It was the Ivory Cabbit, trotting slowly back again, and looking anxiously
about as it went, as if it had lost something; and she heard it muttering
to itself `The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and
whiskers! She'll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where CAN
I have dropped them, I wonder?' Sasami guessed in a moment that it was
looking for the fan and the pair of white kid gloves, and she very good-
naturedly began hunting about for them, but they were nowhere to be seen--
everything seemed to have changed since her swim in the pool, and the great
hall, with the glass table and the little door, had vanished completely.
Very soon the Cabbit noticed Sasami, as she went hunting about, and called
out to her in an angry tone, `Why, Ryo-ohki, what ARE you doing out here?
Run home this moment, and fetch me a pair of gloves and a fan! Quick, now!'
And Sasami was so much frightened that she ran off at once in the direction
it pointed to, without trying to explain the mistake it had made.
`He took me for his housemaid,' she said to herself as she ran. `How
surprised he'll be when he finds out who I am! But I'd better take him his
fan and gloves--that is, if I can find them.' As she said this, she came
upon a neat little house, on the door of which was a bright brass plate
with the name `K. CABBIT' engraved upon it. She went in without knocking,
and hurried upstairs, in great fear lest she should meet the real Ryo-Ohki,
and be turned out of the house before she had found the fan and gloves.
`How queer it seems,' Sasami said to herself, `to be going messages for a
cabbit! I suppose Dinah'll be sending me on messages next!' And she began
fancying the sort of thing that would happen: `"Miss Sasami! Come here
directly, and get ready for your walk!" "Coming in a minute, nurse! But
I've got to see that the mouse doesn't get out." Only I don't think,'
Sasami went on, `that they'd let Dinah stop in the house if it began
ordering people about like that!'
By this time she had found her way into a tidy little room with a table in
the window, and on it (as she had hoped) a fan and two or three pairs of
tiny white kid gloves: she took up the fan and a pair of the gloves, and
was just going to leave the room, when her eye fell upon a little bottle
that stood near the looking- glass. There was no label this time with the
words `DRINK ME,' but nevertheless she uncorked it and put it to her lips.
`I know SOMETHING interesting is sure to happen,' she said to herself,
`whenever I eat or drink anything; so I'll just see what this bottle does.
I do hope it'll make me grow large again, for really I'm quite tired of
being such a tiny little thing!'
It did so indeed, and much sooner than she had expected: before she had
drunk half the bottle, she found her head pressing against the ceiling, and
had to stoop to save her neck from being broken. She hastily put down the
bottle, saying to herself `That's quite enough--I hope I shan't grow any
more--As it is, I can't get out at the door--I do wish I hadn't drunk quite
so much!'
Alas! it was too late to wish that! She went on growing, and growing, and
very soon had to kneel down on the floor: in another minute there was not
even room for this, and she tried the effect of lying down with one elbow
against the door, and the other arm curled round her head. Still she went
on growing, and, as a last resource, she put one arm out of the window, and
one foot up the chimney, and said to herself `Now I can do no more,
whatever happens. What WILL become of me?'
Luckily for Sasami, the little magic bottle had now had its full effect,
and she grew no larger: still it was very uncomfortable, and, as there
seemed to be no sort of chance of her ever getting out of the room again,
no wonder she felt unhappy.
`It was much pleasanter at home,' thought poor Sasami, `when one wasn't
always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and
cabbits. I almost wish I hadn't gone down that cabbit-hole--and yet--and
yet--it's rather curious, you know, this sort of life! I do wonder what CAN
have happened to me! When I used to read fairy-tales, I fancied that kind
of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one! There
ought to be a book written about me, that there ought! And when I grow up,
I'll write one--but I'm grown up now,' she added in a sorrowful tone; `at
least there's no room to grow up any more HERE.'
`But then,' thought Sasami, `shall I NEVER get any older than I am now?
That'll be a comfort, one way--never to be an old woman- -but then--always
to have lessons to learn! Oh, I shouldn't like THAT!'
`Oh, you foolish Sasami!' she answered herself. `How can you learn lessons
in here? Why, there's hardly room for YOU, and no room at all for any
lesson-books!'
And so she went on, taking first one side and then the other, and making
quite a conversation of it altogether; but after a few minutes she heard a
voice outside, and stopped to listen.
`Ryo-ohki! Ryo-ohki!' said the voice. `Fetch me my gloves this moment!'
Then came a little pattering of feet on the stairs. Sasami knew it was the
Cabbit coming to look for her, and she trembled till she shook the house,
quite forgetting that she was now about a thousand times as large as the
Cabbit, and had no reason to be afraid of it.
Presently the Cabbit came up to the door, and tried to open it; but, as the
door opened inwards, and Sasami's elbow was pressed hard against it, that
attempt proved a failure. Sasami heard it say to itself `Then I'll go round
and get in at the window.'
`THAT you won't' thought Sasami, and, after waiting till she fancied she
heard the Cabbit just under the window, she suddenly spread out her hand,
and made a snatch in the air. She did not get hold of anything, but she
heard a little shriek and a fall, and a crash of broken glass, from which
she concluded that it was just possible it had fallen into a cucumber-
frame, or something of the sort.
Next came an angry voice--the Cabbit's--`Pat! Pat! Where are you?' And then
a voice she had never heard before, `Sure then I'm here! Digging for
apples, yer honour!'
`Digging for apples, indeed!' said the Cabbit angrily. `Here! Come and help
me out of THIS!' (Sounds of more broken glass.)
`Now tell me, Pat, what's that in the window?'
`Sure, it's an arm, yer honour!' (He pronounced it `arrum.')
`An arm, you goose! Who ever saw one that size? Why, it fills the whole
window!'
`Sure, it does, yer honour: but it's an arm for all that.'
`Well, it's got no business there, at any rate: go and take it away!'
There was a long silence after this, and Sasami could only hear whispers
now and then; such as, `Sure, I don't like it, yer honour, at all, at all!'
`Do as I tell you, you coward!' and at last she spread out her hand again,
and made another snatch in the air. This time there were TWO little
shrieks, and more sounds of broken glass. `What a number of cucumber-frames
there must be!' thought Sasami. `I wonder what they'll do next! As for
pulling me out of the window, I only wish they COULD! I'm sure I don't want
to stay in here any longer!'
She waited for some time without hearing anything more: at last came a
rumbling of little cartwheels, and the sound of a good many voice all
talking together: she made out the words: `Where's the other ladder?--Why,
I hadn't to bring but one; Bill's got the other--Bill! fetch it here, lad!--
Here, put 'em up at this corner--No, tie 'em together first--they don't
reach half high enough yet--Oh! they'll do well enough; don't be particular-
-Here, Bill! catch hold of this rope--Will the roof bear?--Mind that loose
slate--Oh, it's coming down! Heads below!' (a loud crash)--`Now, who did
that?--It was Bill, I fancy--Who's to go down the chimney?--Nay, I shan't!
YOU do it!--That I won't, then!--Bill's to go down--Here, Bill! the master
says you're to go down the chimney!'
`Oh! So Bill's got to come down the chimney, has he?' said Sasami to
herself. `Shy, they seem to put everything upon Bill! I wouldn't be in
Bill's place for a good deal: this fireplace is narrow, to be sure; but I
THINK I can kick a little!'
She drew her foot as far down the chimney as she could, and waited till she
heard a little animal (she couldn't guess of what sort it was) scratching
and scrambling about in the chimney close above her: then, saying to
herself `This is Bill,' she gave one sharp kick, and waited to see what
would happen next.
The first thing she heard was a general chorus of `There goes Bill!' then
the Cabbit's voice along--`Catch him, you by the hedge!' then silence, and
then another confusion of voices--`Hold up his head--Brandy now--Don't
choke him--How was it, old fellow? What happened to you? Tell us all about
it!'
Last came a little feeble, squeaking voice, (`That's Bill,' thought
Sasami,) `Well, I hardly know--No more, thank ye; I'm better now--but I'm a
deal too flustered to tell you--all I know is, something comes at me like a
Jack-in-the-box, and up I goes like a sky-rocket!'
`So you did, old fellow!' said the others.
`We must burn the house down!' said the Cabbit's voice; and Sasami called
out as loud as she could, `If you do. I'll set Dinah at you!'
There was a dead silence instantly, and Sasami thought to herself, `I
wonder what they WILL do next! If they had any sense, they'd take the roof
off.' After a minute or two, they began moving about again, and Sasami
heard the Cabbit say, `A barrowful will do, to begin with.'
`A barrowful of WHAT?' thought Sasami; but she had not long to doubt, for
the next moment a shower of little pebbles came rattling in at the window,
and some of them hit her in the face. `I'll put a stop to this,' she said
to herself, and shouted out, `You'd better not do that again!' which
produced another dead silence.
Sasami noticed with some surprise that the pebbles were all turning into
little cakes as they lay on the floor, and a bright idea came into her
head. `If I eat one of these cakes,' she thought, `it's sure to make SOME
change in my size; and as it can't possibly make me larger, it must make me
smaller, I suppose.'
So she swallowed one of the cakes, and was delighted to find that she began
shrinking directly. As soon as she was small enough to get through the
door, she ran out of the house, and found quite a crowd of little animals
and birds waiting outside. The poor little Lizard, Bill, was in the middle,
being held up by two guinea-pigs, who were giving it something out of a
bottle. They all made a rush at Sasami the moment she appeared; but she ran
off as hard as she could, and soon found herself safe in a thick wood.
`The first thing I've got to do,' said Sasami to herself, as she wandered
about in the wood, `is to grow to my right size again; and the second thing
is to find my way into that lovely garden. I think that will be the best
plan.'
It sounded an excellent plan, no doubt, and very neatly and simply
arranged; the only difficulty was, that she had not the smallest idea how
to set about it; and while she was peering about anxiously among the trees,
a little sharp bark just over her head made her look up in a great hurry.
An enormous puppy was looking down at her with large round eyes, and feebly
stretching out one paw, trying to touch her. `Poor little thing!' said
Sasami, in a coaxing tone, and she tried hard to whistle to it; but she was
terribly frightened all the time at the thought that it might be hungry, in
which case it would be very likely to eat her up in spite of all her
coaxing.
Hardly knowing what she did, she picked up a little bit of stick, and held
it out to the puppy; whereupon the puppy jumped into the air off all its
feet at once, with a yelp of delight, and rushed at the stick, and made
believe to worry it; then Sasami dodged behind a great thistle, to keep
herself from being run over; and the moment she appeared on the other side,
the puppy made another rush at the stick, and tumbled head over heels in
its hurry to get hold of it; then Sasami, thinking it was very like having
a game of play with a cart-horse, and expecting every moment to be trampled
under its feet, ran round the thistle again; then the puppy began a series
of short charges at the stick, running a very little way forwards each time
and a long way back, and barking hoarsely all the while, till at last it
sat down a good way off, panting, with its tongue hanging out of its mouth,
and its great eyes half shut.
This seemed to Sasami a good opportunity for making her escape; so she set
off at once, and ran till she was quite tired and out of breath, and till
the puppy's bark sounded quite faint in the distance.
`And yet what a dear little puppy it was!' said Sasami, as she leant
against a buttercup to rest herself, and fanned herself with one of the
leaves: `I should have liked teaching it tricks very much, if--if I'd only
been the right size to do it! Oh dear! I'd nearly forgotten that I've got
to grow up again! Let me see--how IS it to be managed? I suppose I ought to
eat or drink something or other; but the great question is, what?'
The great question certainly was, what? Sasami looked all round her at the
flowers and the blades of grass, but she did not see anything that looked
like the right thing to eat or drink under the circumstances. There was a
large mushroom growing near her, about the same height as herself; and when
she had looked under it, and on both sides of it, and behind it, it
occurred to her that she might as well look and see what was on the top of
it.
She stretched herself up on tiptoe, and peeped over the edge of the
mushroom, and her eyes immediately met those of a large caterpillar, that
was sitting on the top with its arms folded, quietly smoking a long hookah,
and taking not the smallest notice of her or of anything else.
