KURT ANGLE

M&A running around decorating the stage red, white, and blue

N- Kevin is still tied up What the hell are you guys doing?

M- We have to be patriotic to our olympic jackass, I mean hero.

A- I think we are on the air!

M- Oh! Hi once again and Welcome to the 5th show!

A- We have a crybaby for the guest today......Kurt Angle!

Kurt's music plays, Kurt comes out. Crowd chants you suck, you suck, you suck, you suck!

M- Kurt, welcome to the show

Kurt- Thanks, at east someone respects me!

A- Not really, show the footage!

shows when Mckenzie called him an Olympic Jackass

M- You are a major dorkchop!

A- Kurt, how did you like your Milky Way?

K- you are so crude!

M- Anywho, did you like your jugs of milk?

K- I love milk! It is very healthy for your bones and body

M- So, Kurt, how did it feel to get your shorts pulled down, your ass exposed, and spanked by Hunter?

K- Well, actually I liked it all! Everyone got to see my gorgeous ass, and I was a bad boy, so I got spanked! I was honored to be spanked by a handsome guy like that!

M- eeewww! what kind of freak are you? Are you gay or something?

K- NO! What make you think that?

M- Um.. WEll, you did like Hunter spanking you and you said he was handsome!

K- HELLO, I was Bad! DUH! And he is good looking!

M- Okay, WHATEVER!

A- I feel bad for Hunter for having to do that

M- Me too!!

Nash- that was information I did not want to know. Now I can use this against him!!! smirks

M- Thanks for the info....NOT!!!

A- Do you want some snickers?

M- Don't you usually ask if they want skittles?

A- Yeah, but I don't like Kurt!

M- Well, I guess that is the end of our show! Next week we will have.....JEFF HARDY!!!!

Smell ya next week!!