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I'm Cleaning Out My Closet
Chapter Five: The Depression
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"Hey, wath wong, Mith Pika?" A spiky headed boy asked Kurapica, who was doodling at her desk. Gon, after losing his teeth that weekend, made it hard for anyone to unahthand(understand) him.
"Nutin's wrong wit 'er." Said Gon's best friend, Killua. "Unless..." He snapped a crayon in half, "She gots in some fight wit 'er boyfriend?"
"Miss Pika got a boyfriend?" Neon said incredulously. "Hey, Kuroro!"
A black haired boy didn't look up from his picture book. Neon ran over and dragged him off the beanbag chair into the center off the room. Then she smacked him a good one on the lips. "Kuroro's my boyfriend."
Instantly, the room was filled with whoops and cheers. Kuroro turned red, while Neon soaked up the attention like a sponge does water. Killua joined in with, "Neon an' Kuroro, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes..."
Kurapica didn't even look up at the commotion.

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"So he hasn't called you back, you always get his answering machine, no one's at home, and the car's parked in the driveway? Sounds fishy to me." Senritsu said to Kurapica. They were on recess duty.
"Yeah."
At that point, Machi ran over, nearly out of breath. "MISS PIKA'S BASE!" She yelled to the kindergarteners that were following her. Immediately, they turned to select a different target.
"What was that about?" Senritsu asked.
"Tag... Damn... those kids have... determination." Machi puffed, leaning on Kurapica's shoulder.
"I thought you were hiding candy or something." Kurapica said.
"DAMN!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN, DAMN!!!" Someone yelled from behind Senritsu.
"You know, you shouldn't curse on school grounds." She said to the purple-haired teacher.
Machi looked sheepish. "So what were you talking about before I so rudely interupted you?"
"Leorio."
"Kura-chan's boyfriend, right? What about him?"
Senritsu quickly filled Machi in.
"Hmm... If you ask me, he dumped you for another bitch. Probably hiding, 'cause he doesn't want you to find out."
"Another bitch?" Kurapica laughed, "Are you saying that's what I am?"
"For a bitch then. I—"
"BITCH!!! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH, BITCH!!!"
"Better watch it, Mach." Senritsu warned, using Machi's nickname. Mach, because she was very quick.(AN: You know, Mach 1, Mach 2? They're speeds. Very fast.)
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... I get the picture. But you know a guy shouldn't dump a girl like Kurapica. If there is, something's wrong in his head. Maybe's he's busy at the hospital."
"I've thought about that." Kurapica said. "But then he would've called, or something."
"Maybe the phones went dead?" Senritsu suggested.
"I don't think so."
"Whatever it is, we'll help you all the way." Machi patted Kurapica on the head. "After all, we're friends, right?"

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Safe Drugs

fairygurl: Strange ending.
Princess Floréa: ^-^
Floraleon: WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON IN THAT F*CKING BATHROOM?!
Voices in Bathroom: *splash* WATER BALLOON FIGHT!!!
Floraleon: o.O
Princess Floréa: They were high on pot... *kicks bathroom door down*
Kurapika-sama and Killua-sama: *splashing around in toilet**throwing water ballons at each other*
Floraleon: ...
Princess Floréa: WHEN I SAID YOU COULD STAND ON THE TOILET, I NEVER SAID IN IT!!!
Floraleon: ?
Kurapika-sama: Sama doll that stands on toilet is high on pot! *gets hit by water balloon*
fairygurl: Those are... those are CONDOMS!!!
Princess Floréa: ?
Kurapika-sama: They're building condominiums in the other neighborhood, so I went over and got some!
Princess Floréa and Floraleon: ...
Killua-sama: She was a prostitute, he was a gay. What more can I say?
fairygurl: Moral of story: Sama doll that stands on toilet is high on pot. If Sama-doll is high, haul ass out of the bathroom!

Note: A certain bus driver joke, a condom joke, and a proverb, leads to bathroom "humor." I souldn't be writing this... Anyways, tell me if ya liked it or not.