so long. I don't have a religion......if I was supposed to.........you could ask the creators."
Kaitou: "Questions for ME?? Cool!"
Squall: "Yes, I know. People would normally avoid you after getting to you for the first couple of minutes."
Kaitou: "Sneaking into BG? The security was pretty tight. I didn't really sneak in..........well, I just got an extra SeeD uniform from the girl who works at the library. ^^ She's nice. But you see, I didn't attend the CLASSES THERE, I JUST WENT IN THERE AND WALKED AROUND (cautiously, of course) until I found Squall! I hate wearing any sort of dresses/skirts!!! -_- I did file a complaint, but I didn't recieve any answers yet..............."
Squall: "Space wasn't scary. It was cool. I really wanted to float around though.....but the producers wouldn't let me. Cheap bastards."
Kaitou: "Uh, right."
Squall: "Kaitou is NOT a girl--she's NOT at the least LADY-LIKE in ANY WAY. It's hard to see her as a girl sometimes."
Kaitou: "Well EXCUSE ME. Look who's TOO IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMINENE SIDE."
Squall: "So I like wearing aprons and I'm afriad of apple juice. Sue me. I'm sarcastic because I am. It's the only way in which I can sustain myself in the presence of this--girl."
Kaitou: "..."
Squall: "I've been in an anger manegment class before. I ended up destroying it. It was fun. If I thought about dirty stuff containing Quistis, why should I tell you? I need privacy! Ashamed of how I treat Kaitou? Why should I? I haven't injured her in any way!!! Laguna is a very........interesting man, but he talks.....a bit too much. I'm not sure what happened between me and Seifer. It seemed so long ago. Maybe it was I who picked on him first. I don't know. Irvine................Zell.....................I take out all my anger on punching bags. I buy new ones every other day."
---windyleaves683
Squall- Would you throw a brick for threatening you with dynamite? If you could play pranks on everyone that know what would you do?
P.S. I vote for you Squall
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Squall: "I ran out of bricks.........curse you, Kaitou for using them all. A prank........I'd put love letters in all of their lockers (you know, anonymous) and see their reaction."
Kaitou: "How sad. You know what I would do? I'm gonna call every guy I know and tell him that I LOVE HIM. After that, I hang up and call him again 10 seconds later and tell him it was all a joke. Hehehee. Actualy, I really did that last year. Can't wait for this year!!"
Squall: "..................................."
--- Spork (simbasassyjakepolly@hotmail.com)
Hey, I forgot to ask a question earlier in the review thing.
Squall, will you be my llama? I want a llama so bad it is killing me and I am willing to take anybody. You can live in the backyard and you can eat hay and stuff or whatever llama's eat. Whatdaya say? Oh yeah and I vote for Squall. Because I love him! Sorry Kaitou. BYE!!!
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Squall: "A........llama."
Kaitou: "HEY!! NO FAIR!! I WANT A LLAMA TOO!!!!"
Squall: "Sorry, but I don't like hay." @@;;
---Trish (Divaswwerule@aol.com)
::gives a few dumfounded blinks and then her eyes narrow and turn black::
I can't believe you Squall, you taped up of my most favorite people in the world and I won't stand for it.You ARE a big meanie! I still don't understand what Riona saw in you, Seifer is so much better looking and you are just well.....normal. Riona must of really have been desperate when she was looking for a rebound.
Anywho I got questions!
1)Squall do you know anything about Zell,Quistis,Seplhie or Seifer's real parents?
Ok truth.....I wanna know everything you know about Seifer!!! Spit it out buddy! I have a chainsaw!!
::starts up the chainsaw and laughs evily::
Mwhahaha!! I know how to use it too.You better answer my question and Squall release Kaitou before I find you and saw off all of your hair then you will be bald!!
Kaitou I'm doing my best to help you!!
::waves goodbye to Kaitou::
Yes Squall I am somewhat psycho but what are you going to do about it?!?!?
::holds up the chainsaw and revs it up::
You better meet my demands bud or it will get ugly.
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Kaitou: "I'm one of your most favorite people in the world?? Cool!! thanks!!" ^^;;
Squall: "I don't know anything about their parents..............*backs away* whoa, lady......a CHAINSAW? Tha't just...not...............right."
Kaitou: "Hey Trish! My name's Kaitou/Sk8ter Gurl! I like being weird and petting monkeys. =^^= Monkeys.........."
Squall: "...........................I swear, there is something WRONG with you."
Kaitou: "MONKEYS!!!"
---angel-wings13
Selphie Almasy:Do you REALLY love that Little Miss Timber Freak? My WHOLE room is cover with pics of you!!!! I love you!
Seifer Almasy:Ahem! WHAT ABOUT ME HUH? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR NIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR! WHYDO YOU LIKE THAT PANSY ANYWAY? SELPHIE!!!!
::Hits Seifer over the head with her nunchukcuas::
Selphie: I just have a few more questions! Ok! If you were stranded on an island with Me, and some one said that he would KILL Rinoa and everyone else if you didn't have....sex with me and a radioactive pink flamingo,would you?
Seifer:HAHAHAHA!!
Selphie:How do you feel about Selphie in general? Would you ever kiss her?
Seifer: As if!
Selphie: Squall email me at: silvermoonangel@otakumail.com!!!! I LOVE YOU!
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Squall: "..............Radioactive....flamingo."
Kaitou: "........................................................................"
Squall: "Uh--I'll.....get back to you..............on that." *backs away from flamingo*
---Spork
I'M BACK!!!!!!!! Hey Squall! Hey Kaitou! GO SQUALL GO SQUALL GO SQUALL!!! You are my favorite video game character of all time. I thought I like Zidane, but i was wrong. I played FF9 and then FF10 long before I played FF8. My brother tried to tell me the FF8 was a good game but did I listen to him no, of course not! But when my friend let me borrow it, boy did that change! Oh yeah on with my questions:
#1: Is Irvine Gay? I think he is. I like to call him shotgun boy!
#2: Is angelo a boy or a girl?
#3: Can I have your necklace?
#4: Your gunblade?
#5: Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh?
#6: If so who is your favorite character?
Well that's it for me and I look forward to you answers. Oh yeah and by the way I am planning on stealing your gunblade while your away. So be aware, you have been warned. BYE!!!
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Squall: "Is Irvine gay? You're better off not know--trust me. -_- Angelo is a boy. No, you can not have my necklace. I like my necklace. It is a very nice necklace."
Kaitou: "And I scare YOU, Squall?"
Squall: "Anyway--no, you can't have my gunblade either. Yu-Gi-Oh? It's........very..............weird. I like Yugi best for now........I think. You can't steal my gunblade!! I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE!!!"
Kaitou: "................"
---zulu
Hi again!!!! Squall, you are so mean, picking a defensless girl...SHE'S DUCK TAPED TO A CHAIR FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! Anyway...you asked why I voted for her...it's simple. Like Kaitou said, theives gotta stick together(hey Squall...notice something missing???*grins evilly*) Amy way...Kaitou, who do YOU like better the Hives or the Vines the bet is tied now and I need one more vote. Mean Squall, boxers, briefs, or commando??? And, just out of curiosity, which does Seifer like better, The Hives or The Vines?*giggles* And, I'm voting for Kaitou again, if I can do that(Squall, you are MEAN!!!!!!)
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(Kaitou spits at Squall.)
Squall: "..........Defensless, huh? That's funny."
Kaitou: "Squall, have you noticed how nobody came to SAVE you or LOOK for you all these weeks?"
Squall: "................................................Of course not. I was too busy looking at you make a fool of yourself in front of various people."
Kaitou: "So what if I like petting monkeys? At least I don't let them french me like SOMEBODY."
Squall: "I WAS NOT FRENCHING WITH THE MONKEY!!! It's called making-out, Kaitou--get a boyfriend."
Kaitou: "GASP!! THE B-WORD!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE HORRORS!!! I like vines cuz......monkeys swing on them!! Heheheee."
Squall: ".....................................................I need to get out of this place. I wear BOXERS for the LAST TIME!! DO YOU WANNA SEE OR WHAT?!?!?!"
(Squalls pulls down his pants.)
Kaitou: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY BUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
---Keeshe Kal'daka
-Begins arguing with a man named Dragen, who is super handsome, super bad, and is the man who she is setting up with Squall in her fic... Once she starts it! Thats what she and Dragen are arguing about. She pauses, seeing how she was in this room now and Squall wasn't tied up but Kaitou was instead! One would think Squall was safer in that chair now that she has Dragen with her. The man was now glaring at Squall...don't ask why. Keeshe gets bouncy still-
"KAITOU! o.o..... What happened?" Pointing to the her in the tied up chair. Looks back to Squall since he is the one incharge. Then smirks. "Does this mean ya like bondage?" There came some snickering from Dragen... Squall better be careful of Dragen may take up on it. "Anyway! I have another question!" She bounces again. She's hyper from soda.
"Squall, would you think it odd if ya had a secret admirer? That the others found out and told you, then you will have to face that person since he--" Gets a jab in her side from Dragen. Oops. "I mean.. who ever that is, comes to make alot of trouble in Balamb. What would you do!??!?!! I really want to know!"
o_o She looks back to Kaitou. "^_^;; I am so sorry but I have to vote for Squall. Yeah I'm late but.. @_@ He's drool worthy still!!!!"
-Keeshe
YES I HAVE QUESTIONS IN HERE!!! o.o....
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Kaitou: "Super................bad?" *backs away a little*
Squall: "I have many admirers......................."
Kaitou: "Uh, yeah, sure, Squall. Keep telling that to yourself."
---The Big Crazy Insano
hehe, this is great. ok squall, what was it like out in space? Was it cool floating around up there or were you too like single minded on Rinoa to relly think about it? I think it would be fun.
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Squall: "Space WAS fun--but they didn't let me float around!!! It's not fair!! How come Laguna got to?!"
---Arathorn...
OK sk8ter u cant stop this... if they ban this fic I will just protest! :P This is luvly... absolutely... U gotta do more than just 1 after this... God this is talent! And I want to ask something from Squall : Do u like teletubbies and are u maybe sexually attracted to Dipsy? The one with the big dick on his head....
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Kaitou: "Don't worry! THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL!! But it won't REALLY be related to Ask Squall......it'll only REFER to it. ^^;; Heh heh. I'll release more info on my UJournal thing. I'm so flattered!! ^^;; Thanks for reading my story!! Thanks to all of you!!!"
Squall: "I don't even know what the teletubies are, and no, I'm not attracted to Dipsy. That's just plain wrong."
---Rinoa Heartily
*Stares around a large black viod*
Rinoa:Errmmm... right. I vote for Squall.
1. Did you die at the end of the game?
2. Why'd Laguna abandon you when you were little?
3. heh heh... this is kindda hard for me to say but... HAS ANY ONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT IN THE CINNAMA'S YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR ABOUT TWELVE?!
Well that's all for now. Chach ya on the flip side!
Rinoa
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Squall: "Rinoa, if I died at the end, I wouldn't BE here right now. Didn't you watch credits?? You should've!! Laguna did not abandon me, he didn't even know I was alive. Wait, that makes me feel better. I look like I'm TWELVE?!?!"
Kaitou: "Whoa.....now that you mention it.................."
Squall: "I DO NOT!!!"
Kaitou: "Of course you don't Squall."
---Enchantress Tsurai
Hello again! :::waves at Kaitou and Squall::: I'm baaaaaaaack, AND I'm 100% behind you Kaitou! After all if it weren't for you, Squall would never been here...uh there, and we wouldn't be getting to ask him questions...MUAHAHAHAHAHA *coughs* uh, okie I have a question for Kaitou cuz I am curious ^^'
1). Kaitou did you ever had a...uh, dream with squall in it? if you had, what was your best one? and describe it so squall can hear...! MAUAHAHA!!!
2). Squall, I never understood why you changed your name to Leon in Kingdom hearts, you didn't like your real name? or is it that something happend in those 8 years...?
3). Kaitou would you give Squally poo a kiss for me since I ain't there to do it myself? (
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Kaitou: "Thanks for supporting me!! ^^ Questions for ME? I HAVE TO DESCRIBE A DREAM WITH SQUALL IN IT? Uhhh..........never had one about him. It wasn't a dream anyway--it was a nightmare."
Squall: "Ahaha. Very funny."
Kaitou: "I know, I'm so great, aren't I?"
Squall: "And you ask yourself why you don't have a boyfriend."
Kaitou: "Oh yeah, huh........"
Squall: "Maybe it's cuz you scare all the guys away. Heh, that would explain A LOT."
Kaitou: "So what if I DO beat them up? Are you insulting the way I look?!"
Squall: "It took you that long to realize? You might actually attract men if you looked more like a GIRL."
Kaitou: "You mean wear a...........DRESS/SKIRT? And.............MAKEUP? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh...........anyway......... "
Squall: "Leon. That's the beginning of my last name. Interesting. Love my locks though. Heh."
Kaitou: "The day I give Squall a kiss will be the day I wear high heals."
Squall: "Hahahaa."
Kaitou: "What's so funny?"
Squall: "The thought of you looking like a woman."
Kaitou: "WHY YOU FREAKIN--"
---Enchantress Tsurai (again)
AAAHHH!!! My other half of OTHER review I put didn't go through!!! Dammit! grr... uh yeah anyways, Squall if what is your favorite anime? what is your favorite game (other than the final fantasy series)? and um, damn I forgot what else I put in the other review :::shrugs::: Oh well... oh and Kaitou I know You're gonna find another way to get Squall back ^_^, revenge can be sweet, but I still love you Squall ^^' !!!
Ja ne~
~~~ Enchantress Tsurai
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Squall: "I like Kenshin.......lotsa blood.........heh heh. My favorite game...Star Ocean. Can't wait for the third one to come out."
Kaitou: "Revenge. I like that word."
---shirtless
Personally , I think ropes are a better choice then duct tape. Also, if the fate of the world depends on whether or not you'll have sex with seifer. would you?
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Squall: "Sex.......with Seifer...............I'll....................................get back to you...........on.......................that."
Kaitou: "That would be a 'yes'."
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---Rugal
Simply asking if you want me to blow GARDEN up for ya Kaitou.
Oh and I vote for the thief ninja girl simply because They make the best fighting game characters.
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Kaitou: "Oh no, it's ok. I can blow it up by myself. *shows everyone her stash of explosives* See? I've been saving up."
Squall: "Thief ninja girl. Heh. That's funny."
Kaitou: "Well, I guess I'm not exactly a ninja cuz I just started training!"
---KinneasGal
Yo Squall! Wassap! I have a VERY big question to ask you. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO FRIGGING BORING?!
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Squall: "Why? Cuz I'm totally expression-less. Or was that emotion-less?"
---Arathorn
Hey Kaitou, that was a good chapter. Nice going Squall ;)Now I have a question to you...
Who of the guys in FF8 do u think is the coolest(leave yourself out ehem...) and who of the girls?
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Squall: "Cid is the coolest. I mean, he found SeeD and everything. Rinoa is my girlfriend so go figure."
Kaitou: "Uhm, I think Arathorn was talking about Zell and Irvine or Seifer....."
Squall: "Oh."
---LunarCry (dreamerdragoon@hotmail.com)
Mwuaaahahaha this is priceless!!! The tables have turned, all right! *winks at Squall in a suggestive manner* Yeah, this fic rocks ^^ Just to get this off my chest:
SQQQQUUUUAAAAALLLLLLL I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!
*ahem*
Okay, questions ^___^:
1.Squall, HOW, OH HOW did you manage to stay DATELESS for SEVENTEEN YEARS?!?! It's like God finally understands the needs of women and sent you to us :D
2.Did you pose for the action figures?
3.Did it hurt when Seifer hit you with his gunblade? Cuz it sure looked like it did!
4.Um . . . can I have your autograph?
5.Who is your favourite Final Fantasy bad guy?
That's it! *blows Squall a kiss and throws her bra at him* Luv ya!!! And, if ya couldn't tell, my votes for Squally-poo ^^ Sorry Kaitou, but I luv u too for strapping my man to a chair with duct tape :D
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Squall: "Uhm. Ok. Thanks for loving me, I guess. Dateless? It's very easy. Just keep staying away from all the girls. Unlike Kaitou, who scares off guys naturally, I do it on purpose."
Kaitou: "It's a gift."
Squall: "Uhm, yeah. Sure. Yes, I do pose for the action figures. Heh. It was fun. If it didn't hurt, maybe I wouldn't of been bleeding then, now would I? Autograpgh.....? Uh, sure. I like Seymour. He's a cool guy; he's not evil in real life. We call him Pokey Headed Guy #2."
Kaitou: "Uh, sure."
Squall: *catches bra* "...........................Uhm...................................thanks............................I think."
Kaitou: "............."
Squall: "..................You don't.............intend me to use it though.....................right?"
---Punk Baby
Hiya people!I am here to torment you people with questions about Squall a.k.a. LEON in Kingdom Hearts as a result of playing the game for 15 hours straight...*twitch*um...ok
1.)Why did you changed your name just because you couldnt stop the heartless in your 'world'?
2.)Me and my cousin think you have a sexy voice in the game, did you always have that sexy,sexy voice?
3.)How come when you gave Sora that stone in the underground cavern you stopped talking to him when he asked how does it work?
4.)um...Did you cheat on my cousin?
5.)Have you ever gone out with my cousin?
6.)She says you did
7.)...then you cheated on her
8.)...you bastard (j/k)
9.)Is Yuffie another crazed fan girl that stalks you in the game?
10.)Are you attracted to Aerith in the game?
11.)...or is she another crazed,rabid fan girl?
I cant think of anymore!I'm gonna leave now!I gotta go catch up to Riku in that big ol' whale, MONSTRO...um...yea...bai bai!
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Squall: "Leon is a good name. What's wrong with Leon? sexy voice? Uh, yeah, ok. I don't remember much about Sora. @@;; It's been a long time since I've been kidnapped. I did not cheat on your cousin! Yuffie IS a thief who actually looks like a girl, so no, she is only a friend. Areith (Aeris)? Isn't Cloud looking for her?"
---Angelwhispher
Hiya, Kaitou and Squall!!
This fic is the best!!
Q)Squall, I think it is so cute that you have become more open since Rinny came into your life! What do you think you would be doing now if she hadn't?
And also, how do you feel about Ultimecia is Rinoa and Griver is Squall theories?
Squall, I totally love ya, but I vote for Kaitou!! Squall, you need to admit you have feelings for Kaitou! We thieves gotta stick together! Please stay in the fic(we love your ramblings!!) and Squall please free her! I'll vote for ya next time Squall if ya do, and well if you don't free her, well I liked Tidus better anyway!!!(just kidding!). Bye Bye!!!
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Squall: "If Rinoa never entered my life, there wouldn't be a FFVIII game. Well, I think I wouldn't of cared if anybody was in trouble or anything is she wasn't here."
Kaitou: "Whoa. I never heard of those theories." @@;;
Squall: "You've never heard of much, anyway, Kaitou. AND I DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR KAITOU!! THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!"
Kaitou: "Ewwwwww. Besides, Squall's already taken and I have David (from All-American Girl by Meg Cabot) here with me anyways." =^^=
---Gryffindorgal
mwahaha! hey kaitou! nice work capturing squall! *claps* too bad your now his hostage! =[ go master theif, go!!! =D
Squall-
1-if you had a certain gryffindor girl to 'hold' at night (ehehe =D) would you take her?
2- umm do you have a secret crush on Kaitou? =P
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Squall: "Yes I would. Heh. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I DO NOT HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON KAITOU!!!"
Kaitou: "Stop screaming like that, Squall! You're scaring the ice cream man away and i want ice cream!!"
Squall: "Oh. Oops." *Kaitou starts to chase after the truck*
---Yuna
Hey Squallyboy! Why don't you go home anyways? i mean you're free right?? and i vote 4 u Squallyboy why because i like ya alot uhmz my english is not that verry good right? that's becuase i'm dutch so Much love and GO HOME!
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Squall: "Go...............home. I miss home........."
Kaitou: "Yes, go. GO. We're near there anyway."
Squall: "Wait, you mean......."
Kaitou: "Yes. We are prescisely about one mile from the Garden. I was thinking of releasing you back into the wild a couple of days ago until you tied me up."
Squall: "You make me sound like an animal....................."
Kaitou: "You're a lion--cope with it."
Squall: "Well, every lion has it's den and I reallt miss mine. I wanna go back! Now!"
Kaitou: "Yay! does that mean you'll let me go?!"
Squall: "No. You're coming with me so I can have evidence that I was actually kidnapped."
Kaitou: "But I can't! I don't have an ID!"
Squall: "You're a thief. You can handle everything."
Kaitou: "You're right. *pause*Damn you."
Squall: "Thanks."
~ * ~
Minutes later, I, Kaitou, was freed. We both went to a local hotel and changed there. I, into my SeeD uniform and Squall into his. Together, we passed by many other people who made unsavory remarks about us.
Kaitou: "I swear, if I hear anybody else say that we're a cute couple again, I'm going to have to break somebody's legs." I looked at Squall accusingly and he stepped back cautiously.
Squall: "Come on, we're almost there." We were. I could see the Garden. It was a bit chilly and I shivered. Danm dress. Good thing I wear combat boots or else my feet would've frozen, too.
* ~ *
Zell: "SQUALL!?!?" We were inside of the Garden.
Squall: "Hey."
Zell: "Yo, man! Where've ya been?!" I stepped into the picture.
Kaitou: "From hell and back. Thanks to me, of course."
Zell: "WHOA! Squall--who's the girl?"
Kaitou: "What, don't I look just a LITTLE familiar to you?" Zell thought for a while, until he exploded.
Zell: "YOU!!! YOU STOLE ONE OF MY HOTDOGS!!! IT'S YOU!!!"
Kaitou: "Well, it's nice to see you, too." Squall nervously laughed a little and then he quickly ushered me far, far away from Zell.
Squall: "You really don't want to make Zell mad."
Kaitou: "What did I do?! I just stole ONE freakin hotdog! I'll get him another one, geez!!"
Squall: "It's not that......well, this is the Garden. I don't want ANYONE to know about......you."
Kaitou: "Uh."
Squall: "Look, here's the plan: we go straight to Cid, you'll explain, you get out, and we never see each other again. Ever. Ok? I think that's simple enough for you to understand."
Kaitou: "Hey!!"
Squall: "Now, onto Cid."
Kaitou: "Whoopdidoo."
* ~ * 1 hour later * ~ *
Kaitou: "....So, you see, Cid......"
Cid: "Ah, I see. Thank you for explaining to me......uhh...."
Kaitou: "Kaitou."
Cid: "Kaitou....? I've never heard of you." Squall nervously chuckled again.
Squall: "Eh heh....heh. Anyway, Cid, I'd apreciate it if you would ask Quistis and Sephie escort Kaitou out of the Garden."
* ~ * Another Hour Gone * ~ *
Kaitou: "Aww, thanks guys. I'll really miss you all."
Selphie: "Waah!! Noo! You have to come back and visit!"
Quistis: "You've got to. It's just too boring around here."
Kaitou: "Well...I'm not sure if I'll ever come back....maybe......." Suddenly, Rinoa came running down the hallways, waving envelopes and various letters in the air.
Quistis: "What's wrong? What's up with the letters?"
Rinoa: "Selphie!! Quistis!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS BUT--"
Selphie: "Huh? What happened, Rinoa?" Rinoa handed out the letters to everybody, except for Squall.
Rinoa: "Read them." I read my letter. It was addressed to Rinoa. I threw the letter onto the ground in shock when I came across the word 'love'.
Kaitou: "EW!!! WAIT--ARE THESE LOVE LETTERS!?!?!!?"
Rinoa: "Yes. i found them in all of our lockers. What do we do?!? Who are these people?!?"
Selphie: "Ewewewew!!!" Selphie started to jump up and down in disgust, while Quistis finished her letter.
Quistis: "Hey, I do NOT use my whip for OTHER purposes."
Kaitou: "Wow, how many do you HAVE Rinoa?!?!"
Rinoa: "More than I want to know. What are we going to do?!"
Kaitou: "Well, the people who wrote these must really know you. I mean, they're practically OBSERVING you."
Selphie: "You mean--LIKE STALKERS?!!?"
Quistis: "God. Just when I finally got rid of 10 stalkers, I get 50 more."
Rinoa: "Then.......we only have one choice; we must find someone who can hide in the shadows......someone who's experienced in the art of........of..........." Everyone stared at me. I backed away.
Kaitou: "Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Hold up, you're looking at the WRONg person. Sure I can sneak in and stuff, but how will that help?!?! I'm not a detective!!"
Rinoa: "You are now."
Kaitou: "But......what do I do when I find them?!?!"
Rinoa: "We'll all kick their butts. Duh."
Kaitou: "But............."
Selphie: "PLEASE!! Kaitou--if we have stalkers, they only stalk US. They won't suspect and look around for YOU!!"
Quistis: "Right."
Kaitou: "But....what do I DO?!" Rinoa handed me everone's letters.
Rinoa: "I've got an idea. Ok girls, here's the plan; we'll all answer these letters for now. If they keep writing to us, we'll figure out who they are eventually."
Selphie: "Yeah!"
Kaitou: "But.......I'm not really a SeeD...."
Selphie: "You're in disguise, Kaitou! you've got an authentic uniform! you look great, too."
Kaitou: "Heh, well, thanks....but....."
Rinoa: "Kaitou, here. This is the key to Squall's dorm room. He's probably in there now. I think you should tell him that you're going to be staying for a while...."
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Squall: "KAITOU?! What're you doing here? How'd you get into my room?!" I grinned.
Kaitou: "Squall. I came here to inform you that I won't be leaving so soon. I've just been assigned a mission."
Squall: "WHAT? From who?!"
Kaitou: "But you don't need to worry, I probably won't be able to see you everyday anymore cuz I'm working with the girls. So don't worry about being kidnapped again."
Squall: "What.........?"
Kaitou: "I'll see you, but you won't see me. I'm hoping that you won't tell anyone that I'm here."
Squall: "Sure. Whatever." I grinned and pulled out some rope and duct tape.
Kaitou: "But just to make sure.........."
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Crappy ending AND chapter, I know. But there will be a semi-sequel, so read that. It's called "Ask Them Why I Had To Beat You Up". I dunno when it'll be out. But don't worry, I'll be back. Yes, I AM Kaitou, so hi!!! =^^= Anyway, I you might not see the sequel soon cuz I got lots of HW..........damn.