Oh, my gosh! I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry it's taken so
long to update. First, my muse went on a little vacation (she says the
Bahamas are beautiful this time of year), and when she got back, I found I
was having, err, technical difficulties with my Microsoft Word (I hate
computers!) Anyway, I'm sorry about the wait. Here's the next part, enjoy!
:-D
Oh, and did anyone hear that CMM is set to star in a movie version of 'Freaky Friday'? It's supposed to hit theaters sometime in 2003. Go to http://www.gilmore-girls.net/media/2002/kat111202.html for more info.
Disclaimer: I just checked, and I still don't own any of 'em (damn!). Maybe for Christmas, though.
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As Rory walked in the door of the inn, her cell phone began to ring.
"Quick, sweetie, I need your locker number and combo."
"Wow. It's weird having my own voice come back at me through the phone" commented Rory.
"Tell me about it" laughed Lorelai. "Anyway, locker number and com?"
"Right. Locker number is 1236, and the combination is 13-22-5."
"Thanks, babe. I'll talk to you later. Hang in there!" And with that, Lorelai clicked off.
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Lorelai stepped off the bus and walked through the gates of Hell. At least, that's how the Gilmore girls thought of Chilton Preparatory School. Lorelai looked around.
'Ugh', she thought to herself. 'This place is so bland! And these uniforms suck!'
Lorelai stopped. She rolled up her skirt so that it came to about mid- thigh, and tied the bottom of her white shirt into a cute little knot at her stomach. She also rolled her knee socks down.
A group of guys stopped and looked Lorelai up and down. "Lookin' good, Mary!" one of them called. "Decided to become a Magdalene, did you?"
"Go to hell, Bible Boy" Lorelai said sweetly before walking away. The guys just stared after her in shock.
Lorelai pulled a copy of her daughter's schedule out of her locker. She found her first class and sat down, settling into her desk and pulling out a copy of Cosmo.
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"Sookie!" Rory yelled, upon seeing the kind chef who ran the inn's kitchen.
"Hi Sweetie, what's up? I just made some fresh coffee, come into the kitchen for a second."
Rory obediently followed Sookie into the kitchen and gratefully accepted the coffee.
"Thanks. Listen, I really need to-"
"There is a phone call for you" Michel said, going over to Rory.
"Who is it?" asked Rory.
"How should I know? I am not your messenger boy." And with that, Michel walked away. Rory sighed and went to the front desk.
"Independence Inn, Ro- err, Lorelai speaking."
"Hi. Listen, Ms. Dees thinks that I'm in the bathroom so I don't have much time, but what is a male pig that's been castrated called?
"A barrow. A pig in the process of giving birth is 'farrowing'. And a female pig that has not had babies is called gilt. Are you taking a test, or a quiz?"
"Don't worry babe, it's just a quiz. Thanks for the help!" Rory heard the phone click off. She hung up and walked back into the kitchen.
"Where's Sookie?"
"I'm right here" Sookie's muffled voice came from under a pile of cardboard cartons.
"You alright?" asked Rory worriedly.
"I'm fine," Sookie said, standing up and dusting herself off.
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Lorelai, meanwhile, was sailing through the morning. She found Rory's Agricultural Science, Spanish, and Sculpture classes to be quite easy. "And they call Chilton a challenging school!" she thought to herself.
"Maybe I was right to wish what I did last night" she thought. "I never actually thought that my wish would come true, though!"
She found the door to her next classroom and walked in. She recognized the teacher immediately.
"Rob Rado?" she said in disbelief. "Little Robbie? How the hell are you?"
"I'm fine Ms. Gilmore, and please watch your mouth." Mr. Rado looked a little puzzled. "Now take your seat, the test is about to start."
Lorelai gulped, realizing she was in a calculus class. Math never had been one of her best subjects.
"Now don't look so nervous Ms. Gilmore, I'm sure you'll be fine" Mr. Rado said gently, looking at Lorelai's panic-stricken face.
"A- actually, Mr. Rado, I don't really feel that great."
"What's wrong?"
"I have a headache, and, well, you know. stomach problems."
"Stomach problems?"
"YOU know; stomach problems. Cramps."
Cra- ohhhh" Mr. Rado nodded in understanding as the students standing around the two began to snicker. "Well, would you like a pass to the nurse's office?"
"Yes, please!" said Lorelai. She knew that since the nurse couldn't legally give her any painkillers, she'd give Lorelai a heating pad and tell her to lie down. Lorelai figured she'd just 'recuperate' when the bell rang. She accepted the proffered pass and walked out of the room.
Oh, and did anyone hear that CMM is set to star in a movie version of 'Freaky Friday'? It's supposed to hit theaters sometime in 2003. Go to http://www.gilmore-girls.net/media/2002/kat111202.html for more info.
Disclaimer: I just checked, and I still don't own any of 'em (damn!). Maybe for Christmas, though.
***********************************
As Rory walked in the door of the inn, her cell phone began to ring.
"Quick, sweetie, I need your locker number and combo."
"Wow. It's weird having my own voice come back at me through the phone" commented Rory.
"Tell me about it" laughed Lorelai. "Anyway, locker number and com?"
"Right. Locker number is 1236, and the combination is 13-22-5."
"Thanks, babe. I'll talk to you later. Hang in there!" And with that, Lorelai clicked off.
************************************
Lorelai stepped off the bus and walked through the gates of Hell. At least, that's how the Gilmore girls thought of Chilton Preparatory School. Lorelai looked around.
'Ugh', she thought to herself. 'This place is so bland! And these uniforms suck!'
Lorelai stopped. She rolled up her skirt so that it came to about mid- thigh, and tied the bottom of her white shirt into a cute little knot at her stomach. She also rolled her knee socks down.
A group of guys stopped and looked Lorelai up and down. "Lookin' good, Mary!" one of them called. "Decided to become a Magdalene, did you?"
"Go to hell, Bible Boy" Lorelai said sweetly before walking away. The guys just stared after her in shock.
Lorelai pulled a copy of her daughter's schedule out of her locker. She found her first class and sat down, settling into her desk and pulling out a copy of Cosmo.
*********************************
"Sookie!" Rory yelled, upon seeing the kind chef who ran the inn's kitchen.
"Hi Sweetie, what's up? I just made some fresh coffee, come into the kitchen for a second."
Rory obediently followed Sookie into the kitchen and gratefully accepted the coffee.
"Thanks. Listen, I really need to-"
"There is a phone call for you" Michel said, going over to Rory.
"Who is it?" asked Rory.
"How should I know? I am not your messenger boy." And with that, Michel walked away. Rory sighed and went to the front desk.
"Independence Inn, Ro- err, Lorelai speaking."
"Hi. Listen, Ms. Dees thinks that I'm in the bathroom so I don't have much time, but what is a male pig that's been castrated called?
"A barrow. A pig in the process of giving birth is 'farrowing'. And a female pig that has not had babies is called gilt. Are you taking a test, or a quiz?"
"Don't worry babe, it's just a quiz. Thanks for the help!" Rory heard the phone click off. She hung up and walked back into the kitchen.
"Where's Sookie?"
"I'm right here" Sookie's muffled voice came from under a pile of cardboard cartons.
"You alright?" asked Rory worriedly.
"I'm fine," Sookie said, standing up and dusting herself off.
**************************************************
Lorelai, meanwhile, was sailing through the morning. She found Rory's Agricultural Science, Spanish, and Sculpture classes to be quite easy. "And they call Chilton a challenging school!" she thought to herself.
"Maybe I was right to wish what I did last night" she thought. "I never actually thought that my wish would come true, though!"
She found the door to her next classroom and walked in. She recognized the teacher immediately.
"Rob Rado?" she said in disbelief. "Little Robbie? How the hell are you?"
"I'm fine Ms. Gilmore, and please watch your mouth." Mr. Rado looked a little puzzled. "Now take your seat, the test is about to start."
Lorelai gulped, realizing she was in a calculus class. Math never had been one of her best subjects.
"Now don't look so nervous Ms. Gilmore, I'm sure you'll be fine" Mr. Rado said gently, looking at Lorelai's panic-stricken face.
"A- actually, Mr. Rado, I don't really feel that great."
"What's wrong?"
"I have a headache, and, well, you know. stomach problems."
"Stomach problems?"
"YOU know; stomach problems. Cramps."
Cra- ohhhh" Mr. Rado nodded in understanding as the students standing around the two began to snicker. "Well, would you like a pass to the nurse's office?"
"Yes, please!" said Lorelai. She knew that since the nurse couldn't legally give her any painkillers, she'd give Lorelai a heating pad and tell her to lie down. Lorelai figured she'd just 'recuperate' when the bell rang. She accepted the proffered pass and walked out of the room.