(fade in on Blue Seeress)
See: Oha, minna-san! We're at it again. Sorry for the delay. But I'm back in school, so we will now continue! We've also made some improvements during the overly extended intermission. For example, Trowa and Wufei's costumes have been equipped with air conditioning units!
Trowa and Wufei: *grin in relief*
See: Quatre's dress has more ruffles!
Quatre: *dances past* *sings* The best part about being a woman is the license to have a little fun, yeah! Woah-oh-oh!
See: *shudders* Anyway, other changes have been made which will be made apparent. And now, to acknowledge my beloved reviewers!
To Spaz: Wow, and out of no where, a review! YOU ROCK!! You're the only person who reviewed a month after postage. How did you find it? Hilarious? Honest? Wow....*ego doubles in size*
To Aoi_Ken: I needed a character for Duo, there where none left over for you and I LOVE 1X2. Live with it! Wait, your passing around my pictures!?!?!? Ah God....tell your roomie exactly how old I am, ok? But thanks for (fianlly) reviewing, Nick-chan. Love ya! And miss ya too...
To Sinister Marmalade: Woah, you went on a reviewing spree dincha? *tears gather in eyes* DOOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!!! Even after I got your name wrong...I'm really sorry abot that....anywho, yes, dealing with those two is tough, but that's what author lightening is for!
to Chiki: Being funny is nice, keep working on it! Thanks for reviewing, it is DEEPLY appreaciated!
To Imp Gurl: Crack kills? *kinda gets it but wonders at your sanity* At least you love it! Nothing else matters....
To Anie: Whyever not? didn't the name of Treize's pet organization ring any bells? *shrugs* Aw, that's ok. And I CAN update, just I couldn't for AGES. Thanks for reviewing!
To gelfling: Give Trowa a Harley huh? Interesting idea....*scribble it in the notes next to the poppies* I'm here for entertainment! bondage, beer, crack, whatever! It's my JOB!!
And for those of you who haven't reviewed, DON'T BE SHY!! I love you all! Review and you too shall be immortalized in the start of the next chapter! Now, let us begin.
(fade out and in on Duo and Heero, who are walking down THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD *trumpet fanfare*)
Duo: Was that fanfare one of the "improvements"?
Heero: I think so.
Duo: Lovely. *spots grove of trees* Well, here we are.
Heero: *expression becomes pained* Can't we wait another 100 meters?
Duo: Heero! In a 100 meters we'll be past it!
Heero: I know. *scowls* Let's get this over with. *claps hands together mock-gleefully* Look! Apples!
Duo: Wow, you're right Dorothy! Let's stop for lunch.
(both approach trees cautiously)
Heero: I have never, ever seen Oz soldiers hold that still.
Duo: Maybe See tranked 'em.
Heero: *touches bark* They're not human.
Duo: How can you tell?
Heero: It's the feel of it. *reaches out and caresses Duo's chest* You, for example, are definitely human.
Duo: *grins* Sure?
Heero: *smirks* Come to think of it, no. Hang on. *uses both hands to feel Duo over better*
Duo: *squirms excitedly* *stops suddenly* See will kill us.
Heero: The trees are in her way. She can't see us. *continues ministrations*
Tree #1: *whacks Heero's head with large branch*
Tree #2: *slaps Heero's wrists with thinner branches*
Heero: *nurses injuries* Well, so I'm wrong. Damn.
Duo: Sorry, buddy. But if the trees aren't ROSE t's, then what are they?
Heero: Animatronic. Keeping so many ROSE's must be expensive, after all. *reaches out and picks an apple* Ooh, they're just ripe! *mutters aside* They're also real. How the hell did she manage that?
Tree #1: Hey, what do you think your doing? How would you like it if I came and picked something off of you?
Duo: Well, it depends. If you were doing to pick off my braid, I'd turn you into sawdust. My shirt, I'd probably say you were going to fast and then Heero would turn you in to sawdust. My-*gets slapped with branches*
Heero: *is being simarly slapped* That's it. *pulls out bazooka* *stares at it in shock*
Trees: *also stare*
Duo: *also stares* That......is not a bazooka.
Heero: No. If it were about 10 times larger, I'd say it was a gundam buster rifle. *evil thought pops into head* Duo, run back with me until I yell stop.
Duo: *idea occurs to him as well* Ok, go!
(both sprint away from trees)
Heero: STOP! *aims buster rifle at trees*
Tree #3: You wouldn't dare!
Heero: I will....
Duo: Not again...
Heero: I will....
Trees: *quake with fear*
Heero: *eyes glint* I will....
Duo: 4....3....2....
Heero: *shouts suddenly* I WILL SURVIVE!!! *blasts trees*
Trees: *disintegrate*
Large, abadoned farm house behind: *also disintergrates*
Sizable chunk of nearby woods: *partly disintergrates*
Trowa: *breathes deeply, very happy the blast did not hit him*
Duo: Hey, good shot, pal! You cleared a path all the way to the next scene!
Heero: *sets butt of buster rifle on ground* *stands on tiptoe to blow smoke off top* Mission Complete. That must have been another of See's improvements.
Duo: *scans sky nervously* Are you sure that was part of your mission?
Heero: If it hadn't been, the lightning would have struck long before now. Let's go.
(Duo and Heero walk over to Trowa)
Trowa: ....
Duo: Umm....I forgot what happens next.
Heero: He's supposed to tell us.
Duo: You mean he's actually supposed to speak?
Trowa: *scowls in annoyance* *makes small sound in throat*
Duo: Oh yeah, we have lines here too!
Heero: *remembers also* Oh my gosh! *claps hands to cheeks* It's a tin man!
Duo: Do you think it's a statue?
Heero: No look, his eyes are moving! Maybe it's a curse.
Trowa: *makes squeaky sound*
Duo: What'd he say?
Heero: It sounded like "oil can"!
Duo: It did?
Heero: Not really, but that's what the script said.
Trowa: *makes louder squeaky noise*
Duo: But we're supposed to be in character. If we can't understand him our characters don't know what to do!
Heero: That...could be a valid point.
Trowa: *looks panicky* *tries harder*
Duo: *listens* Nope, still don't have a clue what he said.
Trowa: *becomes angry* FINE! I SAID OIL CAN!!! OIL CAN GODAMMIT!!!
Duo: O_O Ok, I heard him.
Heero: o_o Yeah...*grabs oil can* *squirts oil in random places* How's that?
Trowa: *moves around stiffly* Yes, that's much better. A little more on the jaw, though. *points*
Heero: *squirts*
Trowa: *glares at Duo* *resumes passive expression* Oh that's much better. Thank you.
Heero: How on earth did you get stuck like that, Mr. Tinman?
Trowa: *scowls* See typed it up on the keyboard and suddenly I couldn't move.
Heero: I meant in the play baka. Be careful with things like that.
Trowa: Why?
Duo: See's developed a passion for striking people with lightening.
Trowa: O_O *remembers that his costume conducts electricity nicely* Oh god....Yeah, as I was saying, I was out here chopping wood and then it started to rain and before I could get away I had rusted tight!
Heero: Oh poor Tinman! How terrible!
Duo: You sure are a piece of work, though. Amazing! A man made out of tin.
Trowa: Not quite. The tin-smith who made me left out one important part. Bang on my chest.
Duo: *obliges* Wow! What an echo!
Trowa: It's empty. I haven't got a heart.
Heero and Duo: No heart?
Trowa: No heart. What I wouldn't give for one.
Heero and Duo: *wait expectantly*
Trowa: *doesn't do anything*
Duo: Well?
Trowa: ...?
Duo: Aren't you going to sing?
Trowa: Of course not. I don't sing.
Duo: Yes you do, I hear you in the shower all the time.
Trowa: I play music in the shower. I don't sing.
Duo: Liar.
Trowa: I'm not singing.
Heero: That could be the first symptom of electrocution.
Trowa: *pales* *looks up* See, do I really have to?
Director: I'll let you skip it if you skip to the next part.
Trowa: Deal.
Duo: Lucky stiff.....
Heero: *shrugs* Well, we're going to see the Wizard of Oz (fanfare) to get the Scarecrow a brain and me a ride home!
Trowa: I always knew Duo didn't have a brain.
Duo: Hey, watch it!
Heero: *interupts* ANYWAY I'm sure the wizard will give you a heart!
Trowa: You'll let me come with you?
Duo: Not after the brain comment.
Heero: *glares* Of course you can! Let's go!
Director: NOW you have to sing. All of you.
Heero: *scowls*
Duo: Well, as long as Trowa has to sing too....don't forget your axe!
Trowa: *grimacing at the thought of singing* *grabs axe* *links arms with Heero*
Heero: *links arms with Duo* Let's get this over with.....
(fade to director)
See: *typing* Hehehehehe......heh....and then they trip....*notices that the scene has ended* *closes laptop* Hi again. I'm working on the next part as we speak, so it will be up really soon. 4-5 days, or so. Don't miss it! Fei-chan is gonna sing!! And remember, the more you review, the faster I update (now that I'm back on the job). You've been doing great so far, don't stop now! Bai-bai!