Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, okay?
Mai as a Guy
Mai was walking across the street. She just bought clothes, makeup, jewlery, pocky,cards, the works. Somewhat predictable. She passes a resturant, and she got hungry all of a sudden,so she walked straight in. It also turned out she walked in the Burger Palooza(I forget the name), so there sat Yugi and Joey. Tea was sticking french fries up her nose(don't ask, I feel like making her do that).
Joey: You know, there was one memorable moment on that cruise ship that I can remember.
Yugi:What's that?
Joey: When we first met Mai
Yugi: And.?
Joey: I remember her breasts the most!!!They were HUGE!!!!
Yugi: and they were in my FACE.
Joey: Yeah. Right then, I wished I was you.All short an' stuff.
Yugi:I'm not short, okay??
Joey:Riiiiight. MOKUBA'S taller than you!(A/N/I don't know if Mokuba really is taller than Yugi, I'm just guessing)
Female voice: Hey guys.
Joey turned around and saw Mai.
Joey:Who are you?
Mai:You don't remember me?
Joey then looked at her breasts.
Joey:Oh yeah! You're Mai Valentine!
Mai:I am SO not your valentine.
Joey:Whatever. Hey, want something to eat?
Mai:Sure
Joey:Cool. HEY, TEA, GET A HAMBURGER OVER HERE!!!
Tea comes with a hamburger.
Mai: I just remembered.im..er.a vegetarian.
Tea:DAMN!!!I mean.oh.
*flashback to a few minutes ago*
Tea:*thinking* Hey,is that Mai?^__^I got a surprise for her*end thinking*HEY BOB!!!
Bob:Yeah?
Tea:Piss in this hamburger for me ,k?
Bob:k.
*end flash back*
Mai: Ooo..kay...well, I'll just eat these pockysticks and get out.*pockysticks were in clear plastic bag**takes a bite*
Male voice: Hey, what the hell happened?
*The male voice sees a white, sleeveless ,strapless ,shirt on the floor.*
Mai:Oh my god. Im a guy
712077
So,so crappy...I'll make it better in the next chap,cause all the boy training begins then!
Mai as a Guy
Mai was walking across the street. She just bought clothes, makeup, jewlery, pocky,cards, the works. Somewhat predictable. She passes a resturant, and she got hungry all of a sudden,so she walked straight in. It also turned out she walked in the Burger Palooza(I forget the name), so there sat Yugi and Joey. Tea was sticking french fries up her nose(don't ask, I feel like making her do that).
Joey: You know, there was one memorable moment on that cruise ship that I can remember.
Yugi:What's that?
Joey: When we first met Mai
Yugi: And.?
Joey: I remember her breasts the most!!!They were HUGE!!!!
Yugi: and they were in my FACE.
Joey: Yeah. Right then, I wished I was you.All short an' stuff.
Yugi:I'm not short, okay??
Joey:Riiiiight. MOKUBA'S taller than you!(A/N/I don't know if Mokuba really is taller than Yugi, I'm just guessing)
Female voice: Hey guys.
Joey turned around and saw Mai.
Joey:Who are you?
Mai:You don't remember me?
Joey then looked at her breasts.
Joey:Oh yeah! You're Mai Valentine!
Mai:I am SO not your valentine.
Joey:Whatever. Hey, want something to eat?
Mai:Sure
Joey:Cool. HEY, TEA, GET A HAMBURGER OVER HERE!!!
Tea comes with a hamburger.
Mai: I just remembered.im..er.a vegetarian.
Tea:DAMN!!!I mean.oh.
*flashback to a few minutes ago*
Tea:*thinking* Hey,is that Mai?^__^I got a surprise for her*end thinking*HEY BOB!!!
Bob:Yeah?
Tea:Piss in this hamburger for me ,k?
Bob:k.
*end flash back*
Mai: Ooo..kay...well, I'll just eat these pockysticks and get out.*pockysticks were in clear plastic bag**takes a bite*
Male voice: Hey, what the hell happened?
*The male voice sees a white, sleeveless ,strapless ,shirt on the floor.*
Mai:Oh my god. Im a guy
712077
So,so crappy...I'll make it better in the next chap,cause all the boy training begins then!