KEVIN NASH
M - Welcome to the 3rd show! Adria is sick today, so she will not be here ( mumbles thank god) just kidding. Anywho, we have a really hot and sexy guy today. None other than.....KEVIN NASH!
Diesel's music plays
N - Why is my old music playing and not the NWO?!
M - I like this music better! Why did you dye your hair? I like it dark better.
N - Well, blondes do have more fun! You should know!
M - What does that mean?
N - Well, you are blonde and you look like the partying type!
M - Well, I will take that as a compliment!
M - Please have a seat
Adria comes behind him and ties him to the chair
A - You are not getting away like everyone else!
A - ( on her hands and knees) you are my god!
N - I'm scared!
M - You are boneified
N - What is that?
M - Cool and stuff!
A - Want some skittles? I will feed them to you!
N - No, I don't like candy!
N - HELP ME!!!! ( tied to the chair trying to get off the stage)
A - Sits on Nash's lap
M - Can I ask him questions now?
A - Ugh, I guess
M - So, why aren't you Diesel?
N - Well...
A - Can I dye your hair black?
N - NO!!!
A - Too bad! ( comes out with black hair dye and dyes his hair)
M - Well, that's the end of the show!
Next week's guest is.....Test!
Nash is trying to get out of the chair
Smell ya next week!
M - Welcome to the 3rd show! Adria is sick today, so she will not be here ( mumbles thank god) just kidding. Anywho, we have a really hot and sexy guy today. None other than.....KEVIN NASH!
Diesel's music plays
N - Why is my old music playing and not the NWO?!
M - I like this music better! Why did you dye your hair? I like it dark better.
N - Well, blondes do have more fun! You should know!
M - What does that mean?
N - Well, you are blonde and you look like the partying type!
M - Well, I will take that as a compliment!
M - Please have a seat
Adria comes behind him and ties him to the chair
A - You are not getting away like everyone else!
A - ( on her hands and knees) you are my god!
N - I'm scared!
M - You are boneified
N - What is that?
M - Cool and stuff!
A - Want some skittles? I will feed them to you!
N - No, I don't like candy!
N - HELP ME!!!! ( tied to the chair trying to get off the stage)
A - Sits on Nash's lap
M - Can I ask him questions now?
A - Ugh, I guess
M - So, why aren't you Diesel?
N - Well...
A - Can I dye your hair black?
N - NO!!!
A - Too bad! ( comes out with black hair dye and dyes his hair)
M - Well, that's the end of the show!
Next week's guest is.....Test!
Nash is trying to get out of the chair
Smell ya next week!