Ah! My Goddess/Chobits/Kingdom Hearts/Yu gi oh/Yggdrasil crossover Getting Back Chapter 1: The Present

Keiichi and Skuld sat in front of a freshly made fire in the living room while Skuld tinkered with her new machine to turn metal into candy. It was nearing Christmas and Keiichi was running out of ideas for presents for his goddess "family". "What could a goddess want that she can't make herself," he asked as he flung the magazine he was reading across the room. "I know," he exclaimed. "I'll give her myself!" "Is that it," Urd asked as she half stumbled into the room. "What's that supposed to mean?" "Like she doesn't already have that too Keiichi!" "Well, what do you suggest, Urd?" "Hmmm, how about a spell book? That way she could cast spells she doesn't know yet?" "Wow! Not bad, Urd! But where exactly would I find one of these?" "Call the goddess hotline and order one! Duh, Keiichi!" "I'm on it!" He exclaimed triumphantly as he marched out of the room. He walked into the hallway, picked up the telephone sitting on the desk, and dialed the number. Two hours later, Keiichi had finally gotten through to the hotline. "Welcome, you have reached the goddess hotline! The line is busy. For help, push one. For information on a free consultation, push 2. For information on magic, click 3." Keiichi dialed a three. "You have chosen three for information on magic." Another two hours later. "For information on buying spell books on new spells, for first class goddesses, push sixteen." Keiichi wearily dialed sixteen. "You have dialed sixteen. We will send the books (gift-wrapped) in this set to your house immediately. Thank you for calling!" A large set of books promptly fell on to his head as Belldandy walked in. "Hello, Keiichi! Who are those gifts for?" "Ummmm. Sora, from school?" "That was nice of you!" "Thanks Bell!" Keiichi sighed and hid the present under the Christmas tree.

(this is my first fanfic in years so send me your reviews! It stars slow but this is just the introduction. It's gonna get a lot better, believe me!)