Director/Author Chic: *appears abruptly* YOU PEOPLE REVIEWED!!! DOOMO ARIGATOU GOZAMAISU!!! *calms down* So now I'm going to recognize all you blessed, blessed people!
To Unrealistic: *bows* I'm glad you think it's perfect. *blinks* Chikra? Did Unrealistic actually say it was perfect? Wow....
To DragonBlond 04: Yeah, I hate Dorothy too, but I don't want her to stab Quatre. That gown looks awful enough without bloodstains *shudders*. *looks at the rest of your review* My god, really? HANGING himself? As in with rope? Damn. Could you email me that clip, or soemthing? My addy is sote_maru@hotmail.com.
ps. Dragons forever! Love your pen name!
To GW-Imp: Aw, love ya anyway. We can't all be the first review ^_^. Don't worry, it will stay up.....shut UP Duo! Not that way!
To G'Vola: *makes sign against evil* No Dorothy. I don't need rapiers in this. SHUT UP DUO!! I SAID RAPIERS NOT RAPING! Yeah, well this fic was touched of by seeing a performance of "The Wiz" with my english class, so I know the feeling.
to gelfling: FINALLY!! An ending to the song *grins* and a perfect reason too. I need a pic too, if I find one, I'll pass it on, BELIEVE me *dodges bullets from Heero for making him cross dress*.
To Onnako: Why do you always ask that in your reviews, chibi-sister of mine? You know you won't like the answer....
To SisterMarmelade: Funnier than hell? That's good right? As for the Quatre thing, I'm glad you're not offended. I just HAD to do it, you know? There will be more wacky Heero singing about killing people, not to worry.
I would like to reiterate, THANK YOU!! You saved my ego! Now, on with the performance...
(Scene opens to Heero walking careful down the yellow brick road, bazooka on shoulder. Toto is walking behind him)
Whisper of Director: Heeeeeeeeerrooooooooo.......
Heero: *points bazooka at random places in the sky* DIE RELENA!!!
Ruby Slippers: *slip*
Heero: *lands on his pinafored rear* *continues to point bazooka* *mutters* Goddamn kisama onore konoyaro slippers...
Whisper of Director: It's me, baka. And you're supposed to be skipping!
Heero: *gingerly rises to feet* I have enough trouble walking in these damn things, now you want me to skip?
Whisper of Director: *sighs* Fine, fine.
Ruby slippers: *abruptly change into sparkly red tennis shoes*
Whisper of Director: Now skip.
Heero: *smirks* Too late, I'm already at the next scene.
Whisper of Director: *irritated* May you freeze in the black pits.
Heero: I love you too. *looks around* Now where the hell is that braided baka?
Duo: Over here. Get these damn crows off me!
Heero: *sees Duo tied to stand* Did I do that?
Duo: S'alright, we were both drunk and it was fun after.
Heero: *blushes* Alright, hold still. *begins blasting crows with bazooka*
Crows: *flap off in a terrible hurry*
Duo: See is gonna kill you, you were just supposed to yell at them.
Heero: Whatever. Don't we have lines here?
Duo: Oh yeah. I think you're first.
Heero: Right. *assumes expression of confusion* Oh no! The road branches off! Which way do I go now?
Duo: Well, some people take the right fork.
Heero: *looks around startled* Oh my goodness! Who said that?
Duo: Still, some people also perfer the left fork.
Heero: *gasps* But scarecrows don't talk!
Duo: *smirks at Heero* But this one does, sugar. And he does other things too.
Heero: *smiles slightly* Baka. That is definitely not your line.
Duo: So? *is slightly incinerated from bolt from above*
Voice of Director: AFTERWARDS, you two.
Duo: Owwww....fine, fine. Anyway, can you help me down from here? I've been stuck up here for an awfully long time.
Heero: Of course I will. *tries to untie knots* Damn, this isn't going to work.
Duo: *whispers* There's a knife in my pocket. I snuc it on hear for just such an emergency.
Heero: Which pocket?
Duo: *smirks again* Why don't you hunt around and see?
Heero: You're wearing cargo pants. If I try to check every pocket See will get suspicious.
Duo: Ah, shit. Okay, it's in my backpocket.
Heero: *slides hand into Duo's pocket slowly*
Duo: *starts to squirm* Ooooh, bad idea. I forgot we can't do much on the set.
Heero: *grins* After, then. *pulls out knife and cuts ropes*
Duo: That's much better. *jumps down* *falls*
Heero: *suddenly girlish again* Oh no! Are you ok?
Duo: *gets up shakily* I'm fine, just fine. *falls again* *gets up again* I've just been up there so long I've lost my balance.
Heero: Oh poor scarecrow! Lean on me!
Duo: Thanks. *drapes himself on Heero*
Heero: Now, what were you saying about which way to go?
Duo: Oh, it was nothing. Don't pay any attention to me, I don't have a brain in my head.
Heero: Why, everyone has brains!
Duo: Not me. *music starts* Oh crap, I forgot the words!
Heero: You forgot the words?
Duo: I forgot the words.
Voice of Director: You forgot the words?
Duo: I forgot the words.
Random ROSE walking by: You forgot the words?
Duo: YES DAMMIT! I FORGOT THE WORDS TO THAT DAMNED IDIOT SONG!!! YOU CAN ALL BITE ME!!!
Heero: Chill. We'll skip the song.
Director: The bloody hell we will.
(Lightening bolt zaps from above)
Duo: Oww...are you not aware that straw is flamable? *blinks* Hey, I think I remember the words now.
Heero: *sighs* Oh well, I didn't really think I'd get out of it.
Duo: *clears throat* I'd while away the hours conferring with the flowers, consultin' with the rain...
Heero: Are we sure we're talking about brains here?
Duo: What else could it be?
Heero: Well it sounds like effects from crack.
Duo: You know, it does, doesn't it? Ok....*resumes singing* And my mind would be flying while on the grass I'd be lying, if I only had some crack!
Heero: O_O You'd better hope See is out of lightening.
Duo: *starts dancing around* I would hug around the middle of ev'ry individual and pat them on the back....uh, I think it's your turn Heero.
Heero: *sighs* *thinks a moment* With the things you'd be seeing you'd give serious thought to fleeing...
Duo: *cheerfully* If I only had some crack! *stops singing* Are we done now?
Heero: Let's just get out of here.
Voice of Director: Don't forgot to skip!
Duo: *bows* At once, Holy Seeress! *skips off hastily with Heero in tow*
(scene closes. reopens at Spandex Space on director)
See: That was a great deal...uh, shall we say dirtier? than the other chapters. And shorter. I'm sorry....kind of...sort of....a little bit.....not really...oh well. Anyway, I have sad news. School is closing soon. I can only upload at school. I may yet find a way around the restriction, but until then it will be quite some time before I can upload anything. I might get another chapter of this in before the end, but I might not. Patience, yes? Please? And don't forget to review. Bai-bai, for now.