Title: Trivial 3: Wagon Train To The Stars
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark and Lex discuss Star Trek Trivia
Notes: Wagon Train To The Stars was Gene Roddenberry's inital concept for
Star Trek. :) Thanks to Ghini TyNant for reminding me it's okay to let the
inner geek out to play. Thanks also to B, who loves me despite the inner
geek. :)
Trivial 3: Wagon Train To The Stars
"But I want to watch Star Trek."
"You're not old enough. I'll let you watch it if and only if you can name at
least one Shakespeare play they used for a title."
"They didn't."
"I beg to differ. Hand me that book. No, the big leather--yeah, that's it."
*flipping of pages* "Ah, here we go. 'The play's the thing, wherein I'll
catch the conscience of the king.' Sound familiar, farmboy?"
"Yeah. 'Conscience of the King.' They did Shakespeare in that one."
"And they said you were slow, Clark. They did two plays in there; happen to
remember the two plays?"
"God, not only are you an X-Phile but you're a Trekker too? Do you know that
makes you a total geek?"
"So I exercise my inner geek. Answer the question."
"Okay, okay. Geeze. You're lucky my dad likes this stuff. 'Hamlet' was
one, and 'Macbeth' was the other."
"*Very* good. You got a fifty fifty chance of picking the right play."
"Lex... the next time we go somewhere, I'm making you wear the red shirt."
"Not a chance, Clark. Those guys die first. Always. If one of us is going
to be a red shirt, it's going to be you. At least you have a better chance
of not getting phasered, knifed, bitten, poisoned or sucked."
"I don't have a good chance of getting sucked?"
"Mind out of the gutter, Clark."
"But--okay. You never let me have any fun."
"Don't pout, Clark. Jim Kirk never pouted when he didn't get the girl."
"He *always* got the girl. Didn't he ever worry about space AIDS or
something?"
"And Riker only wished he had Kirk's luck with the women."
"Hey, Riker got laid quite a bit. Well... okay. So not as much as Kirk, but
still."
"At least Picard had a better arch-enemy."
"Q?"
"Yes. Q is... just wonderful. Sarcastic, powerful, complete and total
manipulative son of a bitch who in the end is helping Picard whether Baldy
wants to admit it or not. Though, still, I have to admit... I found the
concept of a bald man in power very attractive."
"You know, I never thought about that. I just thought Q had the hots for
Picard. You know, like the whole Spock/Kirk thing."
"Spock/Kirk? And here I thought I'd have to hit you over the head with it."
"Totally not blind like I said before. I'd have to be an idiot to miss that
whole thing."
"Clark.... God... you will learn yet, my young Padawan."
"I fucking hate that movie, Lex, and if you call me Padawan again, I'll rip
your balls off."
"You wouldn't. You like my balls where they are."
"Okay. I wouldn't. But still. Call me the P-word again, and you will
regret it, Baldilocks."
"And my balls?"
"Are safe with me."
THE END..... sort of.
coming soon.... Trivial 4: Star Wars Edition
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark and Lex discuss Star Trek Trivia
Notes: Wagon Train To The Stars was Gene Roddenberry's inital concept for
Star Trek. :) Thanks to Ghini TyNant for reminding me it's okay to let the
inner geek out to play. Thanks also to B, who loves me despite the inner
geek. :)
Trivial 3: Wagon Train To The Stars
"But I want to watch Star Trek."
"You're not old enough. I'll let you watch it if and only if you can name at
least one Shakespeare play they used for a title."
"They didn't."
"I beg to differ. Hand me that book. No, the big leather--yeah, that's it."
*flipping of pages* "Ah, here we go. 'The play's the thing, wherein I'll
catch the conscience of the king.' Sound familiar, farmboy?"
"Yeah. 'Conscience of the King.' They did Shakespeare in that one."
"And they said you were slow, Clark. They did two plays in there; happen to
remember the two plays?"
"God, not only are you an X-Phile but you're a Trekker too? Do you know that
makes you a total geek?"
"So I exercise my inner geek. Answer the question."
"Okay, okay. Geeze. You're lucky my dad likes this stuff. 'Hamlet' was
one, and 'Macbeth' was the other."
"*Very* good. You got a fifty fifty chance of picking the right play."
"Lex... the next time we go somewhere, I'm making you wear the red shirt."
"Not a chance, Clark. Those guys die first. Always. If one of us is going
to be a red shirt, it's going to be you. At least you have a better chance
of not getting phasered, knifed, bitten, poisoned or sucked."
"I don't have a good chance of getting sucked?"
"Mind out of the gutter, Clark."
"But--okay. You never let me have any fun."
"Don't pout, Clark. Jim Kirk never pouted when he didn't get the girl."
"He *always* got the girl. Didn't he ever worry about space AIDS or
something?"
"And Riker only wished he had Kirk's luck with the women."
"Hey, Riker got laid quite a bit. Well... okay. So not as much as Kirk, but
still."
"At least Picard had a better arch-enemy."
"Q?"
"Yes. Q is... just wonderful. Sarcastic, powerful, complete and total
manipulative son of a bitch who in the end is helping Picard whether Baldy
wants to admit it or not. Though, still, I have to admit... I found the
concept of a bald man in power very attractive."
"You know, I never thought about that. I just thought Q had the hots for
Picard. You know, like the whole Spock/Kirk thing."
"Spock/Kirk? And here I thought I'd have to hit you over the head with it."
"Totally not blind like I said before. I'd have to be an idiot to miss that
whole thing."
"Clark.... God... you will learn yet, my young Padawan."
"I fucking hate that movie, Lex, and if you call me Padawan again, I'll rip
your balls off."
"You wouldn't. You like my balls where they are."
"Okay. I wouldn't. But still. Call me the P-word again, and you will
regret it, Baldilocks."
"And my balls?"
"Are safe with me."
THE END..... sort of.
coming soon.... Trivial 4: Star Wars Edition