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Note: We were people. Fic made from conversation between Shouka and myself. I did Amiboshi, she did...everyone else.... it starts about halfway through the conversation. When we actually started being the people.
A Scary Day in Computer Konan....
*Hotohori: Allright.......................HEY!!!!!!*
*Tomo: *latches self onto Hoto-sama's shirt*
*Tomo: Nakago! You dyed your hair black....*
Amiboshi: What now?
*Tomo: I LOVE IT!!!!! *
Amiboshi: Gaaaaaaaaaah
*Hotohori: Anooo...I've got a sword, Tomo, and I'm not afraid to use it!!*
*Tomo: You wouldn't cut me up, would you Nakago??*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaaay
*Hotohori: Only if you did something...unacceptable*
Amiboshi: As in.....
*Hotohori: *thinks to self *ignorehimhangingonmylegignorehimhangingonmyleg*
*Tomo: *grovels*
Amiboshi: Gods
*Hotohori: YES! *nods frantically* If I pray, Suzaku might be merciful and get this fiend off me! *starts chanting*
*Tomo: I'LL pray too, Nakago!*
Amiboshi: Hehhe
*Tomo: Oh mighty Gods, PLEASE keep Nakago here safe and sound...and beautiful...like always! Help him remember that I love him even if he does go for that darker, Gothy look with his hair!*
Amiboshi: Hahah!!!!!
*Hotohori: Dear Suzaku, please help! Get this drunken thing away from me!!! It's seriously C-R-E-E-P-I-N-G-M-E-O-U-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: Yaha~~~~
*Tomo: *tries to kiss "Nakago-sama" on the cheek*
*Hotohori: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *swerves away*
Amiboshi: Heika.... run
*Hotohori: I agree! *dashes madly out the door*
Amiboshi: Byeeeee
*Tomo: Ahhhh...............Nakago hates me! *breaks down and cries*
*Tomo: HE HATES ME! HE HATES ME!!!*
Amiboshi: Tomo...don't cry
*Tomo: *sniffle* But...he doesn't like me at all!! Why can't he be nice even a - little - bit??*
Amiboshi: Well, Shouka likes you
Amiboshi: Or maybe that's not a good thing
*Tomo: She does??*
*Tomo: I still want Nakago, though!!*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Tomo: *goes into hysterics*
Amiboshi: So go out and get him
*Tomo: I've already thrown myself at him once! He's not going to listen now, just like he didn't listen then!*
Amiboshi: Ano...that was Heika
*Tomo: why...*sniffle* Doesn't anyone like me?? And of course he's heika...*
*Tomo: He's my king for all eternity!*
Amiboshi: Nonono, Suzaku seishi Hotohori
*Tomo: Hotohori? That can't be.... I don't like Hotohori!!!*
*Tomo: wait............*
*Tomo: I'm getting old! I can't remember what just happened fifteen minutes ago right!!*
Shouka: Ano...you got drunk.
Amiboshi: *cough* Nak's not a Goth
*Tomo: He's not? But I just saw him, and his hair was bla - I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Daaaaaaaaaa!!!! Go hang on the real Nakkie
*Tomo: Okay..................*runs off and finds Nakago*
*Tomo: Nakago! The real one! *goes down on knees*
Amiboshi: Now, propose!!
*Nakago: What is going on? *gives cold look*
Amiboshi: GO FOR IT!!!!
Amiboshi: GIVE HIM THE RING!!!
*Tomo: Propose? That's a bit early.... but okay! *takes deep breath* NakagoIgotthisringforyouandIloveyouandwillyoumarryme???*
Amiboshi: Say YES!!!!
*Nakago: Hem... let me think.... No!!!*
Amiboshi: C'mon, Nakka no baka!!!
Amiboshi: Or I'll MAKE you
*Nakago: Heh! That's a good one! Make me? *chortles evilly*
Amiboshi: *gets out flute*
*Tomo: Amiboshi.... he said no! He said no!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *starts playing flute*
Amiboshi: *begins to manipulate Nakago*
*Tomo: *wails*
*Tomo: He called me a freak!*
Amiboshi: *Nakago feels overwhelming affection for Tomo*
*Nakago: Dak! What am I doing??!! I...can't...like...him!!!*
*Tomo: Oh yes you can, oh yes you can! *prays*
Amiboshi: *Nakago's ki is manipulated* Now.... say...you'll...marry...him!!!!!
*Nakago: But.... but...Oh damn it all! I love you, Tomo-chan! I've been evil and rude to you and I hope you can forgive me!!! It would be my honor to marry you!*
Amiboshi: YES!!!!! *does victory dance*
*Tomo: YES!!!!!!!!!!! I love you too, Nakago-sama! Forever and ever!!!!*
Amiboshi: *continues to play, placing more ki manipulation into "Here Comes the Bride"
*Tomo: THANK you, Amiboshi!!!! *huggles both at the same time*
*Tomo: Er.... should I wear a dress???*
Amiboshi: Nah....just paint your face all white
Amiboshi: Lose the makeup
Amiboshi: Get a tux
*Tomo: Tux??? Makeup??! But I haven't taken off my makeup to anyone in years!!*
Amiboshi: -_- Do it. I know what I'm talking about
*Nakago: *starts wiping off Tomo's makeup* Hey! You're gorgeous!!!!*
*Tomo: *tries to cover up face*
Amiboshi: I mean, I successfully got otouto and Yui together
Amiboshi: Trust me
*Tomo: *blinks* Okay.....*takes hands away from face*
Amiboshi: There
*Tomo: Now for the tux.........what's a tux???*
*Nakago: *hastily gives Tomo one* This is!!*
Amiboshi: Um.... Shouka, a little help
Amiboshi: Oh, there, Nak did it
*Nakago: Shouka, Amiboshi, everybody look away! He's changing! *glares* *stands in front of Tomo protectively*
Amiboshi: *cough* I ain't looking
*Tomo: Good! *flails*
*Nakago: Er.... let me...help you - you obviously haven't worn one of these before...*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Nakago: Ahhh, Tomo...that would be the sleeve, not the pant leg opening*
Amiboshi: *cough* The boy needs help
*Nakago: Shouka...help! But don't look!!!*
Shouka: How??????
Amiboshi: Has he ever worn anything besides that freaky Chinese thing anyway?
Shouka: *tries to help without looking*
*Nakago: I don't think so...*blinks* Alright, Shouka you can look so you can help, but only for a second*
Amiboshi: Shouka.... consider yourself lucky
Amiboshi: Not many girls get to help their guys put on a tux
Shouka: *helps put Tomo's tux on right, then looks away respectively*
Amiboshi: Hah
*Nakago: Thank you. I would have killed you if you'd kept your eyes on him for any longer*
Shouka: yeah....
Shouka: i know:)
Shouka: That's why I did that quickly...I'm not stupid!!
Amiboshi: Angel Shouka
*Tomo: Okay.... now what??? I've never gotten married before!*
*Nakago: I should hope not!!*
Amiboshi: Soooo, we get Chiri!!!
Amiboshi: He's a priest!!!
*Chichiri: Hey, what'd you guys call me for, no da? Wha...what are they doing??*
Amiboshi: Getting married
*Chichiri: *stares at Tomo and Nakago* Getting MARRIED?! But.... but.... won't Tomo get abused, no da??? Within the week we'll be seeing signs of whip marks on him, no da!*
*Nakago: *goes wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: -_- CHIIIIIRIIIIII
Amiboshi: You better do it already!!
*Nakago: I will NOT hurt him!! Now we need to get married!!!*
*Chichiri: Alright.... but....oh, alright, no da, I'll do it....*
Amiboshi: CHIRI!!!! GET OVER THERE AND CUNDUCT THE CEREMONY
Amiboshi: BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!!
*Chichiri: *gets into silky white outfit hastily*
Amiboshi: Good, now start talking!!!
Amiboshi: Move!
Amiboshi: Or I'll get the fluuuuute
*Chichiri: Okay, I'm back...Now, repeat after me.... I'm going to skip the rest of the ceremony, cause I know that you want to be married as soon as possible...."I, Tomo, take this man, Nakago*
*Tomo: I, Tomo, take this man, Nakago*
*Chichiri: to have and to hold*
*Tomo: to have and to hold*
*Chichiri: In sickness and in health*
*Tomo: In sickness and in health*
*Chichiri: for richer, for poorer*
*Tomo: For richer, for poorer*
*Chichiri: To cherish and love*
Amiboshi: Hehehe
Amiboshi: Excellent!!
*Tomo: To cherish and love....*
Amiboshi: Good going Chiri, keep it up
*Chichiri: Alright...from this day forward...*
*Tomo: From this day forward*
*Chichiri: Till death do you part!*
*Tomo: Till death do us part!*
*Chichiri: Now, Nakago it's your tur - *
*Nakago: No!! I love him, I love him, I love him, and just say the final vows!!*
Amiboshi: Good, good
*Chichiri: All right...............Tomo, do you take Nakago as your lawfully wedded husband?*
*Tomo: I do!*
*Chichiri: And Nakag - *
*Nakago: I do! I do! I do!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Nakago: *Takes out solid gold ring and slips it on Tomo's finger*
*Tomo: *takes out platinum ring and slips it on Nakago's finger*
*Nakago: Er...I don't have a veil to pull up.....*
*Tomo:.............................*
*Chichiri: PSSST, Nakago, I think you should just go ahead and kiss him!!*
Amiboshi: Yeah, do it, before I retrieve the flute
*Nakago: You sure? Okay.........................*takes deep breath*
*Tomo: *takes deeper breath*
Amiboshi: And....KISSSSSSSS
*Nakago: *presses his lips against Tomo's, doves flutter up and the church bell rings*
Amiboshi: LAlalalalalalal!!!!
*Tomo: I love you, Nakago!!*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!! Sound the trumpets!!!! ALL RIGHT!!!!
*Nakago: I love you too, sweetheart!!!* *picks Tomo up and carries him down the aisle*
Amiboshi: Yeeeeesssss!
*Tomo: Hey! Tasuki! You're crying!*
Amiboshi: WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Blackmail video!!!
*Tasuki: Ahhh, get off it...I just got somethin in my eye *sniffles*
Amiboshi: Heh
Amiboshi: Yeah, right
*Tasuki: Ahhh.........s**t...yeah, I guess I was cryin a little bit...*
Amiboshi: Hehe
Amiboshi: Sooo, cake?
*Chichiri: That was...weird.............I'm a monk, I'm not supposed to aid in same-sex marriages!!*
Amiboshi: Live. With. It
*Nakago: Look at that face, though!!*
Amiboshi: Yeah!
*Tomo: *blinks wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: Cute
*Nakago: See! Come now, Chichiri, see reason...I love him, he loves me!*
Amiboshi: Sooooooooooooooo, can I be godfather to the kids?
*Tomo: Sure! We'll adopt little ones....*
Amiboshi: *cough* oh yeah...I forgot about that
Shouka: Hey! I can be auntie Shouka!! *giggles*
*Tomo: Chocolate cake!!! Who made it??*
*Hotohori: *scuffs carpet*
*Hotohori: I felt rather guilty after you...broke down sobbing.*
Amiboshi: Aawwww, heika, how sweeeeet
Amiboshi: *cough* at least it wasn't Miaka
*Nakago: Hey!!!! YOU MADE HIM CRY! *jumps at Hoto-sama*
*Tomo: Hold up, it wasn't his fault!!*
*Tomo: I was kind of..............*
*Nakago: Kind of what??*
Amiboshi: Easy
Amiboshi: He thought Heika was you
*Tomo: I was...drunk.*
Amiboshi: He was upset
Amiboshi: Because he thought you didn't love him
*Nakago: I see....well, no need to get upset over that ever again - I adore you Tomo! I love you, I need you, you are my everything, and I'm sorry I've been so cruel!*
Shouka: Darn right, Nakago
Shouka: He was crying really hard
*Nakago: goes wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: Heh.... buuuuuut, a little flute power goes a long way!
*Nakago: *holds Tomo really hard*
Amiboshi: Good dog
*Nakago: Wait a minute...did you kiss him?*
*Tomo: blinks*
Amiboshi: Noooooo
Amiboshi: Course not
*Nakago: When you thought Hotohori was me, did you kiss him? Did you??*
*Tomo: I.... tried to...but I thought he was you!!*
*Tomo: I'msorryimsorryimsorry!! Pleasedonthitmepleasedonthitme!!*
*Nakago: *goes wide eyed again*
Amiboshi: What? Hit you? If he does that...
*Nakago: Okay....I think it's time to have a talk*
Amiboshi: Yaaaah
*Nakago: *sits down with Tomo in his lap*
*Nakago: Now...what makes you think I'd hit you??*
Amiboshi: um...ASHITARE!!!!
*Tomo: You hit me all the time before*
*Nakago: Yes, but...now I love you! I was just being...idiotic*
Amiboshi: You were being Seiryuu-manipulated
*Tomo: You're never going to hit me again??? Ever??? You used to like kicking me...*
*Nakago: NEVER again! Evereverever!!!*
Amiboshi: GOOD GODS I HOPE NOT!!!
*Nakago: That was wrong of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise I'll never hurt you that way again, or.... or...I'll turn myself in for abuse!!!*
Amiboshi: Good dog!!
*Hotohori: And I'll ram a sword through your gut*
Amiboshi: YAAAAY...oy.... nothing
*Tasuki: And I'll burn yer sorry abusing **s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *mad coughing fit* And I'll manipulate your ki
*Nakago: I'm sorry *kisses Tomo on the forehead*
Amiboshi: Good dog
Amiboshi: Have a treat
*Nakago: And I'm sorry for licking Tamahome's face........that had nothing to do with love or anything like that! I love YOU!!*
Amiboshi: Exactly. That was just a surprise tactic
*Hotohori: Nakago, maybe we should give you a second set of vows to take....*
*Nakago: *fiddles nervously* Okay
Amiboshi: Heh
*Hotohori: Repeat after me...."I will never hit, slap, kick or otherwise hurt Tomo, my husband*
Amiboshi: So Nakkie's the wife?
*Nakago: I'll never hit, s-slap *cringe*, or otherwise hurt Tomo, my husband*
Amiboshi: You forgot kick
Nakago: Or kick! I'll never kick him, ever everever!!!*
Amiboshi: Gooooood
*Hotohori: In same sex marriages they are both considered husbands......although seeing as Tomo cries so much, I think he'll end up playing the role of a wife*
Amiboshi: Hah
*Hotohori: Alright...now the next part.... repeat after me - "I will never rape or otherwise sexually abuse Tomo*
Amiboshi: WHAT?
*Nakago: I will.... never rape or otherwise sexually abuse Tomo, cause I love him and that's evil and creepy and mean!!*
Amiboshi: GOOD DOG!!
*Hotohori: Close enough...now, say it after me - " I will never say terribly cruel things to Tomo that make him cry for hours on end, like I usually do*
*Nakago: I will never say terribly cruel things to Tomo and make him cry for hours on end, like...like...I usually do....*
Amiboshi: Hahahaha
*Hotohori: And I'll never humiliate Tomo or call him anything bad, like the way soooome people do*
Amiboshi: Ohhh
*Nakago: No! I would never be like that...that man is so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Say it already
*Nakago: Why would I want to call Tomo anything like "slut?" That's just terrible! Oh all right.... I'll never humiliate Tomo or call him anything bad, like the way sooooome people do*
Amiboshi: Goooood doggie
*Hotohori: Good....now, time for your seconds vows, Tomo*
Amiboshi: Yess, speak
*Hotohori: I, Tomo, will never torture people for fun anymore or take pleasure because of other people's pain*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaaay
*Tomo: I, Tomo, will never torture people for fun anymore or take pleasure because of other people's pain*
*Hotohori: You will also apologize to Amiboshi this very instant for causing him and his brother such pain and grief.... *
Amiboshi: WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!
*Tomo: Okay - Amiboshi, I
Amiboshi: Yeeeeess?
*Tomo: I...................I'm sorry!!!
Amiboshi: *glomp* no prob
Amiboshi: Sorry for breaking your shell
*Tomo: That's okay *hugs back* And thank you for helping with the wedding!!!! You made me so happy, Amiboshi!!!!!
Amiboshi: No problem whatsoever!!!!
Amiboshi: You deserve some happiness
Amiboshi: As does everyone
*Tomo: Ahhh...thanks!! You're right, everyone deserves some happiness.... which is why I brought Ashitare along!!*
*Nakago 0_0*
Amiboshi: Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Amiboshi: I'm not marrying wolf man
Amiboshi: No matter WHAT
*Tomo: If you don't apologize to that...er...wolf-thing...I'll divorce you, Nakago!*
*Tomo: You need to forget your old wicked ways completely, Nakago!*
Amiboshi: Yeah, you do that
Amiboshi: Just no pairing
Amiboshi: I'm too young to marry
*Nakago: I...I...*turns to face Ashitare* I'm...sorry. I guess I should have cared a little bit more about everyone, including you.*
Amiboshi: *cough* darn right you should have!!!
*Ashitare: Runs away happy*
*Tomo: Thank you, Nakago!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Good doggies
Amiboshi: Be happy
Amiboshi: Don't eat me
Amiboshi: Or my flute
*Tomo: Hey, we forgot about Shouka! Shouka, thankies for helping with the wedding!!!!*
Shouka: *sniffle*
Shouka: *goes into hysterics*
Amiboshi: Yes?
Shouka: YOU'RE BOTH SO CUTE!!!!
Amiboshi: Awww, thanks~
Amiboshi: :-D
*Tomo: But.... where do we go now??*
*Nakago: The Bahamas*
*Tomo: *gasp* Na...nani??*
Amiboshi: Exactly
*Nakago: Yes, what the flute-player said...I booked us a trip on a cruise for a few days from now...for our honeymoon!!!!*
*Tomo: But...I get seasick!!*
*Nakago.... er...
*Nakago: That's okay*
Amiboshi: I can manipulate my ki to cure your seasickness...
*Nakago: I doubt you'll be out of our bedroom much, Tomo sweetie! ;)*
*Tomo: Ano...let's wait...*
*Nakago: WHAT?! You have to be kidding me!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *cough*
*Nakago: WE'RE MARRIED!!!*
*Hotohori: *draws sword* Remember those vows....*
Amiboshi: Well, Ryuuen and Sai didn't want that kind of a relation ship right off either
Amiboshi: Right heika?
*Hotohori: Right.................................If he isn't willing, there's nothing you can do, Nakago!!! Understand??!!*
Amiboshi: Precisely
*Nakago: *cringes* Awright, awright....................................................................I'll try.........to hold back*
*Hotohori: No, you WILL. No if's and's or but's about it. Keep your hands off him until he wants *Tomo: *squirms* Guys....
*Tomo: I think we're embarrassing Chichiri*
*Chichiri: O_o*
Shouka: :)
Shouka: I feel so HAPPY for them.....Tomo-chan especially
Amiboshi: Yes
*Tomo: Yeah, I feel happy too! *pushes Nakago away from his neck* Calm down, will you?!* Don't disgust Chichiri anymore than he is...*
*Chichiri: *faints*
Amiboshi: Hah!!!!!
*Nakago: My, he is a bit...squeamish.... *
Amiboshi: Heheh
*Tomo: *pokes monk with his toe* Are you alright??*
*Chichiri: *twitches*
Amiboshi: *Amiboshi bursts into a fit of insane laughter*
Amiboshi: *suddenly solemn* I have no one
*Chichiri: Oh...I had this horrible nightmare...where Nakago and Tomo got married!*
Shouka: Ahhh!!!!! Amiboshi, don't feel sad!!!!!
*Tomo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Hotohori, Nakago, we must cheer him up!!! Hotohori, do the dance!!*
*Hotohori: NO!*
*Tomo: yes!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Um...no
Amiboshi: Thanks, but that won't help.
*Hotohori: Fine...*shuffles feet* Wait! I don't have do it cause that won't help! *sticks tongue out at Tomo*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Tomo: Ahh...we have to make him happy somehow!*
*Tomo: How can we make you cheerful?!*
Amiboshi: Well, I'm even more unhappy that i have to leave now
Shouka: *sobs*
Amiboshi: Haiiiii
*Tomo, Hotohori, Shouka, Nakago, and half-awake Chiri: JA!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Jaaaaaaa!!! *takes his leave*
TBC...maybe
And we'll maybe continue the adventures...if you review!! Should Amiboshi be made happy? Does he deserve a love of his own? Find out!! REVIEWWWWW!!!!!!!
KoKourin
Note: We were people. Fic made from conversation between Shouka and myself. I did Amiboshi, she did...everyone else.... it starts about halfway through the conversation. When we actually started being the people.
A Scary Day in Computer Konan....
*Hotohori: Allright.......................HEY!!!!!!*
*Tomo: *latches self onto Hoto-sama's shirt*
*Tomo: Nakago! You dyed your hair black....*
Amiboshi: What now?
*Tomo: I LOVE IT!!!!! *
Amiboshi: Gaaaaaaaaaah
*Hotohori: Anooo...I've got a sword, Tomo, and I'm not afraid to use it!!*
*Tomo: You wouldn't cut me up, would you Nakago??*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaaay
*Hotohori: Only if you did something...unacceptable*
Amiboshi: As in.....
*Hotohori: *thinks to self *ignorehimhangingonmylegignorehimhangingonmyleg*
*Tomo: *grovels*
Amiboshi: Gods
*Hotohori: YES! *nods frantically* If I pray, Suzaku might be merciful and get this fiend off me! *starts chanting*
*Tomo: I'LL pray too, Nakago!*
Amiboshi: Hehhe
*Tomo: Oh mighty Gods, PLEASE keep Nakago here safe and sound...and beautiful...like always! Help him remember that I love him even if he does go for that darker, Gothy look with his hair!*
Amiboshi: Hahah!!!!!
*Hotohori: Dear Suzaku, please help! Get this drunken thing away from me!!! It's seriously C-R-E-E-P-I-N-G-M-E-O-U-T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: Yaha~~~~
*Tomo: *tries to kiss "Nakago-sama" on the cheek*
*Hotohori: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *swerves away*
Amiboshi: Heika.... run
*Hotohori: I agree! *dashes madly out the door*
Amiboshi: Byeeeee
*Tomo: Ahhhh...............Nakago hates me! *breaks down and cries*
*Tomo: HE HATES ME! HE HATES ME!!!*
Amiboshi: Tomo...don't cry
*Tomo: *sniffle* But...he doesn't like me at all!! Why can't he be nice even a - little - bit??*
Amiboshi: Well, Shouka likes you
Amiboshi: Or maybe that's not a good thing
*Tomo: She does??*
*Tomo: I still want Nakago, though!!*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Tomo: *goes into hysterics*
Amiboshi: So go out and get him
*Tomo: I've already thrown myself at him once! He's not going to listen now, just like he didn't listen then!*
Amiboshi: Ano...that was Heika
*Tomo: why...*sniffle* Doesn't anyone like me?? And of course he's heika...*
*Tomo: He's my king for all eternity!*
Amiboshi: Nonono, Suzaku seishi Hotohori
*Tomo: Hotohori? That can't be.... I don't like Hotohori!!!*
*Tomo: wait............*
*Tomo: I'm getting old! I can't remember what just happened fifteen minutes ago right!!*
Shouka: Ano...you got drunk.
Amiboshi: *cough* Nak's not a Goth
*Tomo: He's not? But I just saw him, and his hair was bla - I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Daaaaaaaaaa!!!! Go hang on the real Nakkie
*Tomo: Okay..................*runs off and finds Nakago*
*Tomo: Nakago! The real one! *goes down on knees*
Amiboshi: Now, propose!!
*Nakago: What is going on? *gives cold look*
Amiboshi: GO FOR IT!!!!
Amiboshi: GIVE HIM THE RING!!!
*Tomo: Propose? That's a bit early.... but okay! *takes deep breath* NakagoIgotthisringforyouandIloveyouandwillyoumarryme???*
Amiboshi: Say YES!!!!
*Nakago: Hem... let me think.... No!!!*
Amiboshi: C'mon, Nakka no baka!!!
Amiboshi: Or I'll MAKE you
*Nakago: Heh! That's a good one! Make me? *chortles evilly*
Amiboshi: *gets out flute*
*Tomo: Amiboshi.... he said no! He said no!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *starts playing flute*
Amiboshi: *begins to manipulate Nakago*
*Tomo: *wails*
*Tomo: He called me a freak!*
Amiboshi: *Nakago feels overwhelming affection for Tomo*
*Nakago: Dak! What am I doing??!! I...can't...like...him!!!*
*Tomo: Oh yes you can, oh yes you can! *prays*
Amiboshi: *Nakago's ki is manipulated* Now.... say...you'll...marry...him!!!!!
*Nakago: But.... but...Oh damn it all! I love you, Tomo-chan! I've been evil and rude to you and I hope you can forgive me!!! It would be my honor to marry you!*
Amiboshi: YES!!!!! *does victory dance*
*Tomo: YES!!!!!!!!!!! I love you too, Nakago-sama! Forever and ever!!!!*
Amiboshi: *continues to play, placing more ki manipulation into "Here Comes the Bride"
*Tomo: THANK you, Amiboshi!!!! *huggles both at the same time*
*Tomo: Er.... should I wear a dress???*
Amiboshi: Nah....just paint your face all white
Amiboshi: Lose the makeup
Amiboshi: Get a tux
*Tomo: Tux??? Makeup??! But I haven't taken off my makeup to anyone in years!!*
Amiboshi: -_- Do it. I know what I'm talking about
*Nakago: *starts wiping off Tomo's makeup* Hey! You're gorgeous!!!!*
*Tomo: *tries to cover up face*
Amiboshi: I mean, I successfully got otouto and Yui together
Amiboshi: Trust me
*Tomo: *blinks* Okay.....*takes hands away from face*
Amiboshi: There
*Tomo: Now for the tux.........what's a tux???*
*Nakago: *hastily gives Tomo one* This is!!*
Amiboshi: Um.... Shouka, a little help
Amiboshi: Oh, there, Nak did it
*Nakago: Shouka, Amiboshi, everybody look away! He's changing! *glares* *stands in front of Tomo protectively*
Amiboshi: *cough* I ain't looking
*Tomo: Good! *flails*
*Nakago: Er.... let me...help you - you obviously haven't worn one of these before...*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Nakago: Ahhh, Tomo...that would be the sleeve, not the pant leg opening*
Amiboshi: *cough* The boy needs help
*Nakago: Shouka...help! But don't look!!!*
Shouka: How??????
Amiboshi: Has he ever worn anything besides that freaky Chinese thing anyway?
Shouka: *tries to help without looking*
*Nakago: I don't think so...*blinks* Alright, Shouka you can look so you can help, but only for a second*
Amiboshi: Shouka.... consider yourself lucky
Amiboshi: Not many girls get to help their guys put on a tux
Shouka: *helps put Tomo's tux on right, then looks away respectively*
Amiboshi: Hah
*Nakago: Thank you. I would have killed you if you'd kept your eyes on him for any longer*
Shouka: yeah....
Shouka: i know:)
Shouka: That's why I did that quickly...I'm not stupid!!
Amiboshi: Angel Shouka
*Tomo: Okay.... now what??? I've never gotten married before!*
*Nakago: I should hope not!!*
Amiboshi: Soooo, we get Chiri!!!
Amiboshi: He's a priest!!!
*Chichiri: Hey, what'd you guys call me for, no da? Wha...what are they doing??*
Amiboshi: Getting married
*Chichiri: *stares at Tomo and Nakago* Getting MARRIED?! But.... but.... won't Tomo get abused, no da??? Within the week we'll be seeing signs of whip marks on him, no da!*
*Nakago: *goes wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: -_- CHIIIIIRIIIIII
Amiboshi: You better do it already!!
*Nakago: I will NOT hurt him!! Now we need to get married!!!*
*Chichiri: Alright.... but....oh, alright, no da, I'll do it....*
Amiboshi: CHIRI!!!! GET OVER THERE AND CUNDUCT THE CEREMONY
Amiboshi: BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!!
*Chichiri: *gets into silky white outfit hastily*
Amiboshi: Good, now start talking!!!
Amiboshi: Move!
Amiboshi: Or I'll get the fluuuuute
*Chichiri: Okay, I'm back...Now, repeat after me.... I'm going to skip the rest of the ceremony, cause I know that you want to be married as soon as possible...."I, Tomo, take this man, Nakago*
*Tomo: I, Tomo, take this man, Nakago*
*Chichiri: to have and to hold*
*Tomo: to have and to hold*
*Chichiri: In sickness and in health*
*Tomo: In sickness and in health*
*Chichiri: for richer, for poorer*
*Tomo: For richer, for poorer*
*Chichiri: To cherish and love*
Amiboshi: Hehehe
Amiboshi: Excellent!!
*Tomo: To cherish and love....*
Amiboshi: Good going Chiri, keep it up
*Chichiri: Alright...from this day forward...*
*Tomo: From this day forward*
*Chichiri: Till death do you part!*
*Tomo: Till death do us part!*
*Chichiri: Now, Nakago it's your tur - *
*Nakago: No!! I love him, I love him, I love him, and just say the final vows!!*
Amiboshi: Good, good
*Chichiri: All right...............Tomo, do you take Nakago as your lawfully wedded husband?*
*Tomo: I do!*
*Chichiri: And Nakag - *
*Nakago: I do! I do! I do!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Nakago: *Takes out solid gold ring and slips it on Tomo's finger*
*Tomo: *takes out platinum ring and slips it on Nakago's finger*
*Nakago: Er...I don't have a veil to pull up.....*
*Tomo:.............................*
*Chichiri: PSSST, Nakago, I think you should just go ahead and kiss him!!*
Amiboshi: Yeah, do it, before I retrieve the flute
*Nakago: You sure? Okay.........................*takes deep breath*
*Tomo: *takes deeper breath*
Amiboshi: And....KISSSSSSSS
*Nakago: *presses his lips against Tomo's, doves flutter up and the church bell rings*
Amiboshi: LAlalalalalalal!!!!
*Tomo: I love you, Nakago!!*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!! Sound the trumpets!!!! ALL RIGHT!!!!
*Nakago: I love you too, sweetheart!!!* *picks Tomo up and carries him down the aisle*
Amiboshi: Yeeeeesssss!
*Tomo: Hey! Tasuki! You're crying!*
Amiboshi: WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Blackmail video!!!
*Tasuki: Ahhh, get off it...I just got somethin in my eye *sniffles*
Amiboshi: Heh
Amiboshi: Yeah, right
*Tasuki: Ahhh.........s**t...yeah, I guess I was cryin a little bit...*
Amiboshi: Hehe
Amiboshi: Sooo, cake?
*Chichiri: That was...weird.............I'm a monk, I'm not supposed to aid in same-sex marriages!!*
Amiboshi: Live. With. It
*Nakago: Look at that face, though!!*
Amiboshi: Yeah!
*Tomo: *blinks wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: Cute
*Nakago: See! Come now, Chichiri, see reason...I love him, he loves me!*
Amiboshi: Sooooooooooooooo, can I be godfather to the kids?
*Tomo: Sure! We'll adopt little ones....*
Amiboshi: *cough* oh yeah...I forgot about that
Shouka: Hey! I can be auntie Shouka!! *giggles*
*Tomo: Chocolate cake!!! Who made it??*
*Hotohori: *scuffs carpet*
*Hotohori: I felt rather guilty after you...broke down sobbing.*
Amiboshi: Aawwww, heika, how sweeeeet
Amiboshi: *cough* at least it wasn't Miaka
*Nakago: Hey!!!! YOU MADE HIM CRY! *jumps at Hoto-sama*
*Tomo: Hold up, it wasn't his fault!!*
*Tomo: I was kind of..............*
*Nakago: Kind of what??*
Amiboshi: Easy
Amiboshi: He thought Heika was you
*Tomo: I was...drunk.*
Amiboshi: He was upset
Amiboshi: Because he thought you didn't love him
*Nakago: I see....well, no need to get upset over that ever again - I adore you Tomo! I love you, I need you, you are my everything, and I'm sorry I've been so cruel!*
Shouka: Darn right, Nakago
Shouka: He was crying really hard
*Nakago: goes wide-eyed*
Amiboshi: Heh.... buuuuuut, a little flute power goes a long way!
*Nakago: *holds Tomo really hard*
Amiboshi: Good dog
*Nakago: Wait a minute...did you kiss him?*
*Tomo: blinks*
Amiboshi: Noooooo
Amiboshi: Course not
*Nakago: When you thought Hotohori was me, did you kiss him? Did you??*
*Tomo: I.... tried to...but I thought he was you!!*
*Tomo: I'msorryimsorryimsorry!! Pleasedonthitmepleasedonthitme!!*
*Nakago: *goes wide eyed again*
Amiboshi: What? Hit you? If he does that...
*Nakago: Okay....I think it's time to have a talk*
Amiboshi: Yaaaah
*Nakago: *sits down with Tomo in his lap*
*Nakago: Now...what makes you think I'd hit you??*
Amiboshi: um...ASHITARE!!!!
*Tomo: You hit me all the time before*
*Nakago: Yes, but...now I love you! I was just being...idiotic*
Amiboshi: You were being Seiryuu-manipulated
*Tomo: You're never going to hit me again??? Ever??? You used to like kicking me...*
*Nakago: NEVER again! Evereverever!!!*
Amiboshi: GOOD GODS I HOPE NOT!!!
*Nakago: That was wrong of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I promise I'll never hurt you that way again, or.... or...I'll turn myself in for abuse!!!*
Amiboshi: Good dog!!
*Hotohori: And I'll ram a sword through your gut*
Amiboshi: YAAAAY...oy.... nothing
*Tasuki: And I'll burn yer sorry abusing **s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *mad coughing fit* And I'll manipulate your ki
*Nakago: I'm sorry *kisses Tomo on the forehead*
Amiboshi: Good dog
Amiboshi: Have a treat
*Nakago: And I'm sorry for licking Tamahome's face........that had nothing to do with love or anything like that! I love YOU!!*
Amiboshi: Exactly. That was just a surprise tactic
*Hotohori: Nakago, maybe we should give you a second set of vows to take....*
*Nakago: *fiddles nervously* Okay
Amiboshi: Heh
*Hotohori: Repeat after me...."I will never hit, slap, kick or otherwise hurt Tomo, my husband*
Amiboshi: So Nakkie's the wife?
*Nakago: I'll never hit, s-slap *cringe*, or otherwise hurt Tomo, my husband*
Amiboshi: You forgot kick
Nakago: Or kick! I'll never kick him, ever everever!!!*
Amiboshi: Gooooood
*Hotohori: In same sex marriages they are both considered husbands......although seeing as Tomo cries so much, I think he'll end up playing the role of a wife*
Amiboshi: Hah
*Hotohori: Alright...now the next part.... repeat after me - "I will never rape or otherwise sexually abuse Tomo*
Amiboshi: WHAT?
*Nakago: I will.... never rape or otherwise sexually abuse Tomo, cause I love him and that's evil and creepy and mean!!*
Amiboshi: GOOD DOG!!
*Hotohori: Close enough...now, say it after me - " I will never say terribly cruel things to Tomo that make him cry for hours on end, like I usually do*
*Nakago: I will never say terribly cruel things to Tomo and make him cry for hours on end, like...like...I usually do....*
Amiboshi: Hahahaha
*Hotohori: And I'll never humiliate Tomo or call him anything bad, like the way soooome people do*
Amiboshi: Ohhh
*Nakago: No! I would never be like that...that man is so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Say it already
*Nakago: Why would I want to call Tomo anything like "slut?" That's just terrible! Oh all right.... I'll never humiliate Tomo or call him anything bad, like the way sooooome people do*
Amiboshi: Goooood doggie
*Hotohori: Good....now, time for your seconds vows, Tomo*
Amiboshi: Yess, speak
*Hotohori: I, Tomo, will never torture people for fun anymore or take pleasure because of other people's pain*
Amiboshi: Yaaaaaaaaay
*Tomo: I, Tomo, will never torture people for fun anymore or take pleasure because of other people's pain*
*Hotohori: You will also apologize to Amiboshi this very instant for causing him and his brother such pain and grief.... *
Amiboshi: WHOOOOHOOOO!!!!
*Tomo: Okay - Amiboshi, I
Amiboshi: Yeeeeess?
*Tomo: I...................I'm sorry!!!
Amiboshi: *glomp* no prob
Amiboshi: Sorry for breaking your shell
*Tomo: That's okay *hugs back* And thank you for helping with the wedding!!!! You made me so happy, Amiboshi!!!!!
Amiboshi: No problem whatsoever!!!!
Amiboshi: You deserve some happiness
Amiboshi: As does everyone
*Tomo: Ahhh...thanks!! You're right, everyone deserves some happiness.... which is why I brought Ashitare along!!*
*Nakago 0_0*
Amiboshi: Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Amiboshi: I'm not marrying wolf man
Amiboshi: No matter WHAT
*Tomo: If you don't apologize to that...er...wolf-thing...I'll divorce you, Nakago!*
*Tomo: You need to forget your old wicked ways completely, Nakago!*
Amiboshi: Yeah, you do that
Amiboshi: Just no pairing
Amiboshi: I'm too young to marry
*Nakago: I...I...*turns to face Ashitare* I'm...sorry. I guess I should have cared a little bit more about everyone, including you.*
Amiboshi: *cough* darn right you should have!!!
*Ashitare: Runs away happy*
*Tomo: Thank you, Nakago!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Good doggies
Amiboshi: Be happy
Amiboshi: Don't eat me
Amiboshi: Or my flute
*Tomo: Hey, we forgot about Shouka! Shouka, thankies for helping with the wedding!!!!*
Shouka: *sniffle*
Shouka: *goes into hysterics*
Amiboshi: Yes?
Shouka: YOU'RE BOTH SO CUTE!!!!
Amiboshi: Awww, thanks~
Amiboshi: :-D
*Tomo: But.... where do we go now??*
*Nakago: The Bahamas*
*Tomo: *gasp* Na...nani??*
Amiboshi: Exactly
*Nakago: Yes, what the flute-player said...I booked us a trip on a cruise for a few days from now...for our honeymoon!!!!*
*Tomo: But...I get seasick!!*
*Nakago.... er...
*Nakago: That's okay*
Amiboshi: I can manipulate my ki to cure your seasickness...
*Nakago: I doubt you'll be out of our bedroom much, Tomo sweetie! ;)*
*Tomo: Ano...let's wait...*
*Nakago: WHAT?! You have to be kidding me!!!!!*
Amiboshi: *cough*
*Nakago: WE'RE MARRIED!!!*
*Hotohori: *draws sword* Remember those vows....*
Amiboshi: Well, Ryuuen and Sai didn't want that kind of a relation ship right off either
Amiboshi: Right heika?
*Hotohori: Right.................................If he isn't willing, there's nothing you can do, Nakago!!! Understand??!!*
Amiboshi: Precisely
*Nakago: *cringes* Awright, awright....................................................................I'll try.........to hold back*
*Hotohori: No, you WILL. No if's and's or but's about it. Keep your hands off him until he wants *Tomo: *squirms* Guys....
*Tomo: I think we're embarrassing Chichiri*
*Chichiri: O_o*
Shouka: :)
Shouka: I feel so HAPPY for them.....Tomo-chan especially
Amiboshi: Yes
*Tomo: Yeah, I feel happy too! *pushes Nakago away from his neck* Calm down, will you?!* Don't disgust Chichiri anymore than he is...*
*Chichiri: *faints*
Amiboshi: Hah!!!!!
*Nakago: My, he is a bit...squeamish.... *
Amiboshi: Heheh
*Tomo: *pokes monk with his toe* Are you alright??*
*Chichiri: *twitches*
Amiboshi: *Amiboshi bursts into a fit of insane laughter*
Amiboshi: *suddenly solemn* I have no one
*Chichiri: Oh...I had this horrible nightmare...where Nakago and Tomo got married!*
Shouka: Ahhh!!!!! Amiboshi, don't feel sad!!!!!
*Tomo: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Hotohori, Nakago, we must cheer him up!!! Hotohori, do the dance!!*
*Hotohori: NO!*
*Tomo: yes!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Um...no
Amiboshi: Thanks, but that won't help.
*Hotohori: Fine...*shuffles feet* Wait! I don't have do it cause that won't help! *sticks tongue out at Tomo*
Amiboshi: Heh
*Tomo: Ahh...we have to make him happy somehow!*
*Tomo: How can we make you cheerful?!*
Amiboshi: Well, I'm even more unhappy that i have to leave now
Shouka: *sobs*
Amiboshi: Haiiiii
*Tomo, Hotohori, Shouka, Nakago, and half-awake Chiri: JA!!!!!!!!!*
Amiboshi: Jaaaaaaa!!! *takes his leave*
TBC...maybe
And we'll maybe continue the adventures...if you review!! Should Amiboshi be made happy? Does he deserve a love of his own? Find out!! REVIEWWWWW!!!!!!!
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