Chapter two is up! Can Amiboshi find love? Will KoKourin's computer time limits stop the ceremony? Once again, we own no one.
Another Scary Day in Computer Konan
Shouka: Ami-chan, are you still sad???? *blinks*
Shouka: Please don't be!!! I hate it when people are depressed.... I get more depressed than they do usually -_-
Shouka: I notice that I'm talking to myself
Shouka: -_-
Amiboshi: well, I'm not exactly ecstatic.... I'm lonely
Shouka: Aawwwwwwwwww! Well, that is simply unacceptable!
Shouka: Would it help.....
Shouka: If Korin told you she loves you????
Amiboshi: What?
Shouka: Well.... you ARE her one and only bishi
Amiboshi: Who is this Korin? Would that be the girl who calls me her invisible chibi?
Shouka: Guess that's the one:)
Shouka: There must be SOME way to cheer you up!
Shouka: Right??!!
Amiboshi: ...yikes...
Shouka: Not yikes! *paces frantically* YOU! *points accusingly*
Amiboshi: *cowers*
Shouka: YOU NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY!!!!!
Shouka: Happy, I tell you!
Shouka: *points again*
Amiboshi: Iunno!!! I want to be loved!!
Amiboshi: Otouto and I are fighting
Shouka: Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor BABY! *huggles* What's it over??
Shouka: *sits Ami down on a bed*
Amiboshi: I'm a pacifist. He's not
Amiboshi: Obvious complications
Shouka: *sits down with notepad*
Shouka: I seeeeeeeeeeeeee................
Shouka: And is there any way that you can talk to him about this little problem of yours?
Amiboshi: He wants to kill Yuiren. Obviously, I don't want him too
Amiboshi: Sooo, I'm trying to make him not want to
Amiboshi: But he won't listen
Shouka: *scribbles* intttteeerrrrrreeesssttttiiinnnggggg...............keep going
Amiboshi: So I've resorted to threats
Shouka: That is not good
Shouka: Not good at all
Amiboshi: I'm trying to get him and Yui to break up
Shouka: *scratches head*
Amiboshi: It'll only end in tears after all
Amiboshi: She's a miko, and he's seishi
Shouka: *nods* Well, I'm just guessing, but I think...
Shouka: That maybe you should bring your brother here
Shouka: So that we can work this out
Shouka: *scribbles some more*
Shouka: This is a very odd case in deed
Amiboshi: He's not here right now
Shouka: Hmmm, that's not good either...well, I really think that you ought to try not threatening him for awhile
Shouka: And I know it'll be hard
Shouka: But..............................................I'm sure he feels threatened
Shouka: His own twin...
Shouka: Threatening him
Amiboshi: I need something
Amiboshi: How can I show him that killing is wrong?
Shouka: Ultimately, the thing to show him that death is wrong would be to show him that you could be killed. To somehow impress upon him the finality of death...It would be harsh, but faking your death would show him how very wrong indeed killing is
Shouka: However
Shouka: I can understand...
Shouka: If you don't want to take such drastic and possibly emotionally painful measures
Amiboshi: Well...if it's the best thing?
Amiboshi: I mean, you're a professional, what do you think?
Amiboshi: Should I?
Shouka: -_- I hate it when my computer does that..........................................................
Shouka: And I suppose yours did too??
Shouka: Or was it only me??
Amiboshi: What? Psychiatrist-san?
Shouka: Arg! Computers...are.........devils!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: Sooo, should I?
Shouka: Fake your death? It is up to you. It would be even better if you could somehow place yourself in a situation where he feels responsible for killing you...........
Shouka: Although that might be hard to achieve
Shouka: If not impossible...
Amiboshi: But...that's what the problem is!!!
Amiboshi: He thought I was dead and attempted to kill Yuiren
Shouka: Aahhh, and the plot unfurls...............................................................(just kidding. I saw the series) Still, I think his callous disregard of death is the root of this situation
Shouka: He seems to care when you or someone else he loves passes away....
Shouka: But no one else
Amiboshi: *big sad eyes* But I love my brother too!
Amiboshi: I just don't want him to keep killing
Amiboshi: And I don't want him to be caught in the "miko situation"
Shouka: Do you think he loves you enough to stop killing??
Amiboshi: I don't knowwww *eyes fill with tears*
Shouka: And as for the "miko situation".........I'm afraid that love happens, and those who are caught in feel nothing else but the feeling of the moment
Shouka: Make it clear to him
Amiboshi: Yes?
Shouka: That by killing, he is hurting you..............put it bluntly, if you haven't' already, and see how he reacts
Amiboshi: *nodnod*
Amiboshi: Thank you, Shouka-san
Shouka: If he has any sort of affection for you (which I hope he does!) he should be at least very torn in his instincts...
Shouka: Your welcome:)
Amiboshi: But...we still haven't solved the problem of my love life
Shouka: Hmmm, your love life...now, is there any particular person that you WISH would be in love with you????
Amiboshi: *blushes* Not really
Amiboshi: I just want someone
Amiboshi: Who will deeply care for me
Shouka: *sigh* I think everyone does...at least everyone who doesn't have their soulmate already
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: Hmmmm....well, think of every girl you know
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: List them and see if there is potential
Amiboshi: Four
Shouka: *sits back and waits expectantly*
Amiboshi: Korin, Taira, Waen, you
Amiboshi: Waen is.... romantically linked to Hikitsu, if their horse-back riding sessions count for anything
Shouka: Hmm, well you certainly can't step into someone else's relationship
Shouka: As I'm sure you are already aware of:)
Amiboshi: No, I definitely don't want to ruin Waen's happiness!!
Shouka: *smiles* You're very sweet. Whoever you find will be very lucky indeed
Amiboshi: *self-conscious smile* Thanks
Shouka: Now, have you ever thought of going to a bar or diner and scoping the ladies? Talking freely, meeting people?? Maybe catching a number and trying out a stranger?
Amiboshi: *cringe* WHAT? Me?
Shouka: Yes, you
Shouka: Have some self-confidence
Shouka: You're cute enough, for one
Shouka: And girls love a guy who plays music;)
Amiboshi: but...but.... me...I'm not...I mean
Shouka: If it makes you uncomfortable, that won't do. How about a dating hotline??
Amiboshi: It's...the prospect of going out and talking to someone that makes me nervous
Shouka: Care to tell me why?
Amiboshi: I guess...I just don't feel really confident about myself
Shouka: All right, we've found the heart. Why do you not feel confident? I'm confident that you could go out and get a date, Amiboshi.
Shouka: But perhaps I was right
Shouka: When I thought that you needed
Shouka: Someone that you've already come to know and respect
Shouka: I suppose that going out and meeting strangers just isn't for everyone *mental sigh*
Amiboshi: I think you're right
Amiboshi: Actually
Shouka: well, what about the other three?? Waen you have ruled out..........and the others????
Amiboshi: Well, Taira really likes Nuriko...and otouto
Amiboshi: I wouldn't want to intrude on that
Shouka: I see...go on (and I agree, you don't want to go messing in that)
Amiboshi: Well, then there's you...and Korin
Shouka: *shrugs uncomfortably* as far as I know, Korin seems to be very affectionate towards you
Shouka: And I really want you to be happy! (more people need to be happy in this world)
Amiboshi: *eyes widen* Yes?
Amiboshi: *nods*
Shouka: Like I've said.........you ARE her only bishi...I like you so much - but............
Korin: OH MY SWEET SUZAKU!!!!
Korin: Ami-ai! You need someone?
Amiboshi: *nods*
Shouka: Oooh! Love is in the air:)
Shouka: Talk, people, talk! Don't make the psychiatrist do everything!
Amiboshi: *cowers*
Korin: *steps in front of him protectively*
Korin: Don't upset Ami-ai, please Shouka
Shouka: Korin? Ami?!
Amiboshi: Hai?
Shouka: Get a talkin!
Shouka: Talktalktalk!
Korin: We can't talk all the time!!
Shouka: Don't make the psychiatrist do ALL the work!
Korin: Quick, become a marriage counselor!
Shouka: K
Shouka: *ahem* It seems that this young man - Amiboshi, is your name?
Shouka: Well, it seems that you need a love in your life
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: Korin, are you willing to do anything about this?? *hint, hint* *nudge, nudge*
Shouka: Like........................marry? (Tomo: It's great! Ahh, common...)
Amiboshi: Korin: Moi? _Not_ do anything? Of COURSE I'd like to marry him! But, heck, I'm reaaaalllyy shy about that kinda thing
Korin: Sure I love him, but
Korin: When it comes to asking
Korin: Then I'm nervous
Korin: Really nervous
Shouka: NOW we're gettin somewhere!
*Tomo: AHEM. I'd just like to let you know that it's the best feeling in the world!!*
Shouka: *shoves Tomo aside*
Shouka: You are not part of this meeting!
Shouka: Now.........how does Amiboshi feel about this? Hmm, Amiboshi?
Amiboshi: Well, I really kinda like Korin, but
Amiboshi: I'm kinda shy too
Shouka: Awwwww, you're shy! Kawaii! *sniffle*
Shouka: *cough*
Shouka: Okay
Shouka: What you have is known as compulsive timid behavior
Shouka: Now, I believe that it is the man's duty to do the proposal itself, is it not??
Shouka: Amiboshi, you will have to decide how much you love this gal
Shouka: Especially.............
Amiboshi: *looks scared*
Shouka: Cause I can't stand to see you sad!
Shouka: *pats on the head*
Shouka: It's all right
Shouka: Come now, do you even have a ring??
Shouka: If not, we must go shopping for one!
Shouka: *evil glint in eye*
Amiboshi: *shoves hand in pocket quickly*
Amiboshi: *produces little gold band*
Shouka: Hmmmmm....let me see *takes ring carefully* beautiful
Shouka: We can only assume that she will love it
Shouka: And now...
Shouka: We have to have you practice your proposing
Shouka: Here, here's Chichiri *drags monk in*
Shouka: Practice on him
Amiboshi: *cowers yet again*
*Chichiri: Daaaa????????????????*
*Chichiri: First Tomo and that evil blond get married...*
Amiboshi: P-practice on _him_?
Shouka: YES! Get down on one knee, like so.... *bends down*
Shouka: And say it, nice and slow and sweet
Shouka: Girls love romance and melodrama
Amiboshi: Ahhhh!!
Amiboshi: I-I can't do it!!
Shouka: *clucks sympathetically*
Shouka: Here...listen
Shouka: *sucks in breath*
Amiboshi: *stares up like a duckling*
Shouka: "Korin, I've realized that over the period of our relationship, we've become more than friends...much more. I just want to you to know - well, I was hoping - would you give me the honor of marrying you?" *pulls out fake ring*
Shouka: There!
Shouka: You see?
Shouka: Now you try!
*Chichiri: mumbles*
Amiboshi: Oh my gods! *shaking* K-Korin...
Amiboshi: I've realized th-that over the period o-of our r-relationship...
Amiboshi: We've come to be more th-than just...friends
Amiboshi: Much more
Shouka: *pretends to be Korin so that Chiri doesn't get more embarrassed*
Amiboshi: *gulp*
Shouka: Yessssssssssssss???????????????
Amiboshi: I just w-want you to know, well, I was hoping, I mean
Amiboshi: WOULD YOU MARRY ME!!!
Shouka: Oh, that's so sweet! *jumps up in excitement* Your honor? It'd be mine! Of course I'll marry you!
Shouka: See~!
Shouka: It wasn't so bad, was it?
Amiboshi: *looks scared* B-but
Amiboshi: That was _you_
Shouka: Yes...........but I'm sure that Korin will be just as pleased
Shouka: I've talked to her....
Shouka: And she loves you, Ami-chan! So go out and get her!
Amiboshi: *quivers like a leaf* DON'T phrase things like that, please! *nearly sobbing*
Shouka: Fine...go track her down and move in for the kill!
Shouka: GO GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: *wince* Oh, gods please
Amiboshi: I can't believe I'm in this situation
Kouji: Pst
Shouka: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kouji: Shouka
Shouka: Yeah??
Shouka: *bends over to listen*
Kouji: Get Korin over here. She's a little less shy. Of COURSE, she's NEVER shy when it comes to beating me over the head with a tray, but anyway
Kouji: It might speed things up
Shouka: Right
Shouka: *whispers* Korin! KOOORRRRINNN!
Shouka: Get over here! *still whispering*
Korin: Hai?
Korin: I'm here
Shouka: Come, your man is frightened out of his poor little wits!!!!!!!! And by the way, good for you, teaching Kouji some manners with a tray!
Korin: Thank you
Shouka: Here, look at that scared wittle face!
Korin: Oh, gods, yes
Korin: Ami-ai...*slaps hand over mouth* darn
Shouka: Amiboshi...now!
Korin: *rolls eyes at herself*
Shouka: It's all right
Shouka: I'm here for you both! *quivers with excitement*
Amiboshi: *shaking* Ko-Korin?
Korin: I'm not KoK
Amiboshi: Damn it all! *sobs*
Shouka: Keep talking...talk, darn the both of you!
Shouka: I HATE it when people have things to say and they keep quiet!
Amiboshi: *talking really fast* Korinwillyoumarrymepleasecauseiloveyouhere'saring!
Shouka: *PSSST, Korin...if you don't say yes, I'll bury you alive! Make the cute lil twin happy!*
Korin: Um, gomen, Ami-ai, could you say that slower?
Korin: Don't you do anything to me, Shouka
Amiboshi: *Takes deeeeeeeep breath* Korin
Shouka: *prays* Please let it work out, please let it work out...*
Amiboshi: Will you marry me? I love you very much, I really do. And... I got you a ring...
Korin: Ami-ai.... I.... OF COURSE I WILL!!
Amiboshi: *slides ring onto Korin's finger*
Korin: Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods!!!
Korin: Shouka, I love you
Shouka: *grabs Ashitaka* You be the priest!!! Give Chichiri a break!
*Ashitaka: Shh, they haven't finished yet!*
Amiboshi: A-ashitaka? *stares*
*Ashitaka: Nice to meet you*
Korin: *distracts his attention by planting a kiss on his lips*
Shouka: Heee
Shouka: I love love!
Korin: Hi Ashitaka! How's the wolf and kids?
Korin: I meant wife!!!
Korin: I swear I meant wife!!
Kouji: Yeah right
*Ashitaka: Just fine. Lady Eboshi and the Gods have finally come to an agreement...*
*Ashitaka: They've set up a borderline.*
*Ashitaka: Lady Eboshi can mine, but only to a certain point*
Korin: Thank the four gods
*Ashitaka: Yes...And San and I have managed to visit each other twice this year*
Korin: Great!
Shouka: Hey! My computer did it AGAIN!!!!!!!!! And I was right in the middle of getting talked about rudely by a certain red-haired bandit *eyeballs Tasuki*!
*Ashitaka: Hmm, Excuse me, but they need to get married here..*
Shouka: Right!
Korin: *whispers* Do we _really_ need to invite her to the wedding?
Amiboshi: *whack*
Korin: I guess that's yes
Shouka: Hey!
Korin: Kidding, kidding!!!
Shouka: I'm not - that - bad, am I? *sniffles* *goes chibi*
Shouka: Okay.........
Shouka: As long as you're only kidding...
Korin: Trust me I was. I'm not _that_ unfeeling!
Kouji: YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
Korin: *pulls out flute* You're asking for it, weird-speech-boy!
Korin: Sooo, Ashitaka, you'll do the honors?
*Ashitaka: People? Tux, dress? They are supposed to be used in weddings, aren't they????*
Korin: Ah, dress, right!
Shouka: *glares* Come on, the Shouka-unit says put on the stuff, and be quicker than Tomo about it!*
Korin: *Anim-agically finds herself in a white wedding dress*
Shouka: *fluffs friend's wedding gown* Awww, how sweet! *sobs*
Korin: You know, white really isn't my colour
Korin: Sadly, red is
Kouji: WOMEN!!
Kouji: How can you do this before you get married?
Shouka: *whacks Kouji* Shut it! You don't understand! I take an hour in a dressing room at American Eagle, I can see where getting married would be an even bigger deal when it comes to clothes!!
Korin: Yeah.
Shouka: *goes all misty eyed* There! Red for you, Korin-chan. Now..............Amiboshi? Tux?
Amiboshi: *Anim-magically is wearing a tuxedo*
Korin: Oh my sweet gods in heaven
Korin: You look so darn hot in a tux it should be illegal!
Amiboshi: *bluuuuuuuuush*
Shouka: AAAAAWWW! *babies Ami* So handsome *sniffle* My little boy, all grown up and getting called hot by his future wife...
Korin: *blushing just as hard* Did I say that out loud?
Shouka: Yes dearie, I'm afraid you did. But we all do that, right Hot-sama?? *drags Hotohori over and kisses him* Right?
*Hotohori: *sigh* Whatever you say....hey, another wedding! Wonderful!*
Shouka: Now, shoo! *pushes Korin in the back with one hand and Ami with the other*
Shouka: Go say the vows!
Korin: Wonderful, right
Korin: *deep breath* well...this is it
Korin: I lose my freedom
Korin: AND I'M SO HAPPYYYYY
*Hotohori and Shouka: YES WONDERFUL! NOW GET YOUR SORRY SELVES UP THERE AND SUCK EACH OTEHR'S FACES OFF!*
Amiboshi and Korin: *blush*
Korin: Darn you Shouka
Korin: Do you always have to say that kind of thing?
Shouka: Eh?? Nani?
Amiboshi: It's rather...discomfiting
Shouka: Well, it's true...er, I guess I could have said that different.......
Shouka: Okay
Shouka: I'll try to be less embarrassing
Korin: Thanks
Shouka: NOW GO AND SNOG SENSELESS, YOU GREAT HORMONE-DRIVEN PEOPLE! Gogogogo!
Korin: Darn it all, right before the wedding!!!
Korin: My time's up
Shouka: Ahhhhh *coos softly*
Shouka: That's okay you two
Amiboshi: Can we continue the service tomorrow, Ashitaka?
Amiboshi: I'm really sorry!!
*Ashitaka: Don't be...I'll see you two tomorrow ;)*
Amiboshi: Ok!!!
Amiboshi: Be ready for a ceremony!!!
*Hotohori *around Shouka's lips* BYE!*
Amiboshi: Bye!!
Shouka: *looks up* Ja...and we'll be ready
Korin: Thank you so much Shouka
TBC...
Will this marriage work out? Obviously. Darn it all, why am I letting Korin be set up with MY bishi? *sigh* Darn, darn, darn. Well, you'll see more in the next chapter of "A Scary Day In Computer Konan". Ain't I great with titles?
KoKourin, angel of destruction
Another Scary Day in Computer Konan
Shouka: Ami-chan, are you still sad???? *blinks*
Shouka: Please don't be!!! I hate it when people are depressed.... I get more depressed than they do usually -_-
Shouka: I notice that I'm talking to myself
Shouka: -_-
Amiboshi: well, I'm not exactly ecstatic.... I'm lonely
Shouka: Aawwwwwwwwww! Well, that is simply unacceptable!
Shouka: Would it help.....
Shouka: If Korin told you she loves you????
Amiboshi: What?
Shouka: Well.... you ARE her one and only bishi
Amiboshi: Who is this Korin? Would that be the girl who calls me her invisible chibi?
Shouka: Guess that's the one:)
Shouka: There must be SOME way to cheer you up!
Shouka: Right??!!
Amiboshi: ...yikes...
Shouka: Not yikes! *paces frantically* YOU! *points accusingly*
Amiboshi: *cowers*
Shouka: YOU NEED TO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL HAPPY!!!!!
Shouka: Happy, I tell you!
Shouka: *points again*
Amiboshi: Iunno!!! I want to be loved!!
Amiboshi: Otouto and I are fighting
Shouka: Aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poor BABY! *huggles* What's it over??
Shouka: *sits Ami down on a bed*
Amiboshi: I'm a pacifist. He's not
Amiboshi: Obvious complications
Shouka: *sits down with notepad*
Shouka: I seeeeeeeeeeeeee................
Shouka: And is there any way that you can talk to him about this little problem of yours?
Amiboshi: He wants to kill Yuiren. Obviously, I don't want him too
Amiboshi: Sooo, I'm trying to make him not want to
Amiboshi: But he won't listen
Shouka: *scribbles* intttteeerrrrrreeesssttttiiinnnggggg...............keep going
Amiboshi: So I've resorted to threats
Shouka: That is not good
Shouka: Not good at all
Amiboshi: I'm trying to get him and Yui to break up
Shouka: *scratches head*
Amiboshi: It'll only end in tears after all
Amiboshi: She's a miko, and he's seishi
Shouka: *nods* Well, I'm just guessing, but I think...
Shouka: That maybe you should bring your brother here
Shouka: So that we can work this out
Shouka: *scribbles some more*
Shouka: This is a very odd case in deed
Amiboshi: He's not here right now
Shouka: Hmmm, that's not good either...well, I really think that you ought to try not threatening him for awhile
Shouka: And I know it'll be hard
Shouka: But..............................................I'm sure he feels threatened
Shouka: His own twin...
Shouka: Threatening him
Amiboshi: I need something
Amiboshi: How can I show him that killing is wrong?
Shouka: Ultimately, the thing to show him that death is wrong would be to show him that you could be killed. To somehow impress upon him the finality of death...It would be harsh, but faking your death would show him how very wrong indeed killing is
Shouka: However
Shouka: I can understand...
Shouka: If you don't want to take such drastic and possibly emotionally painful measures
Amiboshi: Well...if it's the best thing?
Amiboshi: I mean, you're a professional, what do you think?
Amiboshi: Should I?
Shouka: -_- I hate it when my computer does that..........................................................
Shouka: And I suppose yours did too??
Shouka: Or was it only me??
Amiboshi: What? Psychiatrist-san?
Shouka: Arg! Computers...are.........devils!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: Sooo, should I?
Shouka: Fake your death? It is up to you. It would be even better if you could somehow place yourself in a situation where he feels responsible for killing you...........
Shouka: Although that might be hard to achieve
Shouka: If not impossible...
Amiboshi: But...that's what the problem is!!!
Amiboshi: He thought I was dead and attempted to kill Yuiren
Shouka: Aahhh, and the plot unfurls...............................................................(just kidding. I saw the series) Still, I think his callous disregard of death is the root of this situation
Shouka: He seems to care when you or someone else he loves passes away....
Shouka: But no one else
Amiboshi: *big sad eyes* But I love my brother too!
Amiboshi: I just don't want him to keep killing
Amiboshi: And I don't want him to be caught in the "miko situation"
Shouka: Do you think he loves you enough to stop killing??
Amiboshi: I don't knowwww *eyes fill with tears*
Shouka: And as for the "miko situation".........I'm afraid that love happens, and those who are caught in feel nothing else but the feeling of the moment
Shouka: Make it clear to him
Amiboshi: Yes?
Shouka: That by killing, he is hurting you..............put it bluntly, if you haven't' already, and see how he reacts
Amiboshi: *nodnod*
Amiboshi: Thank you, Shouka-san
Shouka: If he has any sort of affection for you (which I hope he does!) he should be at least very torn in his instincts...
Shouka: Your welcome:)
Amiboshi: But...we still haven't solved the problem of my love life
Shouka: Hmmm, your love life...now, is there any particular person that you WISH would be in love with you????
Amiboshi: *blushes* Not really
Amiboshi: I just want someone
Amiboshi: Who will deeply care for me
Shouka: *sigh* I think everyone does...at least everyone who doesn't have their soulmate already
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: Hmmmm....well, think of every girl you know
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: List them and see if there is potential
Amiboshi: Four
Shouka: *sits back and waits expectantly*
Amiboshi: Korin, Taira, Waen, you
Amiboshi: Waen is.... romantically linked to Hikitsu, if their horse-back riding sessions count for anything
Shouka: Hmm, well you certainly can't step into someone else's relationship
Shouka: As I'm sure you are already aware of:)
Amiboshi: No, I definitely don't want to ruin Waen's happiness!!
Shouka: *smiles* You're very sweet. Whoever you find will be very lucky indeed
Amiboshi: *self-conscious smile* Thanks
Shouka: Now, have you ever thought of going to a bar or diner and scoping the ladies? Talking freely, meeting people?? Maybe catching a number and trying out a stranger?
Amiboshi: *cringe* WHAT? Me?
Shouka: Yes, you
Shouka: Have some self-confidence
Shouka: You're cute enough, for one
Shouka: And girls love a guy who plays music;)
Amiboshi: but...but.... me...I'm not...I mean
Shouka: If it makes you uncomfortable, that won't do. How about a dating hotline??
Amiboshi: It's...the prospect of going out and talking to someone that makes me nervous
Shouka: Care to tell me why?
Amiboshi: I guess...I just don't feel really confident about myself
Shouka: All right, we've found the heart. Why do you not feel confident? I'm confident that you could go out and get a date, Amiboshi.
Shouka: But perhaps I was right
Shouka: When I thought that you needed
Shouka: Someone that you've already come to know and respect
Shouka: I suppose that going out and meeting strangers just isn't for everyone *mental sigh*
Amiboshi: I think you're right
Amiboshi: Actually
Shouka: well, what about the other three?? Waen you have ruled out..........and the others????
Amiboshi: Well, Taira really likes Nuriko...and otouto
Amiboshi: I wouldn't want to intrude on that
Shouka: I see...go on (and I agree, you don't want to go messing in that)
Amiboshi: Well, then there's you...and Korin
Shouka: *shrugs uncomfortably* as far as I know, Korin seems to be very affectionate towards you
Shouka: And I really want you to be happy! (more people need to be happy in this world)
Amiboshi: *eyes widen* Yes?
Amiboshi: *nods*
Shouka: Like I've said.........you ARE her only bishi...I like you so much - but............
Korin: OH MY SWEET SUZAKU!!!!
Korin: Ami-ai! You need someone?
Amiboshi: *nods*
Shouka: Oooh! Love is in the air:)
Shouka: Talk, people, talk! Don't make the psychiatrist do everything!
Amiboshi: *cowers*
Korin: *steps in front of him protectively*
Korin: Don't upset Ami-ai, please Shouka
Shouka: Korin? Ami?!
Amiboshi: Hai?
Shouka: Get a talkin!
Shouka: Talktalktalk!
Korin: We can't talk all the time!!
Shouka: Don't make the psychiatrist do ALL the work!
Korin: Quick, become a marriage counselor!
Shouka: K
Shouka: *ahem* It seems that this young man - Amiboshi, is your name?
Shouka: Well, it seems that you need a love in your life
Amiboshi: *nod*
Shouka: Korin, are you willing to do anything about this?? *hint, hint* *nudge, nudge*
Shouka: Like........................marry? (Tomo: It's great! Ahh, common...)
Amiboshi: Korin: Moi? _Not_ do anything? Of COURSE I'd like to marry him! But, heck, I'm reaaaalllyy shy about that kinda thing
Korin: Sure I love him, but
Korin: When it comes to asking
Korin: Then I'm nervous
Korin: Really nervous
Shouka: NOW we're gettin somewhere!
*Tomo: AHEM. I'd just like to let you know that it's the best feeling in the world!!*
Shouka: *shoves Tomo aside*
Shouka: You are not part of this meeting!
Shouka: Now.........how does Amiboshi feel about this? Hmm, Amiboshi?
Amiboshi: Well, I really kinda like Korin, but
Amiboshi: I'm kinda shy too
Shouka: Awwwww, you're shy! Kawaii! *sniffle*
Shouka: *cough*
Shouka: Okay
Shouka: What you have is known as compulsive timid behavior
Shouka: Now, I believe that it is the man's duty to do the proposal itself, is it not??
Shouka: Amiboshi, you will have to decide how much you love this gal
Shouka: Especially.............
Amiboshi: *looks scared*
Shouka: Cause I can't stand to see you sad!
Shouka: *pats on the head*
Shouka: It's all right
Shouka: Come now, do you even have a ring??
Shouka: If not, we must go shopping for one!
Shouka: *evil glint in eye*
Amiboshi: *shoves hand in pocket quickly*
Amiboshi: *produces little gold band*
Shouka: Hmmmmm....let me see *takes ring carefully* beautiful
Shouka: We can only assume that she will love it
Shouka: And now...
Shouka: We have to have you practice your proposing
Shouka: Here, here's Chichiri *drags monk in*
Shouka: Practice on him
Amiboshi: *cowers yet again*
*Chichiri: Daaaa????????????????*
*Chichiri: First Tomo and that evil blond get married...*
Amiboshi: P-practice on _him_?
Shouka: YES! Get down on one knee, like so.... *bends down*
Shouka: And say it, nice and slow and sweet
Shouka: Girls love romance and melodrama
Amiboshi: Ahhhh!!
Amiboshi: I-I can't do it!!
Shouka: *clucks sympathetically*
Shouka: Here...listen
Shouka: *sucks in breath*
Amiboshi: *stares up like a duckling*
Shouka: "Korin, I've realized that over the period of our relationship, we've become more than friends...much more. I just want to you to know - well, I was hoping - would you give me the honor of marrying you?" *pulls out fake ring*
Shouka: There!
Shouka: You see?
Shouka: Now you try!
*Chichiri: mumbles*
Amiboshi: Oh my gods! *shaking* K-Korin...
Amiboshi: I've realized th-that over the period o-of our r-relationship...
Amiboshi: We've come to be more th-than just...friends
Amiboshi: Much more
Shouka: *pretends to be Korin so that Chiri doesn't get more embarrassed*
Amiboshi: *gulp*
Shouka: Yessssssssssssss???????????????
Amiboshi: I just w-want you to know, well, I was hoping, I mean
Amiboshi: WOULD YOU MARRY ME!!!
Shouka: Oh, that's so sweet! *jumps up in excitement* Your honor? It'd be mine! Of course I'll marry you!
Shouka: See~!
Shouka: It wasn't so bad, was it?
Amiboshi: *looks scared* B-but
Amiboshi: That was _you_
Shouka: Yes...........but I'm sure that Korin will be just as pleased
Shouka: I've talked to her....
Shouka: And she loves you, Ami-chan! So go out and get her!
Amiboshi: *quivers like a leaf* DON'T phrase things like that, please! *nearly sobbing*
Shouka: Fine...go track her down and move in for the kill!
Shouka: GO GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amiboshi: *wince* Oh, gods please
Amiboshi: I can't believe I'm in this situation
Kouji: Pst
Shouka: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kouji: Shouka
Shouka: Yeah??
Shouka: *bends over to listen*
Kouji: Get Korin over here. She's a little less shy. Of COURSE, she's NEVER shy when it comes to beating me over the head with a tray, but anyway
Kouji: It might speed things up
Shouka: Right
Shouka: *whispers* Korin! KOOORRRRINNN!
Shouka: Get over here! *still whispering*
Korin: Hai?
Korin: I'm here
Shouka: Come, your man is frightened out of his poor little wits!!!!!!!! And by the way, good for you, teaching Kouji some manners with a tray!
Korin: Thank you
Shouka: Here, look at that scared wittle face!
Korin: Oh, gods, yes
Korin: Ami-ai...*slaps hand over mouth* darn
Shouka: Amiboshi...now!
Korin: *rolls eyes at herself*
Shouka: It's all right
Shouka: I'm here for you both! *quivers with excitement*
Amiboshi: *shaking* Ko-Korin?
Korin: I'm not KoK
Amiboshi: Damn it all! *sobs*
Shouka: Keep talking...talk, darn the both of you!
Shouka: I HATE it when people have things to say and they keep quiet!
Amiboshi: *talking really fast* Korinwillyoumarrymepleasecauseiloveyouhere'saring!
Shouka: *PSSST, Korin...if you don't say yes, I'll bury you alive! Make the cute lil twin happy!*
Korin: Um, gomen, Ami-ai, could you say that slower?
Korin: Don't you do anything to me, Shouka
Amiboshi: *Takes deeeeeeeep breath* Korin
Shouka: *prays* Please let it work out, please let it work out...*
Amiboshi: Will you marry me? I love you very much, I really do. And... I got you a ring...
Korin: Ami-ai.... I.... OF COURSE I WILL!!
Amiboshi: *slides ring onto Korin's finger*
Korin: Oh my gods oh my gods oh my gods!!!
Korin: Shouka, I love you
Shouka: *grabs Ashitaka* You be the priest!!! Give Chichiri a break!
*Ashitaka: Shh, they haven't finished yet!*
Amiboshi: A-ashitaka? *stares*
*Ashitaka: Nice to meet you*
Korin: *distracts his attention by planting a kiss on his lips*
Shouka: Heee
Shouka: I love love!
Korin: Hi Ashitaka! How's the wolf and kids?
Korin: I meant wife!!!
Korin: I swear I meant wife!!
Kouji: Yeah right
*Ashitaka: Just fine. Lady Eboshi and the Gods have finally come to an agreement...*
*Ashitaka: They've set up a borderline.*
*Ashitaka: Lady Eboshi can mine, but only to a certain point*
Korin: Thank the four gods
*Ashitaka: Yes...And San and I have managed to visit each other twice this year*
Korin: Great!
Shouka: Hey! My computer did it AGAIN!!!!!!!!! And I was right in the middle of getting talked about rudely by a certain red-haired bandit *eyeballs Tasuki*!
*Ashitaka: Hmm, Excuse me, but they need to get married here..*
Shouka: Right!
Korin: *whispers* Do we _really_ need to invite her to the wedding?
Amiboshi: *whack*
Korin: I guess that's yes
Shouka: Hey!
Korin: Kidding, kidding!!!
Shouka: I'm not - that - bad, am I? *sniffles* *goes chibi*
Shouka: Okay.........
Shouka: As long as you're only kidding...
Korin: Trust me I was. I'm not _that_ unfeeling!
Kouji: YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
Korin: *pulls out flute* You're asking for it, weird-speech-boy!
Korin: Sooo, Ashitaka, you'll do the honors?
*Ashitaka: People? Tux, dress? They are supposed to be used in weddings, aren't they????*
Korin: Ah, dress, right!
Shouka: *glares* Come on, the Shouka-unit says put on the stuff, and be quicker than Tomo about it!*
Korin: *Anim-agically finds herself in a white wedding dress*
Shouka: *fluffs friend's wedding gown* Awww, how sweet! *sobs*
Korin: You know, white really isn't my colour
Korin: Sadly, red is
Kouji: WOMEN!!
Kouji: How can you do this before you get married?
Shouka: *whacks Kouji* Shut it! You don't understand! I take an hour in a dressing room at American Eagle, I can see where getting married would be an even bigger deal when it comes to clothes!!
Korin: Yeah.
Shouka: *goes all misty eyed* There! Red for you, Korin-chan. Now..............Amiboshi? Tux?
Amiboshi: *Anim-magically is wearing a tuxedo*
Korin: Oh my sweet gods in heaven
Korin: You look so darn hot in a tux it should be illegal!
Amiboshi: *bluuuuuuuuush*
Shouka: AAAAAWWW! *babies Ami* So handsome *sniffle* My little boy, all grown up and getting called hot by his future wife...
Korin: *blushing just as hard* Did I say that out loud?
Shouka: Yes dearie, I'm afraid you did. But we all do that, right Hot-sama?? *drags Hotohori over and kisses him* Right?
*Hotohori: *sigh* Whatever you say....hey, another wedding! Wonderful!*
Shouka: Now, shoo! *pushes Korin in the back with one hand and Ami with the other*
Shouka: Go say the vows!
Korin: Wonderful, right
Korin: *deep breath* well...this is it
Korin: I lose my freedom
Korin: AND I'M SO HAPPYYYYY
*Hotohori and Shouka: YES WONDERFUL! NOW GET YOUR SORRY SELVES UP THERE AND SUCK EACH OTEHR'S FACES OFF!*
Amiboshi and Korin: *blush*
Korin: Darn you Shouka
Korin: Do you always have to say that kind of thing?
Shouka: Eh?? Nani?
Amiboshi: It's rather...discomfiting
Shouka: Well, it's true...er, I guess I could have said that different.......
Shouka: Okay
Shouka: I'll try to be less embarrassing
Korin: Thanks
Shouka: NOW GO AND SNOG SENSELESS, YOU GREAT HORMONE-DRIVEN PEOPLE! Gogogogo!
Korin: Darn it all, right before the wedding!!!
Korin: My time's up
Shouka: Ahhhhh *coos softly*
Shouka: That's okay you two
Amiboshi: Can we continue the service tomorrow, Ashitaka?
Amiboshi: I'm really sorry!!
*Ashitaka: Don't be...I'll see you two tomorrow ;)*
Amiboshi: Ok!!!
Amiboshi: Be ready for a ceremony!!!
*Hotohori *around Shouka's lips* BYE!*
Amiboshi: Bye!!
Shouka: *looks up* Ja...and we'll be ready
Korin: Thank you so much Shouka
TBC...
Will this marriage work out? Obviously. Darn it all, why am I letting Korin be set up with MY bishi? *sigh* Darn, darn, darn. Well, you'll see more in the next chapter of "A Scary Day In Computer Konan". Ain't I great with titles?
KoKourin, angel of destruction