BYE BYE!!!!!!!
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A/N Writers block sux but its alwayz good to kill PBS kids characters. *laughs histerically and nearly dies. then says out loud to absolutly no 1" YESH I AM CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY. Writers block sux.
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Narrator- here we are at Tellytubby land and the telletubbys are all asleep.
Camera rolls down to thier oddly-shaped chair/bed/cage.
Po wakes up and looks all around. "Where's Po?"
Narrator- Youre Po. Hello Po your the first to wake up.
Po- .........Line? ( a high pitched voice whispers off camera. Someone mumbles something and Po chants the phrase that has been haunting people in thier dreams for 3 years now, "Eh-Oh"
Narrator- Why don't you go outside Po. You can skip around.
Po looks out the window at the sunny sky and for 15 minutes ponders a really simple question and only goes outside after he sees that all the other tellitubies have picked him up and thrown him out there. they all start skipping around and have fun. UNTIL!
They all look at the baby in the sun. The baby isn't there. It's a lion. He roars and then figures out he's in the wrong thing. So he then goes to Paramount and roars there. The baby is placed there and starts laughing. Then he does some wierd thing and the tellitubbies all go around Po who has been picked to have the show on his oversized TV/stoumach.
Some idiot that has nothing better to do with his life- "Hi everybody. Let me show you my pond. He starts fishing in the pond and a huge alligator comes up and eats him.
Dipsy and all the other tubbys- AGAIN AGAIN!
For some unknown reason the stupid video shows up again. The same dude gets eaten by the same alligator and lil kids all over the world laugh again at the blood spurting all over the screen.
AGAIN AGAIN! the tellitubbies say but instead of the BBC wasting time something unexpected happens. The baby throws up little wjhite shit all over the tellitubbies. that vacuum/cookie maker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/ dangerousweaponifusedintherightway rolls over and sucks up the white shit.
Laalaaand the other little pudgy colorful things- OOOOOHHH so thats what thestupidvacuum/cookiemaker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/dange rousweaponifusedintherightway does.
Then Barney comes flying in on a flying....thing. comes down and says i luv you...blah blah blah
Then Elmo and the whole seseme street gang show up and start talking about numbers and crap. Then Mr. Rogers comes in and starts messing around behind the bushes with dipsy. Then the baby who is mad cause hes not laughing drops a dump on them all. Cookie Monster thinking all the bunnies are chocolate eats them all. Except for #103950392190205932102. He was the only one that lived cause cookie monster exploded before he could get to them all. The thestupidvacuum/cookiemaker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/dange rousweaponifusedintherightway came and cleaned everything up. Then this kid who was really bored came and took a machine gun and shot bunny #103950392190205932102 but the bunny had a litter with Oscar and ended up with 2374194 more bunnies, and 1 grouch. Who died after seeing his really enlarged dick, he tried to suck it but broke his back instead.
(Now I could end this with a big ending but)
Then out of nowhere Osama Bin Laden walked in and the characters made him feel really happy. So happy he's now he's a regular on The Dr. Phil show and Oprah.
Then Suddam Hussien walked in and the US seeing this came in and bombed them all. The only one that was left was bunny #983244645437657247137574757645856856814657468456472584845634754868456346457 5684564575852391439548694386. and 1 big bird lookalike.
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A/N Writers block sux but its alwayz good to kill PBS kids characters. *laughs histerically and nearly dies. then says out loud to absolutly no 1" YESH I AM CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY. Writers block sux.
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Narrator- here we are at Tellytubby land and the telletubbys are all asleep.
Camera rolls down to thier oddly-shaped chair/bed/cage.
Po wakes up and looks all around. "Where's Po?"
Narrator- Youre Po. Hello Po your the first to wake up.
Po- .........Line? ( a high pitched voice whispers off camera. Someone mumbles something and Po chants the phrase that has been haunting people in thier dreams for 3 years now, "Eh-Oh"
Narrator- Why don't you go outside Po. You can skip around.
Po looks out the window at the sunny sky and for 15 minutes ponders a really simple question and only goes outside after he sees that all the other tellitubies have picked him up and thrown him out there. they all start skipping around and have fun. UNTIL!
They all look at the baby in the sun. The baby isn't there. It's a lion. He roars and then figures out he's in the wrong thing. So he then goes to Paramount and roars there. The baby is placed there and starts laughing. Then he does some wierd thing and the tellitubbies all go around Po who has been picked to have the show on his oversized TV/stoumach.
Some idiot that has nothing better to do with his life- "Hi everybody. Let me show you my pond. He starts fishing in the pond and a huge alligator comes up and eats him.
Dipsy and all the other tubbys- AGAIN AGAIN!
For some unknown reason the stupid video shows up again. The same dude gets eaten by the same alligator and lil kids all over the world laugh again at the blood spurting all over the screen.
AGAIN AGAIN! the tellitubbies say but instead of the BBC wasting time something unexpected happens. The baby throws up little wjhite shit all over the tellitubbies. that vacuum/cookie maker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/ dangerousweaponifusedintherightway rolls over and sucks up the white shit.
Laalaaand the other little pudgy colorful things- OOOOOHHH so thats what thestupidvacuum/cookiemaker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/dange rousweaponifusedintherightway does.
Then Barney comes flying in on a flying....thing. comes down and says i luv you...blah blah blah
Then Elmo and the whole seseme street gang show up and start talking about numbers and crap. Then Mr. Rogers comes in and starts messing around behind the bushes with dipsy. Then the baby who is mad cause hes not laughing drops a dump on them all. Cookie Monster thinking all the bunnies are chocolate eats them all. Except for #103950392190205932102. He was the only one that lived cause cookie monster exploded before he could get to them all. The thestupidvacuum/cookiemaker/noonoo/ass/cocksucker/reallyoverpaiddubber/dange rousweaponifusedintherightway came and cleaned everything up. Then this kid who was really bored came and took a machine gun and shot bunny #103950392190205932102 but the bunny had a litter with Oscar and ended up with 2374194 more bunnies, and 1 grouch. Who died after seeing his really enlarged dick, he tried to suck it but broke his back instead.
(Now I could end this with a big ending but)
Then out of nowhere Osama Bin Laden walked in and the characters made him feel really happy. So happy he's now he's a regular on The Dr. Phil show and Oprah.
Then Suddam Hussien walked in and the US seeing this came in and bombed them all. The only one that was left was bunny #983244645437657247137574757645856856814657468456472584845634754868456346457 5684564575852391439548694386. and 1 big bird lookalike.