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 (As we fade in, we see medi-wizards dispersed throughout the crowd treating the victims of Kefka's whining.  Voldemort is being consoled by his Death Eaters for having his evil laugh stolen and being treated with Such Astonishing Disrespect.  Scott and Hermione are no where to be seen...  As we are a few seconds from going back on air, Scott and Hermione run in.  Scott's hair is very messed up (and is sticking because of the gel) and Hermione's lip gloss is smudged.  Scott desperately runs his hand through his hair and smiles at the audience.  Harry, Ron, and Draco fight the urge to laugh.  They fail.  Miserably.  Hermione glares.  Evilly.)

Scott: (fake smile) Hi, and welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway? – Harry Potter Edition.  Our next game is "Two Line Vocabulary".  This game is for Ron, Draco, and Harry.  Ron and Draco will only be able to use two phrases for the entire scene.  Harry can say whatever the heck he wants.  Ron, your two lines are "I need help," and "Ooooh, what does that do?".  Draco's two lines are, "I smell!" and "How much?".  The scene is, Ron and Draco are best friends, having a big fight, over foxy chic, Harry.  Okay, start the scene.

(Harry stares daggers at Scott and mutter "You will die Riddle.")

Voldie: THAT'S NOT NICE YOU INSOLENT LITTLE TWERP!  SCOTTIE, DADDY WILL AVENGE YOUR HONOR.  DADDY WON'T LET ANYBODY BULLY HIS LITTLE SCOTTIE-POO!!!

(Voldemort is knocked out and dragged away by Donkey Kong and Shrek)

Shrek: Ach, what arre all you blimey bluggers starin' at?  You'd think you'd never seen a green ogre before.  Watch them, then. 

Donkey Kong: (sagely) Oo ee.  Oo aa aa. 

Harry: (girly voice, trying to save the moment) Now, I know you, like, both, like, totally love me, but you'll just have to like duel to the death for the right of taking me to the Yule Ball.  Yeah.  Totally!

Ron: I need help.

Harry: No, you like can't get help.  This is like a one on one duel to the death.

Draco: How much?

Harry: Like, the death! The death you MF nimrod.

Ron: (mimes holding a wand) What does this do?

Draco: (importantly) I smell!

Harry:  Can we just get on with this?  I, like, have a manicure in like 10 minutes.

Draco: How much?

Harry: (tittering) Oh, like my whole nail.  Now c'mon.  Wands, like out.  Like... start!

Ron: (staring, confused, at his invisible wand) I need help.

Draco: How much?

Ron: (holds invisible wand out to Draco) What does this do?

Draco: (confused) I smell.

Harry:  Like, Oh My God!  I like need migrane medication.

Draco: How much?

Harry: AAAAHH!  I should, like, never have listened to Tiffany when she, like, told me to date one of you.  I'm , like gonnna send her an owl and complain.  (pantomimes holding an owl)

Ron: (points to owl) What does that do?

Draco: (contemplatingly) I smell...

Harry: Owl?  It's like, oh my god.  I like, can't take this any more.  I like, need some Dexatrim or something.  This stress is like, making me gain weight. 

Lockhart: Now now children, we should never blame how we look on our problems.  I'm beautiful, you're beautiful, everybody's beautiful!

Everyone in the audience: Shut the &%&@()^$*#*  up! 

Guard: (stands behind Lockhart with a wand held up to his back)

Draco: How much?

Harry: Like, a lot!  Like... like... like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...like...

Ron: (slowly backing away from Harry) I need help.

Draco: (loudly) I SMELL!

Scott: (buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)  Okay, that was like... really really really really really really scary.  5 million points to Hermione for not being in it.  –1000 points to Harry for giving me the heeby-jeebys.   2000 points to Draco for his unflinching acceptance of the truth.  Finally, 6 points to Ron because 6 is a cool number. 

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(A bunch of scary looking goblins storm on set yelling war cries and carry a protesting Bagman off screen)