Title: Trivial 2: The College of Useless X-Files Knowledge
Author: Kel
Rating PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: More Useless Trivia from The X-Files
Notes: For Ghini TyNant. Again. Who is my personal XF trivia goddess.
"Scully's father called her Starbuck."
"After the coffee?"
"No, Clark. After the book. *Moby Dick.*"
"There's a Starbuck's Coffee bar in *Moby Dick?*"
"Clark, you're not that stupid."
"I know, I know. Starbuck was the first mate."
"Very good."
"That's not the only connection, you know."
"Yes, I know. But the question is, do you know?"
"Well, Scully called her father Ahab, Mulder's quest was the Great White
Whale, and then there was the little yapper dog named Queequeg."
"Who got eaten by a crocodile."
"See! I *told* Chloe you were a closet X-files fanatic!"
"Do you know why Mulder's apartment number is 42?"
"Um... no."
"Because it's the Answer To The Universe."
"What?"
"It's the Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything. *Hitchhiker's Guide
To The Galaxy,* by Douglas Adams."
"You're weird, Lex. Just totally weird."
"Says the alien."
"How can 42 be the answer to everything?"
"Read the book, Atticus."
"You've got a thing with people in glasses, don't you, Lex?"
"What do you mean?"
"Mulder. The guy from To Kill A Mockingbird. Both of them wear those little
granny glasses."
"Those glasses happen to look nice on David Duchovny."
"Whatever. When I grow up, I'm going to find the ugliest pair of black horn
rims that I can find, and see if you still have a thing for them."
"Clark, I can't imagine you looking anything less than edible in anything.
Including black horn-rim glasses with inch-thick lenses."
"I *told* you it was the glasses. You're getting hot just thinking about it."
"How did we get from X-Files trivia to you dissecting my fetishes?"
"Mulder. Glasses."
"Right. I do not have a thing for Mulder glasses. I just happen to think
they work for him. They're a part of his character."
"Your vehement denial is duly noted."
"Bite me, Clark."
*chomp*
"I didn't mean it literally, farmboy."
"Oops. Sorry."
The End
Author: Kel
Rating PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: More Useless Trivia from The X-Files
Notes: For Ghini TyNant. Again. Who is my personal XF trivia goddess.
"Scully's father called her Starbuck."
"After the coffee?"
"No, Clark. After the book. *Moby Dick.*"
"There's a Starbuck's Coffee bar in *Moby Dick?*"
"Clark, you're not that stupid."
"I know, I know. Starbuck was the first mate."
"Very good."
"That's not the only connection, you know."
"Yes, I know. But the question is, do you know?"
"Well, Scully called her father Ahab, Mulder's quest was the Great White
Whale, and then there was the little yapper dog named Queequeg."
"Who got eaten by a crocodile."
"See! I *told* Chloe you were a closet X-files fanatic!"
"Do you know why Mulder's apartment number is 42?"
"Um... no."
"Because it's the Answer To The Universe."
"What?"
"It's the Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything. *Hitchhiker's Guide
To The Galaxy,* by Douglas Adams."
"You're weird, Lex. Just totally weird."
"Says the alien."
"How can 42 be the answer to everything?"
"Read the book, Atticus."
"You've got a thing with people in glasses, don't you, Lex?"
"What do you mean?"
"Mulder. The guy from To Kill A Mockingbird. Both of them wear those little
granny glasses."
"Those glasses happen to look nice on David Duchovny."
"Whatever. When I grow up, I'm going to find the ugliest pair of black horn
rims that I can find, and see if you still have a thing for them."
"Clark, I can't imagine you looking anything less than edible in anything.
Including black horn-rim glasses with inch-thick lenses."
"I *told* you it was the glasses. You're getting hot just thinking about it."
"How did we get from X-Files trivia to you dissecting my fetishes?"
"Mulder. Glasses."
"Right. I do not have a thing for Mulder glasses. I just happen to think
they work for him. They're a part of his character."
"Your vehement denial is duly noted."
"Bite me, Clark."
*chomp*
"I didn't mean it literally, farmboy."
"Oops. Sorry."
The End