(fade in on Blue Seeress)
See: I don't have much to say for this, really.....Zech's reappears after a long silence. Excuse me a moment.
Chikra (muse sprite): *flies in* The fans are in place. No matter where he hovers, they'll work.
See: *smiles* *hoity-toity British voice* Marvelous, marvelous. Just splendid. *reverts to normal* You'll see what they're for soon. Oh yeah, and Wuffers is actually not in this chapter....it got too long, and I was getting pinged to post. It's late. I'm sorry.
Chikra: Someone was pinging you, for a change?
See: It had to happen someday.
Chikra: Since when do you let people ping on you?
See: Since they are too far away for me to strangle for pinging. Anyway, now to acknowledge the reviewers of the previous chapter:
To Aoi Ken: Plot to kill Duo? Dammit, boy, I have enough to worry about!!! Stop trying to kill my characters.
Well, at least you think it's funny. And thanks for finally reviewng, how dare you ping me for not posting a new one when you haven't even reviewed the other!
To SinisterMarmalade: Ok, I shaved the deadline a bit ^_^ sorry. But it's up! You can't deny that it is up! More squabbling in this chapter too, enjoy.
To GW-Imp: O.O You Ok? You sound kinda spastic right now.....but, yes, lot's of people appear to have liked the oil can bit ^_^ *See pats herself on the back*.
To Gelfling: You did mean lightening, right? Ah well, I can never spell either. New special effect to keep my characters in line here, I hope you like that too!
To Spaz: Yes, you are special! Everyone who reviews is special! Post soon so I can read yours, too (be reviewed and review alike, I always say!).
To Chiki: *worries about your plan to make me post* Um...I've posted now, so we can stop plotting. I'll post more shortly, there's some more stuff I'm at the point of finishing as well. Next week, I promise!
I'd also like to issue a huge THANK YOU to everyone who reviewed!!! You ROCK!!
The rest of you know what to do....I hope....
(Darkish scene in woods. Enter Trowa, Duo and Heero, arms linked and singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road".)
Heero: *halts abrubtly* Suddenly I get this feeling we don't have to sing anymore.
Duo: *off key* Were off to see the wizard, that horrible bastard Treize! *blinks* What did you say?
Trowa: STOP SINGING!!
Duo: Sheesh, he either mimes or shouts. No middle ground at all. Are we at the next scene already?
Heero: *points at abadoned farm house* This looks like the place.
Trowa: ....?
Heero: .....
Trowa: O_O ....?
Heero: .....!
Trowa: *_*
Duo: *whines* Would you two stop that!? I don't have any idea what either of you just said!
Heero: Calm down, Duo. Trowa asked what made this abandoned farm house any different than the last half dozen. I pointed out the fans posted in strategic locations. Trowa asked what the fans where for, and I told him.
Duo: So what are they for?
Heero: To blow Zech's skirt up of course.
Duo: Who the heck would want to look up Zech's skirt? *blinks* Man, that's a funny concept. Zechs in a skirt!!
Heero: *shudders* Not me. But there are numerous fangirls who would enjoy it.
Duo: And where are they?
Heero: The audience, of course.
Trowa: O_O .....!?!?!?
Duo: *pained expression* For the sake of my sanity, please use words not mime!
Trowa: *glares at him* See, there is a middle ground. Bakayaro. I asked where the hell the all-fucking audience was.
Duo: And when he does speak it's to utter profanities. Such a mouth.
Trowa: *flexes fingers menacingly* *tries not to strangle Duo*
Heero: I believe that in addition to fans, See has set up cameras. This isn't really a stage, you know.
Trowa: O_O
Duo: What's with the face?
Trowa: I don't remember gelling my hair this morning.....
Heero: *lifts eyebrow* You forgot to gel your hair?
Trowa: I was too hung over.
Duo: -_- Don't worry, I'm sure there's enough residue from the past 17 years to keep it in place.
Trowa: *growls* *starts towards Duo*
Heero: *intercepts* He meant it looks fine.
Trowa: Oh. Alright.
Duo: *bored* Zechs is late.
Heero: Surprise, surprise. He was late to our last battle too.
Trowa: *blinks* ...?
Heero: *eyes narrow speculatively* Perhaps....
Duo: Hee-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaan stop that! Perhaps what? You're getting as bad as him! *points accusingly at Trowa*
Trowa: I prefer to think of it as getting as good as me.
Duo: Shut up! You're corrupting my Hee-koi!
(A cloud of smoke obscures a small area of the scene)
Zechs: *coughing* Goddamn SMOKE!
(smokes starts to disperse, revealing Zechs in the middle hovering on his broom)
Zechs: *flaps arms around to make the smoke go away* *overbalances* *falls of broom* KUSO!! Fucking broom!
(Zech's skirt falls over his head)
Fangirls: O_O ^_^
Trowa: ~_~ ...!
Duo: Hah! Nice boxers Zechs!
Zechs: *still trying to get on top of his broom* Fuck off!
Heero: *smirking* Stop baiting him, Duo.
Duo: No, really, I like his boxers! I want a pair of purple ones with chibi-epyons on them!
Zechs: *finally gets on top*
Fangirls: *laugh at the inuendo there*
Heero: *unemotional* Eek. It's the wicked bitch of the west.
Zechs: *glares* That's Mr. wicked bitch of the west to you, my pretty!
Heero: *glares back* Don't call me that.
Zechs: Or you'll what....my pretty?
Heero: *reaches into pants for bazooka* What the....I put it right here....*rumages around in pants*
Fangirls: *drool*
Duo: *drools in concert* Uh...need some help finding you're bazooka, Hee-chan?
Trowa: *squints eyes tighter* *covers ears* ....!
Heero: Damn it, I know I put the fucker right here! SEEEEE!!!
Voice of Director: What? Did you honestly think I'd let you shoot Zechsy?
Heero: Don't you here what he's calling me?
Voice of Director: How's about, just once, you solve a personality conflict without a fire arm, hm?
Heero: *confused* Huh?
VoD: *sighs* I give up. Just do the scene.
Heero: *still confused*
Zechs: *smirking* Well, now, my pretty....oh crap, I forgot what I'm supposed to do next.
Trowa: *peeks one eye open* ...?
Zechs: Oh yeah, I do get to light Duo on fire! But there's something else first....
Heero: You threaten us first.
Zechs: *sniffs* Threats aren't really my style. But yes, Duo, I'll stuff a matress wiuth you, and yes, Trowa, I'll make a beehive out of you, and.....hm....I think I'll feed my pretty here to the monkeys. *smiles*
Duo: Dude, that was so off the actual lines.
Zechs: Fuck off, at least I said something.
(Fan starts up. Zechs' skirt flows up.)
Zechs: Arrgh! *muffled in skirt* *flies hastily to another spot*
Fans over there: *start*
Zechs' Broom: *spins randomnly in conflicting gale*
Zechs: KUUUuuuUUUuuuUUUuuuSOOOoooOOOO!!! *spinning*
Duo: *laughs crazily*
Fangirls: STOP TORTURING ZECHSY!!!!
(Cloud of smoke covers Zechs, clears, revealing Zechs is no longer among us)
Fangirls: *pout*
Heero: That was weird.
Trowa: *peeks eyes slowly* *sighs in relief* *blinks* DAMN!!
Duo and Heero: What?
Trowa: He forgot to set Duo on fire!
Duo: THAT'S IT!!! *lunges at Trowa*
Trowa: *flips out of the way* *freezes in mid air*
Duo: *similarly frozen*
VoD: STOP FIGHTING AND SAY YOUR GODDAMN LINES!!
Trowa: *unfreezes* *falls*
Duo: Hah!! Serves you right! *falls out of mid-lunge* Ow....
Heero: Look on the bright side, you're both un-zapped.
VoD: But you'd better work real hard to stay that way. The acting's been going to pot, guys, let's haul it up a notch.
Duo: *salutes* As you command, boss-director-chic.
Heero: Damn. *adjusts into DOROTHY mode* Oh no! Poor Scarecrow!! Oh this is all my fault!
Duo: I'm alright.
Trowa: Yeah, because Zechs flaked.
(thunder crackles ominously)
Trowa: *gulps* *shuts up*
Duo: That made me really mad though! I'll come with you to see the Wizard now, Dorothy, whether I get a brain or not! Let her...him?....ah screw it....try to stuff a mattress with me!!
Trowa: I'll come with you too, whether I get a heart or not! Beehive, bah! I'd like to see her try!
Heero: *eyes tear up* You guys are the best friends anyone could ask for! Let's go!
(All skip off, singing about killing that horrible bastard Treize.)
(fade to Director and Mihal, muse-dragon)
See: *scowling* How many times must I tell them that they're supposed to kill ZECHS. Not Treize, ZECHS.
Mihal: 'Tis a most perplexing concept. Thou hatest far more the Colonel than the Marquise.
See: Point....but Zechs is playing the witch!
Mihal: Thou speaketh soothly.
See: Are you being sarcastic with me?
Mihal: *smirking* I?
See: Forget it. *to readers* Ok, you know what to do, so do it! I'll see you next chapter.