Title: Trivial 4: May The Force Be With You
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Star Wars Edition
Trivial 4: May The Force Be With You
"So, Clark... care to tell me what turned you against Star Wars?"
"Two words, Lex. Luke. Skywalker."
"The main character in the trilogy turned you against it?"
"He whined, Lex. He was a whiny spinless little twitsky, just like Obi-Wan in the Phantom Menace. I mean sure, Obi was just jealous that Qui-Gon was giving all his attention to the little carpet rodent, but still. He. whined."
"Obi-Wan did not whine. And wait until you see the second one. You thought Obi was a whiner, he's got nothing compared to Anakin."
"Right. Let me guess, not only does your inner geek like X-Files and Star Trek, he likes Star Wars too?"
"You don't exactly have room to talk about inner geeks, Clark. At least I have an excuse; I'm a scientist and we're expected to be geeks."
"As long as you don't start wearing a pocket protector."
"Not even to my own funeral."
"If you have a light saber hidden around here, I'm leaving you."
"Don't look in the closet."
"You don't."
"Okay, I don't."
"And I suppose you have an Ewok around here somewhere?"
"Did you know that the actor who played Willow Oftgood played Wicket the Ewok?"
"So that's why he got the cameo in Phantom Menace!"
"And they said you couldn't be taught."
"You're getting snarky with me, Lex."
"No, I'm just proud of you. You're letting our inner geeks flourish together."
"I do not have an inner geek."
"Warrior Angel."
"He who lives in a glass mansion should not throw stones at the superpowered alien."
"Are you poking fun at my affection for Warrior Angel?"
"I'm just pointing out that a single comic book addiction does not an inner geek make. Add that to Trekkerishness, X-Philesness, and Star-Wars-additcion, and then you've got a serious geek complex."
"Beware of Geeks bearing gifts?"
"That was *low,* Lex. Even for you."
"Very, very low. But I can go lower, if you like. I could point out the possible Trojan jokes."
"You wouldn't. Because that would be lower. Okay, okay. No more jokes."
"You prefer the obvious lightsaber cracks?"
"And you thought I had *my* mind in the gutter."
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine... now let's see how well you handle it."
"Oh no, Lex. You did *not* just quote Mel Brooks to me."
"Oh yes, Clark. I did just quote Mel Brooks to you."
"I am not some Han-Solo-knockoff."
"No, but you're tall enough and hairy enough to be a Wookie."
"Nerf-herder."
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?"
"I happen to like scruffy."
"Clark, I am physically incapable of growing scruff."
"Yeah, but you can *be* scruffy. Like Han."
"Right. Can I have whatever you're smoking?"
"I'm not smoking anything."
"Right. Clark, sometimes I worry about you."
"Only sometimes?"
The End
Author: Kel
Rating: PG for innuendo
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Star Wars Edition
Trivial 4: May The Force Be With You
"So, Clark... care to tell me what turned you against Star Wars?"
"Two words, Lex. Luke. Skywalker."
"The main character in the trilogy turned you against it?"
"He whined, Lex. He was a whiny spinless little twitsky, just like Obi-Wan in the Phantom Menace. I mean sure, Obi was just jealous that Qui-Gon was giving all his attention to the little carpet rodent, but still. He. whined."
"Obi-Wan did not whine. And wait until you see the second one. You thought Obi was a whiner, he's got nothing compared to Anakin."
"Right. Let me guess, not only does your inner geek like X-Files and Star Trek, he likes Star Wars too?"
"You don't exactly have room to talk about inner geeks, Clark. At least I have an excuse; I'm a scientist and we're expected to be geeks."
"As long as you don't start wearing a pocket protector."
"Not even to my own funeral."
"If you have a light saber hidden around here, I'm leaving you."
"Don't look in the closet."
"You don't."
"Okay, I don't."
"And I suppose you have an Ewok around here somewhere?"
"Did you know that the actor who played Willow Oftgood played Wicket the Ewok?"
"So that's why he got the cameo in Phantom Menace!"
"And they said you couldn't be taught."
"You're getting snarky with me, Lex."
"No, I'm just proud of you. You're letting our inner geeks flourish together."
"I do not have an inner geek."
"Warrior Angel."
"He who lives in a glass mansion should not throw stones at the superpowered alien."
"Are you poking fun at my affection for Warrior Angel?"
"I'm just pointing out that a single comic book addiction does not an inner geek make. Add that to Trekkerishness, X-Philesness, and Star-Wars-additcion, and then you've got a serious geek complex."
"Beware of Geeks bearing gifts?"
"That was *low,* Lex. Even for you."
"Very, very low. But I can go lower, if you like. I could point out the possible Trojan jokes."
"You wouldn't. Because that would be lower. Okay, okay. No more jokes."
"You prefer the obvious lightsaber cracks?"
"And you thought I had *my* mind in the gutter."
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine... now let's see how well you handle it."
"Oh no, Lex. You did *not* just quote Mel Brooks to me."
"Oh yes, Clark. I did just quote Mel Brooks to you."
"I am not some Han-Solo-knockoff."
"No, but you're tall enough and hairy enough to be a Wookie."
"Nerf-herder."
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?"
"I happen to like scruffy."
"Clark, I am physically incapable of growing scruff."
"Yeah, but you can *be* scruffy. Like Han."
"Right. Can I have whatever you're smoking?"
"I'm not smoking anything."
"Right. Clark, sometimes I worry about you."
"Only sometimes?"
The End